if there’s anyone who lost tonight, it’s Mike Johnson, who must now once again pretend he has a job

I wish them all the misery an aggrieved public can provide.

every time I think I’m used to dems shitting the bed, they invent new, worse kinds of diarrhea

If your senators voted "No" then you should call them and immediately pressure them to depose of Schumer

If I ever dabble in necromancy, I'm only doing skeletons. The flesh golem shit is for basement perverts. I'm going to be 100% bone conducting

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Dear Koei Tecmo: You failed to see the business potential in simply making a horse spinoff. This could have been your Horse Kisek moment. Now you'll never know. You'll always be stuck with just Moe Xanadu. Anyway look at this fucking horse.

Furthering the horse news agenda:

The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.

It’s time.

If there's anything last night's election results should tell you, it's that legacy pundits and media institutions are fundamentally incapable of assessing the actual political dynamics at play in this country. Give your attention elsewhere.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

I’m hearing that the new york post’s 1 million pissbabies are already trying to leave the city, but they all keep trying to run through the same doorway at once and getting stuck. They’re backing up to try again but they just keep bumping into each other

if you would like to know more about how zohran's look came together (designed by Aneesh Bhoopathy of co-op studio Forge!) please check out this great writeup in curbed

Jack Aubrey and Stephen Maturin in One Piece style (eh..kind of.....I need to practice it for..... a few more weeks.... ) posting for @lost-fool.bsky.social , of course

Yeah idk man it’s just nice to see that you don’t have to be too cowardly for basic human compassion

wow, surprising what happens when you communicate to voters that you have consistent values and ethics!

I’m calling it. Celestial phenomena—chiefly, unprecedented clustering of the planets within Cancer and the passage of the huì xīng—clearly demonstrate that Mamdani has gained the Mandate of Heaven

I believe that, with enough effort, faith, and solidarity, we can make this a Cuomo century of humiliation

In all seriousness, infinite respect to everyone at the Mamdani campaign. Been a pleasure to watch the work unfold this yea. Masterful stuff

I’m hearing that the new york post’s 1 million pissbabies are already trying to leave the city, but they all keep trying to run through the same doorway at once and getting stuck. They’re backing up to try again but they just keep bumping into each other

Big night for giving a shit about people!

man I wish I was in the cooler part of the noösphere rn

MAY WE NEVER AGAIN BE CURSED WITH A CUOMO FOR THE REMAINDER OF OUR DAYS

and an extra fuck you to chuck schumer on this blessed day

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

I’m calling it. Celestial phenomena—chiefly, unprecedented clustering of the planets within Cancer and the passage of the huì xīng—clearly demonstrate that Mamdani has gained the Mandate of Heaven

I think a lot of my feelings about how political or media influence works in this decade can boil down to “I should not have to know who this person is.”

who’d the fuck ya life bing bong guy vote for

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

The Dwarf Fortress Siege Update briefly reintroduced an old bug where dwarf babies pilot their moms like mech suits until they die of dehydration because babies don't know what drinking is.

It's a HUGE loss

gamers gotta have orbs, every day, a dietary requirement

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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

It’s still remarkable that Disney produced - and released - this segment in 1940. A horror short that should rank with its Universal monster movie contemporaries… The animation is lush and experimental, and really shows off the Disney special animated effects team…

A photo that sums up 2025: a man in body armor and a helmet wets himself as he shoots an unarmed and unarmored man in the face with a flashbang grenade.

all my loved ones gone

Here's the deal. People are going to need to Disney+ Cancel Microsoft. It has to be coordinated and it has to be across console and PC. Cancel your Gamepass subscription. Uninstall games from 343/Halo Studios and MS game studios. All of it. Those metrics are tracked and it sends a message.

Also, this should not need to be said, because "promote the general welfare" def means feeding people, still it's worth noting that food stamps have a huge positive economic impact overall. Every $1 spent on SNAP adds $1.54 to the economy. As is often the case, doing right is also an overall good.

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

I think about this a lot.

perennial losers report nothing ever their fault

HIRE DIEGO FOR EVERYTHING

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You can imagine how this particular fact-finding felt.