FRIEND: These eggs are pretty mid. I thought you said your buddy made great eggs? In addition to being talented at word games? ME: Oh, yeah. You're thinking of The Scrambling Scrabbler. This guy is The Scrabbling Scrambler. His thing is that he has poor traction

lol

You spend so much time in your life shielding yourself from advertising and then you go to your parents' house and remember why that's all worth it

Like I'm gonna spot a book called "Orbducted in the French Quarter" and not buy it

Happy New Year from Dillsburg, PA, home of the New Year's Pickle Drop

"New year, new me," I mutter as I start draining the incubation vat. Inside, this year's clone begins to stir, dreams I still remember fading toward the dawn. He grips the knife which was once mine.

What is a good wireless keyboard to buy. I was looking at the Nomad E for so long it sold out and apparently wasn't good anyway. I don't need RGB or any gamer stuff I'm just sick of my ugly-ass Logitech board

some of my favorite work from 2025

new Now: jackis.online/now

just paid 20 dollars to renew purpletoilet.com for another year. enjoy

Hundreds of Beavers 👍👍👍👍

"chopped unc" yeah that's what i call bobby flay lol

My top albums of the year list is out, plus a couple of bonus picks: jacksfavoritealbums.com/2025

My top albums of the year list is out, plus a couple of bonus picks: jacksfavoritealbums.com/2025

7.12: Repent, Pencilman

6.7: Last House on Mars

There should be a hot-dog-eating contest that's about how stylishly you can eat just one hot dog instead of who can eat the most

Added some new links to this jackis.online/resources

for christmas i would like $2000 in bandcamp gift cards

I mean why would I ever fuck around with regular heavy duty when extra heavy duty is right there

happy birthday @spacecandy.bsky.social!! 🎉

I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore. More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.

In a just world we would take this guy's $9000000000 and invest it in finding a way to keep Bill Watterson alive forever

“Shhhh, Zog! … Here come one now!”

[listening to The DK Rap] I've heard of monkey bars but this is ridiculous!!! (lauren cowrote this post)

[dairy product describing his best friend] my butter from another udder,

Why are the show about announcing all the games that aren't out yet and the show about giving awards to games that are out already not two different events

I do and will make websites on commission -- for you, your band or brand, or anything else. Prices reasonable! Email for details!

'Neurosynthesis Regular' is my first and as-yet only typeface, originally designed for my thesis project in 2020. I've made it available for purchase on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/ad7e76e31d

Hey folks, in a bit of a pinch and would love to get some work in before the end of the year. Get in touch:

My dark theory is that in 10-15 more years all movies and video games and TV above a certain budgetary threshold will share one singular fictional universe, which will also be real in the form of software you can pay to hang out with your favorite characters in

So are 999 out of 1000 job openings straight-up fake or what

basically i have been listening to this album 2 or 3 times a day lately www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYf_...

Fish has been hanging out in this little parking spot so I made her a sign

Spending my sick day blending

I cannot stress enough how much I love borrowing DVDs from the public library www.404media.co/the-last-vid...

couple new book reviews up jackapedia.neocities.org/books

My child already has a full shelf of Danish minimalist wooden trinkets, so this year I'm getting them the Pantone White Play-Doh for Christmas

Never been a better time to ditch Spotify jackapedia.neocities.org/updates#spot...

The idea of meeting someone and learning their parents owned an "Elf On The Shelf" is harrowing

The sale continues! I am powerless to stop the sale! jackis.online/prints

Robo-Garfield stretches in his charging cradle, fiber-optic fur bristling. He yawns synthetically. "I hate Cyber Mondays."

Every trucking company has one of these logos

Still going on! If you want something delivered by Christmas I would grab it soon:

“Now here comes the barbaric finale.”

that part in that christmas song that goes "tiny tots with their eyes all aglow" i have been singing "tater tots with their fries, potato" over it. give it a try this season

Spending painstaking hours in the Kirby Air Riders vehicle customizer building a sticker on the back of my Wagon Star of Calvin peeing on the MarioKart logo

the sale is still on through friday! if you are looking to have something shipped by christmas i would probably order it soon!

I think the oligarch worldview and especially their view of other humans is basically 1:1 like they are playing "Rollercoaster Tycoon" on the computer

Print shop is back on sale! Confound and delight your loved ones with the gift of some art from the computer: jackis.online/prints 🖼💥