i made a sketch today hoping 1 person might confirm it could be a little funny (thats enough for me)

messaging a beautiful woman named noreply

You gotta try cereal dude it's so good, it's like grains and milk are 69ing in a bowl Literally Sex on your tounge... Unless you put them in in the wrong order. Then they're 96ing – NOT good

het zijn weer dingen die je niet nodig hebt weken bij albert heijn. deze week zijn alle producten die je niet wil 3+2 gratis

i dont like putting crap on my mouth so im never using chapstick during the day or anything. but if i somehow miss my daily habit of putting vaseline on my lips overnight Twice in a row what happens to them is kind of like what happens to the nazi guy in raiders of the lost ark

life is fine. Ive been outside in a red dress all day. Embarrassing!!!

i would love to endear myself to beautiful women all the time if i were tiny as a mouse. For some reason it just doesnt seem right to do it like this

wake up, wait for day to end

more and more people are going to be 30 or older so get used to it

please god love me

met a girl who said she produces breakcore. got into her pants and was greeted by an Atmospheric Jungle

i ahve to live. Jut to see how big my boobs will get

I like to think I did a good job on the fortnite one.

they let me cut in line at disney world for having aphantasia

i only drink guinness because i like their world records

joker: gotham city needs bat man at night. But he will have no choice but to sleep well after i hook him up to my CPAP machine

womens llove my little tummy

for a time i felt somewhat desirable and i kind of wish that hadn't happened

everything would be so much better if i were really only 3 inches tall

ohhh i'm sorry but this just isn't me (takes off cow bikini revealing mouse bikini underneath)

Well may be the music makes You lose control. But speak for yourself then

Can i have a vacation. Can i get taken care of for a few days & a kiss on my forehead

I deserve better cuz im Kind Quiet & Beautiful

Right right. You dont know who arin hanson is. Even though your shelves are littered with Grumpla

oh... that's unfunny of my comfort format

the annoying orange coping: eh... KNIFE goes on!!!

I have been closely watching your personal growth. Can i suck it

sorry 4 posting thru it every day

this who wants to be a millionaire ass theme

why didnt anyone tell me about indomie earlier

4.5 years hrt now When does you dick start to grow

It's morning again! Did you notice?

today i have been distracting my self from Crushing Defeat by working very hard on my little project

Maybe if any part of my body still worked i could at least fantasize about fucking or being fucked or something

i hope that by the end of the year i'll have wanted something

it's hard to approach being a good friend with the enthusiasm required with the kind of depression i'm experiencing now, i do my best to force myself because i think i still care but then i just worry it's fake and get more tired still

it took me nearly 3 decades to start growing up too fast!

on my knees begging the beer to make me want cock

by golly. its a furnace o' minecraft out there

how many years of hormones before u look cute in a dress

how will i feel about all this when my soul snaps back into place?

sorry banana boy, im an Apple girl now

The Angry German Circus (2006) #OldInternetNostalgia