sustained two burns on the same forearm but our dinner is done and everybody opened their Christmas stockings. (as usual mine was empty because I buy the stockings and the stuffers, so who watches the watcher)

i'm not built for year-round hot rain

This is exactly why I’m not a fan of his movies.

finally cooking. twice-baked potatoes, lemon & garlic herbed pork tenderloin, brussels sprouts, biscuits

10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.

Mariah and Lil Kim KNEW!

it's Christmas so I'm not going to double text but i'm hopping mad 🥲

Once when I was bad in preschool. And again in elementary because I was "too bored" in classes and the school wanted to move me up. Beyond that? TUH.

LMAO @ "Get out of there"

I've always wondered what the first take went like.

crying at Will I Am acting like he generates anything decent in the year 2025 a punchline trying to lead the youth. the chagrin should be choking

ooh happy hour sounds fun! oh, *you're* going. have fun. get home safe.

it’s based on the way your motor and sensory neurons are laid out. sensory neurons from your non-dominant thumb sit very close to the motor neurons controlling your throat, so when you squeeze the thumb, some of the electrical activity spills over and temporarily “fatigues” the throat neurons.

well this is a fine time to realize i am almost out of wrapping paper. 🥲

I said anybody who has a motherfucking Steam Deck, please!?

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

okay pals. who all has a Steam Deck and what can you tell me so I seem knowledgeable about it? should I open it and charge it and stuff? Or let The Teen do all that?

Composed my *still waiting* text to the office to buy time, pressed send. and what to what do my wondering ears detect? a crisp KNOCK KNOCK rapping at the door it's hereeee! this fucking Steam Deck thing has arrived!

they got your boy in the motherfucking chicago tribune 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I am not going to work until this delivery comes! idc idc idc

no

I mute a ton. most readily when the current character/quote post is annoying to me, or the ultra horny slippy grippy Mooseinator 5000 content overwhelms the SL. also mute the hashtags of shows/sports I don't care about, and TT video threads.

Merry Christmas, from us to you

Waiting for the delivery man to come slang them presents. i'm watching the status bar like a HAWK.

Ituen Basi #fashionsky

Share someone who looks stylish wearing a winter coat. 🖤

This game was so dope.

read CHIPWRECKED here www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

Seems bad

I watched the 60 minutes episode here a few minutes ago without having to download anything or create an account, thanks @muellershewrote.com: www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Two up two down! (I ate a lot of food and now almost ready for dessert)

I want fried chicken and I want pizza. I don't have to choose.

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app

The library let me borrow a springform pan. They are clutch af.

BREAKING: Instacart is ending all price testing on its platform in the wake of this report.

The story is insane. The acting head of cyber security, a Noem crony, repeatedly demanded to see highly classified information he didn’t need access to, and when staff set up a lie detector test as a condition to grant him access, he failed it. So DHS suspended the staffers.

A pirate activist group reportedly scraped and uploaded Spotify’s entire music catalog online ✳️ • Included 86M audio files — now circulating in bulk torrents totaling ~300 terabytes • Spotify confirmed they are investigating the incident (via billboard)

in the game over yet cuz I'm gonna kick this man out when it is

sometimes you sleep in your support hat and it's not weird you're weird

I'm maybe just too fucked up at this point but I'd just upload the video to torrent sights.

watching This Is Spinal Tap to go to sleep ✌🏽

gonna sleep with socks on

yall not cold?!

I kinda wants a chili cheese dog. But I'll shut up

full now and ready for bed shut up goodnight everybody

Bari Weiss is really really bad at this because now I definitely wanna see the CECOT piece by a magnitude of about 2,000x more than if they had just aired it as planned.

dozed off during the game so he said why don't you go to bed and I replied, "ok but will you bring me up a cheesteak with chips, a pickle, and mac & cheese, collard greens, and a drink of ice water" 😚

so manipulation.