Or maybe I have astigmatism. Who knows, gonna get my glasses tho

I need to make they eye appointment cause I'm tired of everything close up being fuzzy

An attempt to spin the block tune.

A Couple of Minutes is definitely a breakup song.

Feetnik sounds ridiculous lmao

Healing from this cold in extreme fashion

This is giving me a headache trying to look at it

The lights went out and Nikki started to grind open.spotify.com/track/0khi86...

I was hungry again.

Am I hungry again?

I just watched a Thunda Thighs ad 3 times... Perhaps I need help?

y'all young, huh?? you missed TLC wearing condoms as accessories? have you heard any of their music??

Hell nawl

I have a cold. Remember me fondly when they put me down like Old Yeller

It's time to dismantle this regime and lock people away.

My sleep schedule and day is fucked. And it started out so promising.

Was that Kraven movie any good?

My ear feels funny. I hope I'm not getting a cold.

No Mr. Strange White Man I would not like to do your "hot wife" while you watch from a chair and beat your yourself with a badminton racquet!

Me on Feeld.... Me: *logs on* Ugly white man from Loudoun Co: "How'd you like to give my wife that BBC!"

I've never been to New Orleans. I feel like this is a travesty.

I haven't been to some important places

I gotta rethink this Feeld app. Some of these people look like Stephen Miller

I have an outsized hatred for almonds. Yall should know this

Somebody already got the choreography ready to go - bet. They just need accurate props - fans, shirts, and the like.

Tomorrow was made for some Tomorrow may never come open.spotify.com/track/0vB3z9...

Growing up can be a pain You're not a man Until you come of age... open.spotify.com/track/3jA9wI...

I'm in love With a woman Who's in love With a man I can't be It ain't me open.spotify.com/track/46ex2z...

I don't even know why I love sad songs so much. It ain't even healthy for me personally but yet! I still listen to and love(lost) them.

Is Purple Rain considered a break up song?

This is the saddest breakup song ever. I'm emotional and it's don't even apply to me 🥹

I won't say goodbye I don't wanna use that exit Please Don't make me lie I have no excuse for you this time open.spotify.com/track/48G5Cu...

Yeah this shit is AI. Damn it! I wanted an Anita Baker t-shirt!

I want to buy this Anita Baker t-shirt on Instagram but I suspect it's AI generated and she never made that facial expression before

We would get a leak tonight on my watch. Luckily it wasn't too bad.

Yall think they'll make a new line dance when King Cheeto dies?

I said I was gonna read ten pages a day this year at minimum and I'm already 6 days behind. Oh well I can always start now

& I mean the cackle specifically. It’s so fun & cute, lol.

The ick is brutal lmaooo

I mean.... You never know when it might come up.

Made me think of this 😅😅😅

The fact that I call everybody darlin instead of baby is splittin hairs tbh. Once I used the term joker to accomodate for polite company it was OVER. Just came out so nice and natural. This is my final form.

it used to be cute sized babies screaming “Uncle James!”, now I’m Unc and “can I have $30”

The wild shit is when folks be Mid Level Uncs and in denial. 😂😂 Niggas be outside like “Who is Unc young Fella!!!?

Werewolf all day

Fabolous just printed this post out specifically so he could set it on fire

The "Unc" sneaks up on you, but it comes for us all eventually

That corner by the DC Comedy Loft is wild anyway. That's where the two guys from the Fireplace called me "Beefy" when I walked past 😭

Damn whippersnappers!