not to be painfully woke but there's a certain level of barely-sublimated misogyny in all of that stuff. same with cultural conservatives. the real enemy is the Mommy Who Says No

How about everyone involved is annoying and should shut the fuck up. Does that work

It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.

Donald Trump promised to "start up Epstein Island again" if FIFA rescinded the suspension

Balogun’s like it really couldn’t have been a layover in Canada huh

The bars are open tonight in beautiful Secaucus Junction

Mournfully turning the little paddle to red

A dark day at Fogo de Chão.

Wow I love rooting for my perfect team who doesn’t need to call in a kiss-the-ring moment to win. Now imagine if in the next four years they learn to play any defense at all

Their cheap chauvinistic flop festival vs. our stately international maritime celebration of freedom and brotherhood

Norway and Coco both up I’ll never die

I’ll only support the U.S. team winning the World Cup if it wins by bribery

Sabalenka meltdown? You’re telling me this for the first time

You can get pretty much anything overturned if you want, you just have to ask. Nobody tried asking before.

Now drinking

Paraguay fuck off

(Smacking the desk with a ruler) No. No! Wrong! You weren’t listening. FRANCE is the woke team in this one. Do it again

I love my flowing summer linens

Ancient Egyptian piece from the reign of Ramses III entitled "I want to pet him but he said no, Im more of a guy than a dog"

You don’t hear much about how she’ll be comin’ round the mountain anymore.

I know my Canada got this

Unfortunately one of the world’s most iconic “Jim face at camera” moments. And it goes without saying they should let this woman drive Killdozer

One of my parasocial delusions is that Madison Keys and I would hit it off

anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer

They just created a million Cabo Verde’s

googling “cabo verde controversies”

How can you not love being alive

Unbelievable

My good longtime friend Vozinha is doing quite well, which I expected given that I know him so well.

Thinking about my childhood in Cape Verde, where all I did was watch international soccer. Welcome to my bandwagon. It’s not a bandwagon for me though. It’s my real actual life that definitely happened.

That was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen

The Cabo Verde guys know this but what they have is not just movie narrative “lovable underdog doesn’t know they can’t win.” This is a weird alchemic brew of people adding up to more than the sum of their parts and riding that wave, and it’s not exclusive to sports but most readily available there

My home, Cape Verde,

There should be a wedding where the couple rents out a sports game and the wedding guests are the only people in the arena and all the concession stands are free so you and your friends can drink for free and watch the game from good seats

On the record as saying that holiday weekend wedding is beyond tacky…that being said a wedding at MSG would have been magnitudes more convenient than the vast majority of weddings I’ve been to

Opinions are like assholes. Always get a second one!

I love to have one billion dollars and get married in New York City’s public toilet on a 110 degree day.

A ship? A magnificent ship full of gay men?

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Why would they put a child in. To give him extreme PTSD?

Perfect post

Chris Eubanks the nicest man in the world

The only “stan” relationship I have in my life is with Coco Gauff and it’s extremely draining and I don’t enjoy watching. That being said, I would die for her tomorrow

My husband and the dog are an all-time iconic couple

The howling black wind 😍 The pale rider 🥹 The ice cold infinite 🤭 Ten thousand spears 😌 The heat death of the known universe 🥰

It is often asked, why does Rationalism give rise to so many cults, since it starts from the aim of building critical thinking skills etc.? It occurs to me though that the premise is confused. Rationalism starts from purification: the purging of bias etc. Which is actually a lot like cults.

If you’re a “patriot” you think a country is your dad #CountriesAreNotDads

I am available to come sing the national anthem at any 4th of July parties any of my friends may be having. I'm not amazing but not bad either