welcome to my thread, make yourself at home

Coaching tee ball tonight. It begins

Hitting an aircraft with an rpg has to be an all time feeling. Likely 100s of times better than sex

kill me man

I bet we can fit the same amount of stuff in our trunks lol

No I did not mean that

Standing on the L with a giant khopesh sticking out of my backpack

this is about video games

These people will do literally anything except acknowledge any black person's contribution to civil rights lmao jesus

That is country music and exactly why I hate it :)

Furry Weekend Atlanta. Fit Cum Pig

Opening the dishwasher to find both racks full of folded battle droids that all activate at once

The Riches of Loot Island

The Dorado

Poetry

Maersk interstellar freighter

me putting off work requests to work on the car

could not give less of a fuck about Hathaway 2 and it's sad after waiting my whole life for it, first was just disappointing

yaaaaay

Whistling for my dog and he rolls into the room balled up and unfolds and stands on his hind legs like a droideka

Putting a Minion in a giant pill cutter

Live streaming a boiling pot

Minions don't feel pain

yeah, shitposters? we DON'T get along with mods. you're gonna wanna pick up on that pretty quick if u want to be one of us

"It smells like gas leak in here" "What's gas leak?"

They call it the Honda Fit because you can Fit the whole thing up your pussy (tabbing back to Teams)

Pockets fat like NORG

Every Isn'treali accusation is a confession

Signed my kid up for something that had two spirit as a choice on the intake form and allergies was a required section you couldn't submit without filling out. Nice throwback

You took 61 damage. You took 67 damage. You took 62 damage. You took 61 damage. You took 96 damage. You took 63 damage. You took 59 damage. You took 70 damage. You took 98 damage. You took 57 damage. You took 68 damage. You took 91 damage. You took 63 damage. You died! Reload last save? (Y/N)

"She got that toothsome pussy" - Primpker, 201X

Least fascist German

Reading some evil stuff on the internet

ビッグマックセット

Rapping about the combat readiness of my wingmates

Hoes loyal like Gremio

Surrounded by tall buildings..... ah, nature

The Mages' Guild is tired of putting up with my shit

I don't care! I love it!

Two pit bulls named Dycedarg and Zalbaag

What's the most millennial way in which you've disappointed your parents

Yeah I had something called "goated kid syndrome"