The upside down enjoyer

Eventually, players will stop fouling and going offsides thanks to the threat of VAR (no they won't, goal scoring will just go down by 50% and stay there)

What about the Accuweather Feels Like Temp™️?

UPDATE: Dale took his own life while sitting on a toilet.

6-11 this year, 3rd in the NFC West

Thank you to England for the Spelling Bee hint

His style reminds me of Dexter's Angel Batista, the worst character in television history

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Ken Marino Sighting!

Starting to think we should create a new generation of Genetically Modified Super Kids

Silo is the imperfect show that I unconditionally love. The score elevates it for sure. And Rebecca Ferguson is like George Clooney in ER.

I love how 50% of these are Furry Anime accounts

tfw you are a senator from paraguay

and they're very explicitly running grant recipients through their enemies list going forward.

This little guy has another widespread, low-grade skin infection. We're fixing it by having a credit card reader surgically implanted into his back to pay the dermotologist obscene amounts of money

The Fireworks Noticer and Disliker

the problem with mixed-use infill projects is that they Are Gentrification. every one of these projects is dropped from the sky on top of 300 poor people who were previously standing in a vacant lot. they get squashed under the building w/ their feet hanging out like the Wicked Witch of the East

Or you can shout this!

Furlong: "It's not gonna be easy with this big, gangly piss flap over here who moves like-- hey, what do you move like, Will?" Will: "I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man."

The moment you die you will see all the women who wanted to sleep with you and you were too clueless to realize it

recently i was at a karaoke bar at the beach and this song came on between singers and a bunch of people who ranged between 65-75 at the bar were drumming loudly on the bar along with the ending. growing up, i always joked about elderly people jamming to Metallica and now it's finally happening

"Darkness, imprisoning me All that I see, absolute horror I cannot live, I cannot die Trapped in myself, body my holding cell" -M. McConnell

I just talked to Mitch McConnell. And he got the FIFA Peace Prize!!!! Drumpf!!!!

Also a quick reminder that if someone hasn't watched game of thrones but they're interested, make sure you causally mention that Sean Bean won an Emmy in season 2. Mention how good he was in season 2, in passing. Don't be obvious. They'll thank you later.

Remember how cool it was when new game of thrones episodes came out in those early seasons? When the show was a month out from coming back, I'd change my morning alarm to the theme. When it premiered, I'd drive around my neighborhoods blasting it obscenely loud. Need another great show

Good thinking! Killing people on purpose for no other purpose other than Owning the Libs

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🚨 Breaking 🚨 #TrumpTakeIsrael @realinfowars.bsky.social

“RESEMBLED”…?!

July 9, 1984. 📸 Sports Illustrated

oh wow they got donald trump on infowars!!!!

oh wow, the president just declared war on israel live on @realinfowars.bsky.social

o m f g

what the fuck is going on

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“It’s a large, unmovable mass on Mars that appears firm to the touch, with jagged edges,” said astrobiologist Bryce Varden, noting the location of the growth on the underside of the planet, which he stated “often goes unchecked.”

good lord the magnificent persian people are dog walking this mooncalf