posting memes of the mamdani and trump meeting is still making me have to look at trump

cool ranch = 5x nacho cheese

parabola the rabola

went to the kitchen to make tea but resolved to use decaf because it's late but then i remembered i had a pie slice in the fridge and so I ate that and then left the kitchen and forgot to make tea and then realized the pie was matcha flavor so it was caffienated

"im just glad we all got back in one piece" -luffy before series finale credits roll

its almost like *your* soul is in this lantern..... but yall are not ready for that conversation

for years have known nothing about the musician 'waxahatchee' other than the name and who seems to care about them but was just overcome with an acute sense of "oh that is Definitely a white person, right"

if monocles are so great why didnt they make bionicle

discord team tags are a fun way to let everyone you talk to in other servers know that you're into some inscrutable other stuff they don't know anything about

[leans toward the 23 separate branded microphones from various news outlets on my podium] cant u guys use like bluetooth or somethin lol

message in a bottle floating across the ocean "i hope this email finds you.."

thought this was a band name

10/4 good meter

i think i am like specially designed to be allergic to subway takes lol. i hear a take and my brain is hard wired to find a percentage that i agree/disagree with it that is not 100

jopping brb

one time when my friends and i were driving over the verrazzano bridge, one of them tripped up while reciting some trivia and went "verrazzano was actually the first person [..]" and since then we've all been unable to get it out of our heads that adam of adam & eve's full name is "adam verrazzano"

All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

This is the future leftists want

she owned him so hard he turned into doug bonar

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Psst, hey, @kmoypro.bsky.social the Band has two shows this weekend, plz come out if u r around, I'd love to see u.

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

AI will NOT take the sparkle emoji from me ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

swag

Zohran's America

one thing i haven't seen said about the notion of rich people fleeing nyc because of The Mamdani Tax is like.... what, did they choose to be in nyc up until now as opposed to almost any other place in the country because it was a low cost of living lmao. "well now that it's expensive to live here"

Vote for Zohran, he does alt text on images 🦅

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

its awful how people go around picking mushrooms in the forest (societal artifice, the forest is a social concept and no such boundary exists in nature, fetishization of a false ideal of naturalism) instead of consuming them in their true natural habitat, uncle ben's instant rice, as god intended

just voted for The Guy

coughing baby atom bomb halloween couples costume

as a kid i would look at the background and imagine people moving around the streets there. people down on their luck, people who work in boring offices, closed shops with boarded up windows. the purple sky made it look cold or polluted, or like it takes place at an unknown time of day.

my favourite level is Spring Yard Zone because ostensibly it's similar to green hill zone, but it has all these slow moving obstacles everywhere that prevent it from being any fun. compared to 2's glitzy casino night zone it feels like a bunch of scaffolding in a remote industrial town.

i really love how kind of dreary sonic 1 is. like half the levels are sonic trudging through these momentumless worlds with dull colours, bleary eyed, with music that sounds like the residents. i find it really captivating

he doesnt even care 😦

I be watching a good ass YouTuber and then they'll recommend me the shadiest most heinous dogshit sponsor and then go back to the video like I didn't just see a guy I like get temporarily possessed by the spirit of an Old West Snake Oil Salesman

wish instagram reels could have separate "make sure i don't miss anything" and "stuff that doesnt annoy me" feeds

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

really fun spooky season arrangement of resurrections by the legendary disco cactus 🌵👻 discocactusmusic.bandcamp.com/track/stress...

this is like something i would see in a dream

spitting bars of wisdom, lil b

watched the knights of guinevere pilot i cant believe they made steeplechase in real life

i don't think i've ever seen anyone mention this specific enshittification out loud for whatever reason so for the record: big fat RIP to the "cached" option on google search results

"yippie", some have said