banger tweet my liege!

MIL can no longer get her fav currants and FIL can no longer get his fav bread at the hanover co-op. so we're going to have to periodically reup them

sam adler bell was such a funny character. bit of a doofus

cannot believe how many "leftists" are rejecting milscifi out of hand. when it clearly states that lase-gunnery sgt hernandez felt weird/off about killing all those organisms

if i can't solve a shuffalo an already fraying tether to 'the real world' sheds another thread....

A viral clip posted to X on Thursday showed Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback blowing up at a Black voter and telling him he should be "lynched" for asking about the allegations of inappropriate behavior with teenagers.

some instructor made the dubious choice of assuming mostly CS kids in an ML course appreciate the united perspective that the radon-nykodym theorem gives on discrete and continuous random variables and it reminded me of this

prescribing you a bespoke medication called Tueachisone

fucking detest it when a no-epaulets ass guard drone challenges my credentials. fine i'll secrete into the phero-vial

chinese short story i liked www.theparisreview.org/fiction/8473...

don't like "leftist" as a word. "left winger" sounds cooler, like you have wings

the lady ahead of me in line was discussing her vacation plans with the postmaster and then when she wrapped up he was like "where's my kiss?" and they kissed and she turned to everyone else and said "he's my ex" and everyone was like aww

both index fingers out of commission (L: hangnail, R: tried insanely too hard to use swiss army knife tweezers to get pipe cleaner out of wife's metal straw on assumption she had already tried to push it out and suggesting that would be seen as rude)

Remember the lady in the penis costume who was tackled by cops at the October No Kings protests? Not only have they not dropped the charges, they've added new ones. Her trial is set for later this month. theintercept.com/2026/04/03/p...

thinking of an earth distance post about "be true to your school" i don't even need the text. the mellow half-remembrance suffices. and then a separate memory of that one Ace Combat post that was so good, from that scottish guy. also jockeying for mellow-remembrance-space

Surfin’ USA is a rap/country song (lists a bunch of different places)

passengers who make a big deal when an engine goes. grow up. this is an international airline. act like you've even once been outside of whatever palookaville served as your breeding pit

low ELO tarot card deck keeps telling me im going to be killed by a rogue escalator

This is so, so well-articulated.

did they even have bit rate back then en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:18...

you look like someone who just read their last free article

god i wish there was a site devoted just to banger tweets all in dialogue form

Ecstasy at the pump

There was an arduous selection process to arrive at the final 5 guys. If one passes away the process must begin again… #5guys

i love that Maine's policy is to issue any requested license plate and then only revoke them if someone complains

Best 2: Ever Do It

The future is here and everything needs to be destroyed

superb arrangement. eerie www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYJU...

metal band called skull fondler

getting my tarot read at various places until i get some decent fucking cards for once

I started covering this last year, and I can't overstate how important this is: the Trump administration officially labeled some of the most commonly-used forms of birth control as 'abortion' jessica.substack.com/i/173447780/...

in this game we play it's winner take huh? and what was that? to the hindmost

when people would use -meister as a suffix for your name. you knew you'd found your forever tribe

nothing compares to the experience of a post getting "bluesky"d except like accidental injury during surgery

While many compare the Israeli occupation to apartheid, it is much, much bloodier. The Truth and Reconciliation Commission confirmed about 21,000 deaths altogether in South Africa between 1948 and 1994. The death toll since 2023 in Palestine alone—a much smaller population—is several times that.

leaflets advertising PSL at the coffee shop where i meet a student. interesting org as i recall... could call it Persons of Some Liveliness

i will ban the trade in MLB players ! let them stay where they are even in teams that stink and don't got nobody that's good

really don't like nuclear weapons. but if you have no where else to store them i guess we have the garage space

cool zone stuff never interested me. awful

99.9999th percentile mind among engineers/software guys. the best they can do

keep your wits nearby...

Car Plunge — Ken Price, 1994 Acrylic and ink on paper 14 × 11¼ inches

learning degree theory... beautiful stuff and yet another subject that will probably be jettisoned so that CS students can focus their mana on agentification

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

I love getting necked and heavy petted at the old Lovers’ Lane.

as one of the eleven people who watched (and enjoyed) the series Shrill -- nobody needs to hear about any of this stuff

used to be more of a pap and drivel guy but lately getting into pablum

Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)