Was THE BRIDE! "good"? Do not ask me such banal questions. Did it have a scene where Frankenstein and The Bride dance maniacally and chew on wine glasses to "Puttin' On the Ritz"? Yes the fuck it did

Home Alone is the most successful movie about a trap house

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

people are really sleeping on what an ally barney is

hey seattle pals

Guess KD isn't the only one with a burner @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social

Do you enjoy wrestling? Away from me, you beast. Your opinions are that of a horrid SLOB and I won’t hear anymore from you. Tut tut, out of my face *holds monocle up indignantly*

If you’re a former dem nominee and can’t understand how pro wrestling motivates audiences, presents moral judgements, and displays the social structure in front of you and behind the scenes … there are bigger issues here than liking the sport here, Pam.

I'm tired of problem-solving. I'm only good at problem causing

let me propose as an alternative: it is impossible to make a piece of art that right wingers will understand

Twitter Jack didn’t even understand Twitter, why are people asking him about other stuff? (Yes I’m still bitter about being banned repeatedly)

Blowing the dust off my 2003 bumper sticker that says REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

Costco is now demanding that Trump pay them back for his tariffs so they can refund all of their customers.

*Gwen Stefani voice*

I want this cake for my next birthday

Tempted to reply to this job application with " A family walks into a talent agency..."

And we pan the camera to reveal...

Choosing a PlayStation 5 over an Xbox One is my first Sony purchase in over twenty years if that's any indicator of how bad Microsoft screwed up my brand loyalty

Markwayne is the white equivalent of those racist limonjello and orangello jokes

He has been replaced by Kristi Noem

No, my son is also named Markwayne

I would like to use my area of expertise here to contextualize Markwayne's undefeated MMA career. He beat a guy who entered the fight 1-0, then he beat a guy who was 1-8. His third win was beating that second guy again. That's it. That's the MMA career people love bringing up.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Kristi Noem spending the next month wondering where the hell Dean Ambrose is

he's probably towards the lower bound of competence you could expect from dudes named markwayne from oklahoma, several of whom have competently assistant managed small gas stations

I purchased a thing

'he's not a nazi, he's just really fuckin stupid' isn't like, THAT much better.

Can I say something about the woman from The Advocates commercial without everybody getting mad?

Dick Vitale named me All American equipment manager for 2001-02

This week's YouTube early edition is out! We recap WCW Sat Night on TBS from June 18, 1994! It's all about Hogan 🤦🏽‍♂️ but Flair ain't having it! Traylor is sworn in as an OFFICIAL Guardian Angel? That and tons of outlaw mudshow shenanigans! Reposts greatly appreciated! youtu.be/wkJKa3PvXaI

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms. He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

Retht in peath , Lou Holtz

For my fellow video game knowers should I buy a PS5 with my tax refund? I'm afraid if I do they'll immediately announce the PS 6

I aspire to be Iran's leader. IRAN NUMBAH ONE RUSSIA NUMBAH ONE USA HOCK PTOOEY!

"By calling me a racist it proves that YOU'RE the real racist." $14.99 a month for that level of analysis please.

jimi hendrix, war hero:

None of these guys came to congress to do this. They're here to smash things people like, advertise their podcast, and sell brain supplements. They have no idea what do to here because it wasn't supposed to be their job

so in other words, bob costas had two great dicks coming out of his mouth?

“If you believe in bodily autonomy you have to accept vaccine deniers.” No, I don’t.

You think he would have kept his eye on the ball