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My dog knowing he about to get some dressing w/ chicken gizzards and livers in it tomorrow

Somebody, not from NY, is arguing that you get cheaper food in “Harlem than in Manhattan.” Got me in here like…

One of the things Keith is doing is trying to show that “maybe I don’t have it TODAY… but I did at one point” It looks and feels creepy because it is. And he seems to just want to remind you.

Keith Olbermann continues to talk about the Nuzzi story like he doesn’t know we know. It’s truly just the most curious approach. I would love to ask him questions about it.

Th Feds have mistakenly identified people several times and can’t catch a cold. I don’t believe they’re a serious organization. They have fired experienced investigators and their leader is an incompetent powerless clown

what you want us to do? make your job easier by not expecting you to perform it?

Nah B. You gonna take a different if that’s me. 😂😂

And tell the one on the right to either go out the window or take the stairs...

So basically you saying you had these on at a Lenny Greene night down to The Shadow trying to dance with a Transit worker named Darlene ?

And look…Jeffery and Marcus have been the but of many jokes. But they were DIv 1 basketball players for multiple years and would’ve likely cooked at your local LA fitness run

I’m not a “I never thought he was funny” kinda guy with Kevin. But this special was lackluster. I’m not a pro. And far be it from me to tell one the most successful entertainers of the last 15-20yrs. The spacing and cadence of the set felt rushed and dated.

😂😂😂😂

That opening joke was…

I don’t trust people wearing those shoes, wearing rings on your index finger or *missing side teeth. *I will give you pass if you just came home from The Joint

Thats not shallow AT ALL

Gonna be honest… No disrespect, these aren’t grown up shoes and I want these Middle Managment 5’s retired. They should be recalled

I like rom coms. I would love to see more. And see more in more avg American setting. I don’t really need to see this set in a $3M Brownstone.

When people call you “OG” they really ain’t listening to you. It’s like the polite way of calling you Old Dude who missed the point/joke. Basically “Old Head Lite”

Telling someone they need to “think about the fools that would listen” to something random on the Skyline is… a very interesting take. 😂😂

Boomerang

In the meantime. My first comedy special is out now! Watch it with the Family for the holidays!!!!

Hammercy!!

Strom Thurmond is a throwback racist. Some of yall too young to know him but he he put up 25/5/7 a game in hating Black people.

A lot of these niggas be lying too. “I taste hints of vanilla and cinnamon” Darnell.. if you don’t shut’cho up and pour that $35 bottle and get the hell on! Don’t nobody care about “the original distillery machine”😂😂

A cigar buddy of mine had to list his whiskey collection. It was something close to $20K in value. Those bottles can cost. I’m capping at $200. But that’s mostly because I gotta feel good about spending. And $1K on a bottle of liquor is hard to feel good about.

Also I think people are enjoying the hobby of whiskey collection. The batches can flip into a good amount of money.

Bourbon and whiskey is overflowing. The cigar boom has helped that. And guys love having something new and unique to put on the table. Especially in that $40-70 range

There are so many brand and batches. And unless you have a really refined palate, the taste difference is kind of negligible.

People think that because nonprofits are mission-oriented charitable organizations the people that lead them and work there are not supposed to get paid. Newsflash: nonprofits are companies. What’s different is they don’t pay profits to shareholders. You gotta pay for talent. End of story.

Mama called it pee-can. I’m calling it pee-can

Signing your publishing over because you can’t read and you thinks it’s a kids permission slip.

Somebody gotta put his face in buddy from LIFE: “Last fella could read got parole around Christmas” Cam as Eddie: “None’a yall can read? 60yrs old, Mufucka can’t read” 😂😂

Juelz Santana when he learns how jewels is actually spelled.

They definitely sell cufflinks that match the tie at the counter where he bought this outfit. Big “I’ll give a good deal Brother!” Fit

Meanwhile he standing there skinnin and grinnin like a sucka. And none of that shit will stop that wide hip candle having summa bitch from sending whoever where ever. You just standing looking like a fool. And for what?

Oop.

The attack on Black History continues.

I’m not sure what list that woman belongs on but there needs to be one IMMEDIATELY

Say man… SAY MAN. How you tell us you’re gonna skip the “graphic” part them tell us you tried bite a small piece of to “move it out the way” *Bernie Mac Voice* What is goings on man!!?

I think people, generally, over season their food and the content stuff feels performative. Cause ain’t no way you eating 27000MG of sodium/serving and still got all your limbs.

When I read the nutrition facts on those lil ass cookies… MY GAWD.

If you’re part of a village that is raising a child, not only do you have the right to say something, you have a DUTY to say something Sometime shit gets uncomfortable But we gotta draw lines in the sand on shit. And if the parents aren’t willing to allow you that earned right…that’s a bigger issue

Dinner: Ice Cold Pepsi After Dinner: Woodford Neat Dessert: Coffee with Baileys

That was CRAZY. They Fed that man in a slop bowl on the porch like he was prisoner. 😂😂

Buddy that couldn’t eat at his own dinner table? 😂😂

This sexual harassment training is long AF but people will sit through this whole thing and still take their dick out at the holiday party smh

Apocalypse 3’s