I'd like to think some of the money for those flags came directly from the funds that were paying Rod

Read that first line like an announcer saying "Elvis has left the building"

Bari Weiss will hire her for 60 Minutes

It's March 7th and the peace deal is off It's March 25th and the peace deal is off It's April 12th and the peace deal is off It's May 10th and the peace deal is off It's May 28th and the peace deal is off It's June 21st and the peace deal is off #iran #trump

An extremely lonely person made that meme

Catsimatidis owns Manhattan grocery stores... I'm guessing this meeting has something to do with Mamdani.

Mystery solved... And John Catsimatidis is listed in the Epstein Files

When I've been watching the world cup matches, I've been watching the Telemundo feed so I haven't seen the Fox commentators. I finally understand the hate for Alexi I've seen lately.

That's the state seal of Arkansas on the blanket. I'm looking through Arkansas politicians from the 80s-90s to figure out who this is. Obviously not a Clinton.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif

Underused reaction gif

I really think Trump's strategy is going to be "What war? What about Iran? You beta soy boys are weird. Alpha males don't care about what's going on in the middle east. Gas prices aren't that high. Something something.. immigrants. Something something..woke people. Something something pronouns."

Iran can pretty much do this forever with impunity, everybody realizes this, right? For any reason or no reason. And the only reason Iran knows it can do this with impunity is the stupidity of Trump and Netanyahu.

I don't know if this is real or AI...but goddamn do I want a satin sheeted circular bed complete with TV, record player and bar.

We used to be a proper country

I don't think I've seen anyone do this yet but if ever a meme fits a situation perfectly... it's this #algae #reflectingpool

It's really funny that conservatives hate Juneteenth without acknowledging that a conservative (Cornyn) led the charge to make Juneteenth a holiday.

I can't wait for Kash Patel and Todd Blanche to say they're opening an investigation to find out who's putting algae in the reflecting pool.

"My name is Algae Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

I just saw this after seeing the post below

Hey this guy must be the reason why I have to clean out my fish tank

The algae organisms was paid by Soros

Earth's tectonic activity is going to shut down long before this and will doom the planet

Lol...find the nearest socialist org and organize Socialist organization is a contradiction in terms

I'm kinda wondering what those MLB players upset about pride emblems on their uniforms would do if we put Juneteenth emblems on them. I think some would come down with "flu-like symptoms" and sit out.

We should say Veterans Day is a woke holiday that competes with the more traditional Thanksgiving since they're about as close as Juneteenth/4th of July.

That onion person account really just is that "simply not fire bomb a Walmart" meme that somebody wished upon a star to make it a real live shitposter

SPOILER ALERT: He did.

Isn't this how the Ninja Turtles came to be?

Re-upping today

US & Israel did this to themselves

Trump: We have a deal with Iran Israel: LEEROY JENKINS!!!!

It's like some just typed "ridiculous looking mob boss" in an AI image generator

Raises a good issue...why should we give Trump money for a ballroom when he can't even keep an oversized kiddie pool clean?

Share a movie soundtrack you love 🎥 🎶

I really hope he touches his hair after he gets super glue on his hand

This is actually starting to drive me bonkers, “err, actually you cannot criticize orange man because that is actually hawkish blob talk in favor of forever war” is just childish

At The Reflecting Pool, And Guys, This Doesn’t Look Right.

Lebanon, Hezbollah, & Israel right now

🎶The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn 🎶

I see #JDVance has begun his "I'm not owned, I'm not owned i insist as a transform into a corn cob" tour with an interview with Douthat and a press conference 🌽 #iran #trump

So I guess they wouldn't accept maga hats & Trump bibles as payment