Did yall know that orcas eat moose?

There's a man whom I think world be irresistible if he grew a beard.

Sometimes, pain makes me giggle. My neck hurts and turning on the massager initially caused more pain. My response: giggling

I'm about to take a nap, and hopefully my shoulder feels better when I wake up. If not, I'm going to have to attempt to be productive off of an edible

My shoulder hurts like hell

Montell Jordan wrote "Nobody's Supposed to be Here" and "Same Script, Different Cast"

I remember finding out that the Tower of Pisa is supposed to fall once its man was great than 4.75. The angle was 5.5 when I found this out. I discovered this on my way to Florence. I most definitely didn't go into that tower.

I think I'm going to try at home diode hair removal

I'm seeing some confusing things

I need cuddling

I want my body wrapped in arms and blankets

I'm craving sushi

My fucking wrist and thumb are killing me

I'm watching a docuseries on the national forest killer. They caught that man right by my house

Yall nasty

EVERY FUCKING DAY

Know me

What is going on?

Let me take this nap. I'm thinking of doing all sorts of things I know rested me is going to regret

Should I dye my hair red?

That sleep aid is still in my system. I'm about to nap

Woke up to folks in my mentions telling me where to find niggas in Boston. If I don't trust niggas from there, why would I actively go find them? Yall are only validating my feelings

And 2 of these are examples of non-toxic nightshades

I almost posted a Pic on the black and white dress, but i would have been called all sorts of liars

I should change my pfp. Do i wanna put my face in it?

I'm going to grow a wagon one day

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm not going to unmute this video, so your point has not been made

Then you are a slut

Do you identify as male?

I am ridiculous. Lmao

I should go to bed

Some men's naked faces look like pubis muns and it gives me an unsettling feeling

2 things can be true at the same time

I just saw "WWDPD" and my mind had to have mistranslated it

Tomorrow is supposed to be a rest day. I might go downstairs and get a deep tissue massage

I love these date ideas. (I will hex you if you invite me to coffee or tea)

And I bet he was not lying.

I did not say I didn't think there were black people in Boston. That's not where my suspicion lies, suga. I'm also uninterested in going on a scavenger hunt for Black Folks.

I don't trust niggas from Boston. Like, you're a nigga... from BOSTON. That's suspicious

My boredom with most men is why I get offended when yall think I'm flirting with your little skyline crushes. I don't moisten for simple flirtation and a little attention

Even worse for me. I don't hate men. I just find the majority of them boring. I would literally rather sit at home and do nothing than to do anything with most men

@stilldarius.bsky.social explain "1988 Pleaser" Where my mind went can't be right

Guess who hasn't been wearing her brace like she's supposed to and is in pain?

Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases Nov. 18 for rental and purchase! Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter

We do turkey legs

I randomly stand up and make my ass clap to make sure I still got it

I definitely thought this was a slut because of the little person

They need to create a voice filter for virtual meetings. I need to be able to make offensive voices sound more appealing through my speakers. There's a man who sounds like Kermit the Frog who won't shut up and I shouldn't have to hear him speak like that

i don’t think social media has conceived anything that annoys me more than reaction videos. you got your fat ass face floating in the way reading shit aloud like a kindergarten teacher and making dumb faces. i hate it 🤣