I just gasped in a 20+ person meeting

He has reached his final form: a dick tracey villain

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

I cannot overstate just how many 67 memes have been shared on the 2nd grade remote school zoom chat this morning

It has been snowing for 3.5 hours and Jack is negotiating a tiered allowance structure

my wife saw this and left me??

*this* is terrorism, Jesus fucking Christ

I regret to inform you that I have found myself on meteorology Reddit

I am so tired and yet I cannot turn this off

I know it’s all bad but “although it will always be predominant” is the part that’s making me truly feel insane

Words cannot express how much I miss Burritoville

Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram

Bears fans may be the most unhinged of the entire NFL fan base

Imagine Tom Brady trying to order a Pizza Hut pizza. “Excuse me do you have any without nightshades? I’m intolerant”

Excuse me does Bo Nix have frosted tips

Proud to report that Jack just asked to listen to Silver Springs and then asked if she really cast a spell on the man playing guitar

L, and I cannot stress this enough, OL

Hey guys quick question should we buy Saks

Finally starting this season of the Traitors and I would like to remind everyone that an essential part of my lore is that Alan Cumming once kissed me square on the mouth

Do not mess with Tony Kushner.

There is an instagram trend right now of people posting their photos from 2016 and that’s really not the thing I need to see tonight

Aaron Rodgers is wearing one of those silicon wedding rings while playing tonight because he wants you to KNOW that he is MARRIED to a REAL LIVE WOMAN

Nick Chubb!

“I’m lonely when the only other person at home is you” - lyrics from an emo song or things my 7 year old said to me on our walk home from school

Trying to distract myself so I turned on the eagles game and the first thing I hear is “I’m Boomer Esaison. My mom died of cancer. That’s why life insurance is so important.” This is going to be a long week

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and a pic of the band I don’t remember which one was first but within a couple of weeks of each other during the summer I was 11 my parents took me to see James Taylor and Phil Collins at the Sandstone Amphitheater in Bonner Springs, Kansas

Waiting for Jack to get a hair cut and an (adult) customer comes in. His stylist asks “How was your weekend?” “Oh I got kicked out of a nightclub at 9 this morning. Long story.” He offered no further details.

Mad respect to Heated Rivalry for giving me 6 hours about hockey and I have learned literally nothing new about the sport

It is January 9, the world is hell, I’m solo parenting, my kid has a broken arm, the 10th anniversary of my mom dying is next week, so yeah I’m going to open a $60 bottle of wine that I may drink one and a half glasses of before I pass out

There is only one correct answer

Just yelled “WHY DOES ANYONE THINK I WANT TO TALK TO THEM” at my ringing phone if you’re wondering how 2026 is going for me so far

Wow I was not prepared for the parental anxiety of dropping your kid off with a broken elbow on the first day after winter break

I don’t know if there’s an NFL team with as much of a disconnect between how much I hate the team versus how much I love the coach as the Steelers and Mike Tomlin

Ok the anti-AI Ninja Turtles short they showed before the movie started rules

Taking my kid to the new SpongeBob movie this afternoon because I apparently haven’t been overstimulated enough this winter break

Couldn’t even spring for the portable black out curtains they sell on Amazon for when you’re traveling with a newborn

In some ways it’s refreshing how honest they’re being

Me waking up this morning

Honestly shocking to see hockey conversations on here but they’re about actual hockey not heated rivalry

January 1: “After all of last year’s drama, I hope 2026 is easy and boring.” January 2:

ROLL THE TROPHY STAGE OFF THE FIELD, GIVE PETE GOLDING A DRY SHIRT

Wowowowowowwwwwww

I do not have a rooting interest in either of these teams and yet I may not survive if it goes into OT

Oh my goddddd

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Nice to meet you, I’m postpartum depression

That was some yakety sax ass clock management

Maybe the targeting was the friends we made along the way

Brunch will be both mandatory and bottomless