bee appeared in my office a few hours ago. in the turmoil that followed, my cat had to witness me calling one of God's own insects an "asshole freak idiot." and I want to apologize for that

hearken well to the wise and ancient rhyme: If a videogame you make, A picture of a guy you'll take

Look, Metal Wolf Chaos 2 takes a while

"The release of Armored Core 6 made 2023 a very good year for me, but it's meant I've spent the following years in twitchy anticipation, hoping for a sign that FromSoft has been back in the mecha kitchen. Given the studio's history, however, it could be busy cooking for a decade."

yeah dude for sure. make the menu natural, personal, and fun. 100%. let the chatbot decide which flavor of turbodiarrhea I'm going to give myself. i'm dead inside, i've chosen illiteracy, and i'm ready for liftoff. there's a macchiato that will release me and ChatGPT will speak its true name

Internal emails obtained by @wired.com reveal that one conservative legal group got direct access to FCC leadership to escalate complaints -- namely about Jimmy Kimmel -- sidestepping the standard FCC process:

"Its five cards' illustrations feature the text glyph art style of classic Dwarf Fortress, their mountainhome hallways, dwarves, and dangers rendered with all the timeless beauty offered by IBM Code Page 437."

good for her

holy shit

Possibly the most important piece of my career. Many thanks to Mothership for giving me the time and space to have a crack at this crucial topic.

i'm working on a larger story about the state of video codecs in games based on this interview, would love to get as much input as possible from devs about the problems it causes (bonus points if a video editor can share their perspective on this, too). diego6arguello6 at gmail and my DMs are open

you, too, could start your day with a Gelgoog doodle. nothing like a few minutes of pre-work googin

Tip for anyone else who wants to be drawing more robots: If you're in the mood for a mecha study, use the URL gundam.fandom.com/wiki/Special... to be taken to a random mobile suit's page on the Gundam wiki. Can also do AU-specific versions, like gundam.fandom.com/wiki/Special... for UC suits

just 1000 more Claudes bro. i promise bro just 1000 more Claudes and it'll fix everything bro. bro just 1000 more Claudes. please just another exaflop. one more exaflop and we can fix this whole problem bro. bro cmon just give me one million Claudes i promise bro. bro bro please I just need a zettaf

"NetworkGo doesn't specify whether the decision was also motivated by the possibility that Nintendo's trigger-happy legal team could come knocking."

damn. anyone know any global churches with a bunch of exorcists

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

alright who else can we shoot at a celestial object

at risk of sounding terminally male feminist ally, it’s been really heartening to see and hear so many women involved across the board throughout this mission. i’m sure it has its problems, but it’s nice to see NASA isn’t full Dude Zone

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT #artemisII #integrity

[pointing] thats the guy who saw the moons ass

Artemis II crew is attempting to contact recovery personnel via Xbox Live party chat

I'm moonscrolling

it’s like a pool party for shapes

god i wish an astronaut would come out of the capsule holding a cerveza cristal

people are pretty good

i've never been this invested in four people wearing fluorescent orange

I bring a sort of bedroom/DIY texture to the fart that ChatGPT really likes

world needs more podcast shooters

when I'm being mulched alive to serve as datacenter biofuel with the other dissidents, I'll at least have the reassurance of knowing my opposition party never abandoned its focus on costs and corruption

I wrote about enjoying games people don't like: www.pcgamer.com/games/action...

help me out here.. my reach on this website is pretty bad.

at least I'm living in a time where I might get to watch a chicago pope excommunicate the vice president of the united states

Can't stop staring at this ridiculous four-leaf clover hidden object game made by a guy who actually likes looking for real four leaf clovers.

I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

alright, as long as my mad overlord doesn't issue another threat to unleash irreparable omnidirectional harm, I should be able to get a good amount of work done today

that's it! I'm going on a walk Out of Doors. then at least I can feel miserable near a tree

you have to shake your head the whole time

We are, all of us, just trying to fucking get by and kiss our partners and feed our families and blow off steam and listen to the birds. Anyone who tells you otherwise has blood on their teeth.

idk man should I just drive 6 hours to DC to yell or what the fuck

Completely forgot to post this week's Disk Cleanup, which is very silly of me because it was with Dwarf Fortress cocreator Tarn Adams. We talked about his current obsession with terraforming games, and losing yourself to the wonders of Factorio.

this is actually a common occurrence at luxury moon hotels, as I'm sure our astronauts' lunar observation will shortly verify

We are mere minutes away from receiving unprecedented photographic evidence of just how haunted the moon really is.