this is the hardest i have ever laughed + cried at anything on the computer. please read it

horseshoe crab

STATLER: street fighter and 4 non-blondes? that's an iffy mix! WALDORF: i wouldn't be so sure! remember V's roster? BOTH: DOOOOOOHOHOHOHO

extremely powerful synthesis

we have begun to record Threadspinner Playtest

Headache Guy isn’t AI cause he’s Real to Me

last week i spent 8 hours with a buddy playing ssx 3 at their house and it only further cemented in my mind that it is without question objectively the greatest video game ever made and indeed perhaps the planet earth's only truly sublime work

High Park - Old Dogs II i'm watching your stream

favorite Headache lyric is probably "a girl wearing frayed jean shorts asks me how i feel / i don't answer / when she walks away i notice she has 'GAME OVER' tattooed on the back of her thighs in the tetris font / i nod"

dude :(

#Portfolioday sample illustrations and cover art

tooting is probably one of the more classic things you could do with one's own horn

Let's get #IrisOnTheNLCruise trending before I regret it. Trust me if you want ANYONE embedded there you want it to be me.

Walk for me

2026-03-22 / Avedon lighting study dolly fashion photoshoot with @kazehai.com

2026-03-21 / Powerlines in Portland Maine taken on 4x5 Large Format Camera

using the utmost of my boo crew connection powers - i know one of you has to know a guy who knows a guy - our mission is to get Iris taking gonzo pics on the NL cruise. this must happen

I am 100% serious btw. If you want a Gonzo writeup on the NL cruise and can get me on there as press I want nothing more than to do that.

hey if there's any surviving video games websites that want to pay me to go on and photograph the northernlion cruise I will do it

[LOWER MAINLAND POLITICS POST, YANKS DNI] doug mcallum saying Surrey needs to become the next global city is really funny when he's referring to a place people already... kinda just call Vancouver out of convenience...

Here is a full transcription of mayoral candidate Doug McCallum’s thoughts on why Surrey should become a global city

update it is still awesome and will literally only be getting more awesome 🕊

toon dark magician girl

FURIO: stupid a facken stand (FURIO activates his stand Carmenrusso; the pattern on his shirt comes off and forms a giant peacock that begins to menace SILVIO and CHRIS) CHRIS: fuck!!! fuck!! oh my fuckin GOD

Industrial Burning BeyStations

bowled a game of fucking 8 tonight. if any women who would otherwise wish to comfort me refuse to even look at me after that absolute dogsneeze i understand

hey gang - my friend iris' two front tires blew out and it's gonna cost a shitton of money to get her car back up on the road. she's asked me to collect funds to help recoup sudden expenses, so donations & RTs are big time appreciated!!!

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

hey gang - my friend iris' two front tires blew out and it's gonna cost a shitton of money to get her car back up on the road. she's asked me to collect funds to help recoup sudden expenses, so donations & RTs are big time appreciated!!!

Another trip to the hospital so I'm bringing this up again. I hope it's not too annoying

new work: HEALTH dj set afterparty at BOOKCLUB saturday, april 11th, 2026 (21+) digital poster

So, the needle hasn't moved; still could use help, if possible! Having a working phone is pretty high priority for me. I appreciate all the boosting behind this, thank you >_<

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

Prove You're Human announced (by 1000xResist dev sunset visitor) www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WKL... store.steampowered.com/app/4533950/...

new work: HEALTH dj set afterparty at BOOKCLUB saturday, april 11th, 2026 (21+) digital poster

literally got to do the coolest thing in my entire life so far today by the way. just letting u know

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bugs when i lift up their rock:

COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag? ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history. COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation. ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.

seeing a picture of anon chihaya makes me laugh the exact same way i laugh whenever i see a picture of christopher from the sopranos. just some fucker up to nonsense

not a whole lot of talk these days about how Wizardry is like top 5 greatest video game logo ever. mysterious

wizardry: scenario #3 - the legacy of llylgamyn, print ad (1987) archive.org/details/logi...