the outro though......

I deserve better

nothing left to do but skate about it

oopsie, i thought i was taking a small gummy but it turns out it's a Big gummy tonight's gonna be funnnnnnnmn

fruit ounch

i am a violet silhouette, swimming- nay, riding the flow of the aetherial currents. coursing through the veins of forever. the river twists and veers but my path is true. there is both a cleansing warmth and a brisk chill, and the feeling is incomparable.

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i know i'm a woman because nobody fucking listens to me at work lmao

i love my good days where i feel fit and healthy, this shit rocks especially these days when i'm usually languishing in a cloud of post-covid exhaustion lol

i need to finally figure out how to ride my heelys

okay, a bit of saffi lore: a long time ago i was playing ragnarok online and i made a bunch of characters named after spices. saffron got invited to a guild made up mainly of a friend group in the philippines but they seemed to really like me. called me saffi for short, and that name carried over

WAIT MY FRIEND COMMISSIONED THIS CARD HIMSELF? IT'S ONE OF A KIND???? I CAN'T 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

all i want is a semi-realistic fantasy snowboarding vr game with no hud, a procedurally generated endless mode that lets you change slope difficulty on the fly, a soundtrack featuring Ulrich Schnauss, and the most beautiful skybox ever you've seen. surely i'm not asking for much

📢3〜！ 😆March✨ 😆3月〜✨ CV ナギノエナ

THE SOUL OF MARYLAND BURNS WITHIN YOU

like a dozen people were honking at me and making faces and all i could do was laugh, total nightmare shit

GIRL WHO TURNED TOO EARLY AND WENT UP AN OFF RAMP (MEEEEEEEEEEEE)

here is "the One Thousand Pop-Tarts story," for those with the patience for my flavor of true-life bullshit

i almost don't wanna play choro-Q cause it's so wild without context and i don't want to lose that

aw fuck i just learned about populate

lrt finding that was pure serendipity

can i come over and stare at u like this?

the weather smells like summer and i'm *YEARNING*

Professor X beaming the Shirley Temple DVD and Lionel Coin Bank commercials into my head to send me into a berserker rage

it's a "eat shredded cheese over the bathroom sink at 3:02 am" kinda night

i finally did it;

piu piu

closest we'll ever get to a Turbo Teen universes beyond

masakit pwet ko

i bet being exiled and returned to the battlefield under my owner's control feels really good 🥴

please tell me if i saffi too hard?

today i was supposed to infodump to my gf about my commander deck and i froze up, never been so disappointed in myself in my life guys who can't get it up when they're cheating on their wives got nothing on me 😔

shoutout to three weeks ago when after one of my hardest cries in recent memory i lit some candles, got in the fancy hotel shower, and drank lemon lime gatorade while listening to this youtu.be/zZs6aozzU6U

btw she's not why i'm called saffron but she certainly Helped

thinking about her

Luigi’s Serendipity is boundless

if you're a princess, "hmph" counts as enthusiastic consent btw

i cant stop laughing at this help

i had an epiphany

speaking of robo pit 2 port jobs,

phriereneas and fern

casino (lowercase)

here's the manabox link manabox.app/decks/AZyMZK...

💖 Have a JUBILANT day! 💖

omg i did it

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lucky