Feels underappreciated that the likely result of the House punting on this deal is the White House ordering people to Do Crimes.

Say it with me now; Rahmentum

Much better joke

Oh goddammit Austria

Devestating news for my new startup, G'Day Mate Tweens

Ronaldo, I have called your hearing clinic in Arlington, Texas to let them know they have the wrong number, but it doesn't seem like they have gotten the message. Good luck with that.

"The United States can't destroy a government with airpower alone" seems like something no one outisde the White House didn't understand already or needed to learn

Everyone who has walked themselves into a "it should be illegitimate for the police to arrest someone for urinating in a subway car" should have to clean a subway car.

One of the reasons you shouldn't surrender yourself to conspiracism is because once you decide people are speaking in code, you get to decide how to decipher it in a maximally flattering way to your priors.

What's the greatest film score, and why is it David Shire's solo piano score to "The Conversation"

Out in the county getting my allergy serum and the Orioles gear is out in full force.

Fuck Newsom, but I think people should take some time to reflect upon this episode as one of the perils of Poasting as a messaging strategy.

This would have annihilated the presidency of any previous incumbent.

I will NEVER "shut the fuck up"

Jeff Goldblum CONFIRMED as Slippy

I can't see any way that you could make write-in candidates illegal, but I also think that running as and voting for one is extremely dumb

What I've had for lunch every day this week: 1/2lbs orzo, cooked 1lbs chicken thigh, cubed 1 pint cherry tomatoes, quartered 1 shallot, diced Good amount of capers 1/2 jar sundried tomatoes 1 can artichoke hearts, diced 1/2lbs feta, cubed Parsley 1 cup vinagrette of choice

Trump is what people claimed they were concerned Biden was, and the basic coherence of Biden's admin and the scattershot nature of Trump's second term really underlines why that was so enraging.

Trump go on Club Random

Wow, that is really not an object you want to have to issue a recall on. If you have had a gas stove installed since May 2025, you should check the gas line to make sure.

I am not surprised to find that Bluesky has strong negative opinions on handwriting.

Getting appointed to head of Lucasfilm so I can reedit Star Wars to make Yoda talk normal

Someone should create the President Donald J. Trump Award for Outstanding Excellence in Presidenting and give it to Obama.

What's going on with that all egg diet guy, he still alive

I don't understand why everyone doesn't do this. We should do this. It can't cost more than a couple grand to get an ugly ass trophy made. We could get Trump to accept the First Annual Bluesky Freedom Defender Warrior Spirit of Liberty award and he'd show up.

What was the problem

Trump is not meaningfully the president.

Am I having a stroke

Big same

I know the exact day that I first encountered Harry Potter, I was in Chicago to attend what would be the first Pitchfork Music Fest. I was in the loop walking around and I was suddenly surrounded by a crowd of children running around in wizard hats and wands running towards a Barnes and Noble.

What's the opposite of a charm offensive

Sure, I can do a lot of things. I could do a sick wheelie on a dirt bike, but you don't tell me what to do, IGN

"Harry Potter: The College Years" finally a Harry Potter who fucks

So, Abughazaleh is just not gonna endorse Biss, huh

The town in Bulgaria I lived in in Peace Corps, Kurdzhali, had a little hole in the wall place called Zakusvalnya Rhodopi (Rhodopi Diner) and they had an absolutely incredible chicken soup. Bowl of soup and a quarter loaf of bread, some kababche. It was incredible. I think of it all the time.

Hell yeah cheap corned beef season

Every prestige TV show should be legally required to do one clip show a season.

Wendy's needs to bring back the side salads. A baked potato and a side salad was a really clutch work lunch.

"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"

We Have Tony Blair At Home

Sen. Platner (ME-Class First)

People hate pharmaceutical companies and hospitals and insurance companies for things that are actually the fault of doctors.

Why is the chair sitting on apple boxes

[pointing at a thing I don't like] That's because of big pharma

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