Obviously the best team this year

No foul there

Game over....

GOD wants this ENTIRE GAME to be uncompetitive

Angry at UConn for making this game boring by sucking

This would be a competitive game if UConn made a third of their 15 shots from from 1 foot out

PUNK CALLS OUT PAT MCAFEE! F*CKING COOK HIS ASS!! #WWERAW

Ok but this nerd talk doesn't address the actual issue of "ME RARELY VOTE BUT ME REMEMBER GETTING HUGE CHECK DURING PANDEMIC FROM BIDNESS MAN PRESIDENT"

Remembering watching UVA play NCAA basketball and trying to imagine them playing against these enormous freaks. And feeling better about their disappointing 2nd round exit.

Nobody wants to hear from this stupid asshole during the men's NCAA tournament championship

Iran is like, “This one’s for 9/11 bitchz! Never forget!!!”

No one on earth has done more to bring attention to the many twists and turns of the very real and not imaginary negotiations between Trump and Iran than @barakravid.bsky.social. Here's his latest on the ground reporting:

NEW: Axios is reporting that Iran and Vance have entered the 15th stage of negotiations and are close to a deal. Trump is looking for a deal but is requesting minor changes to the Iran proposal. If Iran doesn't agree to his minor changes, they might force him to escalate, according an Israeli source

Axios is reporting that Iran thinks Donald Trump is "very smart"

the Artemis mission really brings back memories of those bygone simpler days, before Trump, when me and the boys would sneak off behind the moon to smoke weed

UCON? Sounds like a university Trump would start!!!!!!!

More fakery. These images were created in a tightly controlled film studio inside a space ship on the far side of the moon.

Obviously multiply this by 3

wrong - purple is real. this is total erasure of vaseline, pretty penny, interstate love song, big empty....

lol Trump says he would rather Kurdish forces "stay away" from entering Iran because "they bring with them some problems," including "death... to themselves."

This man is dumber than dog shit lol

A reliable metric for a losing war: notice how often a combatant describes inputs (ordinance dropped, resources committed, duration of operation) as a substitute for outputs (effects a military operation is intending to produce).

likely that no one has explained this to trump yet

Reporter: Are you willing to end this conflict with Iran charging tolls for passage through the strait? Trump: Us charging tolls? Reporter: Iran. Trump: What about us charging tolls? Why shouldn’t we? We won. We’ll charge tolls.

ICE has detained the newlywed spouse of a US Army staff sergeant who will train to deploy later this month: "She was going to move in after the Easter weekend. Instead, she got ripped away from me... We were doing everything the right way."

watching prestige tv series over and over is actually the highest form of intellectual exercise

oh no

oh! the humanity!

looks like it's once again time to check my "c:\\...\pictures\pinkman\moon\" folder

Pam Bondi Fired As Attorney General https://theonion.com/pam-bondi-fired-as-attorney-general/

"I don't know how to say this without laughing" Iranian state TV having a laugh at the rescue operation. i've seen some sillier conspiracies floating around about this ("this was actually a massive failed operation to get the uranium!") but the thing that doesn't add up is the "no injuries" BS

the last super nino anomalously boiled 15 sailors alive

It’s slow-mo entrance season.

“The times the Iranian people are most unhappy…is when they hear those bombs stop…because that means are they [the US] are coming back, we want to have them back.” a decent chance that trump is being briefed (by Netanyahu) this is true and that he his squirrel brain believes it (sporadically)

fave if you hate summer. retweet if you hate summer

welp

lmao this one is incredible. “Head of product at X condemns quote-tweeting” my brother in Jira you’re the shift manager at the quote tweet factory

Trump threatens Iran: "If you do not surrender by Tuesday at 8pm, I will continue to lose this war for many additional days"

literally every time I get this error I go DID IT HAPPEN

Trump told Axios on Sunday that the U.S. is "in deep negotiations" with Iran and that a deal can be reached before his deadline expires on Tuesday.

Gentlemen, we must not allow a Stabbing Ourselves Gap.