fist bump monday lets do this

Milk hiding #critterposting

fist bump wednesday lets do this

we are losing influence on neopets because you keep posting on the neopets roleplaying forum instead of the neopets battledome forum. you are wasting time pretending to be a shoyru named jeff

my roommate is always playing the craziest games wtf is this bro

pissing me off

dan really outdid himself on this

making a bunch of miis has rly shown me how many of us wear glasses

hi

just pooped and it hurt #ad #sponsored #DavesHotChicken

$30k ffs or $10 false eyelashes

THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS ARE DROWNING IN AN INDESCRIBABLE EMPTINESS.

nice part about working at that really popular green coffee chain is that when someone complains about their drink I literally cant care. my thoughts on people who drink coffee from here are already in the gutter. of course you dont like it. you have horrible taste!

beautiful curly haired brunette that served us at trident bookstore. we love you

love the genre of atheist that treats any expression of religious interest as an excuse to start blogposting in the replies

hopped in da Uber he put on kim petras

wow. no one told me food service would be hard!

Jon Snow: Ugh! Look at them all, at their high table.. And me, seated with the serving men! Tyrion Lannister:

world 7 super mario bros 3 hellworld for psychos

*my unusual killstreak brass beast begins crackling with red energy*

what am i, unc liver?

We have captured the enemy intelligence.

If I was a bartender I would speak like an antiquated butler, it would be my whole thing. "Very good sir.. right away sir." Bowing and stuff. Unfortunately they don't let me bartend due to my extremely violent tendencies

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

pokemon fans when the f2p mobile game isnt very good

it’s age gap april #agegapapril

happy age gap april

slowly but surely creating an underground power grid/sewer system in withered wastelands. havent rolled credits yet btw

New look at Hunter Schafer in Euphoria Season 3.

yvonne walks surprisingly fast

stupid chud hobbit

my favorite genre of picture is yvonne pulling kerrys leash into a kiss on public transit. theres plenty of em

yikes man it really does say "the end" there huh

what the hell am I supposed to do with these titties now that I have em. just hanging there and everything. get a job girls

PreStige the Bane if you happen to be reading this I think you are genuinely less intelligent than a dog.

what can you even say. sold out instantly btw

YVONNNEEEEE

can someone remind me to take my beef stew off the slow cooker in 6 hours or so

my name is yvonne i dont like fps games and i dont like overwatch

friday. the day of many events

used to be you could get one of these fer 15 bucks at yer walmart and it plugged direct into the teevee and came with bout 20 games

*does my hurting dance in your direction*

this is what it’s like lately

im sure theyre just calling it "the dungeons of fear and hunger" to scare people off.

enlisting in the thumb wars on the side of the thumbs