"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Caps hockey and smoked chicken nachos. We are so back.

There's an art to writing a bad review of a bomb movie or terrible restaurant ... this is fully in that spirit.

Maybe next year will be the year ESPN figures out how to properly mix their ice-level mics with their commentary audio.

ESPN has roughly 12 billion announcers and hosts and infinite resources to add to that total… why they have Levy and Buccigross do remote play by when they both kinda suck at it is beyond me.

Those are some, uh, significant asterisks

I give this 3.5 out of 5 Howies.

BUMP

Managers get a lot of undeserved grief for making mostly conventional decisions that don’t work out (the other guys are professionals too). But when teams make a lot of fundamental or mental mistakes, that’s on the manager.

Is it a good sign for the sport that during the ALDS were getting prepper survival food kit ads?

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

A crummy commercial

Things like this make me hopeful we can solve our problems despite it all.

I think this is correct, and for a lot Trump era abuses right in the justice sense. But, I hate where it will ultimately take us… just endless cycles of retribution against the electoral out group until… when exactly?

Why, what happened?

On top of everything, these people are all just tremendous tryhard dorks.

Is it that, or AMC deciding to limit everyone’s access to the premium theaters to screen a Taylor Swift infomercial?

A thing that we all will need to reckon with down the line is the way these people are just shredding the credibility of institutions (law enforcement, investigative agencies, government lawyers, etc etc)… that’s gonna take time to reestablish

Garbage Kyle alert in Philadelphia

Editor in chief, city editor, features editor

He famously beefed with Disney after they breached an agreement he had to work for scale if they agreed to not use his voice in merchandising after Aladdin. To say he'd hate this is probably an understatement.

If you aren’t allowed to boo the opposing team’s best player then fold up sports there is no point

Don’t boo him because he’s on the opposing team in a playoff game. Boo him because he’s a compulsive gambler who let his friend go to prison for him.

Biden‘s age is a red herring here… Tapper decided he must be destroyed when he followed through on ending the Afghan War.

Can’t believe Frank and Stevenson cleared (Yes I can). Wonder if Big Mac just stays on IR for a while as a vibes guy.

Giving the nation’s most maladjusted cranks a heckler’s veto over … everything has been a disaster.

setting aside the economics of running a restaurant that have forced this, i really love that you can find places like this in most american cities now

“When legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

this is like half of r/ups now

if you ask the average American to describe what they think a tougher immigration system should look like, they will describe something a degree of magnitude softer and more generous than the current reality. The lesson here is that people are both better and dumber than they appear.

The Louvre of Bluesky is Libs of TikTok for leftists and it's embarrassing that anything they say has a large footprint here

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

A small suggestion for Yankee fans

Should of signed

Twitter just cooks your brain like a sous vide machine

bo nix | no bix

I'm wheezing.

"nearly all 12 apostles". Cowards. Let me chat with AI Judas.

it would be a good move, imo. get an adult in the dressing room, bring your kids out to the ballpark to see a genuine legend.

Miami's 26-game winless streak comes to an end in the season opener. The RedHawks beat Ferris State 6-4 in Oxford. Canisius transfer Matteo Giampa with two goals. It's Miami's first win in 342 days.

Bump. Happy this goldbricking ass ended his team’s season.

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

eat shit, Nathaniel Lowe

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It was probably a bad sign for his postseason chances that Connelly Early looks like Clayton Kershaw's stunt double.

Yes, New College is incredibly inefficient but it also dropped 60(!) spots on the US News & World Report rankings. Not easy! Everytime Chris Rufo is introduced as an impt voice in higher ed, remember that the one time he had a hand in running an institution has been a disaster. Competence matters.

Reading this quote as I write an essay about declining literacy proficiency in American high school students.