OK. Good night

OK. Good night

Tomorrow is my second favorite workout day

I need something sweet

You know what I find extremely annoying? That stupid ass dip people keep putting in their pillows

I was just talking to a friend who had a rough day. Over her shoulder. I see her son has put the dog leash around his own neck, trying to get the dog to walk him. Dog looked confused as hell, trying to get away. My friend turned around & asked, "what part of your brain is in charge right now?!"

It will never my tickle me to see over-stimulated parents trying not to lose their shit while their kid(s) do some random shoot. Fur or human

The things I would do/ let that man do would make yall blush

Jey Uso getting divorced?

Sza just announced she has autism. Now every pathological liar is going to swear they have it too

35 minutes

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Listen, if i invite you somewhere and we've never been anywhere together, it is not a date. If you invite me somewhere and don't state it is a date, it's not a date.

92 minutes

So, being a Nazi is OK, but extramarital sexting is not?

Atlanta Folks: There's a 30+ RnB festival on August 15th. Limited free tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/age-30-rb-...

Someone bring me a cupcake

But everyone is indeed fucking stupid

To keep from napping, I'm going to go do a second workout after my last meeting. Who tf am I becoming?

I'm over today. Over it. I need to not have to speak with mediocre people for the rest of the day

Have any of you ever gotten the Nexplanon implant?

Ketchup is what's tearing up the skyline? Ketchup?!

If you'd wear meta glasses you'd wear a wire.

I hit leg day, ate breakfast, attendedsome meetings, and made it to my appointment on time. Now, I just need to make it thrive meetings this afternoon, auditing some shit for the new part of the org I'm taking over, study for 2 hours, and remember to eat dinner

Today is about to beat my ass.

Bruh.

I may get bashed but not having a hobby or goals other than being a wife makes my head hurt

When i change my pfp, are yall gonna act like yall don't know me?

I feel a way

I don't think we have a Food Lion here, and I don't want to make myself

Geh weg!

Is it about to storm again?

I was going to change my profile pic but until my handle change syncs, I'm going to chill

Bitch! You missed GENOCIDE!

Fuck Leopold II and everybody who love him

I need crab legs

You know what else I love (and I don't care how much yall hate them)? Pandora bracelets.

I LOVE Mickey Mouse

I...I think my feet are getting smaller? I was solidly an 8.5/39. Now, my 8.5s feel too big and some of my 39s are feeling a little roomy

I do not do vodka

Upper?!

I'm going to have to fill in my brows all week. Why? I was watching a documentary while trimming my brows and cut a plug in the right one 😒😒

Do I want wine, gin, whiskey or water?

I like to dress it up and make it look sexy habitually. If you don't gas me, you will never see me dresses like that again

I will snatch back all of my interest/ excitement expeditiously

I have Thursday and Friday off. I'm excited

Little dick bastards and your insecurities will be your downfall but at least don't make others suffer for it.

Audacity? All men have a ridiculous level of it

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The small of my back is sore as hell.