Perfection

Whoever convinced people half glass showers were acceptable deserves an eternity in hell.

Something about New Orleans in spring.

I’m tired boss

It’s mind blowing you can get a cooked bird for $4.99. Like think about telling someone from 200 years ago less than an hours wage would get you a chicken… and it’s been plucked and cooked for you.

This will fix me.

use as much Nesquick as you want nothing matters anymore

Go Birds has gone further than any other human in history.

Me in the 2000s:

Iran coming out of this like Bobby Bonilla.

Great job scrolling the doom today guys. Same time tomorrow morning!

serena’s got us

Not now North Korea READ THE ROOM

Iran coming out of this like Bobby Bonilla.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Hey, here’s the answers to the test but change them a bit so they don’t think we’re cheating.

TACO’s contribution to the social media post, Stephen, you take over from here…

Sauron’s new PE firm HQ

Don’t everyone post all at once, I can only copy and paste them all to the big excel spreadsheet that powers bluesky so fast

Social media manager

The answer is: yes you can absolutely get them in

Went wrong? This is awesome. www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...

Maybe the sharks have ADHD and this is how the cope? What if they were properly medicated?

We miss you Louvre of Bluesky

You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, "Gotta Hand It To--'"

Depolarize a movie: Single

Yes, you!

Texas Tech national championship chances keep increasing.

When she hits that stride, it’s next level.

Long John Silvers

Logan, Utah

Look at this video of New York in 1975, see how peaceful it was?

Pro tip. These are like $300 on Amazon and worth every penny.

He is rizzin!

Back in my day, you had an Easter egg quota. You don’t come home until you met it because you were eating egg salad for dayssssss.

I live in Oklahoma and my most redneck memory was on Easter. We always go to my uncle’s land to eat and hunt eggs and one year he was raising pigs. They decided to grease them and have us kids try to catch them. I was probably 4. It was impossible, a blast, and probably hilarious

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me, a fool who decided on a career in journalism:

Odessa,TX or Wichita,KS are probably my top 2.

Why not today? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I would absolutely wreck the school pick up line in this.

This is your reminder that if you like to buy organic eggs for eating they don’t work well for painting.

New Sparta album you say?

You ever just wish you were hungover on a Saturday morning, smoking cigs listing to Interpool in 2004? Just me?