Wait that's the reason for Shrimp Discourse wtf

WHAT

Idk, maybe it's just me slowly pupating into a beautiful old man butterfly, but when people say things feel "off" now, this is kinda what i'm talking about. this is just really shocking stuff, and if you said it even during the Bush II admin, you would be out of politics, out of a job, etc.

This is obviously monumentally unjust, but I cannot understand how there can be any possible justification for making people who are living here legally retroactively.

Chopping up hot dogs and mixing it with taco seasoning and hot sauce and putting it in a hard taco shell (secret third thing)

Well not with that attitude

!!! 0.05C°!!

Wow, he admit it

This is a frankly insane thing to say about the Democrats in 2026, after a year of all out obstruction across the party. Also, splitting out "centerists," "liberals," and "progressives" only proves what a hollow, meaningless term "centerists" is.

Did the fascination with young adult literature just completely evaporate or did I just leave Twitter

Still can't get over the Black September Olympic medal joke guys being a widely followed account.

This is excellent, and I think an irrefutable argument: you can't argue against bigotry and violence by indulging in them.

My best friend's cat, who he had prior to his two sons, has passed away, and now I've left NYC, so I can't be there to sit with him and it bums me out.

What's really wild about these European ac takes is I live in a Victorian cottage in Baltimore built in 1887, balloon framed, so it doesn't have any insulation. We don't have central air, and we have one window unit downstairs and two in room acs, and it works fine.

This is the apartment I lived in when I was in Peace Corps in Kurdzhali, Bulgaria (пети етаж). This is 2014. Note the heat pumps.

Every argument about how Europe can't use heat pumps because of the age of the buildings is an aesthetic argument because they don't want to see the condensers on buildings.

Famously things the US imports

I try and limit my emoji usage for aesthetic reasons, but hittin' 'em with a 👍🏻 instead of a 👍 feels like a Big Choice.

More people should consider 🙏

Predicting a tiktok trend for the back half of 2026: canceling Impressionist painters for being too horny

You've the your last the

Clearing out the bottom of our drafts folder, huh

This is an extremely vile joke, and one only someone pretty well down the road to rabid antisemitism would make

Lol what

Here's a contribution to ac discourse. Until May of last year, the UK government was providing incentives to replace gas boiler heating with heat pumps *as long as the heat pumps were disabled from being able to provide cooling.* So a bunch of heat pumps were installed that deliberately can't cool!

Rating my faves based on how quickly I think they would succumb to the ring

On a scale of 1 to Tintin, how racist are the original Smurfs comics

Mais oui, c'est ça.

The idea that transferring heat from inside a building to the outside meaningfully contributes to climate change is jaw droppingly stupid.

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

The new drunk drivers Have hoisted the flag We are with you in your anger Proud brothers Who do not fret The bus will get you there yet To carry us to the lake The club is open

I'm not a law toucher, but the Supreme Court's recent spate of rulings seem so facially absurd, logically flawed, and counter to the intent and even the text of the Constitution, I feel like they have to be built on sand. What then is the point?

Searching "Mamdani for President" on this site is a real illuminating journey into the world of "politics is my hobby and I do not understand it even a little" posters.

"a joke about logical fallacies involving the Holocaust "

So, are Congressional Republicans attempting to pocket veto a bill post facto to avoid having to either cross Trump or eat a veto of a bill that passed both houses?

Trump has just a world historic willingness to be worked

I legit think "tattooed my face while I was unconscious" should be exculpatory for murder.

It's amazing how absolutely no difference in quality there is between my $15 Zenni frames and lenses and my $260 Rayban frames and lenses

I’m an American patriot first and foremost, which means I sincerely believe we can have a society where every type of person from every type of background can live together and work together and thrive together. That’s my ideology and it’s what I fight for.

Can I say som—[anvil]

And all it took was Trump executing his career

Clicking "done" on a to-do flag vindictively

It's too bad Alf's hog is this website's mascot, because Garfield wondering "huh, who's that for" is 100% its spirit.

From the continent that brought you "not putting ice in water" comes "complaining about air conditioning during a heat wave

"The GDP loss from millions of deaths shows the cost of aid dependence" is so truly ghoulish shit

It's like Github, as an organization, has gone out of its way to make using it difficult and unpleasant to use.

A whole thread of the truly wicked

Do people who show up to post "no one believes this" ever consider taking one second to look at the other replies or nah