Garrett Martin
@garrettmartin.bsky.social
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editor/writer. games, travel, theme parks, pop culture. ex-Paste, ex-A.V. Club.
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I would like to see the Andy Rooney commentary on whatâs happening at CBS
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if I ran a network I would hire all these 60 Minutes people and launch a new show called A Whole Damn Hour
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prestige streaming shows need less mid-season episodes featuring only characters weâve never seen before and wonât see again and more episodes like the Newsradio season finales where the regular cast plays their regular characters in different time periods
about 6 hours ago
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more people at a Tuesday afternoon screening of Tuner than were at a Sunday afternoon opening weekend screening of Mando and Grogu. granted today is half off day.
about 11 hours ago
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convincing myself that what the world really needs is another subscription newsletter about theme parks by an unemployed man
about 12 hours ago
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people get pretty precious about their legos huh
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VG&CEâs GOTY for 1989
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whoâs the most Star Wars of Star Wars guys these days? feel like for 30 years it was a dead heat between Vader and R2-D2 but theyâve done a real good job of devaluing R2
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the scene in Speed Racer where a fat kid and a chimp on a sugar high go nuts to the most raging part of âFreebirdâ was made exclusively for me
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if the Speed Racer movie came out 14 years earlier it wouldâve had a really cool pinball machine
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Speed Racer is another movie where a character who isnât Mario is dressed like Mario
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who else exclusively plays Marathon solo
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big Magic the Gathering news for fans of LA car dealer signs
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May. R means rewatch.
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the future of Minority Report is a scary dystopia of constant surveillance and oppressive advertising but newspapers and magazines still exist so itâs not looking so bad today
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first time watching Minority Report. so the futuristic sci-fi psychic visions become hand-wavey video holograms, but the only way to get the actual names of the victims and murderers is by etching them on wooden balls that roll out of a Goldberg machine?
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youtu.be/sE8GUDs0BRE
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youtu.be/sE8GUDs0BRE?...
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3 days ago
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I think itâs cool that weird puppets scampering about in space is exclusively for the 40-and-up crowd now, while the kids are all into Chiwetel Ejiofor hanging out in empty office spaces
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they shoot this Widowâs Bay show in Rockport, donât they
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The Boston Boom is my favorite professional lacrosse team
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just ordered the Blu Ray of Robot Dreams because I really need to cry more than I already do
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a bunch of Minutemen lyrics
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âŠhow do you write an âoral history of the Athens music sceneâ that has quotes from actor Michael Shannon but not Ballard Lesemann, Gordon Lamb, Henry Owings, or anybody from any band that isnât at least 30 years old
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I just let out an excited little yelp when Reva Shayne showed up in Body Heat
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I know tapes were still mass produced in 1996 but itâs still weird to think about Odelay on cassette. one of the most âmade exclusively for CDsâ vibes of any major record.
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should pass a law saying a certain kind of guy canât do politics. you know the kind. just put a photo of Stephen Miller in there so everybody knows exactly who the law is talking about.
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just old enough where any movie based on a YouTube series gets an instant âehhh Iâm goodâ out of me.
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when bands go on TV shows to play songs that unexpectedly become TikTok hits decades after release, do they play the whole song or just the 15 seconds TikTok people know
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Paste being number one or two on most of Google's "best movies on [insert streamer here]" searches for a decade kept that place in business
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y'all can do something with this if you want: what one actor in classic movies would've been replaced by a wrestler if WWE/WWF Studios had made it
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Nate Bargatze is great but The Breadwinner looks like a WWE Studios âcomedyâ from 2010 starring Triple H, two USA Network âstars,â and a multiple Independent Spirit Award nominee
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Terry Malts is one of the absolute last bands Iâd ever expect to hear on Shoresy
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I donât understand the concept behind the overalls gang in The Warriors. They just wear overalls and striped shirts? One of them wears skates? Two of them look old enough to be the othersâ dads? They need to figure out what they do before they come out here.
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firming up my plans for Summer Games Fest week, which mostly involve going to Six Flags over Georgia to loop Monster Mansion now that itâs open on weekdays
5 days ago
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guy who hasnât had to buy games for almost 20 years: games are $70 now? what the hell!
6 days ago
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I donât like them replacing every decade, but I canât wait to see if the â60s version of âGreat Big Beautiful Tomorrowâ will go for a Byrdsian folk jangle or an acid rock freak out.
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Bethy
6 days ago
Doesnât even matter what this was about (ultralounge comps made by capitol records in the 90s), itâs true for everything. There used to be money to make stuff and now it festers in billionairesâ pockets instead of being useful (compiling lounge music into handy cds)
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Isaiah D. Colbert
6 days ago
"I don't think you can be 'like a freak.' Either you are or you aren't." ârealest shit Tony Schiavone ever said
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Dunkinâ has always had better donuts than Krispy Kreme. and no, Dunkinâs donuts are not all that good.
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6 days ago
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kinda wish the tag renewal people would just take my word on the emissions stuff
6 days ago
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I love headlines that are basically "actor open to getting paid again"
7 days ago
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will never not be deeply, unreasonably annoyed by how the official names are Disney's Hollywood Studios, Disney's Animal Kingdom, and..... Disney California Adventure, with no apostrophe.
7 days ago
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gonna choose to believe John Gloverâs Bawlmer accent in 52 Pick-Up is just how he really sounds
7 days ago
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my favorite holiday
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surprising to me how many people donât know that Megan Ellisonâs Annapurna was like the proto-A24 for film nerds circa 2010
7 days ago
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between AEWâs first show and the opening of Galaxyâs Edge at Disneyland the last week of May 2019 was a pretty good work week.
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The â¶tomic âșlbow
7 days ago
someone Iâm not allowed to reply to mentioned Lewis Grizzard in a thing that
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reposted and any time that assholeâs name comes up I need to counteract it with this.
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Deacon Lunchbox on Lewis Grizzard
YouTube video by Rasta Farley
https://youtu.be/ffo0e99HL7c
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
7 days ago
Lewis Grizzard said he suffered from "Heinekenitis" and "PBR Syndrome." He wrote that in the paper, and they published it.
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