Unfortunately it is a swastika

No one prepares you for how perimenopause cuts into the sweater weather window

have not been very online this week, the senate candidate in Maine has a what now

*cracks knuckles*

I lived in Seattle during the Ken Griffey Jr. years, it is *crazy* they’ve never been to the World Series

“Oh no mom, those star people you don’t like scored again” - Jack on the cowboys beating the commanders

I am living for the sumo wrestlers having fun playing tourists while preparing for the sumo tournament in London

My newest work nemesis is a Texas fan

I’m sorry the Texas Kentucky score is what

I just saw a TikTok where a gen z woman said the reason they like wearing socks is that socks give them “that cool cankle look”

Preposterous. A UNC kickoff at 10:30pm, things of that nature

Tag yourself I’m Bedcab Av St

the official white house account posting “what’s up, bluesky?” has never before seen levels of “how do you do fellow kids” energy

Update: it has now been 4 weeks

My answer is obviously Flagpole Sitta but thank you for reminding me of the existence of This Time Around by Hanson which is an absolute banger

This UVA rally — which is sponsored by student, faculty, & staff groups — will protest the Trump regime's efforts to take over American universities & demand that UVA not cooperate, as it did this summer. Friday, noon, at the Rotunda. C-ville community members are encouraged to attend.

Solo parenting, day 1 of 7. Questions during bedtime included “mom, did you watch your mom die” and “after your mom died what did you do with her body”

At least the bots haven’t yet learned to recognize our cultural touch points

Totally not the point but her blush looks awful and her curls desperately need to be brushed out. Not a single one of these ghouls can find a decent glam team

Saw two people at the gym this morning who were definitely on a gym date and it was both exceptionally pure and also annoying as hell

amazon sending a print catalog filled with children’s toys to every house that has ever ordered a children’s product off of amazon may be the most diabolical thing jeff bezos has done yet

Absolute cinema

Oh my god this one really sucks (And I am blocking on sight anyone who trashes First Wives Club or the Father of the Bride movies)

I wonder if anyone has ever been watching a random episode of house hunters international and seen their therapist

In a lot of ways I am a cheese snob and in another life I work at a place like Murray’s. But also: queso made from velveeta and rotel is fucking delicious

Finally looked up what all of the “friend” ads I’ve been seeing all over the subways are for and jesus christ we are living in hell

i was going to type something mean about jim harbaugh but my phone autocorrected harbaugh to garnish and i think that’s mean enough

Inside of you there are two wolves. They are friends

I was up scrolling in the middle of the night and saw a take that said Nickelback got the hate that Maroon 5 deserved and I’m not saying it’s right but man did it stick with me

Is the immense stupidity of this take what’s making Bluesky run slowly tonight

“There is some Cavalier magic” THAT IS THE SMELL OF HORSES MIXED WITH DAY OLD JUNGLE JUICE MY MAN

*clears throat* *sits up straight* *adjusts glasses* WAHOOWA

Jack: “Mom who do you want to win?” Me: “UCLA” Jack: “Why do you want them to win?” Me: “They’re the underdog. Also I don’t like the team they’re playing, Penn State” Jack: “Why don’t you like Penn State?” @livingboyinny.bsky.social: 😬 Me: “They have a bad history” Jack: *shrugs* Me: *exhales*

These bus detours are *killing me*

I had gone *so long* without knowing what Bari Weiss looked like you guys

Haven’t listened yet but from what you all are saying this seems to sum up the album

Happy “I can finally wear my brown suede baseball cap that I bought in May” weather day to me

Anytime someone uses a double negative it takes all of my willpower to stop myself from saying “I’m not NOT licking toads”

Setting aside the fact that this is completely and utterly insane, didn’t he say this before? Like a couple of months ago

The Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham reunion they’ve been teasing for months

SOON

Just convinced an older man waiting behind me in the Walgreens vaccine line to get a covid shot along with the flu shot he came for. He was worried about side effects; I told him that I always feel sick the next day but it’s manageable and worth it. DOING MY PART

UVA stops FSU's last pass and absolute bedlam ensues, don't miss the fan flipping Castellanos the bird and recording it on his phone

Holy mother of god

I wanted to relax tonight

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

What in the WORLD

There’s the uva football program I know and love