leaving kid's swim class walking past trophy case in parks district building & very stereotypical chicago mcdago father in landscaping co hat looked his son dead in the eyes and said "trophies... you get those for winning *championships,* son." perfect

I wanna make a nicer world

It's a nice day to log off and do something you enjoy

Articles I'm predicting today: - How does this affect Ukraine? - It's Hard to Be Jewish - You Can't Hate the Troops - Are Iranians Actually Human? A Liberal's View

Who gives a fuck what American troops want unless it's a hole in their own head

RIP Neil Sedaka youtu.be/TCDjGJ9qZUU?...

In good news I went all night without nicotine for the first time in like 20 years and slept well, so there's that

I love traditional Japanese culture

D2I D2A

death to [NORTHWESTERN GLOBALLY HEGEMONIC POWER]

Quesabirria and Tsingtao for dinner

Allen Iverson Gas Tank Truther

Who Is Dow Jones

Tacticool Bionicle helmets for "adults." This is apparently a whole industry

re: Pokemon, kid's been very into the 90s show which I'd not seen. in one of the episodes Brock says re a girl trainer "I'd let her violate my rights anytime." and in another an old man eyes Misty's chest then blushes and says "You remind me of my granddaughter." Masterclass in japanese psychology

3pm Friday mindset

Congratulations @sbunny.bsky.social @thearbiter.bsky.social

Hello, Can you please provide more information on your request, such as what the fuck your problem is and what you want from us? Thanks,

When you're already blocked by the guy everyone's mad at>>>>

What an incredible and beautiful photo for his obituary. May we all be remembered for what we put ourselves into the most.

Imagining unloading a series of handheld weapons on the coworkers who very loudly and proudly post Ooh Scary China stuff on teams

“Geez…feels like this week’s gone on for ages” -V. I. Lenin

Overdue for making a stupid car decision

Charles Entertainment GPT

Fuck you

Fuck you too

Fuck you

Pikachu is a dog

Moshi moshi

Shooting my pokemon when it breaks a leg

Bluchy ell

shout out to the thai guy who got a vanity photoshoot done of him time attacking his cb7 and the cones are knocked down in every pic

Getting repaired would fix me

Total peace through exploration

Anyone know what this means? (photo of car dashboard light lit up in shape of a UFO with a beam shining down from it)

First gen 2 door Rav4 modified for Time Attack at Tsukuba

Resident Good

There should be a bin at the grocery store filled with lego battle droids and you can just scoop them into a bag and then they weigh it at checkout

carrie and or jlp tweet

Uproarious slaughter

That shitty Honda HR-V blob (previous gen from current) was everywhere like 5 years ago and completely fell off the map. What happened

If a random weirdo posts an unsettlingly weird reply and you just reply with "what" to have them explain further they will delete all their weird replies. Highly recommended. Try it out

One of her former staffers told me Liz Warren eats a rat (or sometimes two mice) in a hot dog bun almost every day