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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/

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what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.

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Never Forget: At absolute the best, most face value reading of events, RFK Jr drove his first wife to suicide and then buried her body in an unmarked grave in the middle of the night

thousands of MAHA Moms are "getting to sleep" tonight by imagining Olivia Nuzzi and Beef Jerky having DIRTY SEX in a Rock Creek sewage pool

Thanks be that our enemies are so incompetent

I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.

Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club." They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.

Hahahhaha

"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz" -____________-

you don't actually have to talk to these people

The hold they showed on that last Bryce Young pick

Another one to file away in the "Same Dog" folder

The Tet Offensive has arrived in Carolina

The road to Olivia Nuzzi is paved with the skulls of unvaccinated babies killed by RFK

Today's youth hasn't seen Wrath of Khan. What is this reference?

The Mediocre Bowl

Rewatching Stranger Things. Halfway through Season 2: The Hobbit Boyfriend Season.

Starting to wonder whether we should get the best minds together and create a new generation of Genetically Modified Super Kids

begins here, over this article: www.semafor.com/article/11/2...

It is a beautiful Sunday, I am in Chicago for the first time in years, the Bears are playing at home against Aaron Rodgers (who injured his wrist masturbating recently) and I am going to be doing a walking tour today of Chicago's gangland history. I'm already on the bus so ride with me

JJ McCarthy has been benched indefinitely for "soft skull disease"

Good afternoon, Friends

here we go, hour 384, lock it

Goals: Less healthcare

Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE. “They’re failing all of us,” his mom said. thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...

I respectfully disagree. JJ McCarthy must start against the Seattle Seahawks on the road next week. For science.

He counts "One JJ McCarthy, two JJ McCarthy, three JJ McCarthy ..."

real men have child slaves

Washington playoff chances: 1) Get Jayden, Terry, Noah Brown back. Win out (includes 2 against eagles, 1 against Cowboys) 2) Eagles lose 3 of 4 to ✅Bears, ❌Raiders, ✅Chargers, ✅Bills 3) Cowboys lose 2 of 5 to ❓Chargers, ❌Giants, ❌Vikings, ✅Detroit, ✅Chiefs. Odds: 98.6%

Niche food-related post, but it's important to remember that in 1993, Danny Wegman, CEO of Wegmans grocery stores, announced a partnership with Xerox, with one of the most powerful mullet-tie combos in history

Is that bad

Your NFC East Champion Washington Commanders!!!

Wow. Barb is in every scene of the final season of Stranger Things

Mouth tape??

this is a great alternative to twitter, which is full of weirdos

As a Metallica purist who thinks all of the correct things about Metallica, Bleeding Me is an awesome song

asking the doge guy to send me 5 bullet points on what he accomplished this week

Rubio murdered 500,000 people in the first few weeks at State

WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RUNNING FOR THE DA?!?!?!

*demon voice* GIVE ME $2000 FOR MY ART

RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone