Her motivations might be opaque to me, but I do really like watching my dog cook

Asking my husband if we can eat our Valentine’s Day cheesesteak romantically like Lady and the Tramp.

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 6:00am. The 2026 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

My opinion on that Liz Bruenig torture porn article is honey there’s already one Hanya Yanagihira and you ain’t her

I used to love crashing my car into the bridge. But that’s a young person’s game

Kazakhstan you are the Pimp Nation of the Week.

This Italian skater guy is a Sinner-style Italian which is to say if you cut him open you find Swiss chocolate and watches inside. It’s a valid type I’m just saying

This Canadian is skating his nuts off

Their whole deal is tricking people into saying "Whatever Your Thoughts On The Bruenigs..."until abortion is illegal

February 2026 Gavin Newsom discourse serves as a pressure release valve for leftists who need to demonstrate their moral superiority to liberals, who would vote for him, and for liberals to demonstrate their moral superiority to leftists, who would not. In this essay,

The time has come. Texting my niece & asking if she’s ready to start LadiesMFAO with me

It’s amazing that these guys will ingest any hokum bullshit if they present it in a non-woke way, but probably the most effective and cheapest public health measure is scary.

Sometimes I want to RT something informative but the author falls in the general category of "Bluesky news clout hog" which is a type of account I have negative respect for, so I cannot. It's tough having this much cyberintegrity but I will receive my reward in the digital afterlife

Skinny jeans really are going to come back huh

uhh yeah man, very relatable

I was feeling very pessimistic about a number of things but the Tastebuds NYC guys who are eating every national cuisine just dropped a video where they took all the owners of the restaurants they've visited so far to a Nets game together so I have rescheduled my Swiss euthanasia appointment.

girl dad icon

Woe would never betide me

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

I've heard a lot of far stupider things actually. Perhaps I'm just more worldly

If I coached and won the Super Bowl I’d use that moment to finally totally unhinge my jaw and gulp down the entire gush of Gatorade, and then grow very large very quickly, and slaughter every single football player on the field. If I lost, I would spend the evening with my family+friends.

But we're finally answering the question we've all asked: What if lead paint could produce pornography on demand?

My two cents added on to Misty View's very intelligent points I just RTed: I think that at this point, interacting heavily with LLMs outside of contained systems (building a macro or putting data in a table or coding something or w/e) is like using lead paint before we knew the effects of lead.

What I'm trying to say is, even if it (whatever "it" is) is real as hell you don't have to "prepare for it", that's social graph investor brain.

I'm going to continue to push back on the "you have to ~believe in~ amd ~prepare for~ AI" stuff. Working slobs like myself didn't have to "prepare for" computers or internet, either it becomes a thing in your industry or it doesn't.

Desmarest's Hutia is a good example of Island Gigantism. It's the largest native mammal in Cuba, a two foot long rodent weighing up to twenty pounds!

password managers actually make you less safe. what makes you safest is clicking “forgot password” and making a new one every single time you log onto any website

Another instance of a center director acting unilaterally to overrule other staff (which here also involved ignoring FDA's previous statements to the company). As @reshmagar.bsky.social and I have argued, the bar should be much higher for such unilateral action: www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Wegovy recalled, numerous marinas closed, fishing licenses suspended, due to spreading outbreak of Ahab’s Monomania

I know they're doing important work, but please, could we add a spoiler alert?

i don’t really understand why the aloof, spindly nature of the greyhound doesn’t translate as “untrustworthy”. some sort of enchantment?

It's funny that the minion skater guy is eating shit. Live by the meme die by the meme

I'm so happy for this lady. Total vindication. Hope she's having the best emergency happy hour of all time right now

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

Read this thread to die instantly

I'm collecting funds to do a "Rally to Restore Sanity style" politically neutral alternative halftime show. Mocked by some as being "truly for no one", 3OH!3, Chubby Checker, and an undetermined Zappa are going to rock hard on a relaunched Current TV.

The dick-sucking factory is a bulwark against Chaos and we accept the consequences of having it around

going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"

Next year's halftime show will be beloved mid aughts one album wonder Clap Your Hands Say Yeah but specifically only songs off the second album no one liked

everyone knows that there are only two things that are political: explicitly opposing Donald Trump, and putting a woman in a video game

In the US, pronatalism is only nominally about birth rates. It's actually about anti-feminists finding an issue that could be packaged in a way to build a widespread coalition believing *something* must be done. Eventually, when nothing else works, that *something* is rolling back women's autonomy.

Bro all these acid little character sketches you’re penning…I worry they’re diminishing you

sand is just glass yet to realize it's potential. you look at a pristine stretch of beach and see summers with Father, a tipple of granita in the moonlight, listing your first sandcastle on zillow; i see a technicolour cathedral of stained glass effigies, a million Fathers rendered kaleidoscopic

If you dont want to live in a country where multiculturalism is part of the national identity i genuinely think you should self deport to a place where it isnt

I have the posts a lot label on my profile right now because I posted a lot yesterday and it's soooooooo embarrassing. I want to die

They said yes, the NFL said yes. Turns out no one has ever just asked before, and he asked (nicely, I'm told) and so they're going for it, they're redoing the Super Bowl tonight. Olympics stuff will be in a little picture-in-picture window on NBC.

I split from most people of my sports allegiances in that I actually really enjoy Boston. I’m there somewhat frequently for work and it’s a great city. The Patriots are like a totally separate thing to me entirely

If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity.

Just saw otherwise completely nice seeming guy I follow describe this game as “Just saw my team lose the Super Bowl for a fifth time in my lifetime” which is an absolutely incredible way to describe the New England fucking Patriots lmao