This rules. The crash will come even harder if we don't see it coming

STZ earnings with the all-time euphemism: "we continue to navigate a challenging socioeconomic environment that has dampened consumer demand" aka "they're deporting all our customers". Release: d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_2603d62237f... Presentation: d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_2603d62237f...

WHO IS THIS? UNCLE LEO???

2025 Carson Wentz passes look like untested new drone technology

Mamdani was 9 years old on 9/11. This is just gutter racism from Debra Messing.

*andor voice* BEEKS!! BEEKS!!!

do a strategy

Is Archibald Manning bad?

UVA FOOTBALL TEAM OF DENSITY

"The spokesperson declined to say whether agents had warrants to forcibly enter homes, saying that because Tren de Aragua has been labeled a terrorist organization "there are sensitivities on what we can provide without putting people at risk." This BS is why ELECTED OFFICIALS must demand answers

Change in Headline

I asked my pizza place to spell CHARLIE KIRK on my pizza in pepperonis and they wouldn't

BREAKING:

i was so hungry for skateboarding when i was a kid, that i once sat thru a month or so of “walker texas ranger” episodes because i loved the foundation skateboard team and steve berra was gonna be on an episode

What the fuck are you talking about Guitar World

AMERICA FIRST!

these taylor swift lyrics are out of control

i denounce antifa. i am leaving the left. also im racist now and calling me racist is the new racism. thank you

Hahahhahaha

I don't judge them at all. I have 3 fantasy football teams to manage

The alleged murderer had also been stalking one of the girls even before Kirk's assassination, but he said that he sent the pizza as vengeance over a Charlie Kirk comment.

The New York Times doesn't tell you why the alleged murderer said he sent pizzas to the victim's house just before he ran down the girl and her best friend. He said on video that he was getting revenge for social media comments about death of Charlie Kirk.

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

Today is national kevin day. According to some dumb thing. Anyways

me before and after shelling out to see One Battle After Another in IMAX

Speaking to @inkstickmedia.com, a military officer in California warned about the increasing “MAGA-fication” he's seeing inside the military. As Trump deploys troops to more cities, he says he's worried that some of his fellow soldiers have “softened at the idea of abusing their fellow people.”

*stabbing Imelda with a Narcan syringe*

Never trust a person who doesn’t like dogs

Well, well, well. Jack Posobiec, the loudest voting-fraud conspiracy theorist, lives in Maryland. He votes in Pennsylvania. slate.com/news-and-pol... By @jsweetli.bsky.social & @marisakabas.bsky.social on @slate.com

NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...

haha, they think they can drive up Dumb Dumb turnout

Your own (own) Virtual Jesus

it rules that trump is creating a new Caste System for Dumb Dumb Universities www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

this is a pretty good piece. long term increase in kicking accuracy and distance over the years, either way. significant increase in kicker salaries drew more people into the profession. you can literally grow up kicking field goals and pursue that as a career

going to withhold oklahoma's infrastructure funding until they comply with my demand to build 100 new mosques

meanwhile, republicans just cancelled over $2 trillion in electricity generation projects in the pipeline, some of which were almost finished

Democrats are winning the shutdown. But are they exceeding the media's expectations of political advantage perception acceleration?

This story is going to accelerate the rate of change of the perceived political advantage expectations of the conventional wisdom acceleration narrative, particularly in regards to the perceived narrative of the 2nd derivate of polling shifts media coverage, adjusting for expected comms wins

AH AINT NO UNDERSTAND 2 POINT PLAY DOWN 2 TD. F*GGALYTICS RUININ FOOTBALL. WHAT HAPPEN TO SPORT AH KNEW? AH MISS PUNTS, SHORT FIELD GOALS. TAKE NO RISKS. LIKE A BIG STRONG MANLY MAN. AH AINT NO ANAL-KYTICS GUY

Taylor Lorenz will be like “Okay but I checked out 800 very short book equivalents on my phone, who learned more? Probably me. Anyway who turned the thermostat below 85?”

Great command of the language on display here