etta asterope your cock

such a fucking scam that when you say "ill figure it out when i get there" about the later parts of a story, you actually do, once you get there, have to figure it out. fuck

workin on somethin

what if in 2026 i got into opera

sometimes girls will brat with me. big mistake. i am attuned with the world and all that is within it. the spirits of nature will fully annihilate them with my ultimate Shimmering Fist of the Lake technique

youtube STOP recommending me videos of "cute" angry rabbits. they're upset. be nice to them. show me videos of cute happy rabbits

an overview most effectful

out of apple juice again

im rabbit

occupation of arteria carpals......

it's so hot whenever I'm told in the same sentence as "I'm gonna go jerk off and cum a bunch" that im going to have to keep being very brave and putting up with not being allowed to touch myself or cum even though it's very hard

cool dream. visited gwenny. gwenny ui element at top left of screen. click on things for gwenny commentary

i gotta write something with valkyries some time

03-AALIYAH i am in love with you

this year i plan to get really really into valkyrie profile

there is something seriously wrong with my sleep

even more bad dreams fmllllll

i had bad dreams last night but one of them was pretty funny... imagine heading to your domme's apartment to discover it's been turned into a massive multi floor convention space where everyone knows who your domme is but in a sort of detached celebrity way and not personally

girls are constantly telling me im so very very very well behaved and i STILL get treated mean and teased and told to be quiet so im WINNING and i dont even have to be a brat to do it

i want infinite bunny attention forever

new vocal stim unlocked

picked up phantom brigade last night and i am obsessed! played for 6 straight hours without even realising

christmas day round 2 [boxing day family activities] now i get along great with my family but i AM so tired i might die

i need to get dollhandled or im gonna explode and die hokuto shinken style

i wanna cum

HEAVEN PIERCING SEX MACHINE holidays gift from Lizzy to everyone but especially her friends and family archiveofourown.org/works/76421681

now i certainly can't speak to introjects or plurality but i do read gwenny's posts in her voice and, crucially, imagine them being spoken out loud by a regular sized wasp. it's fascinating how wasply their voice is. really fascinating

not the christmas nap nightmare

bunny so sleepful uwohhh

just found out the front door thing isn't a british tradition lmao oops. my dad is spanish so it must be a spanish one. which makes way more sense temperature-wise if we're being honest

and then on boxing day whoever wakes up first opens the door and starts pointing at it and shouting OUT! OUT! OUT! until everyone is awake and has joined in

dude british christmas traditions are so fucking weird does anyone else leave the front door open all day to let the spirit of christmas in

ok i got some pretty nice stuff and im very happy

> doing the christmas jigsaw with family > really worried because there was a piece missing last year > i don't want to go back to the arguments > almost done > sighs of relief as we find the missing piece > (its shape was burned into our memory) > just a couple more > there's another piece missing

just found out the front door thing isn't a british tradition lmao oops. my dad is spanish so it must be a spanish one. which makes way more sense temperature-wise if we're being honest

sorry the actual christmas tradition in question is making up fake traditions that make no sense to confuse people online

dude british christmas traditions are so fucking weird does anyone else leave the front door open all day to let the spirit of christmas in

and if you think that tweet is bad: i deleted multiple even less funny drafts before settling on it. so maybe this christmas you should be thankful for that

this christmas i am thankful for lady haman and her- right yes sorry my lady I'll only be a moment- thankful for lady haman and her cock. trick or treammmfhgff

making horrible noises at each other with your little sister is a safe and legal thrill

Merry CHristmas everyone!!!!!

by the way you pronounce the -e in asterope

small dumb rabbit who doesn't understand the concept of worship and basically just thinks it means being friends / constantly exasperated sun goddess who nonetheless puts up with it and is friends with the small dumb rabbit

shoutouts to king gizz mind control anthems I'm In Your Mind, I'm Not In Your Mind, Cellophane, and I'm In Your Mind Fuzz

all of my friend groups are on warframe it's SO over PLEASE come back from the war

it's too cold. dont like it. sun goddess help please

i beat everdark angels last night and im still thinking about it

you thouhggt you found a girl to tease and bully for fun but now ACTUALUY she has imprinted on you and calls you her big sister andsends incomprgghrnsivle messages every night beforeh going to SLEEP and you haveto be nice to her dforever and shesyour actuil littlesisrer now

i am thirty years old

thinking about stealing the sun for a lark