this may be a self-own happening but I'm only used to the in the bowl bidet, the toilet hose makes me feel like john spartan looking at the 3 seashells, no idea

I wish there were a method of muting photos of certain people, there's just some motherfuckers I don't need to see anymore (yes alt text would help but how do you get people to do that)

CHATGPT: wow George you’re absolutely right. $8,000 is a lot of money. Mary would be better off without you.

Please can you help me stay sheltered and fed beyond the next couple nights as I recover from pneumonia

the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?

don't don't don't let's start

just got back from the lesbian bar what's goin on bluesky

This one goes out to everyone who's gotta tolerate their family or extended family during the holidays #InverteFest #inverts 🪲🦐

“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die

I sketch almost exclusively in ballpoint pen nowadays, and it's still my medium of choice for plein air studies:

You got total power, Congress and the supreme court doing your bidding, you are deporting and bombing people at will. Just one barrier you can't overcome: anyone even slightly cool thinks you suck

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

forgot to honor the other seasonal ghost "it makes me sad that they had to open their presents in front of an ape and they were all made out of doodoo"

it's basically on the same level as "look how wrong google gemini is about this" posts.. oh yeah that thing sure sucks doesn't it, let's grind out a few hundred more easy dunks

if anyone should've been the first most blocked and ignored guy on here besides jimmy fallon it should've been stancil. think of how freeing it would be not to see whatever comes out of his stupid ass hourly

God this is cool gonna probably watch this over the weekend. It would be nice to get these officially more regularly

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”

dudes rock

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

another for good measure

stop and share a gif of your favorite anime

guy in hulk hogan gear concerned about being seen as racist

Goin’ into 2026 like

He's been explaining the lore for four hours... [originally posted Dec 20 2022] 🍓 #art #digital #sketch

getting this notification whenever you login

I have seldom seen such brawn in a man.

I think because the news and days feel so much like a time loop already, I've begun getting unreasonably angry when someone drags back shit from 2-3 weeks ago or even longer, or especially if it's an undated headline, it's either cheap heat or rechewing something we already digested

That time of year again!

if only it could've been as simple as that

can we get daniel craig back, I'm not feeling the weekend here at all

when there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire

Snow + subway = light show!

I don't think anyone should be talking to or acknowledging will stancil at all, but if they do it should all be in the form of tv's hannibal lecter

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold piss of out eat the hot piss

they do this any time something mildly progressive might happen.. keep calling their bluff THE BILLIONAIRES! THE BILLIONAIRES MIGHT LEAVE!! see, nobody cares

reposting for the 26th

felt this too hard right now

we don't do enough things for great justice anymore

LRT: once again, as always, FUCK POPEHAT

I don't understand why lawyers who are not in this field do not perceive misgendering for the illegal act that it is, which is sexual harrassment.

lol

15k-Mile 1981 DeLorean DMC-12

where my fellow partner-borers at #vfx

this is just sparkling islamophobia, that's all they're trying to say

damn kitty you are not very tactful

hope some lucky kids found one of these in their stocking

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Internet Archive for the foreseeable future.

It's super rare #HeatedRivalry via GQ on tiktok