i'd kill for a whopper

yep. they cooked, us kids set the table and washed dishes after. we'd talk and sang songs from movies we liked 😂 when the phone rang, the answering machine got it lol

drunk idea! pork andcrab lumpia don't let me forget

learned what Jackbox is today - a party game pack you download on PS or Xbox, then play via your phone with friends. trivia games, drawing games, murder mystery, improv, etc. i'm old so i thought "party games" meant somebody has a deck of cards, or drinking games. but this could be something!

i know it smell crazy in there

And Sinclair is still acting like they're not gonna broadcast it because Kimmel won't bend the knee to Skibidi Gums' family, nor donate money to his grift-o-rama LLC.

Babies shouldn't be eating candy, so yoink

its spaghetti in there

never forget Sabrina Carpenter's role in getting Eric Adams indicted. 🙂‍↕️

Happy 38th birthday to Teyonah Parris!

”IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE COFFIN LOWERED MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE”

After the Kiss by Rodin

‘Drift’ Oil and acrylic on canvas 1.1Mx1.1M

he's going to poison the delta

a modern retelling; unworking tv supports the working tv

A day in Toho heaven

i took a couple shots maybe it will help me nap

up cuz he was up but he left and i'm still up 🫠

don't end up like them

Perfection

What movie do you consider Perfect?

i'm gonna laugh at this all night. omg remember the time a male said women aren't funny? has he choked?

what movie do you consider Perfect?

More Scary Stories to Read in The Dark

skibidi gums is truly the craziest thing I've seen today

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

i wanna barf. it was 70-30 ME.

Looks like that Skibidi toilet thing the kids are into these days

it's genuinely meaner than anything we could say, and i adore that. i also wonder if we can reach out to union of off-season caricature artists from the boardwalk and get them to do murals on GOP officials' residences or something

be embarrassed and mumble something about, "But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father"

i'm paraphrasing but a wise woman, @feralpeafowl.bsky.social, once said though they may be dumb "i still want parity for you bitches"

even without CeeDee Lamb, my fantasy team is still whooping various ass this week. thank you, Football Jesus

So, this is how I’m finding out the Ghostface Killah is a homophobic deadbeat! This is his son, Infinite Coles and the diss track eats!!!

it's an acquired taste 🥴🥹

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

if you'll excuse me, i have celebratory tequila to meet with

can we hear a little commotion for the dresses? 🔥

John Lee Hooker with a diagram of the evolution of the Blues.

EAGLES BLOCK THE GAME-WINNING FG 😱😱😱 JORDAN DAVIS TAKES IT BACK ALL THE WAY! 🚨

WHAT WAS SAID??

3-0! NEXT!

Go Birds, dickhead

For my parents and 80’s and 90’s Babies, Scholastic just dropped their own app! And you can stream for free!

I apologize in advance for leaving work early. Football on.

#GameDay 🏈

This is what I mean when I say they can't fix it. it's not broken, it's structurally indifferent to truth It's built on "likely" Sometimes likely = true Often it isn't

Nobody's making deals with God to get him to swap their places and running up that hill anymore, and that's sad.

none of my posts have been as mean as this painting is

I’m just a man, standing with a cast iron skillet in one hand and an All Clad one in the other, after making dinner, hoping I don’t fuck up in cleaning these.

I’m sorry, I’ve been preoccupied with maintaining my own sanity, but are people expecting a rapture this week?