the brand new M3 PCB in my leverless failed its first day of use. at least that means it's under warranty this time but i think at this point i have disassembled and reassembled this thing more than i have actually used it. is there a way to order little ziploc baggies that won't get you on a list

who taught them this! has it ever worked!!!

this is not the strangest unsolicited package i've ever received, but it's up there

lot of custard pies dropping from stepladder height today iykwim

the warning tag says not to put any objects on it but i say personal grooming choices are a woman's business. community consensus intended use case is when you park you pet it and tell your cube it did a good job (it's not easy being CVT)

please note that i do not understand the rules of american football even at the most basic level but it's funny that field goals are considered not as fun as other types of goal. the whole game is on the field. aren't all the goals field goals

my monosyllabic grandfather did this at 5am every morning for breakfast. washed it down with a can of V8 then napped on and off in a big chair until bedtime (sunset). his genes are part of me and i live in constant low level fear because every year he almost starts to make a little more sense to me

behold, a klax hucard atop a sonicware mega synthesis, my credentials are in order

if for some reason you refuse to simply install and maintain a localhosted plaintext direct message openBVD 573.9.0.1.0.001 dist package on your redundant falsetto gunkata ICQ server rack using craigSLUR nrml wIRC with basic spoofed community webTV9 certificates you can always just move to baltimore

boycotting dopamine just to be safe

don't be so sure you're allowed to perceive me. let's see some credentials

Heidi is in rare form tonight. she hates everything, how is THIS something she enjoys

finally an interface that doubles as an experiential Empathy Game about executive function disorder

[kermit voice] 🎵some day we'll find it the

Downtempo tracks made by Dn’B producers is a vibe we definitely don’t talk enough about youtu.be/yVoyyIecMtg?...

hey wait

Stop waiting on the Vengabus that is coming, and start focusing on the Vengabus that is already here.

one day i should really do a good mixdown of this #klaxwave jam i have on a scratch sample pad bank

if your life goes wrong and right in unusual measure, Bring Your Atari to Work Day is just this

Saw a fucked up cat in Paris today

i'll make some "'tea'"

they wouldnt let scott stappp in to the vip area at the Event because he lost his wallet and couldnt show his creedentials

so tactile. can't you just feel it

Loot that drops when you defeat me: • what do you mean "when"

1982 Casiotone 403! exquisite buttons and toggles, very good drum patterns

it's kind of wild that maintenance workers can make a hole in your house and then peace out like ahhh job well done

POV you've logged on to discord and you're friends with me on a level that would ever prompt this question

2026 continues to test me in new and unusual ways. today it's a duo of maintenance men who've cut our power. they've been working diligently for hours. one has the job of cutting holes in my drywall, and the other has been tasked with standing just behind the other guy playing tiktoks at full volume

my wife said "DOJ attourney" and my brain went "ah yes, DaiOuJou" yeah kelly the dodonpachi departmentofjustice

i actually think it's cool and sexy to hope. it's quirky and fun to do it when it doesn't make sense to. what has making sense really gotten you anyway. what if it's rational to hope. why not! why do antacid calcium tablets taste so good though is that one such a good idea

me: let's play fighting games sometime! i like Street Fighter 6 fight gamer: ehh. i don't like that it has a new button. do u play asesob me: ? fight gamer: Avoid Sister Eternal~Suggest OverBirth, u just gotta install a 29-step Apple Pippin fpga community mod emulator thru Discord using FuckTool.exe

counter-commute

there's no need to debate youtu.be/W3pHN7E6ijQ?...

"okie" mm so i know you're probably not mad but

nothing honey just checking my email what's up

I DID IT TOOK THREE YEARS AND FOUR PCBS BUT I'M BACK NOTHING STOPS THE KELLY TRAIN WELL OK ABLEIST FIRMWARE UPDATES CAN STOP THE KELLY TRAIN BUT THE STOP IS ONLY AS TEMPORARY AS THE XBOX ECOSYSTEM BABY AND I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER now who wants to pummel the rust off what was once a gold ranked kim

butt doctor, i am Le Pétomane

the best arcade controller maintenance music is the soma fm underground 80s station

POSTING TO HOLD AN INANIMATE OBJECT ACCOUNTABLE this had better be the last time i have to open this thing up

Sega racing game over music

this isn't saying much considering i asked her to tattoo my hand but it kinda feels equivalent tbh

y'know what i don't get enough props* for being such an accomplished gregarious autistic immunocompromised person in 2020s untied states of america with diagnosed but entirely rational contamination OCD *financial compensation

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

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