NIGHT MARSH: loaded in as a rook just to see if i could get out, saw i needed keycards to use normal exfils, made a beeline towards a guarded exfil, activated it and heard three runners go "AHHHHH NOOO GOD IT CAN FIRE EXFILS RUNNNNNNN" so i gotta say it's a hit

things to say during marvel vs. capcom commentary

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this is what you see when you die

got to walk boo and dad through their first watch of the greatest movie on earth: mortal kombat nineteen-ninety-something

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you know despite bad video games today was better than good. i have got to hand it to me

i should wearing a gi and hakama to nights out like geese howard. that won't reflect poorly on me or get me in any trouble at all

the last video game that looked better with motion ass blur was tekken 6 fifteen years ago. cliffs and trees are the two things you never let motion blur get its little grubby fingers on and all anybody does is make Cliffs And Trees The Video Game

permitting myself to be a no-fun wiseass re: sony games trailer day for exactly one post not counting this one

think it's gonna be a good one today folks

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so not only did capcom give out gear that makes your guy basically unkillable they also added a game mode where if you fight one of the main guys you slowly get their moveset and you dont have to give them travel magazines and dog food for 130 hours. guess they came around!

we're here with tracy jordan who just recounted, by the way, the entire plot of teen wolf

very glad i took the 20 seconds i did not have last year to make Gay Minsc it seems to be a hit

lrp have been making muscle man noises for the last 5 minutes

Coming soon: Armored Core ReAnswered: - Static recompilation (native on PC, 0 emulation) - Via Reglue SDK & Vulkan renderer - Huge performance improvements - High FPS, PC native multiplayer

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i love checkin my mutelist for what's expired. some time ago everyone was talking about "mass effect" too much for me to take. why? cannot remember or give a shit. it's a blast

if you saw this post it'd warm my heart if you made a contribution to any of the campaigns for relief in gaza currently platformed by the sameer project. thank you linktr.ee/thesameerpro...

literally nearly just lost a set in sf6 because i was scrolling in-between rounds, saw this picture, and forgot i was playing a video game

I couldn’t find my phone so I had my gf text me all the bluesky posts I was saying to her to post later

devil jin is so cool i wish tekken was real

outpost run helping a friend clear the antenna / commander quest playin it super fuckin stealth, no one on pinwheel zero sprinting, hearing gunshots on our flank the entire time, we exfil clean as a whistle and find we were being tracked by a rook who'd just put two full teams in the ground

stupid baby ingrid is out yaaaaayy yaaayyyyy ingrid

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new pride glag 2026 do we like it or no ?

Conduct unbecoming a fuckface asshole piece of shit

If you are canadian, please sign this petition to oppose bill C-22, and protect your right to data privacy!

my kingdom for someone to spill the beans on just how bad DQXI was going before this lol

if you are developing a STG and you read this you are obliged to add at least one bridge with tanks on it right now in honour of IKD

william was makin a big stink about playing with him so i ate a big handful of sour cream + onion chips and breathed at him and he went "urrrhn" made a face and settled down. #wariostrategy

seems we're lost at sea... that's what i get for letting you sail. do you have a navigational device? ah, a sextant... no no, it's a perfectly fine device, especially if you need to check for an ear infection. i wonder: have you considered this astrolabe i don't know how to calibrate?

weiss / kaine / emil

when a plan comes together... that's the power of supreme intellect

I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading