MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
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Comedian, Podcaster PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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Shot in May in beautiful Raleigh, NC.... Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November
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@adoseofdannih.bsky.social
here's one not onstage
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Hey thick Girl let me come by and fix that loose toilet seat for you
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I sound like a 70-80 yr old black man from the country cause thats what I heard growing up.
26 minutes ago
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I also think I speak "older" than I actually am cause I was raised by my grandma and grandaddy. So my phrases, diction and timbre are off a little bit
27 minutes ago
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Awesome lol
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30 minutes ago
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Lmao thanks!
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30 minutes ago
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Actually my speaking voice is slightly different from my performing voice. It's deeper and slower cause I'm not selling the jokes offstage.
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My speaking voice. Does it match my face?
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35 minutes ago
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Mine matches my face I think
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38 minutes ago
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I have clocked in for night shift. I ain't happy but I ain't gonna let this drive me crazy this time around.
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SinnamonS
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Lalah Hathaway Covers Glamour Bulgaria November 2025
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Nawl l it don't hurt mine
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about 4 hours ago
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Why did I think car batteries were still $130? Two Fucking Fifty!
about 4 hours ago
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Ad Astra Farms is a Black and woman owned and operated farm operating out of PG County. Specializing in fresh produce. See website for CSA details
adastrafarmsmd.com
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Ad Astra Farms of Maryland
Follow us on IG @adastrafarms.md for details on local seasonal vegetables and herbs, CSA, markets, growing tips and more!
https://adastrafarmsmd.com/
about 6 hours ago
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I'm out here at Ad Astra Farms tho. Look at these greens!
about 6 hours ago
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With the weather getting cold go get your battery tested if it's over 3 years old. Currently giving a jump now
about 6 hours ago
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I should go back to sleep since I got work tonight
about 9 hours ago
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Get your tickets now DC! Shows will sell out! It's me and Munk live onstage Dec 26-28 at DC Comedy Loft!
www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
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The Comedy Loft of DC | Felonious Munk
https://www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749
about 9 hours ago
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One week Out!
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about 9 hours ago
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Oh it's good and cold today.
about 9 hours ago
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Australia just be doing shit
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about 19 hours ago
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Time is going by fast tonight. I hope it goes by fast at work.
about 19 hours ago
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I get the "how big is it?" question and I know it's a dude cause only a dude would ask 😂😂😂
about 19 hours ago
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6'2"
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about 19 hours ago
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It's weird. It's from my daddy. All the boys he had have funny eyes and both my sons do but none of my daughters
about 19 hours ago
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Lately it's As You Stand By Me by Gabriel Jacoby
about 19 hours ago
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Great Question.... I hate Bat Dance by Prince 😅
about 19 hours ago
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Tatyana Ali aka Ashley Banks, Then Pam and Gina.
about 19 hours ago
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No. But I chill by design and determination to stay out of trouble.
about 19 hours ago
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My sister
about 19 hours ago
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None. I initiate.
about 19 hours ago
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None of them but I like a mean ass capricorn or chasing a libra sometimes
about 19 hours ago
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As hell
about 19 hours ago
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Debt to Income? Huge. Girthy even.
about 19 hours ago
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This morning I did some therapeutic massage... On my damn self
about 19 hours ago
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I made it. My kids said my pasta was dry 🥹🥹🥹
about 19 hours ago
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I haven't done NGL in awhile.
about 20 hours ago
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Last time I went to the dungeon I saw two women. One much smaller than the other and the smaller one was strapped up and going green eggs and Ham on her lover. Beautiful sight.
about 20 hours ago
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I just wanna watch Queen Latifah put that SimStrappilyDoodleyOoodley on somebody one time
about 20 hours ago
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It's after midnight. This is my night shift face
about 20 hours ago
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Deer:
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about 20 hours ago
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Crushes are fantastic. Make life worth living
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about 20 hours ago
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Ever try to take 93 selfies in a row before you realize it's your face that's throwing everything off?
about 20 hours ago
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Why Do you cry? We had ties But you won't try
about 20 hours ago
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open.spotify.com/track/3PqLsR...
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Mad At Fire
https://open.spotify.com/track/3PqLsRd5qvGGYllBy1IWII?si=EykGmpTGSeSPm1nwj4ySRA
about 21 hours ago
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And now I practice staying up all night
about 21 hours ago
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I need some coffee
about 23 hours ago
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That explains the taste of the McRib. They made every last one in existence 44 years ago.
about 23 hours ago
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Retroist
3 days ago
The McRib is 44 years old this month. People's opinion on this pork sandwich from McDonald's may vary, but its history is a fun mix of food science, resource scarcity, and commerce. It was a fun subject to write about.
www.retroist.com/p/the-histor...
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