Finale time! I hope we finally meet a Pluribus!

I bet Parson Brown was a little po’d people were forever going to meadows and making snowmen of him so they could pretend to be married and fuck

I know exactly three things about Bari Weiss, and this covers all of them

Hey is this enough? Is enough in sight now?

On the verge of a 5000 word essay for no one about Heated Rivalry as the spearhead of an argument against the sexless, emotionally unsatisfying auteurism of the 21st century auteurs

If you need a last minute Christmas present, consider haunted shoe.

AVATAR: FIRE DASH

Oop.

See? Even Bill Clinton doesn’t care if Bill Clinton goes to jail!

If you’re enjoying some time off for the holidays and need a cozy, delightfully witty game, I have no higher recommendation than Two Point Museum, where you send your teams out to gather exhibits and build your own displays (this is a screenshot of my fantasy museum)

Stupid and determined beats smart and complacent, every time

A small thing that I think would make the world much better is a daily lottery system for one person/small family group to get to spend all night in big museums. Just every night, someone else gets the Field Museum or the Met or LACMA or the Legion of Honor all to themselves.

Again it’s very weird that my husband went to high school with Bari Weiss

I love both of those comedians and think this is nonsense? Josh Johnson turning out speed of light political comedy that’s thoughtful and wise Mike Birbiglia’s specials are truly works of art Every word John Mulaney says is funny? Iliza Schlesinger is an incredible dissector of misogynist myths

Wow, thanks so much for making sure to go after the nutty nutcases who don’t like the idea of getting sick over and over with a virus we don’t understand. We appreciate it! Here’s the author of the paper you cited rightly calling your writing “right wing garbage.” bsky.app/profile/ukha...

Hey dude what do you feed to an LLM, just checking. Is it, perhaps, books?

Ah man. This is so sad. Such a good actor.

I think New Years should be a national yard sale day. Everyone in every neighborhood should put out all clutter they don’t want, including stupid Christmas presents.

The global pooled average of long covid is 36% There is every indication that your risk of getting it goes up, not down, with further infections The vaccine offers some, but an uncertain amount of protection from LC Do with that info what you will (but do something)

Waymo are DRIVERLESS TAXIS the tech industry set loose in San Francisco with basically no regulations, like you do with robots, but forgot to program them to deal with flashing traffic lights, because why would SAN FRANCISCO, a city that is part ocean and part earthquake fault, ever lose power??

Every time I’ve left a cleaning task for two long I shout to myself “perhaps you lived in SQUALOR at some point?” Like the mean chef from Ratatouille. Does anyone else have a line from a movie perpetually on repeat?

I’m just waiting for the house democrats to come out and be like “well no, we aren’t considering impeachment, but we are putting black boxes over our latest instagram selfies as a sign of protest”

I’m not the biggest fan of boxing as a concept, but I do think we’re at the point where the only thing that’s going to prove to some people that they aren’t the main character with pro level skills at anything they want is to be punched in the face repeatedly.

Just watched a video of a PACKED sports bar losing its shit at the end of last night’s Heated Rivalry. It’s wild how much traction it’s getting.

Some of us did not say it was impossible. Some of us said it was very very possible and got called alarmists and doomsayers. Sometimes by people who work for The Bulwark.

Heated Rivalry is so good.

Can’t tell you enough how much of a good idea it is for your family to start masking again if you’ve stopped. Your kid might be healthy now. They might not be after the next Covid infection.

Well I’m sure this will calm every body down

We’ve been getting it all wrong. There’s actually a Male onionless crisis. They all planted onions in 2020 and now miss them when they have to go back to the office.

Really makes you think about the people who claim being drunk made them accidentally racist.

It was the same guy?? www.pressdemocrat.com/2025/12/18/m...

The two moods of Bluesky

It was so nice of Vanity Fair to pair Leonardo DiCaprio with Jennifer Lawrence for Actors on Actors. Exposure therapy is how you cure phobias.

You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them. You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them. You do not know if someone is able-bodied by looking at them.

I will genuinely rent a theater to see this

They could just join Bluesky

Congratulations, Suzanne Collins, you accidentally wrote the Torment Nexus.

Ohhhhh this makes a lot more sense now.

Some research has suggested that giving people with food allergies a fecal transplant from someone who doesn’t can cure them, so while I don’t hate all of you for eating cheese and bread and fruit and spices, I do consider stealing your poop more than I think either of us would like

Thinking about blood vessel damage real hard right now

Three democrats need to be primaried out of the fucking country.

There are not enough ghosts in the astral plane to give this jackass pudding-faced lima bean of a man a conscience over Christmas

When I say making is anti-fascist, I do not mean in a hearts and flowers being a shining example of good in the world way. Breaking chains of disease transmission that can permanently disable someone is keeping people out of the reach of fascist. Excellent explainer below.

Hey you know the thing where everything happening has happened before? I don’t like it

This is what we call, I believe, KING SHIT

It’s bleak bleak bleak today. Laugh at rich people instead of sinking.

Is everyone evil? Is that really the truth?

You ever think how Star-nosed moles are just out there existing without permission, all the time, even while you’re sleeping.

I read this script and GENUINELY enjoyed it, it’s a real old fashioned 80s/90s thriller with great twists. Seriously worth a watch.

Watching this week’s PLURIBUS, which contains very little dialogue but this line: Nothing on this planet is yours. Nothing. You cannot give me anything, because all that you have is stolen. The show is about a lot of things but AI is one of them. (And Jenn Carroll is a hell of a writer)