My main observation about kids is that they hate eating and sleeping, life's two greatest and most consistent joys, and that's why children are dumb.

We need a national fast food Polish place. I need somewhere where I can get a couple pierogi, a bit of kielbasa, and a bowl of haluski for lunch.

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I am not in charge of these ideas, these visions. They come through me, I am but the lens that the numinous forces that created them focuses their power through. I am but granted them for a short time, to share them with you.

Free idea for a restuarant: World Of Slop, featuring a series of slops (oatmeal, polenta, grits, congee, dal) that can then be customized with various toppings.

Someone talk me out of getting the Shake Shack baby back rib sandwich for lunch

That bottom buttonhole that turns the other direction? That's class.

FINALY IT CAN BE SAID: The last Pink Floyd album is really good and I wish Glimour and Mason would do another

Seems bad that targeted harassment is getting claimed as a special perk of disadvantaged groups.

I like to think I'm a pretty level headed guy and not quick to anger, but I think if you put your backpack next to you on the train and only move it grudgingly when asked once the train is full, you should be pushed out onto an ice floe.

Are we sure this isn't a troll

The inability of the European mind to understand that That One Photo of Breezewood, PA isn't even representative of *Breezewood, PA and environs* is truly staggering.

I have been to Germany and this is deeply untrue.

It's interesting how often the most deranged accounts come over the transom and I look at who's following them and it's very often the same handful of accounts. Makes you think.

I think multi member districts are a basket people should be putting some eggs in.

Good god there is so much Tekwar available on Youtube

Is there more juice in that orange

Not even the United States can stop the United States from being a superpower.

A more interesting question to me is yes you should watch the great films and such, but is there cultural value to watching the absolute dogshit of an earlier age like "Car 54 Where Are You" and "F Troop" because god I hope there is

Children these days don't know about Burt Reynolds, it's sad

I'd be fascinated to know how media access has impacted myself. Like, kids now just don't have an experience like "well, it's Sunday afternoon and you're ten and both your parents are at work and GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER you're watching Burt Reynolds in "The Longest Yard" because it's on TBS.

Well, that's dumb as fuck

[Strapping a baby to my SUV with duct tape] Don't want to be underbabied

I'm a lithe and youthful Gen Xer, so this is not my Issue to Speak On, but this is the actual Millennial Anthem.

Me: Plenty of people on the left believe in conspiracy theories, here are some examples Someone on the left: Hey but that one's true, actually [Price is Right horn]

I watch Doughboys on YouTube occasionally, but for the most part no.

Hahaha, oh man

"Buttscuttle" is when the goss is about you

Complaining about people using their phones in a place that will bring you food and drink during the movie really strikes me as missing the forest for the trees. Oh no, are they distracting you from your chicken fingers and your espresso martini? You poor thing.

This is one of those "was true 20-30 years ago, isn't really true now but no one has updated their priors" things. This is the hangover of malls, but downtown spaces in small to medium cities have been wildly revitalized since the early 90s.

I guess that's always the opening move but like, you wrote a manifesto, my guy?

People forget that Kanye's first big shark-jump was a left-coded, anti-Bush Katrina conspiracy theory.

I think the major distinction between right/left conspiracism is the left's willingness to engage in motte-and-baily-style argumentation around conspiracies, making the strong argument and retreating the the weak when called on it, while the right only talks to itself.

Anyway, I think that when you engage in gross conspiracism on, say, Epstein's suicide (earnestly or ironically) or when you ignore such in your mutuals, you are engaging in the exact same behavior that right-wingers do with QAnon.

Huh?

GMO/glyphosate 9/11 (this is a little cross sectional, but is certainly live on the left) JFK Antisemitism (ditto) Flint Diebold/Ohio '04 WTO Nuclear power (Europe) Wikileaks/Snowden Oliver Stone

I do not think it's true that the left has fewer conspiracies than the right. Just at the current moment, the right has also embraced a lot of formerly left-coded conspiracies.

The one true millennial anthem is Crazy Frog.

[turning the chair around and sitting in it backwards] You know who else was "ballmaxxing"?

"They're calling it the ugliest ranch of all time"

Why are the Infocom games not available as an app here on my phone. I would pay money for this, someone make this happen

The only real fault I can find with billionaires is that one of them hasn't scanned all the extant Sanborn fire maps and put them out as a Google Maps layer. Collective action problem, most likely.

Children: From Mother Goose, to Your Nightmares

"Excursion"

Well (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) That's nuts

Homeschooling should 100% illegal, and so should private schools.

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