Sometimes I have an awesome reference but then I remember not every conversation needs my input

Apparently Eugenio Suarez had his citizenship application taken off the books because he's Venezuelan and his response was "it is what it is."

Good

Fun ad from the 70s

When you rebuild an NBA legend out of spare parts but his components remain fundamentally the same it's a Ship of Reggie Theus paradox

non so cosa mi renda così

I know another country that made a big mistake choosing their leader .

If I could kick one fictional character's ass, easily I'd pick John boy Walton

People love to say "it's not that deep, bro", but like... we're living in a world where the domino effect of Something Awful moderator decisions has probably caused the deaths of millions of people. Sometimes it IS that deep.

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It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

Gallup Poll (3/5/26): Do you approve of $8 gas No: 99% Yes: 1% Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy No: 46.6% Yes: 38.9% Unsure: 14.5%

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

Commentary: I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent.

Lindsay Graham reminds me of the French mistake dancers in blazing saddles

Happy international women’s day youtu.be/-8O4UWeAglU?...

Was THE BRIDE! "good"? Do not ask me such banal questions. Did it have a scene where Frankenstein and The Bride dance maniacally and chew on wine glasses to "Puttin' On the Ritz"? Yes the fuck it did

Home Alone is the most successful movie about a trap house

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

hey seattle pals

Guess KD isn't the only one with a burner @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social

Do you enjoy wrestling? Away from me, you beast. Your opinions are that of a horrid SLOB and I won’t hear anymore from you. Tut tut, out of my face *holds monocle up indignantly*

If you’re a former dem nominee and can’t understand how pro wrestling motivates audiences, presents moral judgements, and displays the social structure in front of you and behind the scenes … there are bigger issues here than liking the sport here, Pam.

I'm tired of problem-solving. I'm only good at problem causing

let me propose as an alternative: it is impossible to make a piece of art that right wingers will understand

Twitter Jack didn’t even understand Twitter, why are people asking him about other stuff? (Yes I’m still bitter about being banned repeatedly)

Blowing the dust off my 2003 bumper sticker that says REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

Costco is now demanding that Trump pay them back for his tariffs so they can refund all of their customers.

*Gwen Stefani voice*

I want this cake for my next birthday

Tempted to reply to this job application with " A family walks into a talent agency..."

And we pan the camera to reveal...

Choosing a PlayStation 5 over an Xbox One is my first Sony purchase in over twenty years if that's any indicator of how bad Microsoft screwed up my brand loyalty