i have to go to work today does anyone feel bad for me

the richest people in all of history have recently decided that every high schooler in the country should have the robot that suicidebaits you installed on their phones and laptops for use in class. Sorry about your son but thems the breaks

it's Bee was a type of insect friday

reading theory

that moment when you are powerless in the shadow of the structure

when im cuddling w my girlfriend and i get her hair in my mouth its like yayyy pffthhb oop pff pff pthhhh yayyyyyyyyyy

My beautiful warlock girlfriend: go climb through that crevice, whelp. Me, her halfling boyfriend servant: (indignantly) maybe I will .

thats nuts

patrons can play this literally right now on my discord btw #vesna #dogNightmare #gamedev #indiegames

democrats are seriously out here in 2025 saying “finally, a policy that will light a passionate fire in our voters: 12 dollar minimum wage”

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👻 BOO…… it’s 🐝 yourself friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

Can’t get time off of work until Saturday. I can only hope something terrible happens to me which prevents me from being there

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

we’ll eat candy and make out all night like we’re not afraid of evil

Fenway Health just sent this message to all of their patients. They are lying to their patients telling them that cessation of gender affirming care to trans youth was due to a change in federal regulations. This is a lie. No such change was made to regulations. This was Fenway complying in advance.

The truth is that I got depressed then bought a camera and then instead of doing blog I have been doing movie. The fact of the matter is digital video is saving me currently

he looks so peaceful here

me and my daughter

“A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game stops running when newer versions come out, so it’s whatever man, I don’t know. Look, I’m makin’ movies now kid, I’m like friggin’ Scorsese over here.” -Shiggy Diggymoto

描く推しが軒並み目きょるんきょるんしてた時代

boom cat

luke skywalker’s clone, luuke skywalker, is a genetic clone who is physically an exact duplicate of luke. however, luuke used it/its pronouns

skateboarding is when you get together with other adults and take turns jumping up and down and saying “wow. that might’ve been my biggest jump yet”

Dear kerry unfortunately we don't hire beautiful women😂we only hire freakish little weirdos, best regards

a “recruiter” has gotta be the gayest job ever

i don't want to take attention away from people who need it more but i am still struggling financially and emotionally after the devastating loss of my partner of 4 years, rito. i have to go back to work soon, so i have made a wishlist with toiletries, new work pants, etc throne.com/honeyboy

Good evening. Let’s all eat shit and die

It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today

society if that kid said yes i want to pee on the rock instead of saying no i want to live

everyone leaving twitter to go to bluesky meanwhile im leaving bluesky to go to david

his car is thin for an amazing reason

in rainbows is the best radiohead album

i need something soon

this week on @tstv.show we’re talking about freaking MULHOLLAND DRIVE!! what a masterpiece. i hate when girls die 😔😔😔

most beautiful object in the world permanently affixed to my right hand

dude they made the breakfast sandwich in the Dunkin Donuts app cost 900 points #suicide