The score is WHAT now!???

Rapper losing a rap battle: “I WILL CALL THE AUTHORITIES!” Authorities: “Buddy… nothing happening here. Go head and drive along”

A professional loser

The Sphere is really an amazing space. That U2 Show was amazing.

I’m only going if Gwen’s ex is playing in the band like the old days 🙏🏽😫

That called that man everything but a child of God.

we told you, vivek.

We used to depend on my uncle who owned a funeral home. But he’s dead now and we don’t have a funeral home plug anymore. 😭

Couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

RENT. DUE. Buddy was SINGING singing

Didnt prosecute anybody for anything, and here we are!

😂😂😂

If you said “you can have your full head of hair back if you cut off your pinky toe.” I mean… I’m probably gonna say no I’m good. But it’s gonna be a hard decision. Like the pinky toe is definitely in jeopardy. Me:

I am lucky to not have a crazy shaped head but man… when I had to cut it down I knew that click was ticking Brother. 😂😂

Yes. I fought the good fight. But these genes said “You thought we was bullshittin huh?”

We also need to bring back rehearsal. Not enough rehearsal. And this is for EVERYBODY! You don’t see it in gospel acts and people from church backgrounds because rehearsal is part of church choir normalcy and has a social aspect. But we need more “TAKE IT FROM THE TOP!”

Music is suffering because artists won’t bring back bridges and won’t use harmonicas.

Apparently their food doesn’t taste as good as your food. Even tho it’s the same exact food from the same place. Because if you gave her your current food and opened new food, again, exactly the same… she wants your current food. Because that “taste better” It took me a long time to learn this.

The one of biggest lies told in a relationship.

It's a little outside

Man caught a hot 2pc to the jaw and the deers stopped fuckin with him immediately.

Mr Danny trying to make sure Ms Dorthy got that White Diamonds on and her good house coat when he pull up. 😂😂

One of the few actors I dont hate cuz of his character. And bby I HATED Mister.

He forgets, too.

Going out as a loser is one thing. Going out like an incompetent quitter is not what I had on my bingo card for Bill. This is absolutely damaging to his brand.

UNC really .. um … fumbled this whole thing. 😎

Nah. This a sweet potato household! Only potatoes getting play here is going in a salad and chopped into the pot roast.

Making a person laugh that is EXPECTING to laugh is kinda hard man. 30mins is a LONG time. I have way too much respect for Pros. This is also like when people think they catch a NFL pass or Hit a MLB fastball. Man if you don’t get’cho ass on

Absolutely not. 30mins is a LONG time. Knowing how to pivot is needed. Proper transitions. No way. Me after them first two jokes

I don’t know man. Atlanta is one of those places you can hid in plain sight. Also I don’t think he had money for a boat to Cuba. He’s one of the countries most wanted fugitives. He ain’t exactly able to board a United flight. 😂😂

This is purely a safety issue. You simply cannot sit in the exit row if the crew doesn’t trust you to follow their instructions. His refusal to get off signaled that he might pose a danger to the flight.

One thing that does bother me… people that ain’t actually young playing like I’m old. Don’t “Unc” me nigga. You’re 42…Darryl. FOH. 😂😂 You RIGHT behind me. Your hairline gone and your knee started to bother you the summer before last. Cut the Shit!

I’m with the funny. But it gotta be funny. Like The NY Timbs joke. Fam.. a lot of the shit is very low hanging fruit sense of humor. When humor is good… everybody laughing.

Very wack when the joke is corny.

A lot of people simply say the biggest city because telling somebody you’re from Brentwood or New Rochelle doesn’t register. And that’s fine. But we know why people make the distinction.

NYC too. I hear this often in big metro cities. Nothing about Atlanta doing that is unique.

At least three of these or I’m haunting everybody

Funerals are costly. With that said… I want The Show baby. When I put on that white robe and Golden Slipper I wanna be sent off proper. Put me in my finest And there better be at least 2 wailers, 2 Wall Sliders and 1 Casket Jumper screaming “I WANNA GO!!!”

I ate it very angrily!! 😂😂

Concerts cannot be $1K per night to enjoy. The same with sporting events. This shit is not sustainable. Also… I went to a Mets game. I tuned my mouth up for a good hot dog. They gave a raggedy ass skinny regularly hotdog. I was disgusted man. I mean I ate it. But I was not happy.

Has anyone ever seen a pari of Big Baller Brand sneakers in the wild? I mean legit on someone’s feet. Even like an Old Uncle that give your d clothes for home to wear?

You get to raise your kids how you see fit. Trouble, temptation and all sorts of shit happens everywhere. “They eat with grown ups” I mean….

Plenty of people raise their kids in Hollywood. And you can raise kids without their iPads and taking their dishes to the sink in your home. This idea that you leave the location and then automatically get new start. Your kids will be compared to others. Your kids might also end up on drugs.

Congrats to every Democrat who took him seriously when he said Joe Biden didn't recognize him that one time. You got played.

Nah thank goodness! That shit is so jarring and unnecessary.

Patel’s 2 biggest case of 2025 ended because State Police/SWAT found a killer and the other guys parents turned him in. That dude is amateur hour and probably couldn’t get out of an escape room.

I blocked every account I saw posting Dr King. E. Fuckin. Nuff

“Thank you Bahama. I’m happy to be here. Don’t fry the eggs too hard because Black Jelly beans equal 6.”- His first speech

Ask that nigga to spell Bahamas and watch blood start leaking from his ears: