the first and most important thing you have to do in minecraft is build a front porch

first person to hit Harry Kane with a rock is my michelob ultra player of the match

It’s not my best friend Haaland’s fault that he’s bigger and stronger than these lads

one piece fans will look you directly in the eye and tell you its the greatest piece of media ever created and then follow that with "oh yeah you can just skip some of these arcs theyre a waste of time"

my girlfriend goes to work and i start knocking on my wall saying “guys Yvonne isn’t home it’s safe to come out!” and a wave of mice emerge from under my bed squeaking and smiling

this is the kind of thing susie and kris are sending each other

i am 14. anna kraus just left me after a devastating 6 month relationship. im a bench warmer on the boys soccer team. life is so good

genuinely making me emotional to play black ops with my middle school friends again. we made it guys we fucking made it

YUP. DEATH TO AMERICA MONDAY ONCE AGAIN

belgium has pretty jerseys :) unfortunately they must all be sacrificed on the altar

I HATE ENGLAND

at first, i did indeed think it was a rabbit. but of course it was that delightful bear, winnie the pooh, all along

I like that fluffy boy. that ralsei

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

HE LIVES

no hate no disrespect. referee should probably not wake up tomorrow

you'll all be pleased to know that my first time using a mandolin went very well. I definitely did not hurt myself. my pride remains untouched,

despite kamala harris being who she is and yknow. all that stuff that happened. the coconut tree quote is true as hell

if-Jon-Snow-returns-kill-him-again.com

tears running down my face man shes so cute and I love her

me and squidward

The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.

PARAGUAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Welcome To Eichenwalde

DEADLOCK: Sent you 10000 dollars DEADLOCK: Please don’t go see him please DEADLOCK: I love you DOTA 2: DOTA LONG DICK JUST LANDED IN LA BABY WHAT’S POPPING

the thing is that there could be no video games released ever again tomorrow and that would be fine. maybe even good

well ?

the time has come for me to sell my magic cards. is anyone interested in buying a lot of magic cards

Don’t die like this #ThursdayMentality

lets fucking go.

humeurs de pikachu. Guilty / Culpabilité

good part about having girlfriend she drives u to work. bad part about having girlfriend. no reels in the car

I imagine its flattering, in a way, to not meet many other people with your name. and then come across a young lady who chose your name for herself

theres a single other yvonne that comes into my job and gets a caramel macchiato. I believe she is a flight attendant. we have a mutual respect for each other.

USA looks really good in groups but if im being completely #real and #honest they dont have a single difficult game to play before knockouts

being blue allows you to touch the ball with your hands

EEEEEELEVENNNNN MINUUUUTESS

might do my shot on time this weekend #period

cant wait for this monday. theyre calling it "job interview monday" and its a day of the week where you have a job interview. doesnt have to be a monday

theyre calling her kerry eleanor invalid handle lloyd

YOSHIHIRO TOGASHI: ok so for the bad guy I’m thinking some kind of clown pedophile (pauses, lost in thought) who is also kinda nice with it and a bit of a stone cold badass.

(You're awfully kind taking time out to talk to a mouse. This mouse loves you! )

ugh, homer. pick up that donut