two (2) days of being the acting front end manager and i already wanna eat a scanner gun, and i gotta do it again tomorrow 😵‍💫

why pull out a small map of Hydaelyn when you can pull me out instead.

boss noticed my airpod and i think im gonna snap 🙃

all i want is to sleep and also for everyone to love and worship me

i can smell the mandate of heaven, like ozone on the wind before the storm....

dead ass one of the first things i did when i got a better grasp of hang earlier this year, only just hadn't patched up a glitch on it before

now that diensy owns both star wars and the simpsons, they could just put baby yoda into an episdoe couldn't they imagine: grogu simpon....

姐さんも似合いそう～🕶️🎸 (I-NO Titanium Frame Sunglasses)

had my first cig in almost a year. the taste... the scent... the crackle... i missed it so...

bangs got a cowlick and they got me feeling like charlie nash

surgery gave me a bit of a speech impediment and i kinda like it hehe

got that shit ON today (says the girl who's always got that shit on)

me when im dr gero

let's do this

based on a true story

it's been about 6 months since i started doing my own injections and i'm sooooooooo over autoinjectors. pretending you're shooting yourself with a stimpack is fun but slowly pushing the plunger down on a syringe you measured out yourself is an intimate act with no equal

My remake #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく #廣井きくり #BocchiTheRock #kikurihiroi #廣井きくりの深酒日記

Oh yeah, i think this is my favorite piece of art i've made yet. Inspired by my third favorite Green Day aong :] #HiroverArt ------------------------------- "Track 03 - Insomniac (1995)" #ぼっち・ざ・ろっく #BocchiTheRock #GreenDay

i don't do enough for myself these days

ahahahhahaa that's a lie i tolerate so many mediocre people every day of my life

i wanna get into at least one parking lot brawl before i die

if i ever lose my apartment i can always move into one of the many heads i live rent free in 💅

elly just baited me by asking me to identify this car and when i did she hit me with AUDEEZ NUTS 😱

i love referring to Everybody Have Fun Tonight by Wang Chung as "the hit song Wang Chung by the popular british new wave group Wang Chung off their self titled debut album Wang Chung" even though it was actually from their fourth album and when they debuted they were calling themselves Huang Ch

resting bitch face is a disability and i'm tired of pretending it's not

I deserve better

me changing my kinsey score to 5.9 with the gravitas of scientists setting the doomsday clock

Those Who Hunt Milves (1996)

they didn't have to go that hard

it's nice to feel things again

that didn't last long

think i'm gonna dip from socials for a bit, it's not fun right now

if this vacation doesn't solve all of my problems then i'm afraid ill have to accept my own spiritual death

fuck, they made the the jingoism monster taste like a fruit roll up

don't worry, i didn't reinstall league probably just gonna start driving recklessly again lol

my self destructive coping mechanisms keep getting taken away and i don't wanna be an alcoholic again so i guess i'm reinstalling league of legends

🚗Age Solo Ecureuil 💿Ridge Racer Type 4 🎮PlayStation 1 🗓️1998

artist rendering of a shirt i saw today that was actually three dogs but from far away they looked like one really squashed dog

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this might be the biggest recession indicator i've ever seen

i'm a kinsey 5.4 but anyone can touch my collarbone

yeah i'm a spectacular failure but i'm glad i'm not whatever it is you are

cool that my latest post to blow up is the one with my license plate on it, and people are being weirdly mean about it?? yeah this site does NOT have the sauce

realizing i slur my words and laugh through all my problems now so um, the kikurification of Saffi Sarasa continues

yeah sure i'm old, but in the same way a beloved car with decades of offset registration stickers is

fuckin go crazy go hard go craazy hard do stuff life is yours for the livings