It's a good thing he's named Jack Antonoff and not the other way around

I can't help Juno right now so I hope by spreading the word, you can do a little on my behalf. 💛

“laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. it’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted & the police are basically an occupying army.”

Is it unethical to bring peanut butter cookies to a "No Cookies Refused" pimped-out holiday office cookie exchange when your coworker is allergic to peanuts, though you aren't aware of the allergy's severity? ○ Yes, Definitely ○ Kinda ○ Not Really ○ Nope, No Cookies Refused

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more then once. I think the most obscure would be Sports Night. I think I qualify as 70% of the all-time worldwide viewings of Aaron Sorkin's abandoned child. I can't even explain why it hits with me only.

when u off a guy and now you’re responsible for this dumbass boat

Pluribis hitting the air AND Rue Valley finally releasing made this a great week to be a ✨️weird bitch✨️

What other job pays their worst, least productive employee a 12 figure salary? Because I can do that job.

Can I get uhhhhh footlong projectile?

Hey video game publishers: it is super okay if you never promise a release date for your fuckoff AAA game. You can just.. say it's coming and then never have to delay it 5 times.

When I was a little kid in the late 80s/early 90s, I would pretend that I was on TV with a camera that followed me all the time. I think I just really needed my life to be special, even back then. I would talk to myself and the camera all the time. ALL the time. I still do, minus the fantasy.

Gamers (me) to nobody when they drive by a roadside memorial with a motorcycle helmet placed on it: "Environmental storytelling 🤯"

@gameoveryousuck.bsky.social have you played Disco Elysium yet?

Nice conversation with my brother about our desires to design games has led to me once again actively brainstorming my ttrpg about planning heists

SOS got a shutoff notice from the power company and really can't be without power please. KatySaint on the Vmo, anything helps. Love you all

US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky. Block on sight. Protect your digital space. Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them. The detach quote function will come in very handy here…

Jay et al have already proven they cannot be trusted as stewards of a decent community with Bluesky, so take care of you and yours out there.

PLEASE they are joining for troll farming and shit just please block and disengage completely from these "official accounts," literally any other interaction you provide is what they want.

Living three different lives (home, work, and electric) is really exhausting.

I don't think the Haim sisters have sex with each other, but they've definitely had separate sex in the same room at the same time

Link being cast down by the false gods of bluesky doesn't mean Mutual Fund Fridays are over. We continue the work. @mutualaidvoid.bsky.social account exists to help boost mutual aid, consider perusing and supporting.

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do. In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap. Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

Also Free Link you bastard cowards

Day 5 of trying to get @jay.bsky.team to answer the simple question of whether she's actually serious about bluesky not becoming a nazi cesspool like Twitter

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Link is a vital and constructive voice on this platform. I don't know him personally, but man, if this is how Bluesky moderates, this is no better than Twitter or Meta, which I already left. Get your shit together @moderation.bsky.app, @jay.bsky.team.

BREAKING: Bluesky Announces New Slogan “Not as Transphobic as X, But We’re Working on It”

🎵🎵We won't get fooled againnnn🎵🎵

The enshittification of streaming is well underway. In many ways it's already worse than cable ever was.

I'm not a journalist, I'm just an annoyed trans woman. And I am 1000% behind Juno. It has been made very clear by her actions that @jay.bsky.team has no concern for the safety of folks like me on this site, a site that has prided itself as the "Twitter alternative" while allowing the same violence.

Free Link you spineless cowards JFC

SHE’LL BAN LINK BEFORE JESSE SINGAL??????

This is for Jay banning Link - and being a coward about it Weak skinned shit

children are such little miracles! my 6yo just said "jay graber is a disgrace as the ceo of bluesky and should step down immediately. also reinstate all the black people she banned"

The fandom will never be ready to admit that Max and Chloe would obviously never last after experiencing the trauma of choosing to allow an entire town to be killed, including Chloe's mom who she really loved. I'm as queer as the next girl, but they're eighteen years old. Let's be real here.

Vivian being this intelligent, hilarious, beautiful entity is just the proof we all need to know that Elon is made from all the genes they could scrape off of the bottom of the barrel.

I think "Legit Medical Transportation Service" is the most suspicious thing you could name your medical transportation service.

logging off from a chat session where the bot tells me to hang myself and seeing a bunch of ads for reasonably-priced rope

In other news I am concerned I fractured my wrist when I hit the sidewalk unexpectedly in front of a giant poster of a foot

I just noticed this about the poster for Con Air: all three of the stars of the movie have one of the other guy's name above him, for some reason.

Can you believe they cast a guy named Mark Tallman to play a basketball player?

Tylenol is the number one trending topic right now and they've got to feel a little better about it than the last time they were trending on here (1982)

Started playing Immortality and damn is this game 1000% vibey

Save us hbomberguy. hbomberguy save us.