Landed

Pipeline is so good. I wish all the old standups could get these restraints.

Dolphins.

100 dollars and it does not include photos.

I desperately need to eat and I'm at a United park... Please spare me from food poisoning on the plane tonight.

SeaWorld is smoking crack asking for $20 for a single digital ride photo

Not to assholes from Europe. If another one of you randomly walks up to me and points out that I'm a fat American to laugh, you will be getting punched in the face.

I can't recommend the hotel I stayed at. It had the three C's clean and convenient, a cheap. But the mini fridge was broken and I told them twice and they didn't replace it.

It is so weird to see 7/11s that are also gas stations. And are nice. Back home they are only convinence stores and only in the bad part of town. The gas stations are all Speedways, with no 7/11 branding

It's crazy that people aren't talking about the deaths from usaid cuts more. Is it because they are in Africa?

That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

In about 24 hours I'll be home. I'm still not ready to be back in the snow and the cold. At least it is supposed melt next week.

THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY. I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.

It fucking sucks knowing that Falcons Flight would absolutely be my favorite coaster in the world if I ever rode it. Crazy speed is my jam. But that I never will ride it because of where it was builr. And nothing else like it will ever exist on this continent. There is no possible way I go there.

*Heavy breathing followed by an add to cart* So grateful I’m short and have small enough feet to wear big kids sizes. The LEGO shoes they made for adults were HIDEOUS.

I would love to take a picture with the rain but there are like 6 people here 🤣 I do not like these timber liner trains though. They are the worst restraints on a wood coaster, was a pain to squish myslef in.

Absolutely the fuck not

Ductor TARDIS here is AI, right? I wonder what would actually show up

I still miss my home park.

Sandusky Bay is a solid sheet of ice. What do you mean "today"

My first day here Kraken and Penguin Trek were closed because some billionaire rented them out. Now both are down for maintenance. *sigh* I REALLY don't want a reason to come back here.

Leak of the upcoming DC-3 set

United Parks open all your rides on the same day challenge. Difficulty:Impossible I have yet to go to either Sea World or Busch Gardens with everything running

My ankle is feeling a whole lot better this morning.

Mando and grogu sets

Every square foot of this place is stunning.

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There's a TON of AMAZING Star Trek Prodigy concept art recently added to Jack Rossi's portfolio. 1/3

@fionaskywalker.bsky.social they have bald guy merch at universal

Despite the early disasters, I had a great day at Islands of adventure and did everything I wanted to here, and more. I budgeted myself 3 days for epic/islands so now I have an extra day I am not sure what to do with. With Disney's DAS policy being terrible, theres no way I will go there.

The list of rides in this country that I have not ridden that could possibly threaten my #1 spot had dropped dramatically

They JUST leaked thousands of ID photos.

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Someone remind me to go through this sa(kh(kkkhhjhjhjhjhh he 0pk

I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!

Love how all at once people who appeared in the Epstein files are suddenly very vocal about how people who appeared in the files should face consequences for their actions

If I didn't have this my day would have been ruined. I'm so thankful I have AAP pass.

The replacement athletic shorts I got are size XL. They fit, but the pockets are mere suggestions of a pocket. Have been using my shapertank/ man boobs as a pocket to hold my wallet and phone & my watch band to hold keys 🤣 The shorts are quite snug in the bum. Hope you enjoy the view Florida.

Mere moments before the death of my favorite shorts 😂

I need to thank some employees for taking care of me.

OMFG I just rolled my ankle. I am not gonna be able to walk all day 😭🤦‍♂️ My luck is AWFUL. (My legs are twisted, it happens occasionally, this is my feet pointing straight forward the doctors when I was a kid said I would grow out of it )

MY PANTS RIPPED OH GOD NO. I AM UNDERWEAR IN THE WIND

In the time it took me to walk to velocicoaster it went from a 10 minute to a 50 minute wait. Curse my slow ass legs.

What would they call such a show. Star Trek: The Slime Directive

Someone keeps setting of their goddamn car alarm outside my hotel window.

I was to busy to watch the game. Did Green Day sing the line?