Watching Muzzy in English. Getting back to basics.

Shout out to D&D (80s Version). I don't give a fuck about telling a story, I want to slowly walk down a 10 foot wide corridor, counting bottles of lantern oil, until I get killed by a Triffid that's living underneath a medieval castle for some reason.

Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns

You will live under the Black Sun one way or another

They transplanted an INCEL CHUD'S HEAD onto a WOKE THEY THEM'S BODY

The conceit that everything I don't like was invented by child molesters has gone from a bit of facetious hyperbole to fairly well-documented in like a week huh

Woah, ass ahoy

The Cat who Fell to Earth ..

In Hyperborea, there is an old Aryan saying that translates to No Human Being is Illegal

YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT SCARECROW'S BRAIN?

Not as funny as the Three Stooges. Didn't laugh.

Feeling like the Romantic Warrior rn

Shout out to Fu Manchu

A Pre-Apocalyptic Adventure in Olde Ameriga

70s Wargamers

Watching

Guys, I've got a confession to make: I saw a member of the enemy tribe and didn't drop everything to kill him

And on the pedestal, these words appear: "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him

I'm an 18th century civic republican and I say kill them all!!!

Watching

Years from now, I will be Chinese

We live under the Black Sun. I’ve got work in an hour. But one of these days the world will flip on its head.

Lady on NPR said “can you imagine a world where NATO was defunct?”

Please rise for the honorable JUDGE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

Scott Adams is dead? Wow. I didn't know that... he led an amazing life. What else can you say?

Putting up giant spikes and a plaque saying "This Is Not A Place of Honor" to keep everyone away from my awesome treasure

Watching

Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult, now... they're everywhere.

They’re calling it the Internet’s Methadone Clinic

Watching

15 years ago we had lowtax, epic meal time, and million dollar extreme. now we have no tax, no time for meals, and a million dollars is no longer considered extreme

Problematic Height Gap Relationship Survivor

The fact that there's a pretty decent chance this is an internal coup is... darkly funny? idk. Here's hoping that's the case and this just amounts to Delcy doing a little girlbossing while Trump forgets what step two is supposed to be

The they/them love of your life is in that ERP discord server if you're not a coward

Neal Adams:

I believe in the Hollow Earth but not in a racist way

Welcome to my Mind Palace

im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger

Peter and the Chicken Fighting Chris and Meg, Stewie and Brian

I only have a much vague understanding of what's going on in the world right now I reallocated all my skill points

"male loneliness epidemic" is such an incredible thought-terminating coinage, it's like if for no particular statistical reason every media outlet started automatically adding "white" before "fentanyl crisis"

Watching

Let 'em know

Sometimes all you need is a rowing machine and a few weekend social obligations and you're good.

Watching

Am I the only guy here who really likes the bucket? All the other crabs are here.

I'm going to be so for real I'm so out of the news loop that I thought Rob Reiner had died of natural causes until just now