Like the scene in Airplane! where everyone's lined up to slap the woman, but it's a line outside his cell with Trump, Larry Summers, Deepak Chopra, Steve Bannon, a guy at the New York Times apparently

from: [email protected] to: [email protected] Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message. from: [email protected] to: [email protected] wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw

Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours

Did UMass literally do the meme you guys

It even works with one being a boorish slob and the other being a prissy neat freak.

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a content creator.

I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.

I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it

Weird day to see this on a shelf.

A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

i think peter thiel should have his fortune stripped on the way to prison and everyone who worked at gawker in 2014-16 should get $100 million

You love to see it: “Seven years ago, left-leaning politicians opposed a plan that would have given incentives to Amazon to build a headquarters in the same neighborhood.”

Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions via @maiamindel.bsky.social

Replacing their amoral cynic enablers with true-believer psychos is lowkey one of the biggest mistakes these people ever made

The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.

[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone

It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.

sorry but all I can focus on here is how “Boguslaw” is an incredible name to be involved in this

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

No greater example of Hollywood casting targeted at nobody than “Benny Safdie IS Bowser Jr.” This isn’t going to sway filmheads who know him into seeing the Mario sequel, kids don’t know him, and the average person has to be told he’s the weird creep in Oppenheimer. I love this stupid industry.

until someone makes a more Jr. Bowser

Holy shit. Normal Gossip, how did you pull this off?

Levar Burton: Cool uncle that you hope is fuckin’ good and often; but he’s your uncle, so you want him to remain pure in your mind. David Byrne: Also a cool uncle, but one day in your thirties you’ll say “Wait, Uncle Dave has a daughter?”

this year, in a shocking twist, Geoff Keighley will have a breakdown and beg his audience for forgiveness: "i'm such a shill!! you're right - i care more about my celebrity friends than game developers!! i support unionization! we should divest from Israel!! whatever you want! oh god i'm so sorry!!"

No kinkshaming to the random pervert who convinced a major brand to pay for their fetish art, but the rest of us did not consent to this.

A lot of people are expressing surprise at this. Leonard's name was actually revealed to the general public when he was required by law to introduce himself to his neighbors as a registered sex offender.

From the making of THE LORD OF THE RINGS films: That’s Rivendell, brought to life in a parking lot. It’s shit like this that makes me scream about obviously intangible, nonsensical CGI environments in film that make it impossible to emotionally connect to what you’re watching. Photographer unknown.

Sandblast it, replace it with a carving of OutKast in a Cadillac.

I think it’s now safe to call this race. Progressive urban planner Katie Wilson defeats centrist incumbent Bruce Harrell and will become Seattle’s next mayor.

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

The guy in the upper left is the golden age Angel, whose costume screams “We have Superman at home.”

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

So for everyone flipping out like this is the end of the world: That's what AI people want you to think. No one actually likes or wants this, or at least there's no evidence of it yet. Please stop making this a big deal

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear: 1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people 2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

[Jay Leno working blue] “You hear this bullshit?”

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

Fuck outta here asking me to watch Kim Kardashian try to act for the camp value, everything is a thousand dollars and I got stuff to do

Everyone called 9/11 the death of irony but I think we're actually living through it now and that's why everyone is so sick of Ryan Murphy's bullshit