the lady ahead of me in line was discussing her vacation plans with the postmaster and then when she wrapped up he was like "where's my kiss?" and they kissed and she turned to everyone else and said "he's my ex" and everyone was like aww

We've been waiting on the RFA for our NICHD pop center grant renewal for nearly two years. On year 7 of a 5-year grant, in our second no-cost extension, and there's still no RFA. 💀

New Balance - All your favorite young hoopers living it up in a well-lit gym - It’s New Balance

Notre Dame moment 👇

This sskylark banger still finds its way into my head every so often

Just recognized my dog in a picture because 10% of her butt was displayed and nothing else

Pronouncing Strait of Hormuz with a silent h like in hors d’oeuvres

I don't think the solutions to math problems need different names. Sum, difference, product, quotient. Who cares

Organized religion is first and foremost a tool of gender oppression but it's cool that the pope is making Notre Dame fans encounter the word "imperialist" for the first time

Dude, I get that you have to make the announcement but EVERYTHING I DO is in the interest of aviation security.

Lovely brink, mind if I teeter?

Trying to come up with a coherent way I can skip Easter as a war protest

My Brucehead group text (my friend and her mom) was popping off this week but work has been really busy so I am just now watching the two song livestreamed opener and would you believe he is calling upon the righteous power of art and rock & roll in dangerous times

holy shit

A few people have replied to my Artemis posts with links to Gil Scott-Heron's "Whitey on the Moon." Here's a story from Space.com about Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, currently en route to fly around the Moon, and his connection to that piece. www.space.com/space-explor...

it's her day

smashing the patriarchy includes not letting Computer Boys have their way all the time

I’m fine with paying more for gas if it means other Americans suffer

“The lady from the phone who doesn’t exist if you’re not looking at a phone and only talks about the phone be going on her phone” thanks. Thank you so much for this

Huge day for moderately creative people working in email marketing. It's their Superbowl.

trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

I knew I had some stuff in the archives

D**e W in the news again…one of the grade A sashimi cut losers

(completely humiliating myself and ruining everything) alright, let's wind this thing down

Well March is almost over so it’s safe to call it: in an upset, Iran is the feel-good Cinderella of the month

Listening to a sports podcast where both the hosts have previously expressed acceptably human opinions about larger issues and on this podcast nonetheless one of them starts tiptoeing into seed oil shit...can I know no peace anywhere

people who talk like "asker of questions - knower of things..." or refer to themselves as such have all sorts of problems i don't really want to get into

I swear to God, bro, I'm never going to vastly underestimate my opponent ever again.

Not worrying about the effects of microplastics. I’m releasing that one back into the universe

I agree with the substantive point here that there are no democratic levers to affect foreign (and increasingly domestic) policy in this country but I think it’s a mistake, which I made in my youth but try to less now, to make personal cynicism and despair other peoples’ problem. Regulate yourself

2025 "Alaskan Rain Bear" by photographer George Dian Balan. Via Heritage Auctions. #alaskahistory #alaska

I think we can cool it on protein for a while. Everyone’s getting enough. Let’s all calm down

good to see President Clinton getting out there

Getting dispatches from my dad at his local protest and he signed up for PSL emails lol

no kings except suc-"king" my own dick. and brother, long live the king

important @kayleefabulous.bsky.social

Latitude, longitude and attitude. With these three things you can navigate the world with ease

I was trying to recall the name of obnoxious brand Outdoor Voices and came up with “Degenerate Voices”

Looks like every dude that’s entered those jfk jr look alike contests lol

Male NYT reporter tells 22 year old athlete he agrees she looks ugly

The carpool boys said “1234 I declare a thumb war, 5678 this is the hand I use to masturbate” and I said it really should be “I use this hand to masturbate” so the syllables match and they went AUUGGHH! Mom/son’s Mom!! They really think I can’t hear them when they’re directly behind me

Me to my dog every 30 minutes before being immediately dominated by her

Roses are red, Violence is fun. I'm shooting you all With a powerful gun.

Pennsylvania governor is such a nuclear grade dork that Chuck Wendig is teeing up clean shots on him. If that's ever your situation you must leave public life immediately.

Never "react" to my email

1997 I was working at the CIA. The director called me in. Now I'd never been in the director's office before. I'm sitting there with no idea what he wants to ask me. He says, "John, have you heard MMMBop, by Hansen?" l said, "Yeah, of course." He said, "We're gonna kill the little one. The drummer."

Any amount is too much.

I simply do not think being a normal adult needs to involve this much navel gazing