I haven't forgotten all of the horrible, bigoted things that Spongebob said about texas

And then trampled by 10,000 horses

Shit My Ancestor Says

HONDA chest tattoo

Andrew Schulz should be pelted with bricks

AA HARIMANADA MEGASOFT 1993 MEGA DRIVE

Spouse Full List Children Full List Awards Full List

WASPs are naming their kids shit like Hypatia and Socrates

women love a very tired, ill, and neurotic man

carmageddon 2: carpocalypse now, modified car skins, pc (2003) web.archive.org/web/20030814...

I will never enter into a self-imposed exile in Los Angeles and write a memoir in secret

So Epstein was like the Forrest Gump of pedophiles

Might unearth something later

my king moments before being checkmated

Owl Dreams #birdart #art #sciart

Imagine I pan-fry you a dragon heart and serve it in a kaiser roll with onions and jalapenos

My most boomer opinion is that WW2 ace pilots were the coolest people who ever lived

"the woke left and the woke right wake up every day,"

lmao Packers

every man deserves a (1) friend

going to start calling smart people maxwits

Just a fundamentally vile organization

Right about now the fuckhole brother

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Me at the mall: I'm looking for male pants. For men. Can you help?

Having dirty floors and crumbs in your bed is the biggest red flag there can be

I would die for the Benadryl carrot

15th century zoomers: my knee is so gouted dude

closest approximation to a gp38 i could get using only parts, colors etc from the 9v lego train era (the most recent parts are the front and rear rail guards from 1994) built to fit in visually with the rest of the 9v line. i can't wait to be 40

and you need to pick a side

If I was a homeowner I'd feel like a little doll with a bunch of toys inside of some kind of make-believe fairy tale land

Someone should write a chart-topping single about New Year's Day

Will Lutz I'm gonna beat your fuckin ass

You ever woked up inside of a cement mixer? - Nick Nolte

Googling "Wendy's" just to feel something

It's called Good Will Hunting because he's Good and his name is Will Hunting

bitches in Vancouver be like yeah I live on Keith Drive

You're listening to 106.7 lite fm, up next is F**kin Problems by A$AP Rocky!

It's morally righteous to copy and paste posts from the other site verbatim

At last

Got two vaccines in the same hole today open.spotify.com/track/0evYh0...

Darkness...

The messages come out of my fingers and I press send before my brain has fully come online

Nien Nunb is a personal hero of mine