Juneteenth is on a Friday this year! Go ahead and put in your time off NOW.

Taking me to see the Northern Lights IN STYLE , would provably be my favorite Grand Gesture right now

I became a lash girlie and forgot that a lil mascara will go a long way! I’m only wearing mascara today … and it’s a LOOK

Evergreen.

The snaps of my bodysuit using the strength of Gibraltar to stay together … I’m over here getting THICK

At the end of the day … all you gotta be , is worth it.

Might gotta bring me a little updo back for the Spring!

The most hilarious tarot card I have ever seen in my entire life...

Ohhhhh my God I almost screamed in my office 😂

It’s funny when you’re well removed … but when you’re dealing with those folks UP CLOSE , it ain’t as funny 😂

I mean … I guess I’ll go back to work

My actual face at the end.

That just means it wasn’t worth it 🙃

A lot of people are going to have to learn how to regulate themselves and co regulate during these times

I looooooove cooking shows. And I like the competition ones that teach the chefs and the audience along the way. Master Chef Top Chef Next Level chef

EYE remember when Iron Chef was GOOD

You could watch OG Food Network and genuinely learn how to cook just through osmosis. Three people taught me how to cook more than anyone else: My dad, Emeril, and Alton Brown.

Facts 😂👇🏾

A perk of being a homebody is that I don’t be out there with all the cooties.

It’s been TWO HOURS … why your shoes not on!?

I would like one Oui’d and one nap.

AN ALBUM

I’m excellent with words. You do NOT want me turning my words against you.

Ion even believe in being mean to folks … but if you try and check me when you’re wrong Imma talk about your raggedy ass granny that should’ve swallowed your dingy ass mama to save me from generations of stupidity.

I DESPISE someone trying to check me, when they’re in the wrong. ESPECIALLY when yt.

Person calls our office: hi I submitted and inquiry and no one has gotten back to me. Me: I have a note here that I left you a VM yesterday Caller: oh. I don’t check my VM’s Me: ………..

Now why is DoorDash suggesting I search their app for some Dick?

Yeth!

Tasha Mack singing Take A Bow is a top 10 greatest moment in television history. Real drama.

Repetitive sounds make me want to pull my brain out through my ears … and this hold music KEEPS repeating 😫

I’ve been on hold waiting to speak to a real person at Blue Cross … for FIFTEEN MINUTES This is badddddd for my attention span

I had my own phone line in HS too! Couldn’t tell me nothing 😂

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo mine were definitely on a house phone 😂

Sanity is highly overrated anyway.

I had a dream that the moon imploded. Like it was overcharged with energy But it didn’t feel …. Like the end. I remember being kinda scared watching it … but it wasn’t the end of everything. I just don’t remember what happened afterwards.

I need a guide … a teacher for this next chapter. I’m curious to see what life brings me.

Honestly… when company’s started moving ALL their customer service roles overseas… SIMPLY to pay people less, there should have been mass fallout. Seems like keeping those jobs stateside … might’ve helped the economy.

Preparing for you.

I’m probably gonna do a Paradise rewatch before the new season airs

I’m just happy I understood this! Being out of practice ain’t messed me up too badly!

I have the WHOLE account muted. Whyyyyyyyyy am I still seeing responses to the post!?

Lemme grab some laughing cow cheese or something … I gotta call an insurance company and it’s my least favorite thing to do So I probably shouldn’t do it hungry 😫

Research has shown that the ick cannot be overcome.

Can you imagine all this chocolate in GLOW IN THE DARK fishnets!? Chile. Might stop a heart.

THEY GLOW IN THE DARK!!!?? Oh I neeeeeeeed these

Having to move back home after college. I couldn’t find a full time job yet and seeing all my friends find one hurt my morale. However spending almost 6 years at home allowed to stack my paper and in March I’ve been a homeowner for 5 years!

Something to look forward to