That face when you be majungasaurusing

Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Ah yes, thank you Apple AI, I did want to look up “food”. very interested to learn more about ”food”

@brett-taylor.bsky.social Don't know if you saw this but this article confirms that the Cubs offered Woodruff a contract prior to 2024... sports.yahoo.com/article/bran...

Come home, Mushroom Man

math textbook covers for some reason:

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

Billy Williams, 1969 #Cubs #Baseball

Happy 80th to the 🐐 www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9IN...

I think about this tweet weekly.

My god

Very common Vince Gilligan W

0/8 for me

the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible

Me watching The House of Dynamite

People need to stop retconning literally the worst era in American popular music history into something it wasn't, just because there were also some amazing records that like 250 people happened to be hunting down and listening to

stunning

gimme

my god

*gasp*

very uncommon L by Denis

[belichick losing-presser mumble] clearly...didn't execute...mistakes obviously...all three phases of the game...we're on to carcosa...the officiating's the officiating...revealed before the king in yellow...it's a 60 minute game...monster at the end of it

Will the Brewers be waving an L flag again after this game

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

Happy Harpers Ferry Raid Day to those who commemorate.

Pat Murphy has become easy to hate this postseason

Dune 2 chicks at the same time

Bigger tour please!

I think the Brewers are really good and I have admired that there is a big element of Annoying Magic to their goodness, but man when it is not working it sure looks a lot like guys with .720 OPS'es grounding out.

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?

Just as cringe as the “Wrigley North” flags

A good SS defender who can’t hit is what other teams pick up random minor league free agents for. Cubs pay that guy 28 mil a year

*Jeb Bush Voice* Please score

If he gets out of this inning without giving up another run will he yell like he just conquered Europe?

woke up from a nap in a frenzy

Seeing Dave Portnoy wear Illini gear makes me want to beat him with a club

i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee