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It’s October. I’ve been unemployed almost 2 months. My 36th birthday is in 1 month. I’ve sent over 50 applications (across the USA), 7 rejections, 1 interview, and extra unemployment bureaucracy for $810 biweekly (that’s a 1/4 of what I made biweekly). CA + PayPal: lenadreamsingold DM for Zelle

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call me osama 🤭

A CONK! A PROCESS

it’s not just something you can just jump into unless you’ve already been doing it lemme tell you and even then! It’s a process— but it’s worth it

it’s been a while since I’ve had a butt plug in

I just need to be throttled one good time

this would genuinely heal me

The rap girlies fighting again, everything expensive asf, the government is about to shutdown, and I haven’t gotten head in years… Send the flood, Im done.

you can never speak on my mothers pen!!! #HereForItAll

I’m nobody’s sky crush, anyone who says I am just wants to fuck and that’s not crushing on somebody

just told a man that I didn’t want to continue to mindlessly chit chatting with him with no date or intentions (we’ve been talking since july) and now he’s upset because apparently I should have been pursing him??

no one cares but I changed my iPhone layout

my favorite characters are the kindergarteners

Goliath is how I know I was a monster fucker even from youth

okay real talk what was everyone’s favorite version of Power Rangers cause MMPR is god tier but Time Force was my SHIT

this was my guy

sleeping over at my sperm donors house and waking up to this on the living room couch because I did not have my own room 🥲🙂‍↕️

I hated this show so bad but I think it’s cause even as a kid I knew gingers friends suck but I couldn’t explain why it made me mad as a kid cause I didn’t have the verbiage

not to be confused with the mummy animated series

I think of this every so often and legitimately do this every time

this is where my girls next door obsession has taken me

watching the live action one piece… we shall see

2 boyfriends!? No thank you. Now a boyfriend AND a girlfriend … you got my attention.

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that light skinneded lady didn’t deserve him like I did

the revisionist history they’re trying to put on dwayne the rock johnson career because of how hard black adam flopped is so crazy!!

@oniwar.bsky.social The fact that I can’t message you to cuss you out is annoying 😪

You’re such a fucking hater

Fleetwood Mac and cheese

Prince

and if I said I was on her side?

fuck what xae talmbout i’d suck 12 dicks for a cream cheese pumpkin bar and matching ice coffee right now

Not to sound Midwestern as fuck….but a top tier human experience is eating a pumpkin donut with a spiked warm apple cider on a hayride in a crunchy cornfield on a chilly fall night

THE SUPERIOR VERSION! new edition stans will hate this but it’s true!

i am actively plotting something and it is delicious but i don’t wanna tell anyone cause i don’t want seeds of doubt in my next slay

@crissle.com i want you to know i think often about a disney cruise 👆😭 they look legit

White people say this so much, u would think Kamala Harris was the president.

why did I come onto conversations about necrophilia???

66 percent made me sob

I love you but I never wanna hear another fucking food opinion from you again

12 Angry Ponks