Bleak stuff.

The whole sports internet is devastated by the massive underdog losing their shocking championship bid in the final minutes of the season (Five minutes later) I am thrilled to inform you the massive underdog’s fans have bad politics

For you to understand how much the world has changed, in the 1970s as a second grader we were REQUIRED to watch the TV show adaptation of ROOTS. REQUIRED. www.knoxnews.com/story/news/e...

This is not a "controversy" or a "dispute" about casting. It's a racist position being echoed and amplified by other racists. Journalists need to learn to use the word "racist" much more freely; right now, too many publications treat it as unprovable unless self-reported.

Throwback to the halcyon days of the Nats doing a promotion where they fired Italian sausages into the crowd until I assume they hit someone who kept kosher with a flying pork product.

concession lines are getting longer at the same rate games are getting shorter, eventually approaching the fateful day when you will get to the stadium, get in line and then the game will end as soon as you get your food.

You’ve seen him pitch. He didn’t earn it.

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Not at all the point here, but if we’re assuming the historicity of Homer, he was blind and in the most literal possible way didn’t see race.

1. Up-up 2. Down-down 3. Left-right 4. B-A 5. Select 6. Start

none of these people actually want to be doing the job. they want to be celebrities

Bump.

Mitch Marner being this good in the second round for the not Leafs is an incredible bit

The cost? $20 million To send new parents home with like, two months worth of diapers. These conservative freaks spend all their time screeching about birth rates and shit but offer one (1) pro-child benefit and they do this shit.

This is a funny headline that becomes infuriating when you learn it happened at the USS Arizona Memorial. It’s like asking to make s’mores at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

it’s vice signaling all the way down; trump has only contempt for virtue, and he attracts and sorts for people who share that contempt. dignity and virtue are barriers to entering and remaining within his orbit.

Virginians can help with this by planting a peach tree. This is year three of ours (pre-fruit thinning).

This is what happens when the grocery stores are full of garbage California peaches instead of delicious Georgia and SC peaches, most of which don’t travel far.

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

Yes.

If you can set aside the racial aspect (LOL), this also gets to the conservatives - and large sections of media - belief that urban areas are some how fake and the only “real” concerns are those of far flung rural voters.

Syndergaard is such a perfect avatar for the MAHA movement – a guy who probably cost himself several hundred million dollars via his persistent belief in quack medicine, most famously the time he refused an MRI while playing with a partially torn muscle then pitched again and fully tore it

A year ago, the Nationals would have reacted to a second inning grand slam by just accepting defeat and trying to get out of there so CJ Abrams could make it to the Cincinnati Hard Rock Casino. Davey would have been impotently muttering about something. Probably Gen Z players. But not this season!

The sadly qualifier here is undoubtedly true in the current climate, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that Democrats by and large really believe in small D democracy and that is a good thing we need more of.

I am very tired of the stupid-savvy 'oh you think politicians were honest before Donald Trump' take, like yes there has in fact been a qualitative change in the way modern american politics have been conducted that is largely attributable to him, and is bad.

Elite media’s fixation on the relative minor goings on at elite universities is simultaneously the weirdest thing and the most understandable thing of all time.

The ideal social media experience is firing off niche inside jokes for between 19-31 people.

Social media is where your intrusive thoughts go. It does not have to be praxis. You needn't optimize your dicking around.

No. We are not doing another “neighbor brought me chili, here’s why that’s problematic” discourse. Stop. No.

Kevin Smith’s Pride & Prejudice

back-to-back lengthy, contradictory reviews of two different aspects of an alleged goal that, after several minutes, result in no change in score. now thats why we love the playoffs!

We can tell.

Was the fourth rule: “If the missus gives you some lip go ahead and punch that bitch in the face”?

So is “Cap’s going up, gotta spend on someone” or “Columbus Tax”? The answer is both.

I really can’t state strongly enough how utterly stupid this is. Once you eliminate taxes for a class you will never be able to bring them back. And it WILL domino. Eliminating taxes and privatizing everything is the republicans’ end goal. Do not help them!!!

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

I do not believe Lane Kiffin when he says his decision to leave Ole Miss for LSU was driven by anti-racism but I am absolutely accepting it as a Woke 2 indicator

I just saw a Post Opinion video for the first time this weekend and it was some chud crying that taxes fund Metro but he doesn’t ride and that’s not fair. No one lets me fly an F-35 but my taxes still pay for it. When am I getting my jet ride?

This is what really puts the lie to the “don’t cancel, the people there are still doing meaningful work” line. A few of them are, many of them are not, and the owner only cares about the latter. Been a subscriber since 2003 but I’m out when my sub runs in August.

For someone I’ve never heard of, following up “We should start smoking again because nihilism pairs with being cool” with whatever this is is a good way to place yourself in the “Crank to be Mocked” file.

Final tally: 12 chickens Two left whole 12 boneless skinless breasts 8 bone-in split breasts 40 wing segments 12 tenderloins 4 boneless skinless thighs 4 leg quarters 12 bone-in thighs 16 drumsticks Pot of stock Total: $68

And if a “bad” destination wins, we should have an isolation camera on the consensus top pick.

a happy Jefferson Davis Gets Captured By US Cavalry While Attempting To Escape In His Wife's Clothes Day to all who celebrate

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Flyers-Canes

Just a couple of regular blue-collar guys from Philly who got priced out of playoff tickets by dastardly Knicks fans!

There are four (4) teams in the American League above .500.

always trade your prospects, kids