Just saw the Mystics draft picks walking around the concourse at the Spirit game. Lauren Betts was wearing a black poncho with the hood down to keep from being recognized, but she’s 6’7 so the effect was more grim reaper than reclusive superstar.

no podcast, no matter how talented, smart, or funny the hosts, can compete with a really long and dry book about boats in world war 2

We can’t be expected to play football under these conditions!!!

How many minutes would Arsenal and Atletico have to play to score 9 goals

No one was walking around in 2003 saying “if I had a computer that could make any show I would make breaking bad.” Thats not how art works, that’s not how audiences work, that’s not how brain chemicals work.

Congratulations to the Russo Brothers for inventing “daydreaming but it kills the planet”

This is hopefully obvious but whenever someone says of another country/place “the food there is terrible!” that tells you nothing about the other place and its food and everything about the person saying it

In a way, not discriminating against us in the workplace deprives us of meaningful access to the administrative apparatus of the EEOC, and is therefore its own form of discrim- [immediately nominated to be a federal court of appeals judge]

But enough about the Mets

Sam Rockwell played Zaphod as Bush and no one has ever been more too early to a party

The Mets hit the ball well, pitched well, fielded well, and decisively won a baseball game tonight. Not even sure what to do with this.

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Via Sportsnet

Washington Wizards, you smoke too tough, your swag too different, your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

“You know that perfect thing you love? Let’s ruin it so I can make a little bit more money.” : The most powerful idea in the history of business

Something tells me they have a big comeback planned for tomorrow though

If you are Romain Grosjean at what point do you think “God wants me to die”

Oh, so you enjoy "attacking" football, with healthy teams full of skilled players, where they pass the ball forward and create chances from open play? Listen to yourselves. Grow up.

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

It’s so funny that Jimmy Kimmel is our Marat

The Phillies will release him unharmed if you send 6.57 BTC securely to this untraceable account

Lmao

The Persistence of Memory, by Salvador Dalí, 1931, 📸 by David Ramos

As a lifelong Hyflyers GC fan this is so sad to see

The UAE is joining the new PAC-12.

Would never have happened if Mussolini had only had a BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM

North American sports owners try and not move a team to Las Vegas challenge: (impossible)

“his exact nature has been disputed”

Trevor Bauer completed a no-hitter (in some D league, idk) but watch how his teammates react -- 3 weeks in and they already hate him lol

[3 minute supercut of Trae Young in street clothes clapping on the periphery of timeout huddles]

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

Everyone who had a kid 2019-2020 got this from someone

It’s sort of weird the extent to which this isn’t true at all? It didn’t even really preempt the playoffs and I expect it will be out of the news cycle by tomorrow.

Larry are you… are you jealous I got rushed out by the secret service??

Can I go to Kalshi and bet on “it turns out Blitzer wasn’t even in the same building”

Miserable Hotel

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

I'm an idiot when it comes to tactics but that does seriously seem like a masterstroke by Arsenal's coaching staff, who clearly adjusted their corner routine to try to work short corners into that near edge of the box

Not sure how I feel about these new black and white alternate kits but Arsenal are playing great in them so far so

the NBA.com homepage during LeBron James’ rookie season:

I don’t follow the NFL but if my team had just spent the 13th pick on “Daniel Jones without all the raw athleticism” I probably wouldn’t feel great about it

I’m sorry but when did it become a crime to believe in yourself

Parenthood is getting edits from your spouse on your tooth fairy note to ensure it upholds in-universe consistency like you’re married to Dave fucking Filoni.

roll tide

A 200 foot Branko Boskovic statue astride Audi Field like the Colossus of Rhodes