oh hey, sweet. [oc]

My food: Best if used by November Me: Oh it will be used by then

Important minor transition milestone: I have accepted being a big forehead girl and actually feel more at peace and feminine for it

The idea of middle-aged Samus has been ricocheting around in me brain with with flashing lights and tom and jerry pinball sfx

the point of a game is not to beat it, it is to play it. difficulty is only "a problem" if it is "in the way" of beating the game, which is an issue in the mindset of the player, not in the structure of the game. redoing parts of a fun game is not a punishment, it's an invitation to hang out

Silksong is fun but have you tried playing it on steam deck the same as your gf playing it on the TV

please no more paid cosmetics in games. and if we can't get down to that level then please no more outrun/80s/synthwave cosmetics in games. guys we gotta put that palm tree vector down. look at me. no more purple glowy grids please

Finally cold enough to return to corduroy, fall powers are returning

Can we fucking stop making fucking phones with fucking fat cameras on the fucking back I fucking hate this design like its the worst shit that happened to smartphones. Also their fucking size. Why do I need a fuxking tv monitor in my pocket

i can’t do it anymore brother. go on without me

ACTUAL METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND THOUGHTS Being spiky on the internet aside, of all the formulas you could apply to Metroid prime, you could certainly do worse than "just make it Hydlide".

It's me, I ordered it, I'm the one who told them to make Metroid prime 4 a big open world game with keys Fuck you this is My game now King's Field forever

Nintendo Direct guy goes to the doctor: I have one more problem to talk to you about today. Please, take a look.

Dancing of Ilyoplax dentimerosa found in Korea. チゴガニの仲間、Ilyoplax dentimerosaのロボットダンスです。ポージングを挟みつつキビキビ動きます。韓国にて。 🦀🦑🧪 #crab #カニ #invertebrate

What an expertly called shot

ok guys good news, you can stop arguing about genre. i know what silksong is, i have the answer right here it's faxanadu

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

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I don't make a very good hater

when you see this icon, that means the game is auto-saving. this is the best time to punch, kick, and shoot your game console

Early silksong thoughts: I wanted a slow nasty map and I'm getting a slow nasty map and, really, what more could I ask for?

Oc

Fondly remembering when I spent way too much time in the ac6 decal creator

Turned off gyro in devil daggers and immediately performed 4 times better. I will play this game with pad. I do not care

Morning

it's quake time

Check Your Bulk applies to your steam library as well, I just found halo in there, I just found strife in there, I just found heretic in there, I just found blaster master zero in there

Sometimes I see this art and every single time I am in awe of Enoch's huge naturals

Genki? Yea I know those guys

I'm trying to be a more forgiving of myself bouncing between things as rapidly as I do. If I'm not careful, games are bad because I'm not reading, books are bad because I'm not drawing, art is bad because I'm not well-read enough in comics, comics are bad because, movies are bad because...

Soggy Uni

i'm playing resident evil 4 for the first time fucken video games

Top 5 Columbo Rage Moments (Bloodlusted) 1080p

Blocked Hans Zimmer on tidal because I believe a better world is possible

wow i ignored this lol. i haven't had that gamer dog in gamer me this year, but sometimes all you can do is your best! i did play metroid, castlevania, and frog detective. and i did try koudelka and tactics ogre (which was cool and I'll get back to it some day)

something epic this way fails

Carrying such heavy equipment into combat requires the use of specialized rigging.

theyre actually the same guy

Now that I've finished it and sat on it a few days, I think I can pull together my thoughts. You can tell the author had an idea he just had to get out of his system, and as he wrote it he kept coming up with new analogies and tangents until it became a fucking behemoth

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