well, yeah, TSN, but you could at least tell us his name

You can tell it’s going to be a miserable weather day when the Holmes Run Trail is absolutely overrun with dog walks, joggers and bikers before 9am.

Did… did Kolko drop a “Green Monstah?” Get outta here man.

I was barely paying attention- Contreras got tossed yesterday too???

Red Sox fans booing Contreras getting ejected for throwing a helmet. Garbagio.

He sucks but shouts to Mikolas for saluting the fans on his way out.

You gotta get Contreras outta there. Lunatic. How is he still sitting in the dugout?

Amazing they’ve taken an unambiguously Good Thing™️ and made it completely shitty.

People are pointing out that this is a weekday afternoon, but y’all summer tourist season in DC is in full swing; and in any other year there would be more people walking across an empty section of the National Mall than are visible in this photo.

virtue signaling is good, actually

I hate that these fuckers have made it so that stuff like this all around town isn’t cool just by the association and related grifts. But on the other hand, not being excited, not being patriotic? That’s a choice. I can reject their co-opting of it. So… fuck yeah, George!

This is extra funny because this clown moved into a neighborhood in Alexandria where every third house has one of these perfectly fine and normal signs. Just imagine him seething when leaving his house to go vote against the 19th Amendment or something.

Penalty kicks commentary 👇🏻

CHRIS PHILLIPS?!!?!? In penalties?? @graysnail.bsky.social @joshcvt.on29.net

These teams deserve another 30 minutes of hitting each other with hammers.

Again, we’re gonna need an entire cabinet agency dedicated to tearing all this shit down.

we beat these people 4-1. we're gonna win the whole god damn tournament

fwiw the plan is a kind-of-whatever grab bag of sensible regulations (ban surveillance advertising) and dumb ideas (presidential address on teen smartphone use?) but the below is a deceptively negative description of what the actual plan says www.project2029foramerica.org/post/kids-ov...

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Our tax dollars being stolen in order to make our electricity more expensive. Times reports it as "Trump would pay" and "struck deal"

paraguay is the only team with a player who tried to steal the ref's watch during the game bsky.app/profile/foot...

Yeah it seems like the problem isn't fake friends, it's that nobody likes her

You could not waterboard this story out of me holy shit

The old dog has taken to laying on our front lawn, so we had the bright idea to build a bench so the people have a place to sit. About that…

Huh, what happened in 2017?

Every piece of straight news reporting on the fucking fair sounds like a slam, I can't get enough

trump is stealing a golf course used by ordinary washingtonians and giving it to his rich friends

Bonus cantos (golf)

LOL South Korean TV blurred out the head coach because they were so pissed off at him.

“and donors” is doing an unfathomable amount of work here. They are stealing from us every day to do this shit.

Boooooooooooooooooooo *I believe there is still an active lawsuit to block this

We’re all having a good laugh at the really sad “State Fair” but if you don’t live here we’re being subjected to - Multiple low altitude flyovers a day. - Closure of DCA for a full day and a half - A fireworks display that’s “50 times” the usual July 4 show that starts at 11pm! Just intolerable.

You could not write a better metaphor for this entire presidency

House-made ketchup. Just give us Heinz, they figured it out already and you're not improving on the recipe.

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

not slamming the piece or the quoted poster, but weird that a whole lot of people seem to believe that not only is connor mcmichael a bona-fide NHL center but a *very good* NHL center. I watched 300 games of the guy and he is....not any of those!

As someone who was born in the DC region and spent much of my childhood on the national mall— that’s not even a lot of people for a regular weekend let alone right ahead of independence

I don't think the President should have the unilateral ability to remake public spaces to fit his own whims, not as a matter of fiscal responsibility but as a matter of republican principle. "I can change everything I see to be what *I* alone want it to be" is lead-wine-poisoned-mad-king shit.

Australia-Algeria - CONCACAF & PAC 12 after dark combined

It’d be better if the Nats win here, BUT, if Pete Alonso walks them off Met fans may all have a collective nervous breakdown.

The great American state fair being stupid Trump bullshit does legit make me sad, if I’m being honest. A lot of the 250 stuff does. This could have been a really cool and special thing and literally any normal president would have pulled it off.

If scores hold and Algeria gets its expected point 9 of the 10 African teams will make it to the Round of 32. Under the old system 5 African teams qualified for the 32 team World Cup.

This is *hilarious* but also such a shitty thing to do

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain