Ghana no ganó

tfw you have no spine

President Deals please revalue the Iraqi Dinar

Is Telemundo’s Antonella Gonzalez nude under that trench coat????

*record scratch* Yep… that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up here.

Guiding these France fans through Fishtown while we wait

FIFA organizers are enraged as they were led to believe that it's always sunny in Philadelphia

tfw you’re New Zealand and you have a lead

NZ goalkeeper be like

When Uruguay gets a clean shot at the net

Now for a Pausa de Masturbación

¡Está anulado! 🔄🛑

lmfao Uruguay

Had to dig through my twitter archive to find this gif I captured many years ago

Idiots ughhhh

If Ecuador doesn’t score, you gotta think their coach is going to get Curaçao-fied for not getting 3 points.

I haven’t seen Ecuador involved in a stalemate this bad since the Cenepa River Valley skirmish of 1995!

This Ecuador/Curaçao game is the most exciting match where absolutely no one will ever score

The aggravating thing about Ecuador is that they built this roster focused on defense and didnt bother thinking about offense whatsoever. This is the equivalent of Kyle Shanahan thinking Jimmy Garoppolo was good enough to be QB1 in a Super Bowl.

Honestly, I admire her grind

It’s ok, they have all the support they need here

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock

Starting a new show starring Mike Pornman called “Mike in Brazil”

I haven’t seen Scotland caught off guard this badly since The Battle of Stirling Bridge

(Olive Garden voice) Yellow, Italiano

Now they’ve got the refs flopping

The Suckeroos have brought shame to Seattle

Tony Vitello go back to college!

Uhhh oh word?

This dude rules

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you

Bunnie XO (?) I can make you so happy bb

Let’s see how things are going over on Threads

stirring it releases more Gatorade scent

I ask for so little!

Ugh, let’s do this Iran

I have never hated a squad like this year’s. Just trash from top to bottom with a few exceptions.

This Iran/NZ game is awfully chippy

lmfao España

HELL YES! SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Monday Fit Check: Slayer shirt ✅ Adidas track pants ✅ @ianriccaboni.com Iron Piggaboni cap ✅

Get the win against Curaçao and upset the Germans. Easy peasy.

THIS VENUE IS CURSED BURN IT DOWN

when the third ex-wife's restraining order is denied by the judge and your gonna celebrate with a MAGArita and platter of Benghazi Wings at Gay Hooters

Lauren Bobert ejected from the UFC White House event for screaming "GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!"