obviously the NY press corps devotion to the NYPD meant that this article was always going to frame Tisch’s move as a problem for Mamdani. probably worth just stating plainly what’s happening: having already rung up $1B in OT, the NYPD is going to soak New York tax payers for more money

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

This guy was in my replies (falsely imo) accusing Jay Leno of hoarding gas in the many classic cars in his garage and I have no regrets for blocking him.

@toyotacorolla.bsky.social I miss the coconut bra post...

Here's my impersonation of a geography youtube account

Transphobia is not inevitable and not nearly as popular as political leaders and the media would have you believe. Stand up for the trans homies, you won’t be alone when you do

Revisiting my favorite CDC MMWR, the lady who unknowingly rawdogged Marburg back home in Colorado after a cool trip and then diagnosed herself later after reading the newspaper

E363.2 Ghost returns to protect the living.

I would actually rather talk to someone experiencing an acute psychiatric episode than either of these people

Hack. The. Planet. #efficiency

What I do for fun? Before I answer your little question keep in mind that I'm in tremendous pain at all times,

Any offense, no matter how minor, committed by someone that can fairly be described as an “attention-seeking crypto enthusiast” should be death penalty eligible 👍

Going back to “person getting their temperature taken” header art for every news article…deflating lol

The one guy in our village who can read: The book was way better than the retelling of it through oral tradition 🙄

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

Why is Vanguard (the financial institution) sending me this. That is not her job. This is not your job, either, your job is to tell me when my money is sick

It's Mt St Helens day

Getting pissed off at WNBA game

Nice conflict. Internecine?

No technology has materially improved my life in the last 5 years except for most stuff being USB-C now.

I'm supposed to be impressed a dog smelled some sandwiches?? Brother they all do that

Anybody else notice the guys who say it's "inevitable" Goodwife Putnam hang as a witch "so get used to it" are the same bros who only a few months ago were saying Sarah Browne the scullery maid hath spake bedeviling words in a tomcat's ear to make him walk on two legs in mockery of Christian man?

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If I ever just tweet the coconut emoji I’m watching Coco Gauff (US) play tennis ok. Like so

They’re promoting me to midwit

ferris wheel, asbury park, new jersey, 1978

Oh bad news from the front guys turns out those machines don’t kill fascists after all. Hoo boy we got it wrong on that one.

Some very funny “some random lady’s Substack”-originated extracurricular discourse going on. No one has to do any of this but people just love fighting about pointless stuff so much

[Wandering around the maternity ward] whose got a new baaaby? Who hasnt shown me their new baby yet?

I like that the Broncos release video is genial except for the heavy implication that KC fans are child molesters

Manifesting Coco Italian Open champion

🫵 these are your friends. they fight for freedom

if you're free later i was thinking of beggaring belief

brooklyn, ny early 2026 #photography 📷 #believeinfilm #35mm #landscape #cityscape #filmphotography

Pretty revealing. I see where your solidarity ends

One thing I really like about Bluesky is that people have confused “posts a lot” with “being good at posting”

if you live anywhere bluish on this map & like birds or butterflies, learn to pull garlic mustard (see eg extension.psu.edu/garlic-mustard)

Whalefall is the most beautiful death in the world. I would love for my decomposing remains to become a lively and diverse ecosystem for sharks, crabs, sea snails and mollusks

If I ever saw a lonely male I would say to him "chin up mate 👍"

it is VERY funny to see the u.s. wringing their hands about fears of china "catching up" with us on a.i. chip technology, meanwhile the entirety of the u.s.'s actual research apparatuses (universities + NSF etc) are being irrevocably destroyed

I'm trying to unearth some really old emails and I don't remember anything that's ever happened to me, apparently

control frequency is the new guys chat

"If you want to reach a lot of people you gotta post videos." Well then I guess I just won't fucking reach a lot of people. Not my problem.

He's processing his trauma on the stand. He's doing EMDR...

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time was 19 years ago, then 18, and so on. "Today" is pretty far down the list to be honest

Just came up with Irish Setter colonialism

"Maycember" feels like a psyop. Never heard it in my life before this year when I am encountering it constantly. It's like when developers try to retroactively engineer a longstanding neighborhood name.

vitamin k rejecters: good luck dog the lesson will be taught guys riding the rails since the great depression: i feel in you the open heart