Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks wants to empty the Banks, fill our streets with Banks, and run a Bank making operation out of his Banks.

they put me in the penn cuz i ain't a teller

War's back on

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

It feels like a good time to get one of those chunky PS3s that can play PS2 game discs and blurays

REM if they were good

A Brazilian psychic teared up while claiming that aliens will invade the Brazil vs Scotland match at the World Cup She says UFOs will abduct players and hundreds of fans from the stadium

The Twin Satans get what they deserve!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra is proud to perform, for the first time, Theme of the A.V.G.N.

For real, Jeffrey Epstein really should have thought of the optics before inviting all those wealthy people and politicians to Child Molester Island.

DC Comics take place in the world of Jungian Archetypes. Marvel takes place in Mayor John Lindsay's New York City.

The more I think about it, the more I firmly believe all Marvel stuff should take place in a perpetual 60s-70s. No more sliding timescale shit.

Hearing "we have a peace deal" from the admin and "we are not going to abide by the peace deal" from Israel like wow, I wonder what's going to happen in the next week, no one can tell

You’re not a leftist if you’ve never done this ⬇️

I do miss the golden age where LLMs weren't as "good" because I think there was kind of artistic, or at least comedic merit in getting them to produce orthogonal, out-there stuff by pushing them to their limits. The "better" they have gotten, the less potential there is for that kind of stuff.

Don’t have much of a dog in the Platner race but it is funny that he’s almost definitely going to be a Senator

What season of Law and Order SVU should I start with? Are they all good?

true....

3 BANDS TO GET TO KNOW MY DAD: - Elvis Costello and the Attractions - The Mountain Goats - Waxahatchee

The thing about people having social media crashouts is that over time I have proceeded to Get It more considering how they decided to make gangstalking real.

Tim Drake is the third mic on El Penitente Trap House, Gotham City’s favorite irreverent socialist podcast

Been listening to Shortnin' Bread a lot. Brian Wilson was right this shit rules

Femgooners are people too

yeah I was just about to ask that google

It's probably debatable the extent to which the Post-World War II era was defined by a reduction in wars motivated by geographic territorial expansion, since those were definitely still happening, but if it was then the past few years might suggest that this was an anomaly rather than a new normal.

light sabbath: people think i’m awesome because i am smiling all the time

I think gambling should be fully legal but in the way cigarettes are. Like, sports betting and prediction market apps should have to show you pictures of like, negative bank accounts and stock images of depressed people at regular intervals.

There's plenty of people in America and parts of American culture I like but the way the country was born from a faustian bargain of profound evil and continuously produces grotesque monsters means I am always at odds with it. Which is also Batman's relationship to Gotham if you think about it.

To understand American politics you have to keep in mind that a significant portion of the country's white population believes that there is a secret second welfare system only black people have access to.

This is going to become a significant issue of mainstream political debate in the next 20 years and I'm not joking

this pink dog is constantly walking around with bags of food that are the size of her head and it is beautiful and all is well and wonderful

My political outlook amounts to Bin Laden (Remix) by Immortal Technique

I got blisters on my pingas!

Breaking with my cohorts to say I'm a true oldhead when it comes to timing arrival at the airport

Peter and Lois are wretched. And the dog should be put down. But Chris is a revelation.

Smash Brothers Announcer: MILES Davis! My Wii Remote: *bitcrushed opening sax riff from Freddie Freeloader*

"Nothing ever happens" has given way to "something has happened and we can't seem to stop it from getting worse" and it's been that way for some time now

MMA Walkout to For He's A Jolly Good Fellow

The Northernlion Supercruise was real for exactly long enough to be funny but not long enough for it to become the turning point in a dozen "rise and fall" youtube video essays

If you're worried about kids on the internet joking about diddy or epstein you can just mentally replace them with "michael jackson" and "pedobear" respectively and its like nothing ever changed

Liked the Drama, but am I imagining things or did Robert Pattinson get the Kumail Nanjiani Handsome Squidward surgery?

Sucker Punch

Man named "Peter Magyar" wants to lead Hungary. Feels like another Charles De Gaulle situation, very on the nose.