Black people don't really go back after racial bullshit, ask Denny's.

Hol up a min brother. I can walk in and NOT buy nothing. 😭😭😭😭

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

Honestly good on the Bucs communications department. They got out there QUICK

USC and Washington playing their conference tournament game at Noon PT on a Wednesday 2500 miles from campus. This is how it should be

You guys, Italy and Mexico are absolutely gonna kayfabe this game into some sort of 2-1, 3-2 Mexico victory in order to slam the door on Team USA. I would bet many euros and pesos on this.

Oh... it's a RECESSION recession

Blacksky Morning Music Break: Price Is Right Edition

The folk morality around housing type and tenure in American cities:

You had to be there 🥴😂

Target thought they were bigger than the program …and quickly found out otherwise

Whole left side of this poster is already gone 😔

ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

As my grandfather used to say, never buy something if you can’t pay for it in cash…

MLB Network deleting The DeRosa Files is on the sillier side of scandal but the league made a great argument for the importance for supporting independent media. If a sports league will hide something dumb that everyone saw, what else won't its leaders tell you? (And if they won't, who will?)

From severe storms to snowflakes in Chicagoland — yep, it's March! ❄️ Updated Forecast: https://tinyurl.com/4cw7h3by  #ILwx #INwx

On top of alienating so many core customers by catering to MAGA, Target ALSO jacked up prices (along with other retailers) during the 2021-2024 "inflation" spiral and now their products don't have the same cost-to-quality ratio that they once did. And that was the main value of shopping there.

Very much when Drew Brees was about to go anti-kneeling when it happened after the George Floyd murder, but saw the block was too hot so he backpedaled faster than any DB he ever faced

Drone strikes in Haiti. Drone strikes. In Haiti. By private contractors. They’re killing Haitians for private profit & the world barely pays attention. The story of Haiti is the story America likes to tell about itself. Except there, it’s true. And the west has never stopped punishing Haiti for it

Target F’d up jumping on the anti-diversity wave. Of all things Republicans stand for they thought the overt racism would stick? 🥴

Funny thing is, a lot of people have been avoiding going to Target for so long that they’ve gotten used to the alternatives and we are creatures of habit. Target will will have to actively and vocally woo Black folks back. The disrespect was public, so therefore…

Joe Rogan is a professional idiot.

You want something else that'll fuck with your head??? If the military gave a 18 yr old a sidearm, they wouldn't be old enough buy that gun in most states. But if the military gave them a rifle, they could go into any gun store and buy a rifle.

New favorite sports injury just dropped.

Right here.

I need to stay off of Facebook. The average American is just so fucking stupid.

Cc @target

heads up pittsburgh

Daylight savings time got hands

A video game where each run is Gordon Lightfoot going back in time trying to save the Edmund Fitzgerald from the evil gales of November

anti immigration but your hairline is migrating? how odd.

When Kobe scored 81 in 2006, sports media rightfully celebrated it as an incredible, historic, highly entertaining accomplishment. But now it's 2026 and sports media is all about arguing and being negative so instead of celebrating Bam they wanna "debate" whether it's worth celebrating. So dumb.

Go on LinkedIn right now and you’ll find people with advanced degrees and decades of experience facing homelessness. It can happen to anyone. Your “good decisions” aren’t permanent protection from your life going off the rails.

Slurs. As in multiple times.

If you look up the word “enshittification” it’s just the Microsoft logo

“Ya ass ain’t worth the Ramada” is an absurd bar. 😭😭😭😭

Anthony Hamilton should play Pearline’s estranged husband in a Sinners prequel.

Dude really did this & wrote a whole article... I'm wheezing 🤣

This is gonna go under the radar with free agency going on, but it’s nasty work by the NFL

Here's the NFL capitulating to the most unpopular president of all time.

Target is COOKED and they should just accept that.

Trey Hendrickson's agent

weird, howard schultz moving things out of seattle never seen that before

Real office fans know why this is funny..

Ask yourself if the shoe was on the other foot, would they give you grace in return?

On another note, some people don’t deserve your grace. Stop giving it to them. You don’t have to be understanding all the time.

republicans are the most uneducated but disciplined voting block in the country because their political identity is literally the only community most of them have. give them red hats and now they have cultural garb for the first time.

the most baffling/hilarious thing is that these are mass-produced shoes that cost $145. they could have exchanged them or bought a pair that fits!