The Rams are reptilians confirmed

We live in the darkest timeline

Nooooooo

Caleb Williams…dawg

I haven't seen a bear come from behind like this since my camping trip

BRB printing up a bunch of tshirts to sell on Michigan Ave that day “Bearlieve”

The dots on an absolutely absurd play that the Rams had no business surrendering. And yet, they did. Caleb Williams gets his answer prayered.

he had rams players INSIDE of him

He threw that FROM THE 40

Holy shit lmfao

Most people don’t realize how vast Greenland really is

Meditating on Ezekiel 23:20-21 today 😌

It looked like piss but tasted like gold #BringItBack

Niners dedicating that loss to Scott Adams

go bears btw

Down 18 going into the half…reminds me of when they were down 17 going into the half against the Lions in the NFC Championship a few years ago.

Since my team is shitting the bed will now root for the CHICAGO BEARRS these playoffs

Geez huge blow for Denver

Ballgame.

Cut to Sean McDermott piping 9/11 coverage audio into the players' headsets to hype them up for this overtime

RIP Sam Darmold

I’m listening and learning

@assbott.bsky.social embracing the light of Islam

Made an all purpose one

"Fwd" in an email subject line means someone thinks you might "fuck with dis"

I SAID

Tired: hating the Dodgers because they spend a lot more money than your team does Wired: hating the Dodgers because their ownernership has financial ties to ICE detention centers sdvoice.info/l-a-dodgers-...

I’M A FIRESTARTER 🗣️🗣️🔥

gdi Cheeto winning a Stanley Cup before the Sharks 😞

$PRNMN

Kyrsten Sinema when it’s time to pay up for being a home wrecker

Remember back when wrasslin was wrasslin???

Love this dude on Reverb who poses with the gear he’s selling like it’s a promo shoot

Who is gonna mourn Dilbert with me? I'll start:

Last week I wanted to post Pornman one last time on a Scott Adams tweet, hoping he’d block me again for it. Now it’s too late. #CARPEDIEM

fuck yeah

My condolences and love to my Philly fam. Love u guys.

يلا ☝️

Our c-team defense did it!!!

FOLKS,,

that’s a bad call, but it was in the script

Plate is pot lid bsky.app/profile/cjze...

Kyle Shanahan using bench players like me cooking in a weird AirBnB kitchen. Knife is tongs now. Spatula is butter knife.

Yeah that’s the season