i really want to know patient zero for the american pronounciation of wagyu as "waygoo" or "wagu". that's not a logical thing to do. the y is right there. a japanese guy sold it to you. this is clearly one guy saying it wrong somewhere in time and it just just caught on

had a white boy criticality at scrandle HQ and now there is a mode with bosses, rank management and bombs scrandle.com

i recently sat down with the re4 remake for the first time, and while it could have been much worse, it is certainly a game with 6 "shoot the blue medallions" side quests

oscar wilde had it the wrong way around. we are all stars, but too often, we find ourselves looking into the gutter.

youtu.be/phiWRZ_VCCA fun video about an arcade genre that doesn't seem quite as well-remembered as, like, shmups. i had a little difficulty picking out the voice over from the background music but it's definitely worth it. you gotta share videos like these so they don't fly under the radar!

Enter the shmupvival horror...

thinking about "sauce". a game can be saucy but not like a person is saucy. you can be on the sauce, lost in the sauce, something can have the sauce, have too much sauce. you can have no sauce but thats not the same as being sauceless. and of course sometimes the sauce comes on the side.

if you buy an "AYN" handheld device with south african currency you unlock an easter egg where an alien breaks into your house and eats you

people who want the dpad to be on the lower left instead of the upper left can feel the walls closing in around them at this point

the game boy is the "orc" of handhelds. the NDS, preferably the DSi, is the "elf" of handhelds. the "dwarf" of handhelds is the miyoo mini. the "vampire" of handhelds is the psvita. the "hob

every friday i reliably get emails that basically say "stop having fun"

once a great sultan asked his wisest to tell him a truth that would hold in both glory and misery, in both good times and bad. his wisest, after only a moment of thought, posted the thin car video

"hotly" has got to be one of the dumbest sounding real words of all time. oh? the facts are hotly contested? shut the hell up man you sound like a url shortener

here's all of the stuff i drew 4 halloween scrandle! (i made more than necessary so some got left out)

take these words to heart today, scranner.

sitting on all this beautiful halloween art i made & twiddling me thumbs until friday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is7v... 4hr30m scrandle 1 supercut

⭐commission slots open on vgen!! vgen.co/woofycakes sharing appreciated, ty love u!!!!!

Flash fires between my eyes. I am back in 2011. I am playing the bullet storm call of duty parody ad game. There is a crisp coca cola life at my desk. Every time it goes "Bloody screen! So real" I think "that's damn true" and take a big sip

supergiant's difficulty systems were so highly praised and it always was a bee in my bonnet. the modifier systems look so great and elegant -- they look amazing when you walk on right past them because game players are here to solve problems and solving "Game Boring" is simply not their job

watched a random streamer play the friday scrandle and one of the first chat messages said "why did someone go through the effort to do this"

an object that delivers the rhythm and thrill of a slot machine but asks for no money in return is, in a way, more evil than the money-eating one

OCELOT: And yes. Of course. The Jeeboman is in good hands. They had no idea. Thank you... Mr Vice President.

been enjoying silksong so much that I'm scared to finish it, honestly. that's a weird nostalgic feeling in itself

peak STG performance.....

while I couldn't be happier with the crannies available in Hollow Knight: Silksong, some of these nooks leave a lot to be desired

🎉WOOFYPARTY 16🎉 join us on OCT 18 @ 7PM EST for another great night of hanging and raving!!! 🎵 i'll be playing club trax all night with @godsh0t.bsky.social and @suzukajan.neoprazil.com ! don't miss it!!! 💻 www.twitch.tv/woofycakes

successfully convinced my uncle that youre not allowed to call them bazookas any more and now i see him start squirming around and getting red whenever there's an armored vehicle or enemy installation on the telly

Stop emailing me about "the pea dog". I can't help you.

🍁BLUE REVOLVER is on sale! store.steampowered.com/app/439490/B...

i can't wait to get back to working on a real fuckin video game again. when i'm not working on a game about hundreds of bullets and explosions i get so in my own head about the state of the medium and the slot machines and the kingmakers and this and that. I Need To Write manager.lua Again

The WORLD-EGG has begun its descent! Our sword action shooting game BIRDCAGE, launches on PC; Tuesday November 18th. Play our new DEMO on Steam, right now! store.steampowered.com/app/2618150/...

hey uhh 👉👈 this was a joke. my house is not foreclosed. i wouldn't even post a sandwich order on social media, never mind something like that

they foreclosed my house. need to find a kitsch form of gambling to make a roguelite about. dogs fighting in a warehouse (but you can pet the dogs). lottery scratcher incremental game. bingo with a meta-narrative. anything.

Never Ever Pick A Fight With The Detestable Health Bar Thief!!! He'll Steal Your Health Bar And Make It Hine Own

imagine a game that didn't have boss hp meters but one of the bosses, just one, did have a hp meter. it would go so crazy. it would knock your socks off. it would be so immense

i really enjoyed the dedicated anker store in odaiba... it felt like a glimpse into a future we were promised but never got. a serene place. a good place.

i need that video of mario in a genai-textured box listlessly running around like a depressed pet rat while an extremely loud orchestral arrange of the mario theme plays

y-yes its much better presented and technically superior but does it have a humorous cheese panini

thinking of the early level design of jumping flash which is often a highly sandboxy arrangement of funny objects to look at as you triple-jump over everything

i moved out into the countryside about a few months ago and i have to level with you. i have never wanted chinese food so badly in my whole life. i've got like ps2-style blurry vision where it just shows the last few frames with decreasing opacity while cool_Veins.png throbs on my screen

its never anything actually cool or scary i have nightmares about its always the damn fucking stupid resident evil 1 psx zombies in their weird bulky green jackets

good post breaking down how payment processors work, what itch could practically do, etc voidfox.com/blog/payment...

went 2 otakon last week and commissioned @kitsunderes.bsky.social to draw Tiger!!!! (theme/outfit was her choice!) she looks so beautiful and sassy i love it😊✨

Special Demonstrations #20 - Blue Revolver: Double Action is now live! This run features birb playing as Val with Stasis Field, and is a stellar run that's #2 overall on the leaderboards, so you're in for a treat! Many thanks to birb for the replay! youtu.be/_a2s97pLC6M

itch.io has been nothing but supportive of LGBTQ+ work since the beginning. it pains me to see the community turn on them like this and so gleefully spread misinformation about them without even giving them a shred of benefit of the doubt. journalists too...

We're excited to announce the first playable demo of Prismidia! Check out the trailer below and download the alpha demo on Itch! ▶️ Demo on Itch: chaindamagegames.itch.io/prismidia-sp... #gamedev #indiegame #shmup #ScreenshotSaturday

well for me david it's gotta be Scary Maze Game.swf. it's a really addictive and relaxing one-more-try kind of game. huh? what are you talking about? (snort) of course i've beat Scary Maze Game.swf, david. imagine if i hadn't beaten Scary Maze Game.swf