Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

DCU will gladly pay the transfer fee on Tuesday for a Hamburgerer today

Baltimorioles protesting in force outside the ICE field office. #Baltimore

Van Hollen: "They really think the American people are stupid. I mean, we can all see the video. We saw the video with Renee Good. We saw the video with Alex Pretti. The real domestic terrorists are in the White House right now."

Mike Trout: The nuances of the European model are not properly explained by your average meteorologist Bryce Harper: CLOUDSEEDING

“Greater love hath no man than this: That he lay down his life for his friends.” John 15:13

It just makes you so angry and helpless that half of our country chose this

In SLC and finally met the first Mormon, in my entire fucking life, who wasn’t hot. While a bit sad it was also an incredible run for you guys 🤍

Baseball players used to look so much cooler

I would love for other people to get killed so everyone can know how tough I am personally (no i won’t be doing any fighting) bsky.app/profile/atru...

Hahahahh I KNEW IT

Proud to live in the state that’s going to demand that Mike Johnson seat BOFA

Can someone smarter than me explain the Rodman contract in terms of cap space. Cap is $3.5 mil, “Rodman rule” allows teams to spend up to $1 million above cap on a HIP, Rodman’s agent says salary is ~$2 million a year. So does ~$1 million not count and -$1 million count against the cap?

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Hell yeah

Let’s fucking goooooo

Kash Patel, Liverpool fan

It is so fundamentally revealing of the far right world view in America that they can only believe people take action for financial gain. Charity, community, civic commitment, moral beliefs are alien to them.

Wow, Bezos’s space hotel and Musk’s robots all in the same year!

Via @gettyimages.com

Trying to imagine my parents in their 40s getting stoked out of their minds for a Howdy Doody relaunch

All the relentless negativity around my company’s flagship product, candles that smell like microwaved fish, is hurting society and has done a lot of damage

Nice

Francis Scott Off Key is up there with "I bet it's spelled B-O-R-E-D" in the pantheon of '90s TV jokes

Iceland at Davos

When a European tells us how awful Trump is and how fucked we are on the global stage

Without America, "right now, you'd all be speaking German" Trump tells an audience in Switzerland.

look fair enough but i never know what any of us are supposed to do with this information lol

This is what happens when your tray table is not in the fully upright and locked position at takeoff, people

PRIORS CONFIRMED

jesus nailed on to score with a cross like that

IT WAS THEN THAT I CARRIED YOU

kelty comic this week about to make the onion store a zillion dollars

NO

Bodo Glimt sounds like a Filoni Star Wars character

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Haha we see you cameraman

Haha holy shit Fernando Mendoza

If we “defund the police” then who will field dozens of calls from an active kidnapping and just kind of get annoyed and shrug because the victims could not predict where the kidnapper would leave them.

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"

I love the idea the Miami has all these legends on their sideline and then hopefully somewhere with Indiana is like Antwaan Randle El.

The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains