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I am on the couch, prepping for a nap. Suddenly, I feel like I'm being watched. I'm in the top floor and live alone. I look up and is a crow out in the balcony, just watching me. First the hawk, now a crow. The finches were just acting an ass. The mourning doves are nowhere to be found.

This is why I've started sending people random cards

I had the weirdest dream last night. It still bothers me

I'm about to take the best nap!

I don't like racially neutral accents

YOU already don't have hair in the top of your head. Why would you shave your beard

Baby, do not shave your beard on me. Don't.

I would react the same

It's a rainy day in the A. I'm about to be lazy

I saw him live a a year ago. He's still got it

Will you marry me?

You talking to yourself

Smh

Ahem:

There’s cake in my future.

I want a breakfast sandwich

And all of white America is complicit for letting him get away with it.

I'm glad my voice be on that Toni Braxton

Jesus played too much. "Why are you crying" BECAUSE YOU DIED

Know me

@ambitiousapex.blacksky.app I'll stay up just because you liked that post

Let me take my ass to bed

My hamstrings are on fire

That's what you get

Why are yall so horny tonight?

Yall are some grade A heathens.

I may not make it off the couch tonight

My feet and legs are sore as hell.

Because Jesus is Unknown! Smh damn heathens!

Why are yall talking about zero gravity creampies

You moving in the spirit of broke with a woman YOU CHOSE? Fuck out my face.

According to the Brother in law I'm setting a horrible precedent for him by paying the dinner for both of the girls. You welcome mfer. Matta fact let me not be messy.

The way he played with Lauryn and his wife, I'm most certain he did

I can't even begin to

Describe your bluesky account with a single image (gif)

Let me take this nap

Who else feels this way? Asking for research purposes

pls do not page me until the toe tag has been secured.

I have favorites on here. If you have to ask, you’re probably not in that number. But you could be.

Idk if I want a nap or to eat something sweet

You in Philly?

Duh!

I got a whiskey infusion kit that I'm going to play with today!

I wanna see yall Easter fashions

Same. I'm even willing to tag them

So, I have a friend I made through beefing and hair. I have always had a lot of hair. I also tend to wrap my hair up when I'm working out or busy.

Baby girl would hate me. I mute people all the time. I have a mutual that was just too upset about her exes and desire to have another man, so i muted her. I have no ill will towards her. I just don't want to see all of that. I'll check in on her in a month or so