Listen, I understand the desire to resign on principle from government departments led by the corrupt autocrats we've got going right now, but they're just going to replace you with more corrupt autocrats. What you *should* do is Julius Caesar Act 3 Scene I

Deck Nine announcing a new Life is Strange game is great but the fandom doesn't deserve it.

Hilarious sequence of events during the Fleet game tonight. Compher on Toronto rung up for hooking. She serves her two minutes. Just as she's leaving, Boston is coming up the ice along the box-side boards. She *immediately* interferes with a Fleet skater. Whistle blows, she turns right around.

The concept of using the "make-shit-up machine" for research is, frankly, a terrifying glimpse into the reality of modern man. A porthole through which we can see the intersection of laziness and desire. The burning need to produce content, regardless of its contents. We need to course correct.

This world was not made for me It has no interest in my wellbeing or investment in my happiness I increasingly find myself running out of ways to live in it

Rest in Piss Toby Keith, you would have loved writing the propaganda music for the rise of American Fascism

I'm really loving getting back in to anime again, and the new Ranma remix has been fabulous. Because they can make shorter seasons, there's absolutely no filler. My only complaint is that the English dub gave Ryoga, Mousse, and Tatewaki cool-guy voices when they are all 100% dorks.

One of those ICE dudes slipping and sliding is going to 100% shoot his own dick off one of these days and it will be the stuff of legend

Pieces of Candy

Today I learned that Claude Monet was an avid collector of Japanese art. And also, like most Weebs, had never been to Japan.

Remember all the BIG MEN big mad at Caleb Williams for wearing nail polish and now he just reeled off 400 yards like nbd? Slay, young man, slay.

Thought experiment: grabbing ICE agents off the street before they can grab your neighbors

If you’re worried that “protesters getting out of hand” will give the President a reason to implement martial law in an American city, what do you think is happening now? They’re kidnapping and murdering people and the cops are being sent in to arrest people for noise complaints?

Say her name.

If the composer looks like this, you about to die in that pit.

Guys we had the chance to do the funniest thing in Florida on January 6th and we fucking blew it.

Rob Rausch showing up to Traitors breakfast dressed like Stone Cold Steve Austin

You could put any major progressive issue in the talk bubbles and this would be accurate in dumbfuck USA

"What is your biggest impact on the internet?" Uhhh... I'm the reason the first ever video of the Cinnamon Challenge was posted to YouTube.

Of course Grok makes CP, Musk is in photos with Ghislaine Maxwell. He's the primary demographic for AI child exploitation.

Huge props to Rednu for taking a stand publicly about the disgusting shit going on with Grok basically being a CP generator. If you love the horsegirl game, or you just wanna support a dude standing on business, Rednu is a great follow here and on Twitch/YouTube

Remi Wolf's "Toro" is easily my favorite song about riding dick

You know the Chinese food is gonna slap when there's a dude DEAD ASLEEP at one of the tables

The robot mocap nut kick is such a powerful metaphor I think I'll just log off for the day and contemplate it.

Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen

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The Pluribus hive mind thing would be amazing, actually, because everyone on earth would finally know how to fucking zipper merge.

Holy fuck I forgot how much fun it is to just hoon around in Forza Horizon 5.

Gonna preface this with: if I fuck with you, this almost certainly does not apply to you. However... I firmly believe that the last 10 years have utterly ruined the cisgender American male, possibly forever.

This is your yearly reminder that Rudolph is a stand in for people with disabilities, Hermie is a stand in for queer people, and Yukon Cornelius has ADHD. Merry Christmas, Bluesky Babes

Time for this again:

I went here last night and they told me that Sam Reich was not there and never had been. Also, the game was darts and I definitely knew the rules ahead of time.

Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.

Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again

INVENTOR OF THE CIGARETTE: What if we made a *smaller* cigar? WAIT! Wait, hear me out. What if we made a smaller cigar... buuuuuut you could smoke twenty of them in a row?

Me, seeing a box with ILNP on it: At first I thought it was a Myers-Briggs thing. Person Who Loves Nail Polish: Uh huh. Me: But after I thought about it, I realized it's... PWLNP: ... I Love Nail Polish. Me, at the same time: ... Island Pee.

Thanks to everyone for loving my Werner post. For those of you who followed me because of it: I'm sorry

never thought I'd die helm's deep in an elf

Suddenly my low effort post of Werner Herzog with a hastily drawn speech bubble is popping off (a little). This must be the storied Warframe bump.

DIY girlies: how the fuck do I figure out my ideal dosage? h e l p

Venmo me so I can get new horsegirls, they are the only thing in life bringing me joy.

Batman Forever soundtrack, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They'll kill you.

What the fuck was that Werner Herzog in a Warframe ad?

Imagine going out to your illegally parked car and this is the boot

It's getting really played out at this point. They suck me in with the art direction or the overall concept and then they're like "Hope you're ready for pixel perfect dodge-rolling, you depressed bitch" and I'm immediately out.