no but i am just missing the perfect system of little notebooks

"O pedaço de pau é a ferramenta do diálogo, vc pega um pedaço de pau e a pessoa quer logo dialogar"

reading /r/ididnthaveeggs and the way this is phrased is really tickling me. I made stollen from memory and imagination

Why did God give me Game

My life is awsome thank you all women

Go into the kitchen and send me a pic of the oldest bit of ginger u have. Thats what Yoda's penis looks like

dutch people love to say shit like, "Lekker"

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

"skyjacking" is when you do it while skydiving

comically large sword

comm for @chitin.link , rly cool robot thing, thank u for commissioning me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firefox 147 just landed & it's pretty huge in terms of web features: 🎉 CSS anchor positioning 🎉 The navigation API 🎉 View transition types 🎉 Brotli support in Compression/DecompressionStream 🎉 CSS module imports And more! https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Mozilla/Firefox/Releases/147

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

hey girl did you just step out of a Suicide Girls photoshoot? Cause ... Cause uh.. (confidence dramatically waning) umm... You're Goth.... And you're very pretty

do the kids know about Tweetdeck

Everything seems so novel when I'm high

They don’t know how to name a product well, but I appreciate Gamesir’s wild curiosity into making strange controllers specifically for sickos. Four in a week at CES is amazing compared to all the AI junk I’ve been seeing headlines for You’re not going to guess the name of the second one (Alt Text)

Rap World (2024) - 0:13:31 Dir. Danny Scharar, Conner O'Malley Runtime 56 minutes 🚬 x 16, or one cigarette every 3.5 minutes ⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️ https://howmanycigarettes.com/rap-world/

the average seinfeld skit is just a reaction video

if we start a podcast can i be the podcast

BREAKING: Unemployed Homie Finally Finds Obscure Research Chemical That Propels Him Into Building A Fortune 500 Startup

Reminder that you can feed your horsies beer as a reward for doing a good job

felt like drawing a demon today, a very conventional one i guess except for the knife tail

Gaze upon my throne of ice

CAn everyone stfu for a second thanks

how it feels to come home after a long day of work and watch the amazing digital circus

went to amsterdam on a whim today and experienced actual snow for the first time in my life

the internet is a great stinking pile of trash and we are playing in it

im so hot

where are the mlp artists selling merch

what the hell sure

gacha games are a type of casino which generates lesbian porn

im microdosing that shit they gave Algernon

Insider trading by buying shares for the grocery store before buying my groceries

2-minute comic

i tried to post a selfie and no joke my entire phone froze

Beautiful baby girl named NOT FOR CLIMBING

autistic bitches be like "i do not like the texture of your underwear