MonsterKing
@cerromerussell.blacksky.app
π€ 8459
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Comedian, Podcaster PG County by way of Sumter County, Georgia
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Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase! Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
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Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
https://amzn.to/3X37a9O
about 2 months ago
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Or maybe I have astigmatism. Who knows, gonna get my glasses tho
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I need to make they eye appointment cause I'm tired of everything close up being fuzzy
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An attempt to spin the block tune.
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about 2 hours ago
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A Couple of Minutes is definitely a breakup song.
about 2 hours ago
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Feetnik sounds ridiculous lmao
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Healing from this cold in extreme fashion
about 2 hours ago
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This is giving me a headache trying to look at it
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about 11 hours ago
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The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
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Spotify β Web Player
https://open.spotify.com/track/0khi86hc79RfsRC0rrkkA2?si=BgiMW1rPQjaqK3hTMjL9rQ
about 11 hours ago
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I was hungry again.
about 12 hours ago
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Am I hungry again?
about 13 hours ago
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I just watched a Thunda Thighs ad 3 times... Perhaps I need help?
about 15 hours ago
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug
about 17 hours ago
y'all young, huh?? you missed TLC wearing condoms as accessories? have you heard any of their music??
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Hell nawl
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about 17 hours ago
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I have a cold. Remember me fondly when they put me down like Old Yeller
about 18 hours ago
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It's time to dismantle this regime and lock people away.
about 19 hours ago
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My sleep schedule and day is fucked. And it started out so promising.
1 day ago
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Was that Kraven movie any good?
1 day ago
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My ear feels funny. I hope I'm not getting a cold.
1 day ago
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No Mr. Strange White Man I would not like to do your "hot wife" while you watch from a chair and beat your yourself with a badminton racquet!
1 day ago
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Me on Feeld.... Me: *logs on* Ugly white man from Loudoun Co: "How'd you like to give my wife that BBC!"
1 day ago
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I've never been to New Orleans. I feel like this is a travesty.
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I haven't been to some important places
1 day ago
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I gotta rethink this Feeld app. Some of these people look like Stephen Miller
1 day ago
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I have an outsized hatred for almonds. Yall should know this
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My flabbers are gasted π€
1 day ago
Somebody already got the choreography ready to go - bet. They just need accurate props - fans, shirts, and the like.
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Tomorrow was made for some Tomorrow may never come
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For All We Know
https://open.spotify.com/track/0vB3z9Jp1OFTV9gZDYkVG1?si=YXt54qS5R0ic8fD-Ihhbtw
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Growing up can be a pain You're not a man Until you come of age...
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Boys To Men
https://open.spotify.com/track/3jA9wIZHmiXWYAG06Dc8rp?si=vG04HIWJRCGUjCRTPil_mg
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I'm in love With a woman Who's in love With a man I can't be It ain't me
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Church
https://open.spotify.com/track/46ex2zeKXK9fXCMQNrIn92?si=4hmT5SsDS-meluHIW6Kr3A
1 day ago
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I don't even know why I love sad songs so much. It ain't even healthy for me personally but yet! I still listen to and love(lost) them.
1 day ago
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Is Purple Rain considered a break up song?
1 day ago
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This is the saddest breakup song ever. I'm emotional and it's don't even apply to me π₯Ή
1 day ago
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I won't say goodbye I don't wanna use that exit Please Don't make me lie I have no excuse for you this time
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Seasons
https://open.spotify.com/track/48G5CuGCMI2MGsbSiGFkMt?si=WCdZljbZRzua0xbw9VaSAg
1 day ago
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Yeah this shit is AI. Damn it! I wanted an Anita Baker t-shirt!
1 day ago
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I want to buy this Anita Baker t-shirt on Instagram but I suspect it's AI generated and she never made that facial expression before
1 day ago
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We would get a leak tonight on my watch. Luckily it wasn't too bad.
1 day ago
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Yall think they'll make a new line dance when King Cheeto dies?
1 day ago
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I said I was gonna read ten pages a day this year at minimum and I'm already 6 days behind. Oh well I can always start now
2 days ago
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Saint Allureπͺ
2 days ago
& I mean the cackle specifically. Itβs so fun & cute, lol.
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The ick is brutal lmaooo
2 days ago
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I mean.... You never know when it might come up.
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2 days ago
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2 days ago
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower
2 days ago
Made me think of this π π π
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Winifred Sedai Burton
2 days ago
The fact that I call everybody darlin instead of baby is splittin hairs tbh. Once I used the term joker to accomodate for polite company it was OVER. Just came out so nice and natural. This is my final form.
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Bad Bitches Love Nujabes
2 days ago
it used to be cute sized babies screaming βUncle James!β, now Iβm Unc and βcan I have $30β
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2 days ago
The wild shit is when folks be Mid Level Uncs and in denial. ππ Niggas be outside like βWho is Unc young Fella!!!?
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Werewolf all day
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2 days ago
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Princey.
2 days ago
Fabolous just printed this post out specifically so he could set it on fire
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The "Unc" sneaks up on you, but it comes for us all eventually
2 days ago
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That corner by the DC Comedy Loft is wild anyway. That's where the two guys from the Fireplace called me "Beefy" when I walked past π
2 days ago
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Damn whippersnappers!
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