“Like Prime, but with human beings.”

Some will remember.

Maybe not calling it the “Doomsday glacier” could have helped its self esteem?

You will be visited by 3 spirits

MATTÉ!

Welch’s sparkling. The official holiday drink of Christian conservative families everywhere.

Biblically correct Pop-Tart

Thing omelet gonna hit different.

Crazy hitting a jubi slide like that after a TD.

Sorry but Kenny’s a Fieri-American your quaint wholesome Midwestern vibes die in the face of the power of ample parking and donkey sauce culture

Lake Havasu > Lake Hurron

What do you say to someone with a double broken jaw? Nothing, he’s been told twice.

😘🤌🏼

Maybe neither team should have been in?

Did OU players put money on Bama?

In his defense, the helmets are almost the same color and he loves throwing interceptions.

OU’s D Line is just owning the line of scrimmage.

Lane Kiffin watching OU up 17-0.

I’m beginning to think that Alabama maybe shouldn’t have been in this playoff.

Just ridiculous

In their past 5 quarters of football combined, Alabama has rushed for -3 yards.

Technically Christmas music.

How do you do the thing where the speech bubble’s at the bottom of the picture?

Can you quit destroying the US tourism industry for the love of god?

Listening to Local Natives is my comfort music.

It’s that time of year where I’m once again reminded how hot Beverly D’Angelo was. As is tradition.

Lap dance scene 👨‍🍳😘🤌🏼

My parents should not have allowed me to have hbo in my room in the mid 90s.

I can promise you those of us in finance circles seriously doubt the “accuracy” of the current data.

The biggest problem in our world is algos have people convinced this shit is popular.

$1,776 down will get you a 2025 Dodge Charger at 17% interest while supplies last at the Oceanside Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram

Some lady judo skills on big display.

I will be returning to my job today.

Have to seen the “Zodiac Rossening”? @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com Fossil has filed bankruptcy and people are finding Zodiacs at Ross for $125 😳

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

AARP TD

Ah shit

Whitney Houston (1997):

Best sci-fi show of the last 10ish years.

When you don’t like any of your current wardrobe that also don’t understand or like any of the current fashion trends.

Feel like you don’t want 1st place in this.

Oh, cheating for a Natty didn’t tip you off?

“God money, nail me up against the wall God money, don't wanna heat up this space at all”

Was eligible for the Hall of Fame this year. Now not till 2031.

I cackled