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NEVER IN DOUBT KNICKS IN 4

FUCK

Wemby standing at the bench has real slenderman vibes

I was just crossing 5th Ave in Brooklyn and a car tried to drive through the cross walk. A woman in front of me wearing four inch platforms smacked the hood of the car while I yelled “what the fuck are you doing asshole” and when he started yelling back at us she kicked his bumper. Knicks in 4

80s - Clue 90s - Jurassic Park 00s - Zoolander 10s - Mad Max: Fury Road 20s - Sinners

STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE

I would die for Jalen Brunson

CHALAMET SIGHTING, BACK ON TOP

Ok I know he is a phenomenal athlete but wemby runs like phoebe buffay

THE HARE KRISHNA GUYS IN DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN ARE WEARING ORANGE KNICKS T-SHIRTS WITH THEIR ROBES!!!!

Shocked it took me until 11:45am today to say “Knicks in 4” on a work conference call

My kid’s school’s spring show was tonight. The theme was “under the big top.” Please enjoy the completely unhinged program we just witnessed

95% sure the company that sells this shirt is a scam that will steal my financial information, thinking about buying it anyway

Sorry to brag about my kid on main but Jack, 7, drew the octopus on the left just by looking at the printout on the right. No tracing or help from an adult

Sorry but the OKC t shirts are some real “graphic design is my passion” shit

Help now my cats are reminding me of the sheep

Adding myself to the growing number of people that the sheep movie made cry

None of these words are in the Bible

Love my new little morning ritual of finding out I don’t know where any place on earth is

Amanda and West are the new Heidi and Spencer and I regret to inform you that means West will be running for public office in 2046

Watching the national spelling bee with my kid after practicing for his 2nd grade spelling bee and he is in AWE of these words

Excuse me who would like to talk to me about my WIDOW’S BAY THEORIES

Wearing a blazer *and* a belt today. Please give me a raise

The way that Train Dreams made me uncontrollably sob

I am now a Knicks fan for life. This is incredible shit

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

🧹🧹🧹🧹

Greatest city in the world

Strongly recommend becoming a fan of a team immediately before they go on a crazy playoff run

Not sure if my kid is more excited about the Knicks being up 12 points at the end of the first quarter or the skeletons in the Guillermo del toro tequila commercial

Adding transitions lenses to those meta ai glasses, because they needed to find a way to make them even less cool

She unquestionably orders her bagel toasted and scooped out

Screens are fine

Where my mind goes whenever there’s Bluesky bubble discourse

We can’t rule out the possibility that the entire Iran war was just a long con to get trump out of going to his kid’s wedding

Just 2 lifelong Knicks fans

Explaining Iron Chef to someone who has never seen it will make you feel truly insane

Drinking a Celsius on the way to a winery. I contain multitudes

We’re losing the ancient texts

I’ve been in back to back meetings since 9:30

I realize this is almost certainly a scam but also I’m sure I hate someone in British Columbia

Yo dawg

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

Why yes it WAS beautiful all weekend why do you ask

The curious case of Benjamin Button and Grogu

I regret to inform everyone that it is PERFECT in New York City today, everyone who lives here is going to be insufferable

Look I am incredibly sorry about this but if I am being honest my answer is Johnny Depp 1990-2000

There are TOO MANY SUMMER HOUSE TIMELINES. I am supposed to keep track of where they are on the show and where they are at the reunion and where they are in real life and ALSO HAVE A FULL TIME JOB???