this pink dog is constantly walking around with bags of food that are the size of her head and it is beautiful and all is well and wonderful

My political outlook amounts to Bin Laden (Remix) by Immortal Technique

I got blisters on my pingas!

Breaking with my cohorts to say I'm a true oldhead when it comes to timing arrival at the airport

THEORY: all of the stuff about "the excesses of woke 1" has less to do with any actual overreach and more with the fact that certain people adjacent to the political center lived in a state of psychic terror about being "canceled" for 5 or so years

Peter and Lois are wretched. And the dog should be put down. But Chris is a revelation.

Smash Brothers Announcer: MILES Davis! My Wii Remote: *bitcrushed opening sax riff from Freddie Freeloader*

"Nothing ever happens" has given way to "something has happened and we can't seem to stop it from getting worse" and it's been that way for some time now

MMA Walkout to For He's A Jolly Good Fellow

The Northernlion Supercruise was real for exactly long enough to be funny but not long enough for it to become the turning point in a dozen "rise and fall" youtube video essays

If you're worried about kids on the internet joking about diddy or epstein you can just mentally replace them with "michael jackson" and "pedobear" respectively and its like nothing ever changed

Liked the Drama, but am I imagining things or did Robert Pattinson get the Kumail Nanjiani Handsome Squidward surgery?

Sucker Punch

Man named "Peter Magyar" wants to lead Hungary. Feels like another Charles De Gaulle situation, very on the nose.

Can I give you a challenge can u watch this movies there peak

I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant

My ideal system of government is a square jawed executive leader who just poses for statues and portraits and aura farms and a boring ass unicameral parliament which has all the actual political power.

I wish I was Neville Roy Singham. I wish I was Neville Roy Singham. Where's my Maoist multi-million dollar fortune?

All the armies of Europe and Asia could not by force take a drink from the Ohio River or make a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. I am not afraid for Americans. I am afraid that there is nothing that can end this empire except itself.

Remission of all sins to those who commit malicide to save the innocent

just came into possession of generational wealth

A day dedicated to lying? I weep for society's frayed moral fabric.

This is not my beautiful circus. These are not my beautiful monkeys.

They're calling it the Amerijank ARPG Renaissance

What if we all "milked" someone for wisdom instead of lols....

The Houthis are my heroes

They kind of just quietly gave up on the whole Q thing huh

We're out here speaking the universal language - rhythm

Comics used to be good

I love the beautiful country of Iran

The puzzled reader may ask: how could a learned liberal professor have forgotten these elementary axioms familiar to anybody who has read any exposition of the views of socialism?… the personal qualities of present-day professors are such that we may find among them even exceptionally stupid people

Easy Guide to When People are Concerned about Antisemitism: - Bad Faith: Saying that it's doing tropes to say the state of Israel has killed children - Good faith: Being weirded out when your mutual's mutual starts saying Jewish people have the abilities of World of Darkness Vampires

Very excited(?) for another guard change in trying to create a DC equivalent of the MCU that involves a weird anti-woke pivot

It's White Boy Butter Chicken with Garlic Naan night

I'd give up every computer to bring the Masons back

Those people were right to be upset they took Ed Edd n Eddy off the TV. Time doesn't heal all wounds.

May your ore be pure, and your profits large.

Taking a quick Rock Out break. Chill with the music

happy 3/16

I’m going to be for real, Trump starting a war for reasons he can’t explain and that lead to Russia getting a bunch of sanctions lifted and oil revenue coming in is not going to do anything to discourage my parents‘ firm belief that Putin is calling the shots.

We're going to put everyone in jail including ourselves and restart civilization inside the jail

There are so many times in my life where I just sound like the Guy Who Sees The Grinch For The First Time

Sorry guys I think I'm BrightWoke

What do you think the rent is like

Emperor Nero Apologist

YOU ARE EXCREMENT YOU CAN CHANGE YOURSELF INTO GOLD

Another 100 billion to predictive text