Good morning!

100% accurate. i hate that goddamn song. Stay your ass home, Less! We'll be fine without you!

They should replace every reference with “6Lack” 💀

If you’re into books written by people instead of assembled by AI slop, I just finished this one, which is about a Black guy who quits the CIA to train Black freedom fighters in Chicago, and I can’t stop thinking about it.

I want things like shows movies & books that use AI slop to be slapped with a warning label like a pack of cigarettes.

A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black. A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black. A HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY cannot say Black.

i've a bottle of champagne with gold flakes I'm hanging on to for the specialest occasion.

i—

Negative degrees should be illegal omg

when did chocolate covered pretzels start running my pockets like this??? $7.99 for this little ass bag 😒

this morning is about Aaliyah

It is vey late but i am making mini loaves of corn bread

I don't believe in watching people on YT. I know it exists, and so do they, but honestly I don't care. Short form video is a scourge. I'm sorry your material doesn't translate to text-based material. Or I'm not. Good luck tho

I might've given too many talking too's to The Teen tonight. I'll be nicer now.

Giveon Tings Drawls

I don't understand this and I'm about to unfollow the MF who reposted it 😒

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT

nah, that's yellow cake. very dangerous.

CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology

If we’re having a good time laughing at a man and you come in trying to flip it on women, please know that I think you shit at the club. Because you’re a party pooper.

I peeked back for one second and the lies sprang forth

longer than a marvel movie?? Stop it.

He’s unpacking first-album issues on his seventh album

definitely leaving early today. fuck all parts of this dawn

just realized i left my bag at home. no wallet, no nothing. just out here loose I've never done this before, and i feel very unmoored

I never subscribed to that newsletter. Judgment is so forth passed.

me, every morning;

GOOD.

I don't NOT get it. Why allow him to enjoy your good climate control if he's not vocally enthusiastic about the velvet underground? Call the Uber, bucko!

My new favorite word that I am going to legitimately try to practice

hey. we're all having fun here. don't come in manning it up, and ruin our good time by making jokes against the woman.

Forgot to tell y'all, chowder went great! It genuinely is reminiscent of shrimp & grits, thanks to the polenta and all. I'll try to to pics when i get home from work (👎🏽) but I also think today calls for chili so that's the NEXT plan.

ooh, absinthe! that's a feisty Friday fusion

Keep it cute, mushy peas!

not beans & toast tryna hem me up!!

for people who ate/eat creamed chipped beef on toast coming up, did your people call it "shit on a shingle" too? or am i uniquely traumatized?

hello! this is @tom_smyth_ and i'll be live-posting the olympics opening ceremony for vulture!

I'm home from work, a few shots deep in Johnny Walker. Tonight is gonna be the shrimp & grits chowder attempt.

Never. We do not share the same taste in dudes.

everybody shut the fuck up, my show is on!

Relax, bread department

that lil "oh!" when Dorothy house lands in Oz is never not funny

imagine being higher than a kite on pure uncut Coca Cola in 1939 and going to see Wizard of Oz for 25¢

but before i go i'm gonna look amaaaazing

TAKE ME INSTEAD, LORD

We're gonna make it after all.

no god. i want a quick and dirty weight loss plan that is most of all affordable and low-effort ☝🏽

supposed to have gone to bed by now but I'm waiting up to ignore Denzel when he gets home. priorities