Canada, another school, etc

Always a delight when there's "no delays" but wait times look like this

Sometimes opinions are unpopular for a reason

How The Internet is Used Today 1. Fascism 2. Getting mad about Star Wars

"I suspect my wallet has a defect, can you inspect it?" he added

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

Today.

You have 3 days to prepare for AL MVP DISCOURSE APOCALYPSE

Nate's brain has been fully cooked to an internal temperature of 165 degrees

Me five years ago: Tattoos? Not for me? Me now: got #3 booked

It's the same thing that happened last time!

☑️ Residents of White Queens ☑️ Showed up at a public comment session You KNOW you're in for some terrible takes

And Dems aren't afraid of their base because they'd rather lose than move an inch to the left. The whole system kinda breaks down if one side doesn't care if they do great harm and the other doesn't mind losing elections.

It's very annoying being in New York and represented by two of the worst senators!

Angus Serf

My kid is drinking tea and watching Great British Bake Off, I fear I'm raising an anglophile

Watching old Desus and Mero clips and hoping they'll realize they need each other at some point

Doing this for just 5k is some Eric Adams shit

Shout out to the older kid next to us on the train who heard me mention the Switch and gave us a 10 minute monologue about Donkey Kong

Please rate my kid's pants

Never mess with Joyce Carol Posts

trump wanting the stadium named after him reminds me that there was a time when the president was not the main character of every event of every day

Sir this is obscene

Looking for miscreants seven floors below

Just discovered a spider in my bed right before going to sleep which I really don't appreciate

LOOGY must have been the best job in the world

How do you people have these different era pics ready to go, I'd have to call my parents

I can't believe we keep losing to these morons

Me, writing a brief arguing that poor people should starve: I'm a good guy and this is what I went to law school for

The gap between how the press describes his campaign and what it actually was is massive. From reading the papers you'd think Israel was his #1 issue.

Whatever your politics the scoreboard shows that this guy is poison

The new James Garfield series on Netflix is the most dad-coded (complimentary) thing I've watched in awhile

No! No!!

We are nothing if not dedicated posters

....like the buy one, get one free deal at Subway, with whom I'm proud to announce a partnership

Getting a big sloppy chicken parm sandwich for dinner

I'm glad about this but it's still infuriating how many people proclaim to be shocked that the guy is doing what he campaigned on doing.

barely a metaphor lmao

For those unaware: if you're invited to a Shabbat dinner you will have to "participate" in zero rituals. You'll listen to a few blessings and then eat a tasty meal.

Anyone looking for a job? www.teamworkonline.com/baseball-job...

The man has Senioritis like you wouldn't believe.

They will continue to do do until Batman reveals his secret identity

Coworker talking about how he doesn't like Trump but he respects his nice buildings.....?

I mean it's the first time I can remember that we had a candidate who was a regular transit rider. It was refreshing!