This … is yearning

Nigga MOLLYWOPPED that ghost 🤣🤣🤣

I need to get into the shower, I don’t know why I’m trying to be up acting like I’m grown.

Somebody , somewhere … is lying.

The fun sized women must be out here terrorizing y’all… I missed the last meeting. Imma have to read the minutes

Every week y’all lie on us

Well that’s freaking cool!

*chuckles*

I never watched this! Might have to add it to my list

Gonna have to wrap it up soon but the garden has been good to me this year #GardeningSky

I’m pretty sure, I would still go to space if given the opportunity.

In theory … the ocean , there’s a WHOLE LOTTA SOMETHING in the ocean Space is a whole lot of NOTHING (a different type of scary)

He smells sour.

Wait … there’s a Biscoff Bundt cake!?!?

It’s a life altering experience to have someone love the parts of you that you haven’t quite figured out how to.

“Finds real beauty in the scars & wrinkles of a life lived” Is a word.

Looks like I need to make plans. Concrete ones.

This is a good one to recognize! I feel like I could be guilty of this too

Whyyyyyyyyy am I watching this before I go to bed? Knowing my ass is scary

I’m watching Murder House and I forgot how crazy allll this is … EVERYONE is off their rocker

Getting the side bitch pregnant is the biggest spit in the face. The recklessness of it all.

I want something sweet …

I love seeing folks make their way back to themselves. 🥹 Because baby … trying to operate when you’ve lost yourself, will take all the bandwidth you have.

You right!

I haven’t watched since it FIRST aired on TV … I’m VERY excited

Pizza & Caesar Salad for dinner, I’m starting American Horror Story over from the beginning and I have an iced cold mini Dr. Pepper … It’s a pretty good night

Nobody can find the click Taurus cuz it doesn’t exist!

Lmfaoooooooooooooo I had to read it twice. At first , I was like … “now how TF did the Taurus get in it?”

And that’s why they don’t be having orgasms

I’m having one of those days where I feel so cute , that I don’t wanna take my makeup off yet. I just keep staring at myself in the mirror and taking pictures 😂😂😂😂

I like sending a good ole “Get Ready w/ me” video to start the day. However… I’m extremely partial to the “Get Un-ready with me” videos Where I record myself undressing and ramble about my day.

I hope she had monetization turned ON.

Sylvia GET A NEW WIG , BITCH.

I gotta be better about my alt text.

Please use alt text when posting illustrations or photos or other images. I realize it feels like an inconvenience if you didn't ever do it at the other place, but folks who need it are a zillion times more inconvenienced every single day.

Toooouuuch me in the mooooorning

I taught myself gardening and would LOVE to Contribute to a community garden

Seriously, y’all. This is great advice. I’m volunteering with a local group to help plan gardening workshops with a community garden. Gardening gives you a sense of autonomy over your food. It’s therapeutic. It helps you learn so much from chemistry to biology to art. Go garden together!!

Create your own hope.

Sanity is overrated.

I’m not crazy, I just believe in something you don’t..myself.

Cuz y'all be having life fucked up

I snore like a fucking bear. I’m pretty tho. And my booty is soft.

Imma say what I gotta say and keep it moving. Folks can comment all they want.

This is me

The Nike Ninja

Got to be! Rockstar still going triple platinum in my house.

Get yo married ass OUT of my IG messages! This is not gonna go the way you think it is.