I need a foot massage

AI anything

I am overstimulated like a mother fucker

Zelle

I'm ready for bed

My baby sister is engaged. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I love my Sunday talks with my dad

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I need to finish packing

I swear on my life, my obgyn and I are going to have to come to an understanding about me wanting my uterus removed

Like you're about to bump into Holly Robinson Peete in a quaint coffee shop and miraculously restore her belief in love just in time for the holidays

This could be a plethora of men, and it's completely accurate for them all

Between seeing women post about CB or Kirk, I’m losing faith in some of you all.

Ion understand why, in this era of cancel culture, y’all give Chris Brown the mf infinity stones of a pass. Cuz push come to shove, he’d beat your ass too 🤨

Or ever

I blocked buddy fast af. I don't know if he was joking or not, but the thought of a grown ass man sitting on my face is not a terror I should have to experience

I want to have a lusty, lengthy make-out session

People often take my sweetness and understanding for granted. Then, when I stop being incredibly kind, I’m the bad guy…

I will never ever try cupping

I need to go to bed. In my actual bed. Not this couch.

I've never regretted going through someone's media as quickly as I did just now

Ich möchte, dass er schnell zur Hölle fährt.

I'm........... tired This nap is about to happen

Occasionally, I miss being in love

Good night

Good night

Talking each other through it >>

Going home

No. But I can swallow with my mouth open

I am annoyed as hell

Libra season is powering up. I can feel it

You don't gave to put on the red light

Yall, I cannot brag on my friends enough. Last year was the first birthday I had to get through without my mom. We shared a birthday and I really just wanted to skip the day. I'm sitting here thinking about how Karkinos refused to let me be alone. And that's how my friends continue to show up

Ok. Another late workout, but I got it in.

Baby! I am TIRED

Yall know what series I've been obsessed with? Skeleton Stories. Forensic anthropology fascinates me

I've gotta take on skirts in nearing to the conference and I'm just grateful I can do it myself so I don't have to pay a tailor rush fees

I'm now adding "never take a picture standing next to @chaclo.blacksky.app" to my meet-up rules.

Prove it

I'm nowhere near as small as Mighty Mouse

I'm glad there's no photographic evidence of when I've met SM friends. Yall don't need to see my truth like that

That’s the black ass bottom line. Just stank and unlikable.

We don’t need to go up for men and their pockets

All 2025, men have been skeeving me out in the most peculiar ways

Exactly why you'll never see me post certain things.

I'm determined to add another language to my list by next summer. I've been studying and practicing my ass off

I'm going to start claiming my favorite mutuals fund my shenanigans

My second favorite long-distance date

I've come up with 50 distant things to do for my birthday, but I really don't wanna do any of them. I might catch a last minute flight to Italy for a week or two

I need to get up early enough to work out because I know I'm not going to want to do it after my long ass day