you get a tire down YOU get a tire down EVERYBODY gets a tire down

They say MLS can’t compete with Europe’s elite but Miami has Inter’s name, Barcelona’s players, Real Madrid’s politics, PSG’s history and Man United’s dude in all those ads

tottenham hotspur manager brian kelly

Y’all, I will force Chloe to match this $1,000 myself if I have to. Don’t make me have to; let’s can run the score up instead. Here’s what’s on the list: American Cancer Society: www.cancer.org Houston PFLAG: www.pflaghouston.org/membership-a... (plus: RACIES. raicestexas.org)

Make Chloe spend her money

Nominative determinism wins again

Can't stop thinking about this kid celebrating a Barça goal against Levante by throwing the horns down, causing the Spanish announcer to break into English to talk shit about a college football team thousands of miles away. Just a beautiful, spontaneous moment of pure sports haterism

chat is it good Canada’s running a 5-on-5 power play

Got to file a pothole report today, so that was fun. Related, guess who needs an alignment (fortunately service was already scheduled)

Also I highly recommend you watch my director's cut with: * Full OT period * Full version of Free Bird * MORE Canadians crying * MORE US Women's celebration * MORE John Wroblewski tears of pride and joy

Trump has already maxxmogged by finding multiple alternate bases for the tariffs, thereby reclaiming aura and- You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

monkey's paw curls what

Stoddard medaled? Dang, good for her. She had a *horrible* time up to today.

getting all the goals in today so they run out for the next game is some Real American Shit

MITCH MARNER?! Wow, imagine if a Canadian team had moved on from a Canadian Olympic hero like Mitch Marner That team would be so stupid they’d probably not even know how to pluralize their mascot correctly

The haters said Justin Allgaier couldn’t handle being in front at Daytona and honestly great call by the haters

If Caroline Stoddard never goes back to Italy again the rest of her life, I’d get it.

only one solution here BARN FIGHT BARN FIGHT BARN FIGHT BARN FIGHT BARN FIGHT BARN FIGHT

great news for Spurs

How do you say making the Corsis in Finnish

I didn’t realize Roberto Luongo was Finnish

There are Carolina Hurricanes everywhere for those with eyes to see them

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Trashcanned the idea of him wearing an Astros cap, huh?

ten years ago today no one clapped

many of you are coming off the top rope for greg bovino, but you really don't need to do that. bottom rope is high enough

I hope the grocery store in El Centro put all of Greg Bovino's favorite foods on the tall shelves.

As someone with 40 years' experience in elections, I can assure those of you who are concerned that there will be elections in 2026. But the White House won't make it easy. Let's turn out in numbers that put the outcome beyond question. [Also - new FREE Substack - please subscribe and share!]

So that hound from 2 weeks ago? She’s been great, has been learning quickly, and best get in on her if you’re around Montgomery County, MD. You know you want to: petlover.petstablished.com/pets/share/2... (And, if she’s still around, rumor has it we’re gonna be at a puppy bowl in a couple weeks.)

The only thing that cures a rebuild is more rebuilding. Rebuilding cannot be failed. Rebuilding can only be rebuilt.

Nailing a 51-yard field goal when position players can't even get a decent grip on the ball - we need to bring back the bad footballs

Broncos ran the Coaston fade, smart

go birds

@statsbywill.bsky.social I'm so mad I didn't get my irrational Kentucky shooting take in to you before this game started I was gonna be IN for 11/23 (because Kentucky bricked an 80-footer at the half)

Sandals’ reign of Caribbean terror must end

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

THEM: sorry i’m late to the bowling alley, everyone. i got a flat tire on the way ME: sounds like you had to pick up a spare already [later at the ER] DR: how did he get stabbed with a bowling ball??

The rescue org I work with (just over the DC line, Maryland side) has a new hound puppy! Meet Thelma, who we think is 8-9 months old and about 40 pounds. Did I pick her up instead of watching us play Florida today by design? Who’s to say, @vandyvol.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social.

I had already planned on doing a hound adoption transport today and missing this game entirely, which is to say: I’m choosing a whole different kind of joy. hope this pup wants to pee in this shitty rain, though. (pics to follow in a bit.)

Oregon: you ain’t gotta come out for the second half if you don’t want to, it’s okay

oh buddy

Just go ahead. Just do it. Just get that Shuthound. Your husband will understand!

Live your life like Matt Austin (consistently 100% wrong on TV and still pitched as an expert)

damn, if Deboer wanted to get wrecked by Indiana why didn't he take the Michigan job?