My eeEeeeeeEeeEeeeeegooo

I.... think i broke my toe. Lmao

Nigga, WHAT?!

He's up and well. "I almost copied yesterday. I'm about to carpe diem because tomorrow isn't promised" 🤣🤣😏😏😏😏😏

Listen up! I'm going to bed and I'm likely going to sleep on tomorrow. I need yall to befuckinghave, OK?

I think i want to be a set of bangle nails

I wanna spray him with Raid

I logged into Facebook just to boo the oldheads using AI images. Shame works on that generation

I know I've been stressed af. Not only have i not been sleeping, but i keep forgetting to eat

So I strained a muscle, right? It pulls when I lie down. The only relief is to hold my boob. But I can't sleep like that

I swear, I might need someone to grab me by my ankles and dangle me upside down to really stretch my back out

I've finished the artwork in my guest bathroom and master bathroom as well as the pieces next to my laundry room. My new cabinets for my office get her tomorrow, so I'll be able to put that together and finish the art work in there. The new tv/vinyl stand for the living room gets here Friday.

I 100% believe they aren't supposed to be pets and that's why they're so terrible for the ecosystems they roam in

And then ask the kidless people if we're worried about who will take care of us when we get old. Like, Kayleigh Apple, you're not even going to make it past 40 at this rate.

I need a foot massage

There's a man I wanna flirt with, but I'm going to chill

Not at all

Something about his face is off to me. Idk what, but I don't trust him

Medium well

Being an older sister where there's a big age gap of wild sometimes. My youngest brother, a full fledged-adult, just called me. All I heard was throwing up. I finally hear, "Sissy, I have food poisoning. I'm coming over" 🤨🤨🤨

I'm going fully loaded

What did I miss, yall?

My last meeting ends at 5. I'm going to take a nap. Consequences be damned

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

"Bonnet down and legs up for about an hour" took me out

What did I do?

Matcha doesn’t taste good. It either tastes like the enhancements OR it tastes bad.

I slept terribly last night. I got maybe 3 hours of sleep total. I canceled my gym session this morning, and I feel awful about it, but I'm exhausted

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

Knicks fans, yall alright?

I almost said something mean. I need to go to bed. Lmao

Darwinism

And the ones who are don't seem to be that good at it. They keep posting unsolicited evidence.

Solely sex driven individuals are the worst to be around.

I need to be rubbed to sleep

I added new art to the way in my master bathroom. I love it

My body is sore af

Me, too every "Hey, beautiful" reply after I finally post on IG:

Yall be following weird ass people, my gawd

Certain things are not for public consumption

I didn't know that Monday is a holiday! I have a 4-day weekend!

There's a Stuck in the 90s party here in Atlanta on June 20th. Who's coming with?

What have I logged into?

I question a lot of people's logical reasoning

I'm going to sleep so well

Is it a Knicks fan ritual?

Ohhhhhh, and I think my new TV stand and display cabinet both get here this week. I'm going to get to put some of my records in my living room and up my office decor

I'm going to make teriyaki salmon, green beans and rice for dinner tomorrow. Tomorrow is also push and back day. I have a shit ton of meetings, but it's going to be a good day

I forgot I took Friday off.

The caucasoids will. They had a line down through 2 lights when they opened here