@adoseofdannih.bsky.social here's one not onstage

Hey thick Girl let me come by and fix that loose toilet seat for you

I sound like a 70-80 yr old black man from the country cause thats what I heard growing up.

I also think I speak "older" than I actually am cause I was raised by my grandma and grandaddy. So my phrases, diction and timbre are off a little bit

Awesome lol

Lmao thanks!

Actually my speaking voice is slightly different from my performing voice. It's deeper and slower cause I'm not selling the jokes offstage.

My speaking voice. Does it match my face?

Mine matches my face I think

I have clocked in for night shift. I ain't happy but I ain't gonna let this drive me crazy this time around.

Lalah Hathaway Covers Glamour Bulgaria November 2025

Nawl l it don't hurt mine

Why did I think car batteries were still $130? Two Fucking Fifty!

Ad Astra Farms is a Black and woman owned and operated farm operating out of PG County. Specializing in fresh produce. See website for CSA details adastrafarmsmd.com

I'm out here at Ad Astra Farms tho. Look at these greens!

With the weather getting cold go get your battery tested if it's over 3 years old. Currently giving a jump now

I should go back to sleep since I got work tonight

Get your tickets now DC! Shows will sell out! It's me and Munk live onstage Dec 26-28 at DC Comedy Loft! www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

One week Out!

Oh it's good and cold today.

Australia just be doing shit

Time is going by fast tonight. I hope it goes by fast at work.

I get the "how big is it?" question and I know it's a dude cause only a dude would ask 😂😂😂

6'2"

21

It's weird. It's from my daddy. All the boys he had have funny eyes and both my sons do but none of my daughters

Lately it's As You Stand By Me by Gabriel Jacoby

Great Question.... I hate Bat Dance by Prince 😅

Tatyana Ali aka Ashley Banks, Then Pam and Gina.

No. But I chill by design and determination to stay out of trouble.

My sister

None. I initiate.

None of them but I like a mean ass capricorn or chasing a libra sometimes

As hell

Debt to Income? Huge. Girthy even.

This morning I did some therapeutic massage... On my damn self

I made it. My kids said my pasta was dry 🥹🥹🥹

I haven't done NGL in awhile.

Last time I went to the dungeon I saw two women. One much smaller than the other and the smaller one was strapped up and going green eggs and Ham on her lover. Beautiful sight.

I just wanna watch Queen Latifah put that SimStrappilyDoodleyOoodley on somebody one time

It's after midnight. This is my night shift face

Deer:

Crushes are fantastic. Make life worth living

Ever try to take 93 selfies in a row before you realize it's your face that's throwing everything off?

Why Do you cry? We had ties But you won't try

And now I practice staying up all night

I need some coffee

That explains the taste of the McRib. They made every last one in existence 44 years ago.

The McRib is 44 years old this month. People's opinion on this pork sandwich from McDonald's may vary, but its history is a fun mix of food science, resource scarcity, and commerce. It was a fun subject to write about. www.retroist.com/p/the-histor...