If the porn industry can’t find a use for it, and the House of Mouse can’t find a use for it… well buddy I sure hope nobody bet the economy on building data-centres for it.

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

Without getting into the specifics of this digital pass system, these systems are good and useful for reducing in-school truancy and instances of violence or other nonsense.

BlueSky is BlueSkying here, but this would be a pretty unambiguous Democratic win here. This is the Underpants Gnomes of legislative strategy, except both steps two & three are just big ???? (& it burns congressional Rs one reconciliation bill for the year on things that aren't really possible)

"I'm doing my part!"

Man, fuck off....

Benedict Arnold was also a great man, a leader of men, and a brilliant military tatician. There is exactly one monument to him in the United States, honoring his military victory at the Battle of Saratoga, but it does not contain his name or any identifying information because he was a traitor.

"I can't find my legs Charlie."

Big screen for big purchase, little screen for little purchase it’s science

It’s true but he shouldn’t say it.

Thinking about how people were convinced Mike Babcock was a genius when his toughest job for a decade was tapping Nick Lidstrom on the shoulder and saying “You’re up.”

Luckily for the Rangers there’s a bunch of games on tonight.

An actual war hero from Maine, Joshua Chamberlain, quit his job at a college and learned how to defeat Lee by reading a book about how to be a military officer. He read a book. Anyway. They should have hanged Lee outside the White House.

Lee was .500 and lost the most important battle he ever lined up for. Miss me with this great man of brilliance shit.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Real statement on the state of the team when we're not even pretending to market the individual players

I'm tired of hearing from this guy about fucking everything. I don't need to know what he thinks about the NCAA or Mueller's death or this.

A little surprised they didn’t flip some 2/3 seeds to try and boost some regional attendance without really messing with the bracket too much. Duluth to Sioux Falls, Providence to Albany, Wisconsin to Loveland & Cornell to Worcester all might get a fee extra people in the building.

"I think using old turns of phrase are great because they bridge the gaps between generations and create a sense of cultural collectivism."

if any of y’all are old enough to remember how long we’ve been wailing about the death of the original Yahoo scoreboard, haven’t gotten to test this during football yet but it’s the closest approximation we’ve ever seen

Thousands of spring breakers getting non consensual patdowns from the least professional goons going should do wonders for their reputations. Surely this won’t backfire

RETVRN

somebody's taking the news real hard

Weird we only get pocketwatching stories like this about Michael B. Jordan and Sinners’ budget etc…

seems cheap for a proven box office draw across genres. hope he's also asking for a lot of points.

In some ways this explains the Warren-Platner thing, but doesn’t excuse it. That said, even if I agree, not loving “Dems in Disarray” spilling out into the Journal tbh.

Driving in Alexandria and can we just make the intersection of Braddock, King and Quaker a traffic circle already?

Trump take concert.

Sean Penn's characters really bookend this phenomenon perfectly.

I know what they're showing when Luther Vandross croons "it's more than a contest, it's more than a race"

It didn’t matter, and he’s lost a step, but put Ovi out for ENG defense. Scoring is the best defense and he’s still great at it.

I look forward to a Shark's tell-all memoir. "there I was... briefly married to Robert Evans, barely able to get any work"

Ground stop at DCA? What gives?

L-and I cannot emphasize this enough-MAO

i have to concede: that's very funny

Why is every other ad during March Madness for the scammiest looking phone games? Bring back dick pills and regular gambling ads.

absolutely wild how the internet has become everything they were warning about it being in the late 90s, but since the guys making bank off the scams are now white dudes in suits whose daddies paid for their college it's actually considered proper business ventures now

Ideally you line up with two speedy guys a biggie guy and two medium guys…

Wow. That guy’s made some pretty good movies. Wonder why they’re hiding his name.

People* are going to be furious about this *My son who spent all summer getting 5+ mph camera tickets in my car

increasingly feel very old fashioned for my "all slurs are bad" beliefs

This could be a potential legal hurdle to College Football Playoff expansion if the CFP ever happens to become a part of the executive branch of the federal government

the man literally died in a press box while working for the franchise. awful way to treat someone.

Your dad is screaming at the TV about hitting your free throws.

UNC-VCU

Excited to watch my least amount of baseball since when I couldn’t afford cable in the early 2000s. Between the dreadful on-field product, the incessant hard sells from the ticket office and the general vibes, this season is going to be great practice for the 2027 Lockout!

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Incorrect: They love lying more.

Escape Big City Life in… Alexandria, Virginia (and like 15 other immediate suburbs and exurbs of major cities).