cool drawing i made last year

i will keep beating its drum. I love this game.

the prerelease build for Evil Egg is now live on Steam. download the demo to play it. store.steampowered.com/app/3651950/...

“Potion Seller” if the Seller was a General Practitioner! 😂 Warrior: Potion seller, I am going into battle, and I need your strongest potions. GP: W-well, uhm, I don’t really know what the potions do, and, what if they work, t-too well? I mean, it’s not really my area of expertise, is all…

「Lyra's First Encounter with Earth Life!」 commission for @reallyneedsahug.bsky.social !! #art #loniart #LyraVulpecula

hard to go to a water park when i feel old and decrepit. what if i go down a big scary slide and my tender n juicy meat slides right off the bone...

OK, so this is really embarrassing, because like, I've been such a big fan of YouTube Poop for all these years, but... I don't actually know what Dinner is. 😅

she is red because she cannot be placed there

Learn how to make the CUBE CAN

big brother after reading 1984: (sigh) you know, lately i feel like i’m nothing but a big BOTHER…

*watching recent youtube poop* heh, the children yearn for youtube poop

This is a certified You And Me Both Buddy Moment

Lived with a self-proclaimed 'achievement hunter'/'completionist' for years... You should have seen what the sink looked like ;)

there is no grass to touch anymore ivysly.com/blog/there-i...

i loooove beautiful women

People don’t say “MILF” anymore they say “So Retro!”

im glad i got to grow up with “Weird Al” Yankovic - White & Nerdy but these days theres really not a lot of positive male role models left

this was a fun lil surprise

what country is this flag from and why are all the hot girls from there?

petting my own tummy… it’s just not the same. 😞

the final boss of music theory

Hey excuse me. I ordered a Happy Meal and you gave me the girls toy. I wanted the MtF toy.

I feel like a fruit gusher the way I want to gush about this fruit

Satoshi Tajiri: "I wanted to create the Pokémon series because I had a fond childhood experience of collecting a Nidoking."

hug

pretty proud of my “uma musume” collection as a f2p player 😁

oh it's nothing. It's just that I've just never been called a Nintendo kid before

new way to bring up chores to your roommates that I just invented

wendys ad campaign if their thing was putting beans in burgers: “Where’s the bean?”

proud pringle: i have a bit more tasty powder on me than everyone else in my can 😊

Observation: The world has truly gone mad.

please play evil egg. Everyone else is worse at it than me and I want competition

adjusted for inflation

hug

if you get surgery to make your head bigger you should get to live forever, but this world is far too cruel for that

Microsoft has detected that you are running an unlicensed copy of Windows Longhorn Beta. Your OS will now downgrade to Windows Shorthorn Beta.

good new recordcollector1972 rip youtu.be/k8IbZTVE95s

Plato famously defined a woman as a featherless biped with a little red bow on its head

Simon Cowell or equivalent: Your hair… …is NOT going to be cute today. Me: (visibly dejected but hugs the judges anyway)

all of u gotta know that Drift has been in my music rotation for quite some time now whimsical and intricate idm and the likes, good album!

good to see that there's still an audience for difficult art

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a spatula smashing a burger—forever.

Gadget Clic (gotxbrains, 2008-06-11) A fun gadget that i messed around with. Click the animated shapes to make them multiply. Background music by Gunther. The DING DING DONG SONG LOL!

Putting my toothpicks in a sharps container

Went on a date with Steve from Minecraft. We were really hitting it off for a while, but then he gave me the pick! 😂 …Blocked him afterwards 😂