Here's one where you found what has to be the greatest Archie Foreground Portrait of all time: Reggie Mantle reflected in the sunglasses of the bikinied babe in the foreground. www.progressiveruin.com/2022/12/27/y...

Drunkenly b waiting for dinner rob finish the n it's BED TIMEEE

I've been up for 12 hours. I worked a full day, repotted the plants, cleaned up the kitchen, hosted my mom and niece, and now I'm plotting dinner. i need SOMEBODY to provide a blunt TOOT SUITE

happy wife, happy life!

had to read it twice but when I got it...

it's never occurred to me to acknowledge the day at all. tbh, i'm not entirely sure what date it was at this point. June.. something.

I slept horrible, an espresso martini would heal me

work soon so bed sooner and blunt soonest

BREAKING: the Supreme Court finally blocked a lower court's ban on telemedicine prescriptions of abortion drug mifepristone from taking effect, pending full hearing/ruling in Fifth Circuit. Dissents from Alito and Thomas, who claims that the dormant Comstock Act of 1873 bans mailing of mifepristone

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Chris Brown is so mad he can’t verbally or physically assault Zara Larsson because she is a white lady and if he gets out of line he’ll be out of here frfr. He in that graffiti dungeon snorting and seething.

NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them

I hope Killer Mike blocks me on here too

still haven't found my set of Allen keys. my bed sounds like the beginning of a Trillville song

forgot i had these in the cupboard. just checked the ingredients, and ALL this time I thought "turtle" meant it had pecans not walnuts 🥲

@followblue.app no thank you, unfollow me now please.

New Laika trailer, life worthwhile again youtu.be/POneS8h1jyU?...

ooh i like soo many. more than i am able to keep up with but i try mightily! especially when I'm doing the dishes, or cooking.

hm, maybe i should start wearing an anklet on my good leg? 🤔 let's try it out. I'll take one in gold pls

this is probably gross, but there's only one way to be sure..

still waiting on a MAN shopper to bring me a mere 6 ingredients. eggs bacon apple juice cream cheese American cheese organic strawberries

wanting oatmeal chocolate chip cookies but i'm out of eggs. 🫤

I'm at the combination

Danny Rojas!!

Now the house smells like cheese. I'm about to start breaking stuff

so, i modified the ziti to be meatless and also made the chicken parm. buuuut was kinda on autopilot so i forgot the basil, miscalculated the ricotta, and over-broiled the second batch of chicken. i could sleep for a thousand years 😣

Nah the very berry kix biracial was heat!

always this!!

TUH! i used to share my shopping hauls every chance i could.

"This is my design." for the last 4 days I have peppering this phrase into conversation. no one has noticed yet 🤓

"It's the future!", they said 😂😂

I fell off the wagon. "JOY." came on once this afternoon so naturally i spent the next 2+ hours playing the entire album over and over. with tears shining in my eyes at all the maudlin emotional bits. Raye is a bloody witch!

baked ziti w/ ground turkey or chicken parm. haven't decided yet

so i'm really enjoying Hannibal. lots of depravity and striking cinematography. looking forward to it getting ghey

it's Punisher Day, to those who celebrate

what all is happening?

So… thats y’alls way of saying “body tea!!” to each other?

might feel like cooking again today. a crispy chicken parm situation? I want some kind of pasta and red sauce to happen.

what's the normal number of sneezes per session? double digits, for sure

will be redoubling my efforts to befriend the crows

it's hard to see someone else live your dreams 😩

Oh I be falling in love all the time. Might do it this month. Idk.

did Regina Hall laugh even once during this roast?

broke the cork off again 🥺

the chaser? idk

i made chicken cilantro burritos, dirty rice with chorizo sausage, and collard greens with smoked turkey. haven't cooked in a week so i'm a little rusty but this smells real real good and i'm about this close 🤏🏽 to not waiting for him to get home

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