Waikiki Wanda
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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Patrick Cosmos
about 3 hours ago
the government would have had a stronger case if subway bread still had the poisonous yoga mat chemical in it
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AF
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I went to Fat-Food Balla Gaye 2 and everyone knew you, asked how you are, and said they miss you and just want you to be happy
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lauren
about 8 hours ago
the women in the workplace discourse is very funny because a man who can act normal in an office environment that's predominantly female is absolutely on easy street. it's maybe the best gig anyone in history has had. and yet for many guys it is utterly impossible
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I need the shutdown to last one more week but end before 11/18 so I win a bet at work. THANK YOU!
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competentposter
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You cannot defeat death by pretending the time has not passed. You will succeed only in wasting whatever of it you have left
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THRILLHO Baggins
1 day ago
David Geffen Hall has been renamed the Mohamed Atta Memorial Mosque.
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"Is Parks & Rec neoliberal", a conversation that has actually been ongoing without pause since 2014, inspired me to look up the top 10 longest running Broadway shows. The first seven are easy but you will absolutely never guess what's sliding in at #8
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ddiiggss
1 day ago
text from 11yo
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Ppallo
1 day ago
In This Age Of Tacky Famine I Find Myself Begrudgingly Respecting Conquest - Why this mortal will be toasting the memory of the white rider of the apocalypse with a cup of non-alcoholic wine this Friday.
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BonkoBoi
1 day ago
I became a poster to change the system from the inside
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JLP
1 day ago
Let's crack on
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ez “dyke ghoulfriend”
1 day ago
Zohran says you’re trans now
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bakoon
1 day ago
what if one of the strategies they settle on from this is "tormenting the actor michael rappaport"
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Checking out some screenshot sniping betwixt mufos
1 day ago
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cailin
1 day ago
Before we get started with this meeting I’d like to acknowledge I’m standing on land that will be used to imprison every member of ICE and DHS in about 5 years,
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Counted 7 pogroms on the train to work this morning and two of my retirement accounts were drained by the time I got in. What can you do
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Ian Campbell
2 days ago
Ardently recommend this for all your libbing out needs this evening. We fear them not! We trust in God!
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American Revolutionary Song: Chester - William Billings
YouTube video by Ian Berwick
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t7S_07E-9CA&list=RDt7S_07E-9CA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUgbGV0IHR5cmFudHMgc2hha2UgdGhlaXIgaXJvbiByb2SgBwE%3D
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
2 days ago
I've worked political campaigns before, put my heart and soul into the effort, spent 100% of my time 7 days/wk burning the candle at both ends, so I know how earthshatteringly heartbreaking it is to lose and know all your hard work amounts to absolutely nothing. So to today's losers, let me say: Lol
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morgan
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Tim Price
2 days ago
And it was
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Tim Price
2 days ago
Doesn’t get much more aloof than that
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I want you to put the word out that we back up
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rob
2 days ago
andrew cuomo is sexually harassing me as we speak
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Casey Stratotanker
2 days ago
Yeah i like Sea King... Sea King and destroying the republican party
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Pretend I photoshopped a burqa on the let's fucking go ball and labeled it "Sharia Law"
2 days ago
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OK drop the votes it's bedtime soon
2 days ago
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I read about the Virginia guy with the texts and I’m libbing out crazy style
2 days ago
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Satchel Charge
8 months ago
Bro there are some atrocious beasts outside looking for you
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rivers mccown
2 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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I have never been conflicted about living in New York, it's been a home that fit the way I needed for many years now. I want only good things for it. And every time someone tweets something about "buhhhh New York SO annoying" I put their name on my list ✍️. Reaping time will come one day. Maybe soon.
2 days ago
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THRILLHO Baggins
2 days ago
Bill Ackman has eaten a D cell battery
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That's right "Ambien". Fuck the pervs
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Rob Wesley
2 days ago
The perfect time to add that he "played Kevin's Dad on The Office" to Dick Cheney's Wikipedia page. No one will notice it with everything else going on.
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Azure Emerald Empire
3 days ago
The animals are returning to the themed retail spaces. Gaia reborn.
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Tim Price
3 days ago
Hating tastes so good when you don’t have a pundit in your ear telling you it’s nasty.
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Going to bed on a potential Hater’s Eve
3 days ago
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Crab Man
3 days ago
Solitaire is in many ways the loneliest card game.
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Citing this as a reason why I unfortunately can’t attend agonizing family Thanksgiving and pretending like I do not hear when everyone’s like “Aren’t you in driving distance”
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Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding...
https://www.rawstory.com/flights/
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josh (oldfriend99)
4 days ago
I never really understood the appeal of climbing Mount Everest until i found out there's a bunch of dead bodies up there
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i'm just patrick, deep down
4 days ago
ok that's a good sign
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I would legitimately rather be tortured than listen to more than 10 mins of the ESPN road racing commentary team
4 days ago
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I want to watch one scary movie tonight while my husband is out and I am accepting recommendations. I don’t like super gory but fine with jump scares, I tend to like folk horror and psychological horror best but pretty open to whatever
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timothy faust
6 days ago
VANCE: “I WANT TO SEE THAT PIG FRIED” — Legal Experts Astonished As VP Calls For Capital Punishment In “Rizzler” Trial — Youngest Sovereign Citizen Faces Sentencing In Star-Studded Jaywalking Case
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Athlete's Foot Demon
5 days ago
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A.J. Packman
8 days ago
Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"
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(°○°)
6 days ago
Guess who got asked to run for school board
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Had two drinks and moved to compose this
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