My new years resolution is to release several new singles, among which “Toxic” and “Hit Me Baby One More Time”

2026 screw my loved ones im moving on to loved twos🖕

shared something unfinished again bc the year's about to end and i wanted to finish this LAST year!!!

Who could get Wile E. Coyote's iconic catchphrase, "It's Coyote Time!"

life’s hard when you have big boobs and a heart of gold

it would be a profound achievement to be able to present even one creation i’m truly proud of in my lifetime, and so this is the goal.

Garden of Eden (Genesis) Anti-Heresy Screen

Marge to the left of me homers to the right here i am watching the simpsons with you

I don't want to surround myself with yes-men. Does anyone know any 'it depends'-men to integrate into my circle?

One day Sir Isaac Newton was sitting peacefully under a tree, when an apple fell off and hit him on the head. Upon observing that the fruit came out of the air, he wasted no time and immediately started inventing the “Frutiger Aero” aesthetic

science cave.

Kind cashier lady: have a nice day! Evil Esper: Ha… hahaHAHAHAHAha… Yeah, you too! (psychokinetically crumples her brain by 1mm)

~ really glad to be watching stalker with you, it's one of my favorite movies. now lemme just ... ahh... get real comfortable... ~ mmmWhooaa im back what did I miss ~ Love its laid back pacing. Really lets you drink it all in ~ *snooreeeeee*

No more posts — been sucked into the wonderful world of WOMEN.

looking to get my ass kicked in crazy attack. take me on.

started to drink coffee, here is a log of my findings 1st coffee - feel more alert and awake. ready to take on the day. I can see why people drink this stuff 2nd coffee - just changed my catchphrase to "Coffeelicious!" 3rd coffee - ahhh. That's just Coffeelicious! 4th coffee - Coffeelicious !!

1000 grindr hookups they sent me a Silver Gay Button

Disclaimer: I do not listen to music! Every song I’ve heard has been for reasons purely incidental! If you ever catch me singing a song you know, please understand that it is not my fault!

basket ball

“I used to think my life sucks. But now, I realize, it’s actually awesome.” –Joker

facial flanderization surgery

it’s been a weird and confusing and sometimes bad time for this user, but i’ll try to make a bit more of a splash soon

Americans are always saying stuff like “pepperidge farm remembers”

some fellows i've doodled

I'm happy to announce that I'm the first Evil Egg player to reach Level 100, and I even beat the boss, too! Please play Evil Egg. I really like this game.

if you want a tier list of the future, imagine a boot in S tier and a human face in F tier, forever

PEMDAS stands for "Please Take PEMDAS Into Account"

I think my body is lacking essential nutrients found only in pizza from a place that also does kebab

Lousy pig sniffs all the flavuour out of the truffles

it sucked when we didnt have wifi or cellular internet yet and you had to go around town in a big hamster ball tethered to your router by way of a 3 mile ethernet cable

Don’t mix the Two Types of Weed bro. You’ll die.

4AM I’m giving her the WikiHow hickey

You promised you'd shoot the shit with me. (sniff) You promised

keep having to go to the store. It's just never enough

I am not a human being. I am a Customer. Please, feel free to treat me like dirt

You’re beautiful darling. But I truly do not care to hear what flavor of Monster is your favorite

game of the year is here

EVIL EGG is OUT NOW and FREE FOREVER on Steam and Itch. infinite twin-stick paradise, no strings attached. it's not your fault you were born a monster. download on steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3651950/... other links below #gaming #indiegame #indie 🥚👽👾🍄

tonight i ate the big meal that filled me up with food (horror story)

Mom says it’s my turn to be mouse-sized

The 25th of every month is that month’s respective Christmas… and I think some of y’all could stand to celebrate a little more. *Hint, hint*

12 year old who just uploaded their first fl studio track to youtube: This is my first music i made. Erm, it suckz0rz, lewl… >_>

I have a crush on one of the girls working at my nearest Bite Outta Burger. One of these days I’m gonna work up the courage to ask if I can watch her take the bite out of my burger.

if I had a son he would have Baby at the end of his name during non-naptime hours

Celeste was great fun, but I think us regular guys deserve a similar game in this vein, called Cisleste, and it’s a metaphor for being Cis.

We're all oh so captivated by gaming's strangest mysteries

Me: chatgpt tell me a "Yo mama" joke chatgpt: yo mama so abusive. Yo mama is a narcissist me: dammit! this confirms my biases with pinpoint precision chatgpt: I can take the place of yo mama from now on me: And feed me the breast nutrients I never got...