This is really not helpful advice for a sick person! Just so you know! Many of those countries do not want disabled people to immigrate! This is like saying “some of us have money, have you considered inheriting?”

There is a scene between Whittaker and Santos in tonight’s Pitt that is purely delightful. He is her kryptonite.

“HAHAHAHA YOURE GAYYY! YOU GAY GAYING GAYLORD!!! GO GAY SOME MORE!!” *turns back to microphone* “And that’s why I would like to lead the Democratic Party.”

Was excited to go to the Mayo Clinic to hopefully get to the bottom of all these food allergies, and then got a lovely call letting me know they don’t take my (stupidly expensive, PPO) insurance and that will be a $5000 down payment PER SPECIALTY. I think this is a bad system actually.

This is genuinely the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

Can you imagine being lost in the deserts of Turkmenistan and then you see a GLOWING HORSIE??

I beg you if you are over the age of 12 to put down Harry Potter and read Naomi Novik’s Scholomance trilogy instead, which, aside from being vastly better written, also has significantly smarter themes (and a cafeteria that tries to eat people)

I will be completely honest, I did not know there were that many scientists

Oh no no no I was told that Covid was over and no one was sick anymore and it wasn’t causing long covid any more and people with it were just hypochondriac. Brunch, anyone? time.com/article/2026...

Here’s my modest proposal a la swift: when a billionaire turns 60, if they have not reduced their total assets to under a billion dollars (and not by hiding it off shore or giving it to their kids) we seize all of their assets. If they do it voluntarily they can stay a nine hundred millionaire.

I mean it’s such general nonsense. Have you ever gotten good at a single thing you let someone else do for you?? That’s not how getting good at things works.

To quote our president “I’m glad it’s dead.”

Good people take action. You are describing cowards.

Entirely aside from the genocide, it is so weird to say you revere a foreign state. Imagine if a politician came out and was like “I REVERE POLAND!” That would be weird. This is weird.

We can tell.

You know that wig would really go better with a sensible cardigan from JC Penneys.

I can’t recommend this game enough if you need a sweet, engaging, funny break from the horrors. Come build space and haunted museums!! You can even design wallpaper mods I made!

The thing that has moved me the most recently is watching the compilations of Plumes, a French musician who sings to animals. To see bears, lions, foxes, giraffes all approach him with such gentleness and curiousity. The closest thing to spellcasting I’ve ever seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xuk...

Sure yeah, it’s the Covid cautious people who are terrified and making irrational decisions, not the health officials actively telling people not to mask during a deadly outbreak of a disease strain most kids in the UK aren’t vaccinated for.

Jenny Nicholson has a new video and it needs a black box warning for theater kids. m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq1...

If you are white and not worried about ICE at the airport, I beg you to keep those thoughts inside. I beg you to understand that’s the *point.*

Hard to square this with people who keep telling me we all have more buying power than ever and if you’re poor it’s your fault and you probably don’t exist

Out. All of them out.

Never blame polyamory for what can be explained by someone being an asshole.

WALL-E NO!!!

THE RABBIT??

People were fired over extremely minor reactions to Charlie Kirk. They were fired from their actual jobs they need to pay rent and buy food. We have to point out the double standards at least until dumbass moderates stop chastising the internet about decorum.

Without a doubt VC Andrews’ RUBY, which is Flowers in the Attic on steroids.

This is objectively hilarious

The whole idea of it is bonkers, because the lasting, secure cure for loneliness is not a girlfriend. It’s friends. This is a crisis that has nothing to do with women but is blamed entirely on them not doing a thing that won’t solve the problem.

2025: it’s lazy to work at home 2026: it’s selfish to drive to work

The government was *wrong* about something regarding Covid??? How can this be??

This just makes me sad. It was clear he had a lot of problems and struggled for a long long time.

The weather in California is absolutely terrifying right now. It’s 25 degrees above normal, and we got very little rain. Summer is going to be a nightmare.

The insidious thing about AI right now isn’t the worshippers gleefully saying they can’t wait to steal jobs, it’s actually moderates starting every criticism with “now I know AI is going to be a critical technology…now I’m not stupid, I know AI is amazing…” That’s a choice, not an inevitability.

The world would be a better place if 100 or so people on it suddenly lost the ability to be affected by gravity.

From the headline, I would say it is not the allies who confused seem.

I expected to live through a few crazy things but not so much the crusades

You should always marry your best friend, it’s an incredible play because you’ve ensured you now have a better partner than they do, and that means you win.

Ooooh boy, The Pitt has walked right into the ICE stuff this week. Good for them.

Remembering the ancient ways

ST PATRICKS DAY 2: SNAKE ESSSSCAPE

But then: money

Spider-Man Spider-Man Doing the things a spider can Bein sad Missing friends Wondering if puberty Ever ends Look out! It’s Sad Spider-Man!

A strategy I am recommending to people who don’t want to mask all the time is always in healthcare facilities and public transportation, AND if you see someone in a mask, put yours on. The first helps protect spaces high risk people may have no choice but to go, the second shows them support.

One of the downsides of a “you do you” approach to public health that is a big benefit to governments pushing it is that if you get sick as a result of related policies, it’s your fault. You didn’t you right.

You’re all going to be mad at me for this But any version of Leonard Cohan’s Hallelujah

God i jokingly said to my husband a couple days ago that pretty soon he’s gonna claim it’s not fair that Iran keeps fighting him. I’m gonna jokingly say a few other things.

It is just so funny that billions of dollars were lost because literally no one wanted to play with Mark.