(A) incredible and (B) an excuse to post this

hey quick question, am I having a stroke

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it hasn't even been a year. just in awe of how disrespected his legacy has been

Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot

the "taylor swift" wikipedia article turns 20 years old today! here's how it looked when it was first created

Here’s a small, petty victory I take in this: I once worked for a great neighborhood paper in L.A., but during COVID, the editor-owner went nuts. After Raman was elected, she launched a recall campaign against Raman for [reason TK]. The recall failed, the paper folded. I hope she’s doing great.

Yooooo remember a couple years ago when those three LA city council members were caught on tape saying a ton of insanely racist stuff and conspiring to gerrymander another council member’s district? That other council member was Nithya Raman. The voting bloc they were trying to split? Renters.

makes sense

The metaphors will continue until morale approves.

Congrats to this mysterious candidate.

"scientology is a load-bearing component of any potential conservative coalition in los angeles" theory vindicated

*Don Pardo voice* "MEW-sical guest: The VAM-pire Le-STAT!"

“Previously on the show formerly called Interview With The Vampire.”

Just love that they have so many sad baby photos of Pratt to choose from for this moment.

EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Spencer Pratt’s trailer has unfortunately rolled down a big hill into a giant novelty toilet

I think America just craves South Asian democratic socialists.

Los Angeles voters were clearly inspired by Pratt’s promise to leave town forever if he loses.

RIP Stacey King “I’ll always remember this as the night Michael Jordan and I combined to score 70 points” (MJ had 69 pts) - Stacey King 1990

I’ll be honest, at first I thought EJO here was young Alex Trebek.

Knicks in the Finals. World Cup in the U.S. Looming baseball work stoppage. Ruling party about to get shellacked in the midterms. Welcome back, 1994!

Welp, that was an exciting announcement we had once…

someone accused me of "punching down" at the new he-man movie. unfortunately this means it has been added it to the list of terms nobody's allowed to use anymore (e.g. emotional labor, nazi bar, etc)

Important to stress that: a) Pelley isn't some resistance hero, he's a reactionary centrist; b) Even this wasn't enough for Bari

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

💥 In Donetsk region, birds are building nests from drone fiber optics.

Deadwood (HBO, 2004-2006)

Backrooms (2026)

Interesting way to avoid saying that an Israeli occupation soldier shot a 7 month old baby

Play the Southern California anthem.

When you run for LA mayor but you’ve never voted for LA mayor before.

If anyone should hate AI it should be him because if people can just make celebrities do things using the computer it takes away from his full-time job of hanging out with celebrities and asking them to do things

Now that The Backrooms is a success, it's time for Hollywood to tackle that other masterpiece about a family home transformed into a labyrinth of liminal spaces. That's right, I'm talking about that literary classic: Groverhaus

If you know Boston, you’ll appreciate this. A perfect Storrowing! (Photo from reddit - www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/R...)

One of my favorite Jimmy Fallon quotes is “I love branding” and “I think there are a lot of people out there who do as well”

When the lesbian wedding’s mood board includes “disco” and “cowboy,” and also you’re in charge of bringing the flowers.

“What if a Silicon Valley-backed music streamer started giving huge paydays to musicians but banned them from performing live” is such a preposterous hypothetical that you don’t even get mad when you read it but that’s exactly what Netflix is doing to film

Gr*gu

seeing tupac and pikmin 4 rumours makes me think I was a bit of a visionary making this

you: what's happening in the US men's national team game against germany? me: (watching the Spanish language broadcast). something is... muy rapido. but you also have to consider: tambien

Okay, we're now at a funnier possibility: Trump shows up and the Knicks lose their first game since April

GTA 6 killer.