Yeah I've got a roguelike deckbuilder for you. It's called a damn job. building decks. and if you screw up you're fired

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Will never forget the @whatatimepod.bsky.social bit about Staten Island being "Reverse Alcatraz"

dismally funny how leftists refer to celebrating any kind of electoral victory as "libbing out" because we never get to do it

"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."

Rich dicks threatening to flee NYC: I dare you to do it instead of just complaining in the Post indefinitely. Give me your vacant apartment

seems in general like people want better lives and better conditions and will vote to secure those things if you offer them and aren't obviously lying. I wonder why nobody ever tries that

I think the Nobel Prize is fine as an institution but it is really funny to give the best project from every field of science the same medal. Team of biologists attempting to eradicate malaria in line at the ceremony behind some guy who imagined a new type of cube

I have really been enjoying JOE BOX and this one was especially good www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXh8...

Are you allowed to show up to a tournament and play with a Magic card in one of those grading clamshells or are they removed from circulation at that point

We need to stand up against Stranger Things. Going to the grocery store should not remind me of a TV show

I've never had a chance to play Super Smash Bros with people who aren't already really good at it, which is not fun. But if I played with three other guys who suck as bad as me that wouldn't be fun either. So I'm not sure how a person is supposed to start playing that game

from this weekend

My dark theory is that in 10-15 more years all movies and video games and TV above a certain budgetary threshold will share one singular fictional universe, which will also be real in the form of software you can pay to hang out with your favorite characters in

Using my hand to placidly ride my Tech Deck-scale stand-up paddleboard around the sink

song of today www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSN6...

It's Bogo Time youtu.be/zKf9LygIpQw

People complain about the repetitive scarcity of Christmas music but there are, like, five Halloween songs

pissed to have to do this on my birthday of all days but I didn't make rent last month and got served a notice for it, and I'm def not making it next month at this rate either and have until Friday to make 1542.94 or else it's game over. anything helps ko-fi.com/scjreal account.venmo.com/u/scjreal

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

googling down my ballot today I found out that a guy running for city council in my neighborhood co-wrote and appears in a 2007 movie called "The Hacking Chronicles" m.imdb.com/title/tt1141...

Memes of the Doge Age

fortnite feels like the pearl america was built to gestate. memeified celebrities and licensed cartoons killing each other over and over in uncannily bloodless PG gunfights within freemium software subsidized by a child casino. a satire beyond the cruelest imagination did it not already exist

Cozying up as fall weather sets in with a warm mug of mulled Monster Energy Mango Loco

EGG SQUEEZE rocks check it out

'Neurosynthesis Regular' is my first and as-yet only typeface, originally designed for my thesis project in 2020. I've made it available for purchase on ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/ad7e76e31d

Happy 10th anniversary to GAMEWAVE, which will always be probably the most important album I've ever heard floorbaba.bandcamp.com/album/gamewave

even the most famous movie can end. it’s better to be kind than well-known.

my submission for KaseCurio: Magellan 2000 Internet Browser kcurio.com/kasecurio2025

any furry programmers out there already using the handle "softwarewolf." if not that one's on the house

One time I saw a woman open her car door and dump out an old iced coffee to free up the cupholder and I mumbled to myself "that's the girl version of peeing"

song of today www.youtube.com/watch?v=3weY...

my submission for KaseCurio: Magellan 2000 Internet Browser kcurio.com/kasecurio2025

watched THE THING again. perfect movie imo

Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You

It's pretty grim how succeeding online after the TikTokification of everything is about throwing spaghetti until the computer favors you once and then getting imprisoned by that gimmick forever as you scrounge for ways to increase the ante

Calling out from work because I have Linsanity

my generation's version of doing a tour in vietnam is getting so broke you sign up to unload trucks at target

vibe for today www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmX-...

Seems bad that the entire internet stops working when one corporation screws up

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FLOOR BABA - waking experiments in soft music 🔉 out now floorbaba.bandcamp.com/album/waking

@whatatimepod.bsky.social Cat Helps with Dinner www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...

finally listening to this and it shreds. if you miss "fakebit" do not miss it ninajirachi.bandcamp.com/album/i-love...

"Welcome, refugees from [other website having some problems]. We do things a little different over here, so let me show you the ropes" is a perennially funny genre of post. I'm not going undercover in the mob man. I'm just here to scroll

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