exploring ireland

gravity is a mistake

no i'm not. do not believe the lies

here are your Heidi Noises for Tuesday, July 7th 2026

Man Man with Death Valley Girls at Ottobar Baltimore

the real mitch mcconnell is alive and well turns out he's playing drums for Man Man

i like her hairy legs & lil spider shoes. icon tbh

look what my girlfriend got me at the too many games convention! and look what she freaking wrapped it in

top notch gag

おはようございます 日産 キューブ (リア)/Nissan Cube (Rear)

i told myself i could not buy any more fast and furious themed lego sets specifically because i had run out of room on my dedicated fast and furious themed lego set display area. but, i found a loophole

july the 4st be with you

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✨️MARRIAGE✨️

Hornet silksong from instagram reels plays Latino virus (and totally doesn’t fail out on the holds)

hello from the wet hot american bulb dome

droog carey

"partial zero emissions" is so funny. only partially none. no emissions, except for all the emissions

i ate a single serving of tortilla chips two days in a row a little over a week ago and my jaw has yet to recover. shouts to this connective tissue disorder for creative innovations in new stupid ways to make what's wrong with me sound fake. really keeps me in touch with the absurdity of being alive

Robert Eggers' Abbott & Costello Meet the Mummy (2028)

i'm in awe. this is the online equivalent of putting a message in a bottle, tossing it out to sea, and nigh on ten fortnights later you are answered in person by the cacophonous arrival of a pirate ship crewed by 49 fucked up mermaids with really funny names

putting x's on my hands so the people at the rave know i really want some ecstasy

meet the mystery mollusc

i was getting dressed in a very good new bra thinking "i bet if you get breast augmentation trying your old shirts on is fun. maybe it feels like when you get a new computer and you load up your games to see how they look" and then i took my lunch money and stuffed myself in a locker

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wow! it's really difficult for one of these to take up too much space. but baltimore finds a way

sometimes it takes the whole day and part of the next for something to go right order from chaos. ha. your move, entropy new PB 2:38.89

@saffisarasa.bsky.social told me to post this one

Staying at a friends house for #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #makeaterriblecomic #badcomicday #badcomicday2026

bartender at my fav haunt asked what i've been up to. i said my gf got me into solving rubik's cubes. she asked my best time (just under 4 minutes) then she said her best was 90 seconds 😳 how many people around me are secret speed cubers.....

i think we should cancel Emperor Palpateen. he should only be palpating fully grown adults

おはようございます 日産 キューブ/Nissan Cube

creative suggestion, but no

good life advice

i like the gastrointestinal euphemism 'regular' because it implies we as a society have only one metric for normalcy and it's poop-dependent

going slower at the cube today. cube is naughty. eating cube. chomp

this is the first time i've had a car from the 2000s. did you know gas pedals have computers in them now, and if you're trying to accelerate from a stop and the car doesn't go forward you'll have to get a new gas pedal and it might cost over eight hundred american dollars for the gas pedal computer?

can't wait to have some fun with my new friend! her bio is just the burrito emoji so she must be a hoot. we're gonna get drinks and talk about how normal our names are

sheesh. a brick? AND i'm drowning slowly???

okay you know how "the crazy frog" was originally known as "the annoying thing?" what's really crazy to me is someone looked at THIS and said: that's a frog actually