everyone who does the level thing in their bio is thinking wishfully. median level on here is like 5 tops

lol goddddd, have long felt this way about The Defensive Look, it just oozes "i have something to answer for and i don't have a good answer"

good day for seeing an announcement of the title for a new muse album and laughing out loud

the amazing irish circus

anyone here ever like 'bruh'

how it started how its going

In Gormful Cromulence,

using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

whats your sign

What's your sign?

i think we could all really go for a visit from dat boi right about now.......

I really hate fundraising, but I really don't have much of a choice rn. I'm raising money to go visit my dad, he entered palliative care in January and likely doesn't have a whole lot of time left. Any donations and sharing is so greatfully appreciated, please and thank you. gofund.me/d7cda3e53

daisy is a bandmate and absolute real one and has deserved about a dozen separate breaks recently. I know shes tried to make this happen for a while now and life had continued to find ways of getting in the way, so it def would be great + deserved to help make this happen imo if anyone would like to

awesome trick I've used a lot for combating the hold of infinite scroll brain tentacles is to give myself an artificial "end of the page" by scrolling real far down and start reading upwards until i reach the top

its awsome how the structure of nested quote tweets makes you read entire conversations in reverse

THAT IS NOT BIG PAPA HUGE TIME YOU ARE BEING DECEIVED this is the *real* big papa huge time........do not fall for the propaganda as i have

ok hear me out

never forget

OK then

take me down to tautology city where the grass is grass or the girls are pretty

vintage is the evil twin of thrift

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

woodworking is always like "use a chack to secure the hamel around the pip and drive a bemet securely into the double-wide chasing"

you're valid.......... but you're *not* woke.

wizards and that coast hire me

comic about mitski #slashficsingles

shout out to my homies xoliar omalizumab and litfulo ritlecitinib

I Fucking Heart Radio

the squeaky wheel gets the begrudging grease that makes it awkward

what forbidden dark knowledge have fast food corporations divined about the human psyche and its reactions to the word Cravable that has them eternally sworn to its incessant invocation in the name of all their sinister slops

i think the main reason i've avoided carpal tunnel as someone who works in software engineering and is a guitarist is that i have terrible focus and never get around to playing guitar

pagliacci: doc im so depressed. yesterday i saw the saddest craigslist posting for baby shoes dr hemingway:

The people have spoken

the male loneliness crises has been called a lot of things, but, if i had to call it any one thing, its gotta be "so-called"

when the amour is cherie

thats my secret cap. it turns me into metal fretzl

nothing makes me feel as actively disrespected by an app as when you're finishing a reel and instagram literally tries to nudge another video onto your feed like it thinks you're a fucking looney tunes character that can be floated away by wafting an apple pie under your nose

being the bigger person call that becoming the woker

Veri Sorta & The Really Kindas

MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?" BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask." ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."

the lock-in esque monster

i love when theres one thing thats one color and then theres a second alternate thing thats a different color. but it has separate properties

they wouldnt let scott stappp in to the vip area at the Event because he lost his wallet and couldnt show his creedentials

[patrick at the municipal snowstorm planning meeting] why dont we just push the snow somewhere else

those are sonic hedgehog rings

trash pickup group i follow but havent went to yet posted this and like

i only buy locally sourced posts (friend rts instead of algo suggested) (only will watch a new youtube account if someone i like guests on it / recs it)

"gamers aren't oppressed but they should be" but for DJs

ordinary sausage hotel