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Me>>>>>>>>>>>

The worst = torment and agony

I need to get into this next

I finished it!

I started my next Lego build!

I love this show

I have a deep respect for a man that knows how to keep his woman feeling warm, safe, respected and wet It’s just that simple.

Yall, my dad's ex-wife likes to act like she forgot they're divorced (it's been more than 16 years). It drives him nuts. He called me and asked what I did yesterday, being funny. Me, "what did you do for [ex-wife's name]?" Him, "I can't do nothing for her, but pray" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My little brother says his beef with Jennifer Hudson is that she only sings in fortissimo

I want y’all happy, loved, celebrated, well paid, well fed and well fucked. I want all your desires to come true and all your needs met.

I've been harassing my little brother all weekend. He's annoyed. I'm amused.

I need to figure out which documentary to watch

Oh, this would piss me plum off

Relationships are collaboration, not competition. What's the point of rationing what you have to offer to someone you claim to love or at least like a lot? I don't understand, either.

Also this. Cuz if it’s good, ima tell you. And ima take it [with consent].

I don't understand the logic behind being selfish or reserved with your boo. If I like you, you're getting all the words, energy, delight, and whatever else you want from me.

Speaking of bathing habits, yall know what made me realize a guy i was dating might not be a smart as I thought? He thought I was adjusting the shower head because I preferred to stand behind it (as in between where the water comes out and the wall with the faucet on it).

Not at all. I believe in mutual ego stroking

Now that I've eaten, the nap might win

My mind is also blown when I hear things like "1200 soft, 4 bedroom" .... How?

Baby blocked me over detached garages? Lmao. Suga, park in the elements all you want to. That's your business

I also hate master baths with no tub. Do I look like I don't enjoy bubble baths and champagne? DPMO

Detached garages do not fit my preferences because I wouldn't dare prefer to walk outside and into my house after parking my car.

Oh, darling. Lol. I wasn't looking for answers.

Also, galley kitchens enrage me. My ass shouldn't hit the cabinet on the opposite wall while I'm bending over to put something away

This is also like when I moved to Maryland for a year and I was so confused as to why walk-in closets were so scarce. Me, "where does everyone put their clothes?"

Questions I have whole watching the early Canadian Love It or List It episodes? 1. Why are there so many 2 bedroom houses? 2. Why do so many couples who plan to grow their families keep buying them 3. Why are so many of the houses ugly as hell? 4. Why are all of the garages detached?

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I think I should take a nap

If it's just a crush, I don't mind. If we've decided to interact on a level off of the skyline, then I'd be turned off too.

I'm watching Love It or List It. There's a couple whose desires are beating both David's and Hillary's ass because of Feng Shui. I'm fascinated

Good morning!

In case y'all didn't know Fredrick Douglass Was a fuck boi

Absolutely tf not.

I'm tempted to go to Sunday Soul Sessions at Echo Room tonight

Mango mimosas shall be had today

Good morning, friend!

Yall know what's been bringing me joy all week? Randomly throwing ass to Juvenile's new song.

Wheeewwww shit. Yall see Meg's post?!

Trey Songz looks like a new grad chapter pledge with that fresh scalp he's sporting. May he lose everything like he lost his hair

@such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app She's Waisted is having a sale! I just copped more supersuits

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Update: I asked, "why tf did you share this? " Him, "i thought you'd like to know i still have grinds for you" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 He's blocked now.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm "too strict" as the young folks would say, but then I get little reassurances that perhaps I'm not even strict enough.

IDGAF and I’m not deleting shit If you work for ICE, you’re going to Hell If your job scares children, either quit your job or quit your life

Those frowning Barbie dolls everyone is posting are AI. Ppl don’t seem to even care

New York is such a weird place

I know a man who does it as if the sweats don't make folks think he's shaped like a Ken doll