$5 to look at it , $10 to touch it

i cant believe he said this

Most cursed object in my household

Now watching Stupid Robot Fighting League American Championships

If brains were dynamite, Meghan McCain couldn't blow her nose

Scott Hall's favorite Minnesota Timberwolves player? Ayo

Who turned the WHCD into the 93 Source Awards?

Journalists are being forced to live in the world they helped mold for the rest of us, while rubbing elbows with those they're supposed to hold account. If you don't get why people are playing a tiny violin for you, it's because you don't even know what your fucking job is supposed to be.

If Trump had a gun this would NOT have happened.

100%. I refuse to let them do the kirchsteig fire 2.0 thing to us, I do not give a shit about this and refuse to engage with their fake weepy bullshit

Lady, your entire career is defiling Mother Jones’ corpse for your shitty magazine that does nothing but gatekeep progressive politics for whoever you think is worthy. So I truly couldn’t give a shit what you or your fickle class of sycophants think.

He Coug’d it.

Do you think OJ Simpson ever signed up for the Papa Murphy's mySlice reward program?

PCA went to a $50K/year private school and both of his parents have Wikipedia pages. I simply do not care what bougie Scut Farkas has to say about Dodger fans. He’s never been in gen pop in his life. The pavilion would eat him alive

Somebody please set this to The Incredible hulk walking away music ty

No. 76, Pittsburgh Steelers: Drew Allar, QB, Penn State

Me watching Family Guy:

After some market research I have concluded I am what the kids call an "uggo" and will no longer go outside.

My love for you is ticking clock Boerkircher would you like to... BOERKIRCHER

They should have said "Hi we're the New England Patriots and welcome to Jacas"

The Jets have to hurry up because that room is booked for a quincenera at 8

@dennycarter.bsky.social you are vindicated. retracting my smh comment

I want to see a pro draft party where it's like one guy and his dad with a rack of natty light and springs poking out the couch

My favorite draft reaction in all sports was Steve Francis being disappointed and visibly upset he was drafted by Vancouver to the point they had no choice but to trade him.

He's not my mason thomas; he's not your mason thomas; He's R Mason Thomas

DENZEL BOSTON DO NOT READ THIS Denzel Boston's sister...henlo

Do you guys ever think about how Iran has done more to fight Trump and his administration in 2 months than the Democrats have in over a decade?

My O face:

Oh my God, he admit it!

The *United States Justice Department* going "hey you guys are encouraging your informants to start shit" is so funny

My birthday twin and real life twin in many ways

Grades down guns up

Thinking out loud about what if instead of putting teams in the lottery you put players in the lottery so they got to pick whichever team they want in some determination of order

Finding out that I'm 7 years older than Cool Ranch Doritos and mumbling TS Elliot's the wasteland as I pace back and forth in this oncology center

Getting your shit together in your early forties is like when the cat rolls all the toilet paper off the roll and you wrap it back on there and it looks pretty fucked up but hey, it works, doing the best it can

Going to make it my mission in life to ensure Werner Herzog watches some 1980s Southern wrestling. "When Ric Flair shows off his Rolex and his lizard shoes, he is the oppressor of the working class, and yet also an aspirational figure. Here you see the purest essence of the eternal conflict."

The first photo here is fake. A still from the same moment shows that Trump's head wasn't drooping like that. Also, he'd just adjusted his tie, which is why the guy two to the left of RFK is looking at him. Actual still at right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ctx...

Dawg!! This had me literally lol’n as I was walking back home. This was PEAK wrestling for me 😂

Hating trans women for making her feel mid, but praising women for possibly making her feel good sexually is such a republican move that I don't even know where to fuckin start...

going back on anxiety meds tomorrow so enjoying my last insomnia attack by eating cherry limeade taffy

King Lear wearing a “Girl Dad” shirt

source?

Why

I know like five people. My NFL draft party would look like the Superbowl party on the Simpsons

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