there's so many little ground level firecrackers going off outside between the other various munitions, it sounds like someone crumpling up plastic

when he’s right, he’s right

🤔

careful where you go if you're in DC today

out there in the cold getting lonely getting old can you feel me?

he’s giving a speech at 9:45 right. so that means right about now they’re giving him the Elvis Needs To Sing Tonight Cocktail. god bless america

Happy 250th birthday to video game icon Sonic the Hedgehog, here’s to 250 more

This is an S-tier Giallo and easily top Fulci, maybe his best movie. And this is coming from someone who adores his near-incoherent doom-soaked gorefests.

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

"based on the 1960 tokusatsu movie" ok you had me at hello, will have to find a way to see this www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xe6...

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

They’re about to burn a surprisingly lifelike Mike Pence effigy

we’re about to see the first american struck by lightning, fireworks, and a fighter jet at the same time

what's weather to god's instrument on earth 11pm, jfc

man, some rain came through and stopped and now it's just like 99% humidty, fuck

it's going great over there

apparently they told people to go to the department of commerce for shelter but the doors are locked, and ngl that’s a good bit. say what you will about the big guy, but he hates his supporters as much as we do

getting electrocuted probably isn't great but it's the easiest way to let people see your skeleton

I hope they give him a big metal pole to gesture with

this sort of thing is unpleasant enough

I keep forgetting along with jaws and ID4 that flight of the navigator is a 4th of july movie, and live free or die hard if you like that sort of thing

Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad

flawless, no notes

this guy is the co-founder of Airbnb

She just voted 9-0 that trans people aren't due Constitutional rights last week.

costco should open their food courts for the 4th, cause what's more US&A than a hot dog, soda, and a slice

seems cruel to make the french go to philadelphia. “je voudrais un steak au fromage” okay buddy

I only smile in the dark my only comfort is the night gone black I didn't accidentally tell you that

My carer is sick and delirious, and unable to take care of me until she recovers. This has left me in serious difficulty trying to look after her and take care of myself alone. It’s humiliating to rattle the tin again but please could a kind soul help ease the burden? 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🏳️‍🌈 paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

it's the tomato plant grindset plan but with babies

Sabrina is a really good friend & she's been going thru it for a long while. displaced for ages & only just finally got a little stability but is at risk of losing it all again. any help you can give her is gonna matter a lot. she deserves to catch a break if nothing else please at least share this

gotta get dressed for the family 4th bbq

gn

weird stuff outside right now

One and only Supergirl

250 years later we are fully taxed without representation

rules for my bluesky account number one

Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed

dunno why I have this stuck in my head, but there it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8f...

This is, I believe, the connoisseur's 4th of July dril tweet

Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.

Happy Independence Day

dick's nice and all but clean your room you nasty bitch!

so when are they airing the taylor kelce consummation

confirmed me and the creature have to return to the vet, and she needs an ultrasound