Turkey, Ham, and cheese WITH a heel (the undisputed best part of the bread)

There is no more infuriating condiment container/dispenser than this.

I’m going to start listing Mike Jones as my emergency contact.

🇫🇷 pause hydratation 🇪🇸 pausa de hidratathión

When you’re sliding into first And your pants begin to burst

In case anyone needs this given recent health news:

Was Wile E Coyote involved? www.newson6.com/tulsa-oklaho...

I have came upon the knowledge that Maui has no nipples in the live action Moana and now you have that knowledge as well.

We must force the evolution of Breakin’ into Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Am I doing this right?

Happy Bastille Day

Oh boy do we have someone you need to meet.

Where is @bunkieperkins.bsky.social when you need a Shreveport real estate/political commentary expert?

Oh boy do we have someone you need to meet.

Me too Picard, me too.

Welcome to your 40s. Some stuff is gonna randomly start hurting. It don’t worry we’ve got exercises for that. And sure those exercises might make some other stuff hurt but don’t worry we’ve got exercises for that too. And those exercises….you guessed it!

I’m nursing a sore TFL because apparently I started running lopsided due to a shoulder injury. WTF.

Sam Neill crossed the big Event Horizon in the sky.

This could fix me.

“Verify your age” I saw The Crow in theaters more times than I could count.

They make these in a Virginia slim version, for the ladies of course.

Always cracks me up. Evergreen.

Not a “world” cup unless you invite the whole world.

Welcome back, Lindsey Graham 👶🏻🍼

Anyone checked in on the Etsy Witches? They doin work.

Don’t interrupt someone when they’re on an absolute heater.

Posters covering every dead senator angle before 9 AM on a sunday

Don’t interrupt someone when they’re on an absolute heater.

PJ Fleck:

Same Omni Air that charters ICE flights?

Pausa de Hidratacion

Waiting for Haaland to rip out someone’s heart, feast on it and drink their blood.

I spoke to Kyler Murray this morning for 20 minutes and we covered many NFL related topics…

NEWS:

Do you ever randomly think about the Sesame Street “Saxophone Factory” video and make the sounds in your head. Just me?

Meanwhile, the ketchup lovers are happy and the only people whining are the people watching them enjoy ketchup.

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In the US, it’s Cheese fountain vs Chocolate fountain country, and at some special Golden Corrals you get both.

Condiment gatekeepers

The night time “stay in your bed” battles continue with our 3 year old. I believe we’ve finally found a weakness to exploit, I resorted to taking his stuffies as punishment last night and he finally relented.

Tang Tan has that SEC bagman game.

This is how I paid for beer in college.

We have found the third place.

I HAVE TO GO BACK

This comma is doing some WORK. www.21alivenews.com/2026/07/07/f...

Little known fact, this very blunt post apocalyptic movie about how nobody will survive is also the inspiration for Meta’s Threads.