10000 likes and I post this on my linkedin

An ice cream helmet Mariners hat? Is this real life?

They got mafia Dan Schneider

I'm going to call bullshit on this guy "not liking Trump." "Leschi business owner" who would only abandon the US "if we became a communist country" and is worried about "disrespecting the flag?" LMAO. That's undercover MAGA, right there.

Anyone up for a Dip in DC today?

an australian fan just did a shoey on the big screen and the mariners set off fireworks after he finished it

@afishcalledwanda.bsky.social www.facebook.com/reel/9922374...

conan should have stomped him out

My fancy grocer sells these little packages of crackers, lunch meat and cheese and I am a sucker for them. $5 for a snack tray? Sign me up

Many of the greatest players ever were good major leaguers at 19-21. MLB’s draft proposal would make it almost impossible for a player to debut before he is 22. I think it would also wreck free agency, as almost no player would get there before age 28.

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

'Jeopardy' is good, clean family fun — most of the time. We've rounded up 13 of the most outrageous answers given by contestants over the years.

@sarahkelly.bsky.social look who showed up in my memories on facebook

James Dolan waited until the NYPD has secured all the Knicks parade attendees in their "viewing pens" before taking out his guitar and performing the single most appalling version of "When Doves Cry" in human history.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

For all my Indiana followers and moots

the Oscar the Grouch segment

History professors/history students/dads who have read one book about World War II: "Oh COME ON!"

GIRLFRIEND: So what your go-to at karaoke? ME: I always sing Like A Virgin MY BULLY, TREVOR (age 10): Well obviously, but what song do you pick?

They're going to make a movie about that guy who broke both his arms and hooked up with his mom aren't they?

I am all in on this Austrian team. G'day mate! Toss another shrimp on the barbie and whatnot

I had to eat shit and sign up for LinkedIn for a grad school thing. If you want to connect there hit my DM.

FINALLY some good news in 2026

i am excited to wake up tomorrow morning, see that austria beat jordan, and post something about how they would not have done that to lebron. god bless.

once again a defending champion gets scored on at Arrowhead Stadium

"Things are going to get bad if you turn Epstein stuff into a stupid political stunt instead of an actual criminal investigation" looking good so far

I go on plenty of dates. I just don't go on any second dates. ...I've got pretty serious diabetes, ladies.

pouring hydrogen peroxide into an infected pool to make it look cleaner is literally a plotpoint from Leisure Suit Larry : Wet Dreams Die Twice

I don't get this latest Sasha Baron Cohen bit but if there's Ali G in the Reflecting Pool I will probably laugh.

is there anything as freeing as throwing out dozens of cables you don't know what they belong to?

Finally found my TI Nspire CX but it's discontinued so I have to buy a new model anyway.

hot damn, we're having biscuits and gravy tonight!

You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because a movie specifically made to say “white people are stupid and racism is a tool meant to hurt them too” would cause half the country to go apoplectic.

Speaking as a former math teacher and a finance professional, AI is magnitudes worse at math than you think. 90 * 5000 is not $600,000 gemini.

@nasboat.org , the floor is yours

irl? awkward af online? slicker than cum on a gold tooth

My friend's dog Fin ( short for McMuffin) got a clean bill of health at the vet and is now on the pot (cbd hemp oils). Can we get a hell yeah fin in the chat?

me, to myself in my head when i think i am clever

today our government argued that polluting citizens of the United States is necessary in order to continue supporting the non-consensual sexual image generator run by an open white supremacist

please let him collapse under it

I need a letter of recommendation for grad school. Any takers? I will pay human monies.

"Jane Fonda, Daniel Schorr, Jack Anderson"-- Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.