Decided to go into these people job today. Keep me prayed up, saints! 😒

gonna fix a drink and settle in with this thread. this movie is so many things to me 🥹

I want a pedicure this weekend.

I was sitting in the pedicure chair minding my business when this tweet popped into my mind. 😭😭😭 @bperry149.bsky.social

This is sad. I liked rifling through the almanac and seeing what's what.

awake, again 😔

the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. youtu.be/5upeWPTzFgc?...

LMFAOOOOOOOO. right on the neck.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved. www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

Oh look at me, my names Zohran and I just won mayor and my wife is fine as hell fuck you dawg

philanthropy is when i give myself money

muted HolySky. it's time.

😂 😂 😂

I can’t believe it’s not batter

Right. Daylight. Sunlight. Whateverthefucklight be damned. Rub my booty.

I keep trying but omg I don't get Twin Peaks

am disoriented by the darkness of the hour and all i know is if he doesn't come home and grab on me i'm gonna lose my mind

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ KICK IT!!

I ain't SCARED of you muthafuckas

Nap #2 now loading

Sandwich man leaving court

The Economist headline: Did we wrongly cancel phrenology?

finally catching up on #BeyondTheGates, and I might love this ridiculous show 🥹

is this in the same scene?? 🥲🥲

if you come over on my off day, you are required to bring a house gift. At least 40 proof

Anyway, besides some personal bullshit, last night WAS absolutely amazing. Ppl were asking me to sign their books and everything 🥹

was it being your child to work day??

Yup. A photographer posted her at Howard Homecoming and the rest was history

just in case case it's measles..

most bugs have exoskeletons, once you smash that all their gooey insides come out. my and Louisville slugger would manage alright.

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

latchkey! i got to watch so many R-rated movies before my parents got home

Ellis starting the day off by reading out Carl Sandburg's poem "Chicago" in its entirety.

was napping real good when that crisp official knock rapped on my door

I think a nap is in order 😴

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

My brain does this at least thrice a month.

a nation holds its breath as we wait for @dieworkwear.bsky.social to see this...

that reminds me, what Keith Lee up to?

people know this????

Can you Feel a Brand new daaaaay

Nov 5th - On bonfire night, Moses and his crew prevented an alien invasion. 📽️📅 Attack the Block (2011)

okay this is gross

Mine is on my face. Thank you for asking.

nobody: Denzel, asleep: Me: let me just get it real quick..