Weird, I could sworn it was 30 Bulgarian bodybuilders or whatever

OLDBOY (2003)

Nobody wants to work anymore

Sorry but it's hilarious that he's absolutely calling ABC out for being bitchmade for his earlier shakedown and telling them he's gonna do it again. He even says "they gave me". Lol. Not even "they were forced to pay."

LFGM

The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated

How I feel whenever I order a pastrami sandwich

She's going to talk to the UN's manager

Erika Kirk next week

Mike Gundy to Liberty, who says no

Grim stuff here from the new Maryland athletic director, offering a preview of what's coming for a lot of college sports fans. Said with glee! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGs2...

Man. I knew Gundy’s time was up but this still hits me pretty hard.

Me playing Civ 5 on Easy Mode

Theme song for Rapture Day:

What time is the rapture, trying to figure out whether to take an early or late lunch

Oklahoma State’s phone right now

🤷

this is hell www.theverge.com/tech/782540/...

If the rapture does happen tomorrow, I want it noted for the record for all eternity that the 2025 Mets did not technically “miss the playoffs” or “choke like dogs”

Crazy coincidence that they’re hiring his son

dudes rock

Right wingers discovering GWAR in 2025 is killing me

Mets really going to blow this, huh

The problem with those books is that (in addition to being terrible to read) is that they work in the way right wingers think liberal propaganda tries to function, by brute force indoctrination. If you want your kid to be a lib teach them good values and read Click Clack Moo or The Lorax.

[double checks to make sure Nimmo was in the lineup today and didn’t try this] lmao

Sainz podium, let’s go

We’re like two media mergers away from being literally unable to see what is happening in a game through the pop ups and promos for gambling apps and wrestling things

Remember when campus free speech crusaders FIRE’s response to peaceful Gaza protesters being arrested and expelled was “hey they may have violated student codes of conduct, what do you expect”

Tweeted this on the morning of the Niners-Eagles NFCCG.

More like Luke Fick-sin’ to have some conversations about his buyout amirite

Tyler from Spartanburg getting ready for Dabo’s radio show this week

“Day to day with a lower body injury” is every day of your 40s, unfortunately, Ovi

Front row

Baku qualifying longer than the runtime of John Wick (2014)

Baku qualifying. More stopping and starting than Atlanta traffic.

this exists it is called thinking

Charlie Kirk would be so proud of kicking a straight white man off tv and replacing him with Steve Harvey 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

One America News Network is reporting that many of the points scored by Tulsa tonight are fraudulent and that Mike Gundy may be able to win the game by presenting an alternate, LEGITIMATE set of points to vice president of the Big 12

I had to temporarily unlock my dormant account on the bird site to save the little video clip of Vin Scully meeting the 19-year-old Kershaw's curveball for the first time in March 2008, and bestowing a nickname for the ages: "Public Enemy Number One"

Adolph Doerk

I don’t say this lightly but I have been watching Oklahoma State football for almost forty years now and this might be the worst team I’ve ever seen them field

Bracelet guy running the FBI huh

BRB going to try this at the deli when they ask me to pay them money for a sandwich

Sad state of affairs that Republicans don’t even respect Charlie Kirk enough to declare a new national holiday that federal employees would get off work every year smdh

Today a reading from St. Charlie’s letter to the Proud Boys