finished watching leiji matsumoto's Gun Frontier. it wasn't very good

What's gotten into you, old chap? Have you lost your bloody media?!

We all have that one oomf who makes us want to claw our own eyes out so we shall be tormented by their beauty nevermore

Fuck dude fuck fuck fuck im so fucked everythings so fucking over dude im so chopped the estrogen literally did nothing for years bro im so fucked *SOLAR RADIATION BRIEFLY PENETRATES BRAIN* Wait... im freaking adorable. Im a cute little lady *SOLAR RAY HITS BRAIN AGAIN* Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

i dont know if im the first one to make this emoji in paint dot net but i really really really wish it was real. i want to use it everywhere

"who want me" Too needy. What are you, sixteen? Try again. "do any girls want to cast spells with me" Trying to make it more palatable with a bit of humour, I see. Very clever. Try again. "im depressed :(" Embarrassing. Who isn't? Try again. "i want a sandwich" That will do. Post.

"you know you can just stop watching that show if you dont like it right" Bro... It's Not That Simple

i read tomie by junji ito. it was good

World of Horror is really beautiful but it is frustrating how hard the japanese fonts are to read. usually i can just guess what the word is supposed to be but sometimes it's just too pixelated

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i have got to get more irish

i am quite sick. its a good thing im so cute otherwise this would be horrible

my The Backrooms review: i watched it while sick and then proceeded to have fever dreams that night

POLYFRAG :: prototype {03.00} is live. this is a polished version of the speedrun shooter with quake-inspired bunnyhopping that i made for a 48-hour game jam a while back. now with better visuals and a save feature. still only two levels. more soon... #gamedev #retroFPS #godot

i tried reading kamen no kokuhaku and i was like this the whole time. maybe something for next year

barely slept... tummy hurts... throat dry... can't concentrate................. gunpla time

FRIEND: lemme pay for your coffee ME: aw thank you :) KARMIC DEBT COUNTER: NINININININININI -- KRK-CHING! FRIEND: dude can you turn that thing off ME: I don't want to

that one friend who's lost her bike keys: Guys im feeling kinda stressed out so im gonna go on a bike ride to clear my head... NOT!

guy from a world where 9/11 didn't happen, finding out about 9/11: you have got to be fucking me sexually!* *TN: due to linguistic shift from divergent events, in his world, "you have got to be fucking me sexually" is a common exclamation of disbelief, similar to "you have got to be kidding me"

Craving a nothing burger

just got chided for saying osaka from azumanga daioh is “from okinawa or something” . I couldn’t have known man

somehow i never wore a dress in all my years of being a brainwormed transgender. wearing one now. it's cool i guess

Frog ran out of his house. He saw a snail that he knew. “Snail,” said Frog, “please take this letter to Toad’s house and put it in his mailbox.” “Sure,” said the snail. “Right away.”

BLUE REVOLVER DOUBLE ACTION is now 50% off in the Steam Bullet Fest! store.steampowered.com/app/439490/B...

it's been over a year of living in the netherlands and i am so so god damn sick of almonds. Why does everything have to be almond flavoured

Bought three sausage rolls. Why did i do that. I barely even want one sausage roll

シャベッテルウウウウウ

Wait -- they eat BALLS?! I thought this was "Hungry Hungry Hippos", not "Horny Horny Homos"!

Azumanga Daioh (2002) あずまんが大王 THE ANIMATION Episode 16: Culture Fest, Second Year 00:13:44.758

月姫を読んでみようかな

idk how cool it is to a native speaker but the fact that the title of the game DoDonPachi is written 怒首領蜂 is... so freaking cool to me. it looks like Do Shuryou Hachi (angry leader bee) but if you read 首領 (leader) as Don (like a mafia don) then it reads as dodonpachi. which is kaboom sound effect

dodonpachi daioujou... ohhh dodonpachi daioujou hear my call... i wish to commune with you once more dodonpachi daioujou...

Why thank ya... That's mighty number nine of ya...

"i wish a girl with swirly glasses would saw me to pieces while giggling" Oh, phooey! I mean first of all, wouldn't that hurt like H-E-double-hockey-sticks? And let's not even get started on the legal ramifications!

(anxiously hiding white fur and blue wrinkly patches on torso) dude its a best before date not a use by date... please its okay i literally still taste fine please dont throw me out

DEMURE MODULE FAILING 🚨🚨 ENGAGING LOVABLE ROGUE PROTOCOL ⚠️⚠️ DISABLING SMIRK INHIBITORS

going to touhoufest in a few weeks as shotia dodonpachi daioujou like im the among us impostor

happy pride

i don't have a single pronoun to my name

the crowd cheers for my NORMAL relationship with alcogol 👍

LGBTQ? Yeah more like "Let's Get Bread Tonight, Quickly" because these people are wealthy af... Yeah, wealthy, with love that is! ☝️🥰

homer voice Mmm... Mute button

I put the names of all my patreon donors at the end of my posts but i dont have any so thats why you never see names

POST: this girl is telling me she's "already in a committed relationship"... can anyone put that in terms a simple shmuck like me could understand ☹️ REPLY: Uh, Earth to oomfie? She's not gonna fuck you bro!

ok so not only is he a creep, hes also a weirdo. and you expect me to empathize with this guy lol

groundbreaking new discord update makes it run even worse just like you always wanted