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I’m so sorry. AI has been here all this time and you niggas haven’t made it worthwhile or effective. Shouldn’t the proof of effectiveness have happened BEFORE the undying support?????

seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning

A more reliable indicator of snowstorm severity than any weather forecast

I know Face was spitting game all episode

Everything about this entire post is sending me 😂🤣😂🤣

My skyline right now: I know ENGLAND ain't talking shit

Desi Banks being accused of working with Mossad. The least memorable Fugee got convicted of working with China. I have questions on how foreign governments are picking their celebrity foot soldiers.

If 2026 isn’t significantly more money, more trips, kissing in the mouth and eating tacos

YOU’RE BRITISH!!! YOU WERE THE BLUEPRINT

Whenever someone from the UK gets on my ass about what America is doing.

nobody human being will ever make a funnier sound with their mouth than the "uh oh!" carl drops here. it is not possible

January 21, 1993: American track & field icon and 9-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis sings the national anthem before a Bulls-Nets game in New Jersey. The following day, ESPN’s Charley Steiner famously reacted to Lewis' performance on SportsCenter:

Remember that "Ted Cruz liked porn on 9/11" account?

Oh yeah. You best believe the Cee Aye Eyy is on his a-s-s.

I grew up in Ohio and learned to drive in Ohio in the winter. If the roads aren't closed in Ohio, I'm comfortable driving. I will not drive during a southern snow or ice storm because GA does NOT have the resources northern states have to prep and clear roads! Get your groceries today and stay home!

I think it's pretty simple. There were never any consequences for mowing down the guardrails. We expected everyone to play nicely and when one guy refused, there was no way to stop him.

Everybody knows this administration is practically grand dragon of the Klan level racist but pretends otherwise because they've "earned" legitimacy, and the American press is expectant of it. It's the dog biting the mailman and they've become pathetically oblivious to it's severity.

I’ve connected with a group ran by queer SWers who throw pop up strip clubs to raise funds for ppl impacted by ICE. They have used funds to sponsor visa costs. I think i Wanna write about this . I’m gonna compile some comparisons bc I know SWers who do more for the community than churches 🤷🏽‍♀️

Everyone getting confirmation this morning that it has, in fact, NOT happened yet

Oxfam says the world's billionaires now sit on $18.3 trillion of wealth. This growing inequality warps the global economy and also threatens democracy, says Oxfam executive director Amitabh Behar. "These billionaires are now not happy being rich and richer. They really want now political power."

Good morning and happy Wednesday! I hope there’s something that makes you laugh today!

EYE LIKE THE WAY SHE ROCK HER HIPS AND WAVE AND SIP

but just think of all the mining we'll be able to get done when we're no longer distracted by the sounds of those canaries

Me to same owl handler: "Owls are super wise, right? They read loads of highbrow Russian literature and stuff, don't they?" Owl handler: "No, they actually have very tiny brains, due to the hugeness of their eyes. In reality they are one of the thickest animals you could ever meet."

Almost certainly the best thing I was ever told about owls was when I met an owl handler at an owl sanctuary and he told me that the wild owls who lived near the sanctuary worried about the tame show owls there and sometimes stopped by to leave them shrews and mice as presents.

how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Trinidad and Tobago four man bobsled is headed to the Olympics!

Wake up honey, a new phrase for unemployment just dropped

Al gore should always boo

Yep. This is one of my favorites.

The belief that America is untouchable is the same belief every empire had right before consequences arrived

Rome:

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

“If you’re uncomfortable, open the window” is a particularly deranged suggestion AT AN AIRPORT HOTEL.

Happy 76th Birthday, Billy Ocean! 🥳🎂🎉 Billy was rolling with the hits in the 80s... #IYKYK 🗣No more love on the run...

You’re not going to learn here, the first person to learn will be whoever is monitoring polymarket and sees the big bet come in.

MLK weekend at Bernie’s

My hotel options near the job are $265 a night and $43 a night. Them buildings shouldn't even be on the same street lol

They didn't see him but could they smell him?

Saving this on the off chance I need something the celebrate a sort of climactic moment in the near future

Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around

A @SoxMachine.com Video presented by Ankin Law Here's the exact moment during tonight's podcast recording we found out that Luis Robert Jr. was traded to the New York Mets.

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

Michele Tafoya -> Melissa Stark the greatest NFL upgrade since Romeo Crennel -> Andy Reid

Walking into the World Economic Forum like

Minor electrical issue?

Screaming 😭

WE WON RESKEET