How come third place isn't just copper

I'm going to become a money collector. I'm going to collect all the money so that it doesn't get lost. You can all thank me now if you want

my maid sucks

Getting really into Dijon mustard this year

I love polluting my temple

Bimbembo BameBube

by Isamu Gakiya.

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From PC-88 with love… 💾: Oasobi Disk Vol. 2, 1992

I'm coming to eat your protein

I filled out my census. :)

Pathologize the rich

I want to make a character design based of this. Gorgeous.

ゴジュウジャーからブーケ嬢 素敵です…

omg I love your orbs. :) *plays with hair*

Cat was my first language

Everyone has a Wii U

I have no idea what I'm gonna do today!! ←(wrote herself a growing itemized list of things to get done)

Procrastination really is the mind protesting

Death Stranding but you're a door-to-door sex worker, that's the pitch

@ryannorth.ca sorry to bother you, but would you happen to remember which date this Dinosaur Comics was off hand? Did I maybe even imagine it??

More like barf ox lmaoooooo

There is a time and place for piss

From yesterday's Dinosaurs Comics

Dying for a custom airplay driver to overrule all of Apple's silly limitations on the protocol and allow me to route directly from any app to my AirPort Express losslessly at max quality.

the rise of piss is at hand

Is panera american tim hortons?

parent-creature association

Going "haha it me" at every description anyone makes of any wine ever

The waiter has human friends, but their names are actually Franmara and Pulltap

Hollywood produced Ronald Reagan so I'm taking a break from American media for a while

maids are gay

It dawned on me as an adult why adding bottles to your inventory in LoZ games is so important, as I started to gather all my nalgenes, my klean kanteens, my vapur "antibottles" and aliexpress dupe, my recycled gatorade and arto life water bottles, my Bernardin jars, my etc etc.

🔫 hold it dis is a stick-em-up

Today I'm gonna Accomplish Task.

Just finding out this morning that a crumpet is a fat pancake

Getting a call… from your mom's dick

Concept art of the local cuisine of the planet Altamira - from "A Star Called The Sun", out now

"Life is a rhythm game"—Jacques Brel

There was a slightly hilly slightly turn-y street in Montréal a friend took me to, to have an otherwise extremely boring potluck and round table. I wish I'd been paying better attention on the walk up because I don't remember where that street was and it was really pretty and I want to see it again.

I want to stop saying hell yeah so much but continue to communicate the same sentiment

I am having a chaos

What can/should a girl get up to in Montréal on a Wednesday night?

Gremlins are a type of girl

"Cozy Conan, what is best in life?" Cozy Conan: taking a little nap in your bed backwards and rubbing your feet between your pillows 🥰

Just spent like five minutes trying to sort Fate/stay from Steins;Gate in my head, at least I don't have any trouble telling the two from .hack

I did not get my blood drawn by the cute enby at the lifelabs this morning, like I usually have for the past two years, and I AM sad about it. 😢

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