Imagine watching them slice this guy up at the deli counter

I'm rereading/catching up on Chainsaw Man because I fell behind like 100 chapters ago and it's supposedly ending soon. I forgot about this bit and I'm dying laughing

Oh, is a moviesball happening now?

Marcus Junius, better known to friends Brutus, Hesitant to join. Believes this all to be for the best of Rome, oh oh oh. Caesar, Julius, told his future's serious "Beware the Ides of March." He does not believe, and he turns to go, oh oh oh. As he walks to the Senate floor, They creep up all around

Huh? You were told to beware today? Nah man, don't worry about it...

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

Currently watching a live stream of someone reciting The Tragedy of Julius Caesar using Sesame Street toys. Bewaring the Ides early this year.

six seven

I took this picture of my dog right after she woke up and was licking her lips

thinking about csi: cyber, the funniest network television show ever produced, again

Pluto - Naoki Urasawa

I am Captain Kirk

(idiot voice) this is all just a distraction from the epstein files.....

Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo

Telling a woman in her 50s that she's mature for her age

Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

*does this to you*

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

Biting my tongue and resisting the urge to argue with Gamers

11 Mar 2026

I. Noah Thingertoo

09 Mar 2026

Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one

I was reading the Wikipedia article for "Leeroy Jenkins" when I came across this sentence which filled me with such despair that I had to step away from the computer and stare longingly out the window while contemplating suicide.

This Game Will Make You Nut God Dammit

They saw my scrootnoo

I uhhhh felt kind of bad for this one

Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff

07 Mar 2026

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I've spent the last three days reading Ichi the Witch and the most recent chapter made me cry

The Gaunt Gamer Productions

"bro, the president of burger king owned the ceo of mcdonalds" YOU ARE FALLING FOR BURGER PROPAGANDA

I need everyone who sees this to take a couple of minutes out of their day to watch this all the way through

I've put more hours into Kirby Air Riders than I ever did into Super Smash Bros Ultimate lmao

HOLY PEAK

I need Brandon back in office NOW

I just discovered a hoard of jewels!

pingas

Cookie Monster Chuckie Finster Think about it...

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