consider: Heidi

a friend sent this to me and although i love this livery the very idea of a rally delorean is cracking me up

i was writing a spiritual reminder on my arm with a sharpie in an altered state on sunday and my girlfriend said i had the handwriting of someone that loves disney

got that new tekken

STAGE FAILED

stay warm sway warm

Lol, I arbitrarily put my games on sale for Christmas on steam and just realized you can get both of my games for £2.38/$3.21 Didn't mean to put them on for so low but to hell with it Merry Christmas everyone! store.steampowered.com/bundle/51136...

they have to know. come on. come on

my wife understands that christmas morning is for the inner child 🥰 hashtag blessed hashtag be

here are your Heidi Noises for Thursday, December 25th 2025

a chiptune pixies cover artist called flac brancis

I've been working on a game pitch and story dear to me, "ENGINE ANGEL", with the team at Ivy Road! We're still seeking funding, but in the meantime I wanted everyone to still be able to share the work they've done. I'll be sharing more as well as reposting any of the team's posts so stay tuned!

i'm in 2026 already and it's better here because i say so. can y'all pick up the pace maybe

work hard, play hard, converge to a transcendent and unified Teilhardian end state of human evolution called the Omega Point

i didn't even have to rent a box truck this time!

Merry Christmas from Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet

GE's line of 40w incandescent candles were a short lived product that were eventually banned by the Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007 They are valued by collectors for their "warm, flickering light" and their many scents, sometimes fetching high prices on the secondhand market.

my heart is full send

ladies, get checked if you're sexually active and attend anime conventions. the threat is real

my girlfriend said "now that's a polycule right there" and my wife said i should put the caption "tag yourself" lol

my digital hardcore girlfriend just said "bazinga" in her sleep

This is the energy I will do my best to bring into 2026. Fighting type optimism

Goo morning, monsters. You won’t break her. She’s not brittle. Fold her close. She knows you’re strong. Appendages looped around her frame, as if she may not emerge again, give her a squeeze. No, not breakable. She melts.

applying "tell me something i don't know" to social media as an ethos has been great for my personal life but terrible for keeping up here

splitting a grateful dead incognito tab

The extra controller for the Vectrex Mini comes with a special dongle, allowing it to be used on the original Vectrex. 🕹️ 👉 More info about the Vectrex Mini: www.kickstarter.com/projects/1852390947/vectrex-mini

last night a DJ shaved my wife

Puppycat's latest temp assignment???

not as easily as you'd think

HAPPY HARDCORE HOLIDAYS

are you ready for the holiday bloodfeast siphon? did you all pay tributes and tithings to the Solstice Eve Rave Pteranodon

i think it's time i came right out and confessed what you have all long suspected to be true: my personal homepage is not under construction

only certain people should be making broad generalizations. (i think we all know what type of people i mean)

haha hey sure!! my wife just got her mind blown after 12 years of me in the car just now as i explained to her how extroversion works ("no, like, i socialize and everything's easier." "you mean because you can relax?" "no, it gives me energy, so thinking is easier, so everything is easier." "WHAT")

An arcade at a mall near me got maimai so I went to check it out and the manager watched me play a song then gave me a $50 card for "being a gamer"

was gonna toss off an "i only post when i'm awake" but history has not borne that out

i assume cishet dating is like man: “u have the physiognomy of a common harlot so u can see why im excited for this” woman: no podcasts mentioned yet, so far so good

why would i want my medication reminder app to have a "feed" "tab"

something something waffle house

hello from a graffiti warehouse called Graffiti Warehouse #IFLB

sincerity is the only option folks satire is simply not possible

so true hygiene bestie

godzilla pinball machine from another room: godzilla appears to be getting more powerful! wife: i gotta pee me: wow, i didn't know godzilla had that power

whoa no way