i took this picture in 1997

saw a car with the bumper sticker "i ♥ my jug" and while puzzling that one out my wife squeezed my boob and said "i love my jug" to which i said "i dunno if these qualify as 'jugs' really" so she downgraded them to "shot glasses" lol

Metroschock at Metro Baltimore 3-7-26 photo by @benjieloveless on instagram

she lurks.....

oh no....... IT'S REALLY GOOD 😨

trans day of visibility, april fools, and world autism day is one hell of a trilogy

new personal best virtual-on time! 7'35"39 (made it to z-gradt in 5'15" but he did not cooperate)

an incredible series of events has resulted in a universe where baltimore's peabody heights brewery has two new New!! Pop'n Music High Cheers machines before our local Round1 got any

yesssss !!! i've been trying to get this pic for MONTHS

you are required by law to look at us today

this is what happens if you drive your car in maryland long enough. it's an evolutionary process known as automotorcarcinization

Chat - Léo Forest, 2023 Pencil, Charcoal, Pastel on Paper

i've never been a sports girlie but i'm in love with someone in the baltimore ravens marching band and now that we're a couple, whenever i see ravens stuff around my neurons activate like Hell yeah. Go Ravens!! then my brain goes wait what? oh right i'm gay

trustin' makes me feel good

one of my email addresses is at yahoo and when i have no unread messages there it says "take a break, you're all caught up!" i resent the grammatical presupposition that everything i do in my life that is not checking my yahoo email is nothing but a break from checking my yahoo email

despite very simple mechanical design i was mentally overwhelmed the entire time. i lost every battle for unclear reasons while it gave me way too much information about a hundred different little guys. got the same score each time. incomprehensible to me. a perfect adaptation of the source material

it's outlandish i'm sorry i don't buy that taco bell has a "signature" "sweet vanilla cream." i simply do not believe that to be the case

the temperature inside my mind right now is "johnny largo optigan demo"

i put it in a fancy unmarked dispenser you know like a grownup but no lie this is my body wash and i'm a diehard about it

it's ok don't worry, i'm separating the death of the author from the artist

in the blood pressure cuff, trying to remember what a normal face looks like

Using the Maryland flag for placeholder graphics so there's no way I miss it when I'm ready to ship hashtag gamedev send skeet

no way

Can anyone identify what arcade game is burned into the monitor in this Galaxian cabinet? I cannot for the life of me figure this out and it’s driving me crazy.

tired of the same ol' music genres in your rhythm games? pitch cranker for playdate says i gotchu

my wife said she wanted to come "look at me while i get dressed" today. we've been together 12 years. i am so damn fortunate 🫠💕

have a lil acid house jam for your tuesday night breads

it's all right 🙂‍↕️ maryland weather is craaaazy tho

i rolled the score counter and this thing went absolutely apeshit awarding me 15 free credits in like two seconds and yes it fired off the knocker for each one

Kate Bush at home using her Fairlight CMI synth (c. 1980)

my girlfriend squeezed my arm and said "squeeve" and i'm still laughing about it. squeeve is my new favorite syllable

found the greatest set of chunithm unlocks imaginable

gotta love beating your PB on ball 1 eheheh

keith haring's father was into ham radio everyone's the keith haring's father of something

i fucking love baltimore

back at it again well kinda all the elements here are steep lol

ATTENTION the sky is

so an underrated thing about being a middle aged dork is that sometimes the DJ is also middle aged and the DJ is probably also a dork

Pluot / Mast Year / American Motors / Choking Boys at Holy Frijoles, Baltimore

cat

Earthbound (1995) dir. Gregg Araki

and most of us actively resent any time we have to use the phone function can't think of any other device known as the thing you least want to do with it

real eyes crunchatize real lize

Good luck? I'm fighting for my life out here.