I had kind of talked myself into Darryn Peterson at 1 *if healthy* - just feel like he has a combo of downhill ability to get to the basket and elite perimeter shooting we haven't seen before and has a higher ceiling than anyone else in the draft. But super excited about Dybantsa.

The donor could have been literally anyone on Earth except for one person

These are the guys worried about Pride this weekend?

Wish these media vultures would respect that Buster Posey is only here to talk about Qualcomm

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Tottenham DNA smdh

uh, wait, how is that not a penalty

what will he do today

Ayyyy I’m at the Whirled Cup

Celebrating Father’s Day with my kids at Mets-Phillies, and my 7yo son doing work in the Phillies coloring book they gave him. Being a dad rocks.

Imagine signing up to do one weekend a month so you could help your fellow Americans and pay for trade school and then ending up standing around DC in summertime in full fatigues yelling people who approach a pond

DOS A CER-AURRRRR

Socceroos ain’t got CONCACAF speed paaaaawwwwwwlllll

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

I’ll say this much: for all the criticisms you can level at this World Cup, and that is a copious amount, the one service that it has provided is in making Alexi Lalas the subject of international scorn and ridicule.

Instructions unclear, swamped the drain

trying to remember some things that suck about Australia —spiders —Andrew Bogut —different name for Burger King —too good at swimming —everybody good-looking (makes me feel bad)

Richard Pryor didn’t pay his taxes first 50 years ago, Mencia is such a fucking hack

This is what they make the American guy look like in anime

CA-NA-DA! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 CA-NA-DA! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 CA-NA-DA! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

….teenager?

TFW you steal a point off DR Congo

If you're waiting to make fun of Cristiano Ronaldo, PLEASE STAY IN LINE

The five people who give me a like on every tweet I do

Adidas really went out there and somehow made an ugly Argentina home shirt. Impossible is nothing.

MLS has really sharpened Messi’s game imo

International diplomacy is like jazz, it’s more about the terms the warring nation-states don’t agree to

Don’t want to jinx it but I think Democrats have finally found a winning message for midterms

My “acting with complete integrity” shirt etc etc

What none of the critics mocking them seem to understand is that in Spain it is actually quite common to take a mid-afternoon [Peggy Hill voice] siesta

Is it carbon monoxide

Last week of school fuck yeah

In a way this was a perfect encapsulation of the entire UFC organization. It’s stupid, crass, problematic, and its undeniable fashy elements make it impossible to ethically consume. But the core product, at its best, is more compelling than just about anything else in sports.

Derrick Lewis on the mic in front of Trump is probably too much to hope for. Unless…

My review of the UFC White House thing so far

This is tacky as all get out, but we may be about to watch a foreigner beat the absolute shit out of Michael Chandler on the White House lawn and that’s not nothing

A bunch of retired cage fighters sitting around the White House giving us weather updates and talking about freedom, happy birthday America

I listened to Warren Barton for about 10 minutes last night and switching over to Telemundo was such an easy choice

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Mamdani fixed Ferrari too, this guy is unbelievable

Things are going on in New York right that people may not understand for thousands of years

The green is meant to symbolize the envy the rest of the world feels because America has never been hotter.

Allison, I know that goal is killin' you

John Strong said the last multi-goal scorer in a WC match was Bert Patenaude in 1930 but Aldo “Buff” Donelli scored four goals against Mexico in 1934, in the play-in game. I’m going to die alone.

VAR Mistaken Identity

Having to watch The Prestige again to figure out what the fuck was going on

Who first spotted and oversaw the development of Balogun to turn him into potent attacking force peaking in time for a USA home World Cup? My fellow Americans you know that Mssr. Arsene Wenger has gone and done it again.

This is so disorienting I am not sure how to feel about it

Favorite Balogun fact is that his middle name is Jerry