Looking forward to another rebuild where they don’t actually get any good prospects outside of 1 or 2 guys then have the “window” open for 1.5 years then slam shut again

I hate Dansby Swanson

Bluesky is not "dying", in fact it's about to become the next Martha's Vineyard

It’s a beautiful day, Bluesky is open, and people are having a wonderful time.

*Tommy Wiseau Voice” I love grunge music. Like

@ Cubes

just another moment for Dansby to shit the bed again!

Time to send ole' Taillon to the glue factory. They cannot keep going like this.

Shitsby!

Taillon is going to leave a 91 fastball over the plate and Yordan is going to hit it 4000 feet.

Shaw getting replaced by a Venezuelan... he's gonna call ICE

Taillon is going to have a 91 mph fastball not quite up high enough and Colson Montgomery is going to hit it 3000 feet this weekend

Few things are as rough as Dansby trying to get a hit with RISP

Anytime I have asparagus

all that walking in the woods does wonders for the lower half

Let's fucking go!

Many are saying “Go Cubs Go”

Christopher Nolan made a movie about one interpretation of a 2500 year old story that has been adapted approximately three billion times and those people who didn't like one of his movies and read a summary of the story in 6th grade are going to scream nonstop about it.

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

Matt Shart

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Current AI custom prompt: You're in a desert, walking along the sand, when you look down and see a tortoise. You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun. But you're not helping. How many home runs did the Cubs hit in 2002?

maybe Jed really was cooking

my lord

Classic

Who up wurthering they heights

Benny Brown, i always believed in you

Fly it, sing it, things of that nature

Nico, PCA, and Dansby

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Mad Men Arrested Development Fargo The Last Man on Earth Good Eats True Detective (S1) The Terror (S1) Breaking Bad Chernobyl (miniseries, you say? fight me, idc) Mash Game of Thrones Taskmaster House (fight me, idc) Severance Mindhunter

A hearty "Hell Yeah" to any new Gregger movie

Nevermind

I once sat on a flight next to a guy who completely dead eyed watched 3 hours of Mr. Beast videos and declined the beverage service. There’s like thirty million of him out there. Nothing you can do really

Something instead of nothing

Good job, Dansby. I will refrain from calling you mean names for the next week!

psy op marketing getting out of hand