Summer wristwatch tan

100 million degrees

Ooh lawdy ballin so hard

This is the exact post I would make to poke fun at bluesky users

WAKE UP with SKILLS LIKE THIS

The news addict

95 and severe ozone watch, perfect car weather

Beating the fuck out of my droid with a baseball bat

I don't know if it's better or worse that jac is his initials and not his real name yet he goes by it

Ozempic CC Sabathia is crazy

Hell yeah Mary Ell- oh

Apparently Yoopers are convinced an alien invasion is coming because the Meijer cash registers are down

Jónron Derby

We are living in the golden age of the affordable Chinese mini-excavator

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forgot about when the dodgers old owner hired his own rasputin for the team

fundamental sam neill memory is smuggling my ipod and headphones into hs english to watch anime on when we were supposed to be watching the piano bc I found it boring

Send it

Thinking about the pain and suffering of white so called farmers with a smile on my face

My parts shelf is out of control

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I wish they sold 36 racks of Jumex so bad

Today's teens are nostalgic for MGMT, Windows Vista, Obamacare and E85

Villa Obama

I lived in here 15 years ago

Sunday Nights in Obamaland

The yolk of the avocado

Mincerian opinion but I hate the overhead beehive lights

Mi nombre es

Iranian media god damn

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

I'm a childless millennial and my entire net worth is invested in framed minimalist travel posters of locations from children's movies

Lol he was in Slavic I***el then mysteriously dropped dead?

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏

Can't believe this is how I found out about the orbital laser strike

Is there a whiteball going on

My name is Coleman Borthwick

V6-Powered 1972 MG MGB Roadster 5-Speed at No Reserve