Am I the only guy here who really likes the bucket? All the other crabs are here.

I'm going to be so for real I'm so out of the news loop that I thought Rob Reiner had died of natural causes until just now

There is an animal called an ELEPHANT, which has no desire to copulate

the best painters you've ever seen are out there, they either paint coco bandicoot porn or weird historical guro porn of aztec human sacrifices

I love Hope Soyjak

WAR ON NAMEK 1997 OPERATION PORUNGA I WAS THERE DUDE... AND IT SUCKED!!!

seven thousand years as a xrafstar

Now that we're sufficiently removed from the event, the takeaway from Charlie Kirk is these people can be shot in broad daylight and the only thing they'll do about it is get really annoying and whiny.

We should replace democracy with swag

the moral of Dazed and Confused and is that smoking weed and listening to ZZ Top and driving around your town in Texas is awesome

Every other headline for the rest of the decade is going to feel like a hypothetical b-side cumtown riff

All music after 1971 is just a rip off of Master of Reality

I want a brave man, I want a cave man.

I have a woketard's brain but a chudcel's heart

Happy October Revolution Day! Remember it's always okay to do things late.

Well, you know, it's too bad he died on his own terms instead of by firing squad.

I have lost all of my juice by moving here but when I look back at twitter it genuinely seems like its acting like an insanity rune for all its power users.

I send 5% of my income to the Hazbin Hotel as a tithe

Watching

I hope it's pulled down again but this time it's by a bunch of hardcore anti-Masons so that can become the discourse for a few months

Amused every time I revisit them and get reminded how Julius Evola and Robert Graves are always talking about the same subject but from the Chud and Woke perspectives respectively

What's the deal with Professor Jiang Xueqin?

It was so funny when the first Black Phone movie came out and there seemed to be people who thought it was like, Q-Anon Propaganda

I will defend the honor of Escape from LA

Fae/Faer Julia Evola microblogging about faer experience reality-shifting to Hyperborea

I fucking hate the preps

Aliens are killing dozens of people in shopping malls all over the country and no one believes its happening because of AI

In 2026, may you have... Stan’s good humor, Kyle’s confidence, Cartman’s audacity, and Kenny’s lust for life

I'm always staying informed thanks to email. How else would I learn about Asian Sex Cult Penis Ritual Leaked (Disturbing Video)?

Just discovered Dr. Luke was the other guy besides David Guetta who was responsible for that extremely lazy early 2020s interpolation trend. How do we continue to let evil thrive?

AVERAGE BLUESKY USER: I just got kicked in the head by a horse. I think I’ll go check the Discover Feed and reply to strangers’ posts there

Day of Visibility For the people who are in horrible pain

Conan the Cimmerian was a real historical figure.

Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of #conan #robertehoward #conanthebarbarian #fantasyart #swordandsorcery

South Park fan starstruck seeing real life fourth graders

It’s genuinely difficult to tell if some people are bots on here or just Gen Xers who Talk Like That

I feel like ax throwing would be fun but only specifically at a ren fair

Watching

This horse is depressed

do you fuck with white androgynes

Albert einsten

I need Nowadays. I need the Knockdown Center. I need the Metrograph. New York I miss you baby

RIP Ace Frehley I might be the only person under the age of 45 who's listened to Frehley's Comet

Guys we need to all get into knights and chivalric romance right now

I don’t fuck with Evil but I love Good