Waikiki Wanda
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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ovine grace
about 23 hours ago
The things I could tell you had I the Freedom of Speech!
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constantly changing
about 23 hours ago
how about cafes fringing a charming cobbled old town with colourful, eccentric looking buildings?
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Can people in Europe please post more when I’m awake on a red eye…
about 24 hours ago
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“Most people are stupid” mindset will save you from finding yourself in this unsavory rhetorical pretzel, among many others
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Sherry Affogato
1 day ago
Drinking 1000 beers and playing Flight Simulator
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goth_elf89
1 day ago
perfect joke alert
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Overhearing a meet cute at the airport but they are both brain dead so it sounds like a conversation you’d have learning a language. Just naming items they like
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“I misread this as” posts are such a low form of conversation as to be basically submental, but that being said I read this blue boomer post as “The NBA” and was like huh. Didn’t know that
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Rob Wesley
2 days ago
Probably only good things will happen in 2026, that's what I'm thinking, is that, probably, it'll only be good things all through 2026, the whole damn time. That's my guess, anyway.
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justin van wormer
2 days ago
Always interesting to hear someone describe “American” culture (or a particular state or region) and it becomes clear that their friends and family just have bad taste.
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Telling everyone I get sad at the end of the day on Christmas does not make me feel better but it does transmute a personal emotional problem into me being everyone else’s problem, which is not nothing
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devin
9 days ago
Me playing a video game where there's a stoic, rigidly scrupulous blacksmith and the game doesn't let you have sex with him: alright, well there goes my plan to have sex with this stoic, rigidly scrupulous blacksmith
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Brian
13 days ago
Xi Jinping, sir, my family and I would also like access to the deep water port of Gwadar
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I’m like a truffle pig except for identifying Basque people. Literally never wrong about it
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JLP
about 2 years ago
Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow
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Moira Donegan
5 days ago
James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
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Admin
5 days ago
You can't "make" the yuletide gay, but you CAN accept it for what it always has been :)
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You guys let me know when you figure out which of the dozens of letters that go like, "And to my luscious fellow traveler in the dark appetites, Donald J. Trump...life is a cabaret until the music stops!" are real or not. I'm going to lunch
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𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒎 𝒃𝒖𝒎
6 days ago
[with an extremely famous degree of wit and erudition] Dear fellow sex criminal. It seems that instead of “grabbing ass,” I have been reduced to “being imprisoned.” It makes one think, of Paradoxes, my old friend. Sinceraly [sic], Jaff [sic]
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Sean Payton we are going to make a purse out of you
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Laz 🏈👀
8 days ago
Computer: A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. Me: Shut the fuck up! God!!! Another guy: Jesus Christ, enough Third guy: We fucking get it, holy shit
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I like it on a plane when the captain has to go to the bathroom because they block the front off for security reasons and you can tell exactly how long he or she has been in the bathroom. Captain are you keeping up with your screenings
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Azure Emerald Empire
8 days ago
Getting your ass kicked is trending
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laura
about 2 years ago
I know it's a busy time of year but I really hope you can make it to my Tunguska event
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Putting in Rush 2112 at office karaoke
8 days ago
I'm still waiting for the Zoomers to produce their Kwisatz Haderach (a 23 year old who becomes the "coworker who knows how to edit PDFs")
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Chris Binglover
8 days ago
I bet it would feel so good at first to get microwaved
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It would be funny to slam a nuclear Oh So You Assume Everyone Has Access To Healthcare on the person losing their shit about STI testing in straight monog couples but it’s Christmas after all
8 days ago
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In transit across this great pig nation and just heard a guy pronounce “Lagunitas” like -itis. Enchanting
8 days ago
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liz ten eleven
8 days ago
it only gets brighter from here, bitch
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hobart mariner
8 days ago
yeah i...i *think* i read theory
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"fart"
8 days ago
ohhhhhhh hell yeah its the fuckin solstice !!!!! fuck the equinox its
#solstice
the god damn
#Solstice
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I was deleting a bunch of screenshots and I guess this was a joke I was going to make at one point (I think I was going to put Kindly Cowpoke on this list by himself.) Here you go. You can imagine how it might have been funny.
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journeyman folklorist
8 days ago
Nut Luncheon
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Eric Williams
8 days ago
happy solstice eve to you and yours
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Why are sports guys always referring to the “man upstairs”? You think there are stairs? Can you draw me a floormap you fucking imbecile
8 days ago
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Aryeh
9 days ago
"My 10th-great grandfather founded Hartford and I post incessantly online. He would be ashamed of me."
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Fake. Not a coherent entry in the taxonomy of American hog fauna.
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rob
9 days ago
trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
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Tis the season
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Christmas in Prison
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
https://youtu.be/cQaJn11t94M?si=rvdjkKwpkF3oB9oo
10 days ago
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As the foremost scholar on younger generations (zoomer ladies at work tell me about their dating woes approx. quarterly) I think there has never been an easier layup than being a normal-ish zoomer guy. You can have the stupid haircut just don't be telling the newspaper how much you love Hitler
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will
10 days ago
Nearby favorite brewery announced a canned ESB within 24 hours of posting this.
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Alex on Bluesky
11 days ago
You are god's strongest soldier and a daily inspiration on the virtues of being 'that bitch'
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Sherry Affogato
about 2 years ago
try our new black IPA. it's black because we ground up a gun and put it in there
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Azure Emerald Empire
11 days ago
The most popular beer in the US is Misty’s IPA that tastes like ground-up guns
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Angela Quinton
11 days ago
In light of word that the US admin is trying to eradicate trans youth via threats to hospitals & care providers, my werewolf horror / trans catharsis story "They Say Don't Get Clocked" is free through the weekend. May it provide comfort, catharsis, and perhaps inspiration.
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A sale by Angela Quinton, 100% off They Say Don't Get Clocked
https://itch.io/s/176242/we-are-always-hungry
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nathan
11 days ago
i just burned down the jerk store. tired of their spam calls.
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Mikelennial
11 days ago
No one with a job should have to know who Adin Ross is
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Found a post from 2017 lol
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ideal poster
11 days ago
new york city fall 2025
#photography
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#believeinfilm
#35mm
#landscape
#cityscape
#filmphotography
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Admin
12 days ago
I'll be home for Christmas. Hell, I'm home right now
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