Somehow already knew intrinsically which of my coworkers had Thai wives

True....

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Wearing my nicest dress sweatpants into the office

Saying this to the UPS guy

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

Fuck this book

Smoking weed in the airlock

Fried Rice for the first time tonight 🔥

Ask me if we're there yet one more time and I'll fly this starship straight into the sun I swear to god dude

My cat is circling me, meowing and farting sulphurically. What do you want me to do bro.

great forum sig

Bro the magic barrier

Um goi jie guo.

4-day work week Wednesday = Thursday

Caught my Padawan smoking a cigarra behind the Temple... it did NOT smell like tabac

@tolecrien.bsky.social What color are twilek nipples canonically

She got that intermodal container pussy

Trucking

Okay I'll stop posting FB shit and get to work but this is actually legitimately very cool

Darrevan y Darmalag descubrieron los secretos de la Forja Estelar.

"White people have no culture of their own"

Love the children's TV shows that are clearly realizations of whatever the creator was drawing in their notebook in elementary school. These are the two genies Shimmer and Shine, they're sparkly and magical, and this is their friend Zach, he's a regular white kid who wears a hoodie

Thanks to Cuebus's chipoff dump of the 911T, the trial version of Armored Core Mobile 3 has been preserved! This is the SoftBank Yahoo Keitai version. Preloaded on the 911T, #ArmoredCore Mobile 3's trial lets you play through a few missions. (Video credit: @XLeonier)

gorgeous park ave

I literally can’t even with my padawan right now

The fates are conspiring to keep an Oregon meth lord from selling me a spoiler for the Z for cheap

My Padawan is wilding

Man, I Love Fuck

Smoking on anomalous materials

2 years of genocide and the only thing that can get Americans off their couches for 30 seconds is to get a whiny loser his talk show back.

Worshed and gonna get revenge on whichever West Virginia autocross guy did the awful bondo job + incorrect color paint touchups on front left

Bro you pregnant fr?

Made the mistake of checking twitter and oh my god what happened it's wall to wall mental illness

You have purchased a fine piece of horseflesh.

Wow the "Hi container expert here, if you pay me 150% markup I'll ship you car parts from Japan!" guys are REALLY struggling

Alright everybody relax

My personal egg prices thing is the $14 pecorino romano wedge

I'm still so happy that guy is dead. Best news in a while that makes me just as happy remembering it's true. Not Miata Tom.

This is what happens when you get 1,000 reddit karma. Please don't tell me if this is a lot or not, I don't use reddit