He isn’t upset at all when he sees 2 hulking men, 1 dark and tan, the other pale with freckles embrace each other gently at first, but then glowingly impassioned. The darker man strong and safe and the freckled man starts to weep.

*runs into the chat completely out of breath* Freddie Mitchell

Naming obscure wide receivers is literally half of the Blueskys userbase’s superpower AND we’ll have a 2 day debate what constitutes obscure.

Wendy’s Frosty

Does… does pimento count?

Where your spirit goes to die.

PBS

Watching everything become treated more and more as an extractive industry with rolling layoffs as everything becomes subscription based (so you can't buy now to protect yourself in a downturn) while levels of inequality rise really makes it hard to feel stable

I like basketball with my basketball, not bad wrestling.

Dude behind me on the plane’s coffee breath is so nasty I had to open the air vent and aim it behind me 🤢

I feel this is my bones. We’re incredibly better off than my parents, but don’t feel as stable. Until I own my home with no debt, I doubt I’ll ever feel that way.

I am curious about the effect that almost everyone I know, even people who are doing relatively well, thinks they would be more successful economically if they sacrificed their ethical principles and just became a grifter of some sort.

Look, if we all just show up to work in scrubs, no one can stop us.

Millennial Marvel. Days of Future Past into Todd McFarlane’s Spiderman.

Sandwiches on deck

Dad mode engaged

What’s worse is when you zoom out.

Wait till you start waking up to them watching you sleep.

If you had this you were rich rich.

Hum is out doing shows again and I don’t think my millennial knees could take it.

It’s that last pesky 5% that always gets you. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Breakfast sandwich

Crossfitters today on social media

On a once in a generation heater that may never be matched.

Don’t let your first kids trick you into thinking you’re a super parent. Second kid will humble you.

Every kid is different, your best advice will be horseshit for at least 15% of the parenting population.

That's me in the bubble. That's me in the Blue Sky Ignoring your opinions

You first. Relationship second. Kid third. Sounds selfish, but if you don’t take care of yourself you can’t show up as the best version of yourself for your person. Then, ya’ll can’t show up as the best, united front, version of yourselves for the kids. People fuck this up. It’s okay. Fix it.

The best Superman movie

like, the whole band?

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe…”

Watching Paradise season 2 and they definitely got this right

It’s only truly the champagne of beers, if it’s from the Champagne region of Milwaukee.

The only acquired taste I want is the taste I acquire with more disposable income.

“It’s an acquired taste” I don’t wanna work hard for something to taste good my guy.

There minds couldn’t comprehend

“Strategies” is doing a lot of work here. Jesus 🤦🏻‍♂️ www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

INTER-GOURD SEXUAL RELATIONS

EBaum’s world raised me.

They hate us cause they anus.

My neighbors dog at 5:30 this morning

Damm it man. He’s out here entertaining my kids while gong through this BS. people.com/danny-go-sta...

I’m excited to see the type of damage this would do to our household toilets and relationships.

Personal attack

You can’t afford not to.

Too many folks have never had a pressed onion burger in their life. It will fix about 90% of your problems.