If you love life, O Horus, upon his life staff of truth, do not lock the gates of heaven, do not bolt its doors. (Pyramid Texts) (ALL)

jokes about it aside, one thing that's cool about elin is that it's one of the first cases I can think of where a debate-polarised kusoge (affectionate) kamige (affectionate) doujin game simulreleased and ended up with a pretty international fanbase all active at the same time

so fascinating how elin manages to layer galge as much as it does. the gods all being catered to their audience, with faith being a de facto relationship gauge, it's insane. you can factually claim there are two entirely different goddesses with a mommy thing going on, if you count the fox gods

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Marisa no, don't give Shanghai a Nagant #Touhou #東方Project

the armour design in oblivion kills me because every single set looks like a budget period typical comic that's trying rip off todd mcfarlane, except for the dwarven set, which is strikingly cool, especially in the concept art

all the wood elves in oblivion look like cheerful little dewy gay guys who order bigass caramel frappes they are all so awesome

0308 Mostima #Arknights #アークナイツ #明日方舟

没有人的女儿 ⚓️ #oc #illustration

Ninienne of the Lake #oc #sketchbook

Severian

I think a lot about how, being inspired by blaxploitation films, a reused plot from a canned redguard sequel is responsible for the completely inexplicable "there is a rival fighter's guild and they're doping" plotline in oblivion

i'm doing an oc outfit ask game on tumblr, so here's what i did with my nerevarine for these prompts: OC dressed as royalty // OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding) [ #elderscrolls #morrowind #art #artsky ]

I give you intoxication and inebriation, without sorrow for your ka. (OGC)

くっさい雪プチ　#Elin

just as one would expect

elin being a 40-years-prior prequel sequel with cross game cameos wouldn't inherently be hilarious on its own, but the fact it commits hard enough to this that it just has a bunch of Actual Babies as the returning characters whenever it's someone who isn't an elf is hysterical

But what thinks Lazarus? Can he warm his blue hands by holding them up to the grand northern lights?

help yourself

can't stop laughing at the single image of hbo viserys they chose for the asoiaf wiki

you can get away with saying just about anything as long as you start with "there's an old [nottingham/liverpool] saying, goes something like..."

This iron age man buried in Sussex was so proud of his awesome helmet that he developed an archaeologically detectable neck injury from wearing it so often.

one critique I have of mount&blade as a series is that its nobles don't really seem to care about bloodline at all, which it somewhat tried to amend in bannerlord, but even then still fails to really contextualise the unlanded noble as, for example, the child or sibling of an established lineage

"What shall we read today, old friend?" "Hmm... how about this little story?" "Once upon a time, there was a brave knight..." 🌿

Yes, of course. Exactly what happened to me.

thank god i found it again

"bro is this fetish art 😭" anything and everything you will ever interact with is someone's fetish. someone wants to fuck clouds. someone's horniest thought is to be a branch on a tree. someone's going to fuck a salt shaker. someone wants to fuck math. someone did. his name was albert einstein

Versus Sirene #devilman #デビルマン

Luck and loot for us all, Footpad.

generally you want to remember how to turn your "work jokes" voice on so you don't sarcastically hit a higher up with "edward said, eat your heart out"

この世はクソだね、ぷにゃたろう

“I’m saving up for the other sleeve and then maybe a back piece”

there's a certain degree to which I do lose sympathy if you buy an obvious enough scam and the event horizon for this lies somewhere prior to buying allegedly discounted tungsten rings

A Nurse’s Nightmare

does the all-contributed and all-receptive ocean alluringly spread forth his whole plain of unimaginable, taking terrors

He has taken possession of the sky, he has inherited the earth, and who shall take this sky and earth from him? (BDF)

guess who just got accused of fell sorcery for, you guessed it, being valyrian

For several minutes we watched many red/orange objects fly slowly and low across the sky.

In 1999, Hagelin suggested that NATO should establish an elite corps of 7,000 yogic flyers at a cost of $33 million in order to end the Kosovo War.

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

[0001522] Stray kitten corpse not rotting

Talk straight, %PCRace. None of that flattery.

awesome video i found on tumblr days ago

donnie darko is presented and paced like a visual novel