Hooooooooo boy.

I remembered a man. Listen to me remember a man. Listen to Carl and Neal remember their mens as well.

What was your most Lane Kiffin moment in NCAA Football? I once scheduled a game against a CB who transferred just so I could target him and run go routes all game

These Hallmark movies are entirely too wholesome for me

Sometimes I think Chuck Peccorella had the right idea

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JFC

I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro

Joey bosa about to sack Mason Rudolph but he says something racist and Joey pauses like Superman and Batman realizing both their moms are named Martha

oh honey...

Bosa injuring Aaron Rodgers is like when that guy shot off his own balls on Jan 6th

So my book about Howard Zinn’s outsized life comes out August 2026. That’s now official. If you want me to come to your bookstore/library/community center/house party to talk about Zinn’s life and and what teaches us about how to beat back the bastards, please email [email protected]

Non-college football fans, the news of Lane Kiffin leaving Ole Miss for LSU is akin to Phaedra Parks starting in Real Housewives of Atlanta but after controversy, moves to the Married to Medicine franchise only to depart for the Real Housewives of NYC

Making Cornish game hens for dinner 🍽️

I think I have seen the first case of someone having a receding beardline and darned if it wasn't one of those accounts that hates WWE but can't stop talking about them on YouTube

put him in at tight end

Watching the dog agility championships and thinking they should do something like this for humans. We could have all countries compete and send their best.

Oh well heaven’s for Betsy. God forbid someone make a mockery of the college football postseason!

new display name

The Microsoft Excel 2024 World Championships are on ESPNEWS

Some people deeply need to log off and go outside Jesus Christ

The only thing better than a joke going well is a joke completely bombing on here since you can't lock your account to deal with the fallout

The old system of CFB would have the natty just be winner of Ohio St/Indiana vs Georgia if they win the SECCG. I prefer the playoff

Lame Kiffin listening on repeat

Anytime you can grind an entire sport to a halt and debase yourself as a sports network in service of a coach who once got fired two days after attempting a 76-yard field goal, you seize that opportunity.

When I know I'm leaving for a new job in NCAA Football, I don't Lane Kiffin it. I make sure to salt the earth by only recruiting 1* players before going.

Mariah Carey is opening her Xmas Present. Inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she set the deed down and says.. "I don't want a lot for Christmas"

As a TCU alumni, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I want to see someone pop lock while doing a chop block

These QBs run like me when I carry a piano

Looks like a team coached by Nick Rolovich may not be able to avoid something that was entirely preventable.

Should I send in a Brien Taylor card for grading

can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?

I hope this big fella, who stood up on a front row chair while double fisting drinks in order to get into the hard cam shot, is still kickin in the Detroit area and that he has enjoyed Dan Campbell's tenure as Lions head coach

Lane kiffin sitting in a diner all afternoon as "Have you ever had to make up your mind?" Plays on the jukebox

Still crap that ESPN wants $30 a month for WWE PLEs for YouTube TV

Flipping off a Tesla and Seth Rollins jumps out dressed like this:

I'm being completely serious that you can draw a direct line between the introduction of instant replay to football and the widespread toleration of Donald Trump's bad-faith lawsuits and election overturning. Sometimes a touchdown is a touchdown.

That should be fine but his foot was out of bounds

this is my emotional support 10lb of flour

nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam

I hope Lane Kiffin makes his choice with a hat ceremony

Fun fact: the slang term "unc" is short for uncouth

@profanity.accountant hi

John Popper?

Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim

that was the most out of sync white people swag surfing i have ever seen