Christopher Nolan’s Zootopia

laugh at me

Am going to begin tonight attempting to make a ranking of all 102 World Cup games so far. Wish me luck.

There’s enough talk about the early 2010s boom of froyo and the burger places that have sides in the metal tins. But what do we not talk about enough? The fun cupcake boom. Because they’re still good.

Yes, they thawed that bird in Syracuse today. Yes, it was weird

pretty sure it was Rocketman

The Talmud rocks

((looks up who USC is playing on Aug. 29)) ((sees it's the San Jose State Spartans)) oh you gotta be kidding me

Free Birds.

My dislike of Taco Bell finally pays off for once in my life

Red Sox won the schedule release video game btw

Oh great Bluesky discourse about the artist I’m literally seeing this weekend? Guess I’ll stay offline ✌️

That's a W! #MetsWin #LGM

DEVIN WILLIAMS IS ALLOWED TO DO A THREE OUT SAVE? PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! SECOND HALF CHAMPIONSHIP BACK ON!

I love AJ Ewing

it's never been more over

Baty leaves the yard! 😤

Alvy makes it back-to-back!

ALVY BOMB MORE RUNS TO THE RUNS GOD

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE BATY

thank you brooks raley

still 1% odds to make the playoffs you say

WE DO A LIL TROLLING

has anyone tried to call mel brooks and get that spaceship vacuum cleaner thing from spaceballs

Juan Soto (and Mr. Met!) starred in a new Spider-Man commercial 👀 The world may no longer know the man behind the mask, but Soto and New York still have love for Spidey 🕸️

Just refilled my water mug.

Honestly, it's such a shame they all just dropped the MLB schedules out of nowhere on the SAME DAY THE NHL DID THEIRS, and we didn't get any fun videos. Lack of whimsy kills baseball once again

OH MY GOODNESS ME

Mets won’t ruin my birthday in 2027 yay

McMahon blunder on the well out lol, you got the aquarium you can leave man

Enjoy one of the greatest videos of the year

I need this so badly

I THINK THAT WENT REALLY WELL

Please send me good vibes for my first second round job interview (also since I need it because this morning has been a roller coaster, stepped barefoot in cat puke and just anxious about the interview)

Mets back tonight

an adventure in the mind controlled by big feelings

babe wake up we’re staying on telemundo

Saul Snack Cake

🚨 Sporting Jax first win alert🚨

OMG JAX?

Damm that was noice from Rose (As someone whose two NWSL allegiances are vaguely Gotham and Spirit I am conflicted, but rooting for Gotham because girlfriend)

Somehow, the Queens Classic weather debacle is the Mets' fault

TEN ON TEN!

jeez this is worse

This is an incredible meme I got from there.

yeouch

if you never hear from me again just know i'm being brave (eating 🥬)

GREATEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD

Hey y’all, USL on.