“Can you blow my mind….”

B

Whenever someone says Hal’s is their number 1 steakhouse in Atlanta, I know they don’t know what they’re talking about.

Craig Mack's ex is in denial, and she doesn't even realize how much damage she's doing to their kids

Them new Jordans finally come out?

Yall.... yall... there is a heating pad that fits like a vest.

Person, "i heard of this new restaurant in Atlanta. Wanna try it with me? " Me, "sure! What side of town is it on? " "Conyers" I didn't even keep replying. I feel so tried

Person, "i heard of this new restaurant in Atlanta. Wanna try it with me? " Me, "sure! What side of town is it on? " "Conyers" I didn't even keep replying. I feel so tried

Yep. Nerds>>>>

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It's this not attempted manslaughter?

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The part of my foot that I sliced yesterday is annoying me

Relaxing and hydrating

I don't need need a roller hat. But I need one

My new way to troll my light skin friends: Take a picture of their arm and find their skin's hex code. Did it to my friend Alex (who swears she's brown), and it decibel said she's a French vanilla tone

I would find extra holes for such a man. I already have a cassette player

Ok, Creflo

I got my tickets to Alvin Ailey

“The women on Facebook were ok with it” the women on Facebook drink E&J and wear ankle monitors so of course they are ok with anything

There's a man i think I want, and I might go get him in 2026

Failures and limitations = non-Black women

I don't like ugly men. I don't like broke men. I have no horse in this race

What is going on? Who is the horny orc?

I know it doesn't make sense, but this is exactly how I feel about a lot of poly couples. Like, damn! Ain't neither one of you attractive?!

I truly am a lover girl, so i don't understand when that energy isn't matched

This also feeds into my current "these men are boring" attitude. If you see how I'm living solo, why would you come along and ask me to live below that?!

There’s just too many narratives that seek to push women into expecting less. So no I’ll never be on your side even with the current cost of living…because you knew what you was doing.

I have never had a man who expected me to pay for shit. I have been in situations where splitting was necessary, but discussed in advance

I think the issue here is "expect." I'd you desire her to pay for get flight, you should express that whole also knowing there are indeed women who would be offended to be asked to

I'm quick to move when my lease is up. Everyone is so shocked I renewed it this time, but I love my neighborhood and my rent only went up by $75

Ohhh, same. So much so that I've been tempted to get a reMarkable

I.... should've sat my ass down longer. My upper back is on fire. I wanna go pick up heavy things and put them down, but I should probably sit down before I have to get put down

I need a snack

That's my second favorite. My first is Alice Smith's

The everyone else part is what drives me crazy. There's a woman who likes to "warn" people about me. Whole time, all I ever did was call her a weirdo and stand 10 toes about it

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Love It or List It is one of my guilty pleasures

I absolutely encourage being strict in dating. You worked too hard to (re) establish your peace to lose it over some BS

Being thought about makes me all warm inside

But your beards do increase your worth

Yes

Omg, yes! The Tindler Swindler is wild

I want to have either a surprise wedding or get married on vacation. I also don't want a diamond ring

But please keep it

I sliced my goddamn foot

I'm really fine tonight. I might do it again tomorrow

I finally figured out the be TV console I want

This man cheated on his girlfriend, and went and got a sugar baby. Proceeds to send $300k on her in a year! He tries to cut her off and take back a car he brought her. She gets mad and sends the girlfriend a threatening text. Does he learn? No.