If you didn't vote for Harris, you voted for what's happening. Don't be mad. You wanted this. 75m of us tried to stop it but the rest of y'all were fine with it. My empathy is reserved for those who tried to stop this by voting Harris. Everyone else deserves what they voted for.

Why don't they just make a 364 day advent calendar instead of doing the pathetic 24 day advent calendars?

Valentina Gomez should self-deport or STFU

Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.

The extra S stands for Southern Comfort

Rich Lowry let's the inner racist come through ever so often

Menard's Cat

Please remember Megyn Kelly is so thirsty to get back into MAGAs good graces.

Very much like alcoholics to not own up to their decisions #AdmiralBradley

"FUCK THE WALMART - WHO KNEW COMMERCIALS"

Don't tell what to do

I can taste the blandness in this picture

For reference this is from Shameless where the Gallagher family in Chicago accidentally shot a bald eagle and intend to cook it for #Thanksgiving #NFL

Bears beating the Eagles on #BlackFriday #NFL

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango

My nephew just said "so Madden from the Madden video games was a real guy?" #nfl

Oh man...Likely Leon Letted that ball #nfl

They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera

I just realized there are Swifties watching their first Thanksgiving football game thinking the Dallas Cowboys probably win every Thanksgiving game #nfl #thanksgiving

Um....90 minutes?

Spider-Man 🤝 #RFKJr Felching #Thanksgiving #MacysThanksgivingParade

#Thanksgiving #MacysThanksgivingParade #Shrek #ItsAlwaysSunnyinPhiladelphia

Is Mark Sanchez allowed to carve the turkey at his house? #nfl #thanksgiving

Does Bill Belichick's girlfriend sit with him at the grown ups table or the kid's table today? #nfl #thanksgiving

How much longer until the "Macy's Thanksgiving Parade" becomes the "Amazon Web Services Thanksgiving Parade" or the "Draft Kings Thanksgiving Parade"? #Thanksgiving

Stranger Things 5 episode 2 No context spoilers #strangerthings

Someone help me do the math on this... Keith was born in 1959 and Nuzzi was born in 1993...and he's known her since 2011

Why not just say this instead #StrangerThings5

Stranger Things 5 episode 1 No context spoilers #StrangerThings #StrangerThings5

Lucas in season 5 of #StrangerThings

Flick said he saw some #Tepublicans near Pulaski's candy store

Oh I can't wait for the hospitality sectors in places like Wyoming and Utah to find out about this

Valentina Gomez is literally the "Marilyn Manson now going door to door to try and shock people" Onion headline

Dick Fitts CC @actualnames.bsky.social #mlb