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over 1 year ago
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From my humble vantage point, it appears you have nothing to sell.
18 minutes ago
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The ? I'll buy it for $. You positive you want to sell it?
about 1 hour ago
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Are you looking for that so-called genius, Apple Kid? As a true genius, I'll tell you that he's in Burglin Park, looking for you.
about 3 hours ago
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Out walking in the desert must make you very hungry and thirsty!
about 4 hours ago
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Working through the night, fixed the . After being fixed, the became the .
about 5 hours ago
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Mr. Carpainter was pretty strange. But so was everyone else.
about 6 hours ago
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Are you from Eagleland? If you like adventure, this isn't your kind of place. You should travel across the sea to Scaraba from Toto, the port town.
about 7 hours ago
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, you're a hard worker, just like your mom. Don't work too hard, though... *Click*
about 8 hours ago
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Come again.
about 10 hours ago
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policeman is stronger than any super hero! Oh... you won... Don't let
about 11 hours ago
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We're a great team, aren't we? Well, you should turn the power OFF instead of just pressing RESET. All right?
about 12 hours ago
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You're heroes. That rocks!
about 13 hours ago
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I'm doing this because I trust you. First, let's go to the basement. Ah! I can tell by the look on your face you don't want to hang out, do you? That's all right. After all, we are not even related. Someone like you should just hang around that dreamer Gerardo Montague.
about 14 hours ago
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Didn't you meet up with many monsters along the way? Recently, several bad incidents occurred in this peaceful country...
about 15 hours ago
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Ah, ... you've read it already... . That Tony has a heart of gold...
about 17 hours ago
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The Runaway Five from Twoson seem very popular. I heard that the Topolla Theater is always full.
about 18 hours ago
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There is a useful item at the dead-end after you make quite a long walk. ... Brick Road
about 19 hours ago
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Traveling entertainer's shack.
about 20 hours ago
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Well, well, well... That's not good. You really should take the time out to meet Everdred.
about 21 hours ago
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have a town map? You didn't borrow one from the Onett library?
about 22 hours ago
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Only a tanning pro like me is able to get an actual suntan on the palms of his hands!
about 24 hours ago
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The monkey... got charred. Is he all right?
1 day ago
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Thank you.
1 day ago
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What? You have no money? ! Come back after you make some money.
1 day ago
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If you do
1 day ago
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I wanted to see the circus in Threed, the next town over,but I hurt my leg in the Peaceful Rest Valley.
1 day ago
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Mr. Saturn
1 day ago
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Ah! You knew it. That's good. I was just wondering.
1 day ago
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While you explore the dungeon, why don't you make a pit stop? ... Brick Road
1 day ago
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Cows and carrots? ... That's a nutty combination!
1 day ago
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You don't have enough money.
1 day ago
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Welcome to the very end of the world's longest traffic jam!
1 day ago
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You'll be dead of dehydration! I'm warning you!
1 day ago
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It seems that the citizens of Onett have been harassedby those dang street punks called the Sharks. I wonder if going and talking to Frank,the leader of the Sharks, would do any good?
1 day ago
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If you go east from the bus stop,you will enter the Peaceful Rest Valley. If you keep going east, you will come to Happy Happy Village. You should maybe go there, unless you have something better to do?
1 day ago
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You have a long way to go. Getting some rest and relaxation may save you. ... Brick Road
1 day ago
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fine. It's the customer's prerogative to change his or her mind.
1 day ago
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Sorry about
2 days ago
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(Please take my son along. He may look like a regular, small mouse,but he can lead you to an exit if you're lost in a maze. )(Will you take one of my sons along? )Yes No (You understand that you don't need any money for this... )
2 days ago
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(Besides humans, dogs also sleep at night. Why aren't you asleep? )
2 days ago
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Look. I told you so...
2 days ago
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! ----
2 days ago
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(Well, you
2 days ago
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(There is a well-known theory that if you are bitten by zombies,bite back and you can recover. Of course, there is no scientific evidence to support this theory. )
2 days ago
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We made a cage for dinosaurs and locked them up... That's what my brother tells me. But I don't believe it... He's just spewing out of his cake hole.
2 days ago
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Ain't that the pits... I'm actually gonna have to wait for another customer in this crazy heat? That's harsh...
2 days ago
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Like I told you, there was a barfy bad guy named Belch. Thank you for giving him the big flush.
2 days ago
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I'm actually a surfer. But you can't surf at this beach. Should I become a porter so that I can get tips from all the old folks?
2 days ago
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As I thought, dinosaurs did actually exist in history. Yes, I have sure-fire proof. I've seen them in so many movies, they must have been real!
2 days ago
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Wow. You opened the door! All right! Here's a trinket for good luck. It's the !
2 days ago
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