The Perks Being a Wallflower with Big Naturals

Carpetbagger

Gonna be some sticker shock when people get their heating bills

Trump when asked about this "I feel like we did discuss Greenland '

Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos.

BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.

He saw all the EU nations threatening to sell off US stocks and is now chickening out

TACO time

Fuckin Gimli ass dude

Carney just met Xi 5 days ago

Trump NFT Cards Series 2

Bluesky...The Official App for Sports Also...The Official App for Relitigating WWII

I don't like you so I'm going to tax the American people

The year is 2048 and Republican Senator Kyle Rittenhouse is running on a platform to ban the free vaccine that cures cancer and invade Greenland

The EU should just start building fortifications around Greenland now. Even though I don't think Trump is politically strong enough to invade, that doesn't mean that some dipshit maga fanboy isn't taking notes and will run on taking Greenland in the future.

World leaders, if you want to talk about Trump being senile...now is the time

Wut

This isn't going to make him shut the fuck up about the Nobel Peace Prize

My president

Lutnick is Jon Lovitz pathological liar character from SNL

What a smug prick

Oh I was hoping they went full high school on Lutnick and dunked his head in the men's toilet

He's going to spend the time talking about his golf game and Melania's movie

Which shipping lanes? Which shipping lanes motherfucker?

Alright...this has been fun. Good night.

If it happens in the middle of the night, I'm definitely waking up my wife. I'm also calling relatives and either saying "it finally happened" or "hahaha you're stuck with the coach fucker now, loser" depending on their political leanings

This was the best thing I ever made on my Twitter days...and I absolutely relish any chance to use it. I can explain this if you don't get the reference

The press didn't see him switch planes. Maybe they're doing a shell game with the plane like in Casino when they were changing cars in parking garages to ditch the feds.

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I hate when this happens

Maybe he just shit his pants mid-flight and they had to turn around to get new pants

So should we hope that #Trump near miss has made him seem the error of his ways & he'll tell ICE to cease, apologizing to Europe for Greenland, admitting to doing bad things with Epstein, make the rich pay their taxes, helping protect the environment, cancelling tariffs, etc... or nah? #af1

I really hope this was the real issue with #AirForceOne #trump #af1

Me to God right now:

She'll get a six figure job on Fox News

If you don't know who baseball crank is, consider yourself lucky. If you do, these memes are magnificent

Did somebody on Bluesky get suspended for bad language?

And speaking of nut jobs from #minnesota I saw Michelle Bachman was doing commercials for a car warranty company on a rerun broadcast channel the other day

Didn't she already have a failed gubernatorial run?