Roan is a real one.

the drinking on this show is BEYOND. i respect the commitment

never seen Mad Men all the way through so let's do that now.

I know this ain’t the point of the video but

DOX YELLOW HOODIE!!

the best time for someone to just fucking do it already was 50 years ago. the second best time is now.

omg just found this baker(?) on YouTube and she's doing a series on Black American baking recipes. youtube.com/shorts/H6eyM...

its so nice when good things are good. 🥹

went full Kelly Osborne

My initial reaction social media posts made it into a bunch of stories on the Amazon Ring Superbowl commercial, including this one from @truthout.org

TLDR: @chloeneast.bsky.social and co-authors find that while ICE makes MORE arrests during 45's terms, the share of those arrested with criminal records DECREASES. Bruh.

BREAKING: San Francisco public school teachers, counselors, and nurses have walked out on strike. 6,000 members of the United Educators of San Francisco are striking to fight for fully funded health care for their families and a raise to keep up with the Bay Area cost of living.

WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY!!!!

minding my business when Sage Francis comes on the shuffle

ok WOW

👀👀

I hope this guy is having the best day ever! 🙌🏽 #Superbowl #grass

i already ate lunch and now I'm huddled over my space heater, reading about fictional boy bands. I think that's it for the day

Oh now that it's been proven effective, suddenly spells are off the table?!

- AI - AI - Gamble from your phone - AI - Beer - You're fat - Gamble from your phone - AI - Cyber security - Mr. Roger's Mortgages - AI - Erotic vodka drinking robots - Fat is bad - AI - Beer - AI - Gamble from your phone - Do your taxes - AI - Beer - AI

lmfaooo doing a "citizenship for meee but not for theeee" when you're hiding in *bonafide United States-territory PUERTO RICO* as a tax shelter is achingly stupid my god

I dont pay no mind to either of those Loganses but it's always funny when there's a right-side-of-history sibling openly campaigning against the dummy sibling

“Thank you for your payment”! I’ll slap the shit outta you! 👋🏾😭

tok drunk last night and dabbed some vinegar into the cabbage, only to have to pull it back from the brink of becoming sauerkraut.

that'd make me worse?!

finna get some breakfast and other assorted sundries to stave off the cramp crankies

Denzel's off today (smart) so i left him with a kiss and a to-do list before departing. get to work, gorgeous!

this situation is rapidly developing into a "close the door to your office and play Bad Bunny halftime show at 89 volume" kind of day

I'm never not here for lover boys & lover girls doing lover shit on main

cramps are ALMOST bad enough to just get pregnant again. "ALMOST" being the operative word.

pals, i gotta stop and be honest with you. i had 3 margaritas and a shot before I got to work so whatever happens next is not my fault, but you're welcome. let's do the thing for the stuff!!!!

Bad Bunny has more monthly Spotify listeners than Trump has voters. So there's that.

why haven't i made lumpia? Whats wrong with me?

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Saw this last night and Durand so real for this

I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Bad Bunny with Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin after his Super Bowl Halftime show.

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

The way Bad Bunny set up his halftime show, the best place to see it from was the worst seats in the stadium, all the way at the top. The richest and most powerful people in the lowest seats had almost no view at all.

Tomorrow is a great day to rip the Ring cameras off your house and smash them with hammers.

this is one of my bestest batches of fried chicken yet. made the usual sides of mac & cheese, and cabbage with it not to mention a dandy peach cobbler that goes great with a scoop of Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream i've had a headache all the livelong day, but i'm glad to have fixed some victuals

BENITO HALFTIME AND THE PATRIOTS LOST!!!!!

A couple fascinating things I learned reporting this: 1. Much of the plant life on the field was people in costume. 2. The finale required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics. 3. That was a real couple that got married during the Lady Gaga number. So many more details here in the piece. Go read!

REAL.

We gotta get the yt boys back in the garage..

Westerners ruin EVERYTHING www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...