"we live in hitler universe" - porous

thinking of installing mount & blade, 7 minutes playtime, then uninstall. highly self modulant behavior

neighbors dog was going crazy barking at me and baby girl and the owner was like "it's just your bright red sled 😹" like we're fucking volunteer bullfighters fuck out of here

little while back was trying to clarify if a student wanted to meet and asked "no meeting tomorrow?" and he texted back "no, meeting tomorrow" and i was like is this shit giving me the lionel hutz. turned out the comma was unintentional but so annoying

They aren’t going anywhere.

Feature, not a bug

I’m raising rent funds for someone in Minneapolis who has been unable to work because of ICE activity(construction delays for new job) and mental health struggles. $3500 needed by thursday 3/19 or they will lose their housing venmo.com/u/TheDukeofN...

she guest talked in my history class in school. really smart and cool. and i, while not formulating any valuable questions, at least didn't ask about her son's widely perceived "anti-popcorn" stance in the world of film criticism

we were in the cafe and the door opened and three young brothers rushed in, one of them tripping and his spider man shoe went flying, the mom knelt to fix the shoe situation and rammed her hip into a bench, and the dad smoothly proceeded to the pickup window making sure no hashbrowns omitted

teaser trailer reaction shot by c-tier vlogger GoonFlick last thing viewed before massive rupture

solid onramp to famab here. "imagine a legal structure that gives people the right to kill children, by way of deliberately exposing them to disease"

I used to love crashing my car into the bridge. But that’s a young person’s game

bought all this ice cream for the weekend and too tired to eat it lol

articlehaze: clocking in at only a half-dozen episodes, this sly serving of HBOslop encapsulates what it meant to be a millennial factmind: objectively in its ugly, fascist stamp on the millennial mind, Modern Warfare 2 dwarfs all visual and compositional artworks

These lads are pure bloked

This Amazing Science Fiction Throwback From 2024 Has Seven Seasons. And It's Streaming

someone was talking on some podcast about how someone shifted from being anti anti trump to being pro trump. and maybe it's the sleep deprivation or what but the anti-anti- operation is basically a kuratowski closure operator. if you're anti-anti-X you're approximately pro-X

if blue sky were systematically deactivating every single anti-ice, mutual aid account in minneapolis. in the name of fraud prevention or something. that would be extremely bad. removing all the gaza accounts is worse by several orders of magnitude

both of trump alma maters.... totally understand not having a classic Undeclared style college experience, but let go that bitterness

broke daughter's video embargo to watch miss rachel. just got two questions in a row wrong (the mama cow is under the tree, not "right there!" and i switched up mama duck and baby duck)

900 Criminally Underrated Movies From 2023

I may say more later but part of what some of us need to understand is that the right has built an entirely distinct civic society, with its own hierarchy and (mostly networked) cultural institutions. That includes celebrity.

protein is basically what you eat between candies, pastries, even breakfast cereals. it is not food for the mind the way sugar is. and that is reflected in the fascist RW's obsession with mining it in its ever cruder, rawer forms

this is what john le carre precisely envisioned when coining the term

Ah well,

hey man let me rustle you up something middling

didn't like sinners. no thrills or chills. coogler is simply not perverted or a freak, too much of a well adjusted person. among masculinity concerned directors, the anti- paul schroeder.

that one homie lost in the blockbuster boom of the 1980s

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

saying "must be nice!" whenever anyone mentions having it even 0.1% better than me

took some steel wool to the grimey copper base of our principal pot. now quite shiny and insanely scratchy

we are fast tracking major + key officials for "the Treatment"

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

The purpose is to disincentivize investments in vaccine development

what's the name for the muse of sports stats. ERAto?

Sandcrab post about how in the future 40% of Americans would be employed in creating reaction videos

in a text string after the shooting, a fellow agent told Exum he's a "legend" "Beers on me"

Least shot-at “no dumping” sign in Idaho

McIver: Do you consider yourself a religious man? Lyons: Yes McIver: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? Do you think you’re going to hell?

is it possible the mehmet oz measles reversal is because they see it as hitting "their" people kind of the way covid ripped through the ranks of unvaccinated state troopers and other stupid demographics?

5 months ago

post a banger not in conlang

there was a rachel cusk story in the new yorker a while back where she describes, without naming the film, a character's experience watching the 400 blows. a fine story, i like her stuff generally, but very obvious potential for spoofing with me myself and irene, coneheads, futurama, etc.

Smoking on The

every parachute is a spider web -- adage to whose labored, tenuous unpacking i devote the third chapter of Huh-Whuh: Secrets of the Ten Second Money Managers (2027)

when i can't get shuffalo i let it just ruin my day and all my relationships and poison everything, everything

at wife's art show met a dad from library group who was handsome but quite inept socially. which shows you how incoherent "CHA" as a stat is