Julia Alonzo
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about 1 hour ago
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NEVER IN DOUBT KNICKS IN 4
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about 1 hour ago
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FUCK
about 1 hour ago
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Wemby standing at the bench has real slenderman vibes
about 4 hours ago
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I was just crossing 5th Ave in Brooklyn and a car tried to drive through the cross walk. A woman in front of me wearing four inch platforms smacked the hood of the car while I yelled “what the fuck are you doing asshole” and when he started yelling back at us she kicked his bumper. Knicks in 4
about 10 hours ago
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80s - Clue 90s - Jurassic Park 00s - Zoolander 10s - Mad Max: Fury Road 20s - Sinners
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about 17 hours ago
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Jake (Real)
2 days ago
STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE
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I would die for Jalen Brunson
2 days ago
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CHALAMET SIGHTING, BACK ON TOP
2 days ago
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Ok I know he is a phenomenal athlete but wemby runs like phoebe buffay
2 days ago
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THE HARE KRISHNA GUYS IN DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN ARE WEARING ORANGE KNICKS T-SHIRTS WITH THEIR ROBES!!!!
2 days ago
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Shocked it took me until 11:45am today to say “Knicks in 4” on a work conference call
3 days ago
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My kid’s school’s spring show was tonight. The theme was “under the big top.” Please enjoy the completely unhinged program we just witnessed
3 days ago
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95% sure the company that sells this shirt is a scam that will steal my financial information, thinking about buying it anyway
4 days ago
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Sorry to brag about my kid on main but Jack, 7, drew the octopus on the left just by looking at the printout on the right. No tracing or help from an adult
5 days ago
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Sorry but the OKC t shirts are some real “graphic design is my passion” shit
6 days ago
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Help now my cats are reminding me of the sheep
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6 days ago
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Adding myself to the growing number of people that the sheep movie made cry
6 days ago
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None of these words are in the Bible
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6 days ago
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Love my new little morning ritual of finding out I don’t know where any place on earth is
7 days ago
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Amanda and West are the new Heidi and Spencer and I regret to inform you that means West will be running for public office in 2046
8 days ago
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Watching the national spelling bee with my kid after practicing for his 2nd grade spelling bee and he is in AWE of these words
8 days ago
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Excuse me who would like to talk to me about my WIDOW’S BAY THEORIES
9 days ago
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Wearing a blazer *and* a belt today. Please give me a raise
10 days ago
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The way that Train Dreams made me uncontrollably sob
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10 days ago
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I am now a Knicks fan for life. This is incredible shit
11 days ago
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
11 days ago
@nycsanitation.bsky.social
I’d like to report a sweep
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Brad Lander
11 days ago
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Greatest city in the world
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11 days ago
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Strongly recommend becoming a fan of a team immediately before they go on a crazy playoff run
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11 days ago
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Not sure if my kid is more excited about the Knicks being up 12 points at the end of the first quarter or the skeletons in the Guillermo del toro tequila commercial
11 days ago
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Adding transitions lenses to those meta ai glasses, because they needed to find a way to make them even less cool
11 days ago
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She unquestionably orders her bagel toasted and scooped out
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12 days ago
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Screens are fine
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12 days ago
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Where my mind goes whenever there’s Bluesky bubble discourse
12 days ago
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We can’t rule out the possibility that the entire Iran war was just a long con to get trump out of going to his kid’s wedding
13 days ago
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Just 2 lifelong Knicks fans
13 days ago
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Explaining Iron Chef to someone who has never seen it will make you feel truly insane
13 days ago
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Drinking a Celsius on the way to a winery. I contain multitudes
13 days ago
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San Antonio-born Gurt Sherm
13 days ago
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We’re losing the ancient texts
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15 days ago
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I’ve been in back to back meetings since 9:30
16 days ago
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I realize this is almost certainly a scam but also I’m sure I hate someone in British Columbia
17 days ago
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Yo dawg
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18 days ago
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captain bleach
19 days ago
jesus christ do i have to do everything around here
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Why yes it WAS beautiful all weekend why do you ask
19 days ago
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The curious case of Benjamin Button and Grogu
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20 days ago
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I regret to inform everyone that it is PERFECT in New York City today, everyone who lives here is going to be insufferable
20 days ago
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Look I am incredibly sorry about this but if I am being honest my answer is Johnny Depp 1990-2000
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22 days ago
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There are TOO MANY SUMMER HOUSE TIMELINES. I am supposed to keep track of where they are on the show and where they are at the reunion and where they are in real life and ALSO HAVE A FULL TIME JOB???
24 days ago
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