Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.

do you guys wanna see a dead body dot jpeg, but the body is an elite 20 post roast of Rob Schneider

I can’t confirm it, but there’s a non-zero chance Idris is the first electronica DJ to receive a knighthood.

2025 recapped

In Downtown Detroit, the utility boxes are decorated with the names and numbers of Detroit sports heroes. For some reason, they’re all in the Mario font.

One Night In Bangkok is a fraught song which is a pity because putting a bunch of synths behind vaudeville shit bangs.

Think how much better off we’d be if the Dems hadn’t screwed over Bullwinkle in the ‘84 primary.

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

What a quote.

The Second-Order Streisand Effect is a social phenomenon where if a party makes an effort to censor information, discussion and news about the censorship paradoxically leads to an increased awareness of Barbara Streisand, a musician whom most "Zoomers" would probably have otherwise never heard of

Episode 58: Playing with Fire featuring @futurehasbeen.bsky.social was a really fun look into the world of TV movies, and also everything I learned about the director of this movie shocked and delighted me.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I just learned that this incredibly flawed story was put on the front page of the newspaper, and that certainly seems like an editorial choice

Heavy winds have taken out the Gavle goat after organizers seemed to have solved the arson issue because nature abhors a vacuum.

This is Fine.

Friends was a bad show, but the one thing they got right was people think of TV episodes as “the one with X” and so many “8 hour movie” streaming shows fail the basic principal of episodes being “the one with X.”

Comments have fallen off overall but this guy gets it

This is so threatening. It looks like IT FOLLOWS from the perspective of the pie.

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

My favorite YouTube crate digging discovery this year. It’s not streaming or for sale anywhere.

yeah i run the downtonabbey_dril account. basically i take a scene from downtown abbey and put one of ten dril posts i’ve saved over it. i try to make it the most applicable one, but let’s be honest: corn cob is always gonna do numbers. yeah no the door actually locks from the outside

ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp

This guy’s full statement is exactly what you expect, but the bit where he justifies the price with “Homeless..etc..the horror list is endless” is particularly funny.

This really sums up Kiss better than anyone ever could

I have become untethered from the world

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

no one: a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:

I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.

With the death of Bardot, the world's racists have become significantly less attractive.

*confused tulkun noises*

[Los Angeles County Museum of Art, the year 2525] “During the turbulent early 21st century, many American homes were decorated with reminders such as this to live, laugh, and love.”

Probably the closest thing we’ll have to the “Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?” joke being real.

Similarly, with Bardot’s death, the only living people mentioned by name in “We Didn’t Start The Fire” are Chubby Checker (84), Dylan (84), and Bernie Goetz (78).

2025 introduced the greatest Mary Worth character (2 if you include Wilbur’s Chad dopple)

Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

Here’s to 2026

Malik "Bruce" Willis, he Dies Hard! But can he help the Packers avoid Armageddon? If so, he won't be "Moonlighting" as a backup QB much longer! He will be "Hudson Hawking" a big contract as a starter! And that, my friend, is not "Pulp Fiction"!

"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone

a lot of people talking about Stephen Lang this week with the release of the new Avatar so just wanted to mention that he and my very non-famous dad went to high school together and he still writes nice things on his Facebook

Buffalo Drive, by William R. Leigh, 1947, 📸 by @sickoscommittee.org

Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.

He's wearing the skin of a Pop Tart Pretty dark